Chapter 2 Brother Yu, take me to chase my sister-in-law
Chapter 2 Brother Yu, take me to chase my sister-in-law
Lin Yu was so angry that he quickly turned on the computer and began to search for the news that Chen Tao said. The pen and fun pavilion www.biquge.info are still there, and the title is written like this:
Chinese tyrants, with a sky-high price of $5 million, invite Korean players to compete in China!
Lin Yu looked at the news and was suddenly shocked!
My good man, $5 million, invite Korean players to play in China? Make no mistake, right?
That's a whole 5 million, and it's dollars!
Lin Yu looked at the news above, he was not mistaken, right?
Lin Yu rubbed his naked eyes vigorously, the news is still there, it's true!
The sky-high price of $5 million to invite Koreans to play in China?
Why can't it be given to Chinese players?
Is it true that Chinese players are not worthy of 5 million?
Although now, among the Chinese players, they are indeed not as strong as the Korean players, but they are not exaggerated to the sky-high price of 5 million US dollars! Lin Yu sighed secretly.
Lin Yu looked at the news above and smiled, so angry that he couldn't speak.
Sure enough, someone commented below:
"The Chinese are really stupid and have a lot of money, 5 million dollars to invite Korean dogs to come to China to make money!"
"You have the ability, you can go!"
"China's current e-sports is as garbage as the national football team! Even Korean dogs can't beat them, so they just ask for foreign aid at every turn! ”
Looking at the comments one by one, Lin Yu really didn't want to say anything more.
A South Korean player is worth $5 million?
Lin Yu simply read all the comments in one go, and a crazy idea suddenly popped up in his heart, that is, to save the Chinese Alliance, let the Chinese team stand on the top of the world, and become the immortal alliance throne!
Lin Yu didn't know where such an idea came out, and at the same time, he was startled by his own thought! Immediately back to reality.
It didn't take long for Lin Yu to hear an obscene voice from the bedroom next door: "Did you see it today, our broadcasting department finally has a big beauty!" ”
Another voice laughed: "My day, you didn't see those white and tender long legs, which are even cooler than the legs of the live broadcast anchor!" ”
Another voice shouted: "Damn, and that little beautiful buttocks, it's simply invincible, I can a few times when I think about it!" ”
A person came out of the dormitory and scolded a few people: "Damn, just a few of you are virtuous!" Let's go to the Internet café and masturbate a handful! ”
"Go, go, go!" Under a urging, the next bedroom was empty for a while.
Chen Tao had been making quilts on the bed, and finally made the bed, Chen Tao hurriedly jumped out of bed and shouted at Lin Yu: "Brother Yu, do you want to go out to pick up the new students?" Listening to them, it seems that there are beautiful women! After speaking, Chen Tao smiled obscenely.
Lin Yu thought about it, if he could meet the little beautiful butt girl just now, he would have to make a phone call! Anyway, Brother Hao hasn't called yet, Lin Yu nodded and responded: "Let's go, go and see, Brother Hao hasn't called me yet!" ”
said let's go, the two went downstairs, went to the freshman pick-up station, and sure enough, they saw the little beautiful buttocks, but at this moment, the beautiful girl was surrounded by a pair of perverts! No, a bunch of lustful dogs!
Chen Tao obviously saw it too, and squeaked towards Lin Yu: "Brother Yu, my God, that's the devil's body, it's not comparable, it's just amazing!" ”
Lin Yu nodded in agreement, indeed, Lin Ruoyin's figure is so great that she has nothing to say, and I don't know how she has such a great figure!
Lin Yu and Chen Tao both walked towards the help point, Lin Ruoyin seemed to see Lin Yu, smiled on his cheeks, and greeted Lin Yu: "Hey, classmate, are you here to help again?" ”
One word after another, it is as if Lin Yu came to help!
Lin Yu didn't expect that this little beautiful ass girl would remember herself and say hello to herself! If Lin Yu thought that this little beautiful buttocks girl was a hot-tempered lady, he would probably understand why she was greeting herself!
This is revenge, the revenge of the stripes!
However, poor Lin Yu didn't know that Lin Ruoyin's "conspiracy"!
