Chapter Twenty-Five: Bloom Chrysanthemums
"Shut up, I'll fuck you to death!"
Zhang Bao's face was flushed, and he didn't know if he was angry or ashamed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
As the saying goes, the kiss of a beautiful woman is fragrant!
Zhang Bao can never forget the taste of the first kiss, this taste is intoxicating, sad, nausea, vomiting, sleepless nights, sleepless days... It's almost like another shadow in my heart!
"It's all you, a bastard who kills a thousand knives, and the labor and management who hurt him lost his first kiss! If I don't kill you today, I Zhang Bao swears not to be a person! ”
The more Zhang Bao thought about it, the more angry he became, the more he thought about it, the more disgusting he felt, he collapsed and went crazy!
"Kill~~~" There was a roar, Zhang Bao was burning with angry flames all over his body, his face was like a ghost, his movements were like a demon, and he was so quick to transform!
"Is this the rhythm of self-immolation?" Cheng Da Killer didn't expect Zhang Bao to react so much!
Think about it, which teenager doesn't have a spring, especially an old virgin who has been single for many years!
"That's not right!" Cheng Da Killer was very puzzled, it stands to reason that Zhang Ling's rogue Taoist priest should be even more angry, after all, his first kiss was kept for fifty or sixty years.
Now it seems that Zhang Bao's reaction seems to be even worse than Zhang Ling, could it be that this killer really has the ability to forcibly bend people!
Thinking that Zhang Ling's old bangzi might be a dead, Cheng Da Killer couldn't help but shiver and said in his heart; It seems that you have to stay away from him in the future, don't be accidentally taken advantage of by that old boy!
"Wow, look at the knife!"
Cheng Fang was stunned, Zhang Bao brandished a machete, like an old boy who was about to cut people!
"Get out of the way!"
As the saying goes, one inch is long and one inch is strong! Cheng Da Killer uses a spear, while Zhang Bao uses a machete as a weapon!
Before the blade fell, Cheng Da Killer used the gun as a stick, and hit Zhang Bao's crotch with a stick!
"Despicable villain, actually picking weaknesses to attack... Ah, this baby's baby! "Zhang Bao is scolding when he covers his crotch!
"Baby's Baby ???" The big killer Cheng who was full of filth instantly understood what Zhang Bao meant, he couldn't help but choke on saliva, and then he coughed wildly! I almost coughed up the lobes of my lungs!
Call yourself a baby! Treat the little brother as a baby, among the generals of the Three Kingdoms, I am afraid that there is no one except him Zhang Bao!
"Let's go to hell with your baby!"
Cheng Da Killer is another stick, and the place of attack is still Zhang Bao's crotch!
With just these two sticks, Zhang Bao's health was smashed by more than 80 points!
"it, it's a critical hit!"
Cheng Da Killer couldn't help but sigh, it turns out that this big killer can also do critical damage!
"Ah, my baby! The baby hurt the baby to death! Zhang Bao clutched his crotch and burst into tears, thinking; This grandson is so hateful that he actually uses a spear as a stick, and what is even more odious is that when the stick is used, the lethality is higher, especially when it is used to attack weakness!
"Please, don't smash it, okay, I'll be killed if you stab me!"
"Good! This seat has you covered! "Cheng Da Killer is a stab when he shakes his hand, and the target is still Zhang Bao's crotch!
Zhang Bao was stunned by this tie, he slowly lowered his head, looked at the tip of the gun pierced into the crotch of his pants, and suddenly there were 10,000 alpacas galloping in his heart, he cried, crying like a child of more than 300 pounds!
", it's a big deal, the boy has become a girl! It's still a baby girl! ”
Cheng Da Killer was a little dazed, he looked at Zhang Bao's bleeding crotch, and said in his heart; This traffic, this speed, at least 4G!
Ding, the system prompts, the host is too despicable, and the skin is as thick as a copper wall, and the new characteristics are obtained, and the iron wall (Note; Iron wall, the thickness of the skin increases, the ability to resist hits increases, and the damage taken is halved! )
"Buy Kad! With this, this is not considered a hanging! "Cheng Da Killer was a little surprised, and said in his heart; There should be no shortage of women in this world, how can this killer create a brand new woman, but there will be a reward?
