Chapter 253: Master is so handsome
Early the next morning, Wu Jun sat in the grass hut to fulfill Fang Heng's wish.
Fang Heng's mood was extremely high today, after coming for so long, Master was finally willing to let him help with the hairstyle, he must go all out today and play at the highest level.
So after helping the master wash his hair perfectly, he moved all his belongings out.
Hair dryer, comb, colored hairspray, rubber band...... Looking at this large pile of things, Wu Jun felt a pain in his brain.
"Master, what hairstyle do you want?"
Wu Jun waved his hand and said, "Whatever, don't exaggerate too much." ”
Fang Heng thought for a while: "Okay master, I'll give you the best one!"
With the sound of the hair dryer humming, Wu Jun felt his hair stand on end, and then he was sprayed with three colors of hairspray.
"Master, it's okay," Fang Heng took out a mirror, "Master, you're really handsome!"
Wu Jun looked at his hair, which was made into a big colorful cockscomb, and really wanted to expel this product from the division immediately, immediately.
How can this be called handsome?
It can only be said that there is a three-year generation ditch, and the generation gap between him and Fang Heng may be as big as the Somali Trench or the Mariana Trench.
The thought of nine hairstyles waiting for him made him feel disheartened and unloved.
"Alright, so be it. ”
"Okay, Master. ”
Fang Heng was satisfied with packing up his tools, and then began to draw water from the Lingquan Well and water the vegetables.
At this time, Da Hei and Jasmine came from a distance, looking at Wu Jun with puzzled eyes, Jasmine tilted her head even more, and the whole thing was confused, standing outside the grass house and refusing to come in.
Wu Jun frowned: "You also dislike this hairstyle?"
Hearing that his tone was wrong, Da Hei and Jasmine glanced at each other, turned around and ran.
Wu Jun: ......
At this time, Zou Hai and Wei Donghai walked over from the gate together, followed by Wei Han.
Wei Donghai didn't know what kind of pole he was raising with Zou Hai, and his voice could be heard from afar.
However, when they came to the grass