Seeing that the beauty and Lin Yu seemed to be very familiar, and still greeting each other, Chen Tao whispered to Lin Yu: "Oh my God, Brother Yu, do you know such a hot girl?" Brother Yu, take me to chase my sister! ”
Lin Yu was angry, and yelled at Chen Tao: "Chase your sister!" I just happened to bump into her before I picked you up and showed her the way! ”
Chen Tao didn't care so much, and half-pushed Lin Yu towards Lin Ruoyin: "That's also an acquaintance, you see, everyone has greeted you, how can you say it, you have to go over and return the salute?" It can be regarded as close to classmates! ”
“……”
It turns out that this is really the case, in front of beautiful women, what kind of love and righteousness, it is all as stinky as a fart! Lin Yu was half-pushed by Chen Tao like this!
Originally, Lin Yu's plan was just to wait for Chen Tao to take him to the next wave, who knew that Chen Tao, this guy, would not let Lin Yu stop for a moment at all, and pushed himself to jump into the fire pit!
Close, close to your sister! Others don't know, I don't know you yet?
You just think that if you meet a beautiful woman later, don't think about anything, and go up to greet you as soon as possible. First, you can increase your good impression of yourself, and second, what is this called the first month near the water!
Damn, eighteen years, wearing the same pants as Lao Tzu, don't think, I don't know, what's going on in your head.
Lin Yu greeted Lin Ruoyin with a smile: "Hello classmates, I'm Lin Yu from Class 1!" ”
Who knows, Lin Ruoyin showed a signature smile in some surprise, and at the same time stretched out a pair of white and tender jade hands very politely, "What a coincidence, classmate Lin Yu, I am also from Class 1, my name is Lin Ruoyin!" Take care of it! ”
"Ahem......" Lin Yu saw that the beauty stretched out her jade hand and took the initiative to greet him, and just wanted to shake hands, he felt a murderous aura scattered everywhere!
That's right, it's murderous!
A group of murderous people come as for the men! Oh no, it's the murderous spirit of the perverts!
Lin Yu's first thought immediately was to slip away!
Lin Yu now knows that he has fallen for this Lin Ruoyin's scheme! Lin Yu only now understands how important Brother Hao is to him. Brother Hao, you made a phone call, Lao Tzu heard the phone, and immediately turned around and left!
"Tuk Tuk ......"
Lin Yu's phone really rang!
Lin Yu smiled at Lin Ruoyin embarrassedly, pointed to his phone, and retracted his outstretched hand, just to avoid embarrassment.
Lin Yu hurriedly took out the phone, and at a glance, it was really a call from Brother Hao!
Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives! Cao Cao is so handsome!
Lin Yu shouted towards the phone: "Hey, Brother Hao! ”
Brother Hao's familiar voice came from the other end of the phone, which was the voice that saved Lin Yu's life: "Hey, Brother Yu, I'm on the plane, you hurry up, I'm waiting for you in the old area!" ”
Lin Yu deliberately raised his voice and shouted at the other end of the phone: "Okay, I'll come now!" ”
Lin Yu smiled at Lin Ruoyin, and then smiled at Chen Tao: "Chen Tao, your brother Yu and I have been divided, you TMD alone, pick up the new students here!" Bye-bye......" After speaking, Lin Yu made a bye-bye gesture and went directly to the dormitory.
For Chen Tao to "sell" himself, Lin Yu has a deep memory, and he almost can't eat and walk around!
"Stop!"
As soon as Lin Yu turned around, he heard a burst of cheers from behind him, "Boy, will you be in the League of Legends, I'm going to fight you alone!" ”
"Single-handedly with me?" Hearing this person's words, Lin Yu was stunned and replied, "Who are you, are you sick?" Didn't you hear me else? I don't have time to play with you! ”
The man looked arrogant, showed a smug face and smiled: "Hmph, if you don't dare, forget it, as long as you give me a soft heart, I will be stunned, and I will treat it as if this thing has never happened!" ”
In front of Lin Da Beauty, when you can pretend to be forced, how can you not pretend to be forced? Seeing that Lin Ruoyin had a good impression of Lin Yu, Xiang Yi immediately challenged Lin Yu in front of Lin Ruoyin, and was ready to perform well!
Lin Yu frowned, and he also knew that he was afraid that this Xiang Yi was challenging himself for Lin Ruoyin's sake. Lin Yu looked at Xiang Yi with some impatience and said, "Say it quickly, how do you want to play?" I'm still in a hurry! ”
Xiang Yi smiled evilly: "It's very simple, let's solo a hand, choose a hero at will, whoever loses, who admits his mistake to whom!" ”
"Be quick, I'm still fine!"