"Goddamn bastard, labor and management are fighting with you!" Zhang Bao is really crazy this time, he is slashing like a shrew wielding a machete!
"To hide, or not to hide!" Cheng Da Killer is very embarrassed, after all, the other party he harmed has become a eunuch!
"Okay, this killer won't fight back, so let's make up for it!" Cheng Da Killer decided not to fight back, and at the same time, he also wanted to test what this new feature really had to offer!
Health -5 HP-5··
Cheng Da Killer looked at the slowly passing life, and his heart blossomed, and his heart said; This iron wall is really perverted!
"Huh? That's not right! When did the face of labor and management become so thick! Thinking of the reminder when the feature was triggered, Cheng Da Killer let Zhang Bao attack at the same time, and began to curse the system! What scolds is the landslide and the ground cracks, and the sea is dry and rotten!
"Oh!" Cheng Da Killer was stunned, and suddenly found that Zhang Bao was brandishing a big knife and slashing at his crotch.
Anyway, you will become a eunuch, in this case, labor and management will also cut you off, so that you will also become a eunuch! This is a portrayal of Zhang Bao's heart!
He thought so, and he did!
Cheng Da Killer quit, and his heart said; You are a eunuch, you actually want to turn me into a eunuch, revenge will not bring you like this, even if you want to take revenge, but you have to think about it for my family Ning Ning, if I become a eunuch, how to give her a life of sexual blessings!
"Damn, I think you're tired and crooked!" Cheng Da Killer decided to fight back, he hugged the horse to one side, dodged the machete at the same time, and went around Zhang Bao's back!
"Bloom, Chrysanthemum!" Cheng Da Killer came up with a shot, and this time the target was not the crotch, but the chrysanthemum behind the crotch!
"Uh, Chrysanthemum!" Zhang Bao let out a groan of enjoyment or pain. Then he covered the crotch of his pants with one hand and the chrysanthemum with the other hand, and fell from the horse, becoming a prisoner in Cheng Fang's hands!
Cheng Da Killer looked at the prisoner in his hand, a little dazed, this is too simple! But when you think about it, it's relieved! The bleeding speed is faster than 4G, and he hangs slowly, so it's strange!
Ding, the system prompts, the battle is over, Cheng Fang VS Zhang Bao. Winner, Cheng Fang!
Ding, the system prompts, kill 0 soldiers to get 0 kill points, kill generals to get 10 kill points
The system prompt came in a timely manner, because Zhang Bao's traffic made Cheng Da Killer a little unbearable to look at directly!
"Come on, let's go up together, and see how labor and management turn you into women!"
Cheng Da Killer looked up to the sky and roared, just like a silver wolf howling the moon, listening to the ears of the Yellow Turban generals, they all shivered!
"Who's next!"
Liu Bi spoke again, he glanced around, and found that everyone looked down at their toes, as if they had discovered a new continent on their toes, and they didn't dare to look up at Zhang Bao's miserable appearance at all!
"yes, who's going to do it?"
Yan Zheng looked up at Zhang Ning from time to time, and said in his heart; Whoever you love, you don't want to be turned into a woman by that kid!
"Why don't we run!"
The hearts of the people moved, and their hearts were moving; That's exactly what I want. I looked up to see who this empathetic big brother was.
I saw that Yan Zheng was covering his crotch with one hand and his ass with the other, his legs were trembling, and he was so scared!
"That's right, the boss ran away anyway, so let's run too!"
Everyone thought of going together, but in an instant, they made an agreement to escape!
Just as everyone reached an agreement and was ready to put it into action, a soft but resolute voice sounded.
Everyone looked up and saw Zhang Ning's eyes glistening with tears, full of sadness!
"Father left this time to bring rescue soldiers to everyone, and now that my father has not returned, do you plan to leave here and escape from the city in the face of a small setback? I will wait for my father to come back, and he will definitely come back! ”