"Don't worry, there's an e-sports club ahead!"
Lin Ruoyin showed a smug smile on his face, who told you to ignore me? I'm such a big beauty, you're not interested? Wait a minute, I'll see how you made a fool of yourself!
Thinking that the result was miserable, when Lin Yu was defeated, he had no face, Lin Ruoyin was a little happy, and he also went up to join in the fun, and soon, more than a dozen people surrounded the e-sports club.
Soon, Xiang Yi and Lin Yu logged in to the game respectively, and the account was the game account inside, and all the heroes had it! Xiang Yi chose the blind man, Lin Yu heard Xiang Yi's selected voice, and locked the blind man at the same time!
Xiang waved his hand angrily: "Hmph, boy, you dare to choose my old blind man to play with me, you will lose later, don't cry your nose to tell grandma!" ”
Lin Yu smiled lightly, and listened to Xiang's stunned words!
Enter the game.
Lin Yu directly bought a Dolan sword and a bottle of medicine bottles, and went directly to the middle road. Xiang Yi on the opposite side also bought a Dolan sword and a medicine bottle, and the two met in the middle!
In order to perform well, Xiang Yi directly pressed the Ctrl1 and 2 keys and started fighting. Lin Yu just wanted to hurry up, and raised his hand to hit the Q skill Tianyin wave, which hit the blind man of Xiang Yi accurately, and successively hit the blind man of Xiang Yi, and successively hit the second stage of Q Echo Strike, Ping A, a set of Thunder Lords, and hit Xiang Yi with a third of the blood bar.
I grass! Across the street is the Thunder Blind Man?
Xiang Yi looked at the blind man who was full of blood and lost a third, and looked at Lin Yu in astonishment, just thinking about fighting back with Q skills, but he didn't want to miss. And Lin Yu's thunder blind man has already danced outside of Q skills, "I use my hands to achieve your dreams!" ”
For the sake of face, how can you hide, you must know that Lin Da Beauty is watching, she made a commotion again, and then danced. Lin Yu also danced with the fight, waiting for the Q skill to refresh!
Three-second ...... One second!
Lin Yu's Q skill was refreshed, and the creep had already reached the position under the second tower.
Lin Yu manipulated the blind man, took two small steps forward, and happened to look at the blind man in the middle of the river. Lin Yu took two steps forward to seduce him, and sure enough, Xiang Yu came directly to Lin Yu. A third of the way through the river, two or three steps down the tower, Lin Yu suddenly stopped, stood in place and danced, that meaning as if to say, the stupid 13 on the other side, come and kill me!
There are beautiful women, and the blind man is standing still and still and still and mocking, how can he bear it? Xiang Yi didn't want to think about it, a Q skill, Tianyin Wave just hit Lin Yu's blind man.
"You can beat him!" Xiang Yi secretly said in his heart, and directly echoed and pasted it, ready to play another set.
"Silly X, dare to post this!" Lin Yu looked coldly at the blind man who was stunned, and just when he posted it, he flashed directly under the tower, only to see the blind man who was stunned, like a roller coaster, flying directly towards Lin Yu's tower. The tower lit up with a red light, and in a flash, Xiang Dang flickered and successfully escaped from the tower.
Who knows, before Xiang Yi came back to his senses, Lin Yu reversed a Q skill, which just hit Xiang Yi's blind man! Stick to the face Q, light a set, and before Xiang Yi comes back to his senses, Ping A takes away the blind man twice!
"Hey, hey, hey, oh, kill the third-class Adinas!"
Lin Yu dropped the keyboard, got up and left, Lin Yu walked while a voice said: "I don't want you to admit defeat, you can keep it and play slowly!" ”
"I'm grass! How so? Xiang sat stupidly in front of the computer, and before he came back to his senses, he only heard Lin Yu's words.
Lin Ruoyin originally wanted to watch the play and make Lin Yu ugly, but he didn't expect this Xiang Yu to be brain-dead!
Lin Ruoyin also turned around and left, thinking to himself: "My brother asked me to secretly observe, is there a high-tech person, Lin Yu's operation is very common, shouldn't it?" ”
Thinking about it, Lin Ruoyin remembered Lin Yu, and then went to help pick up the new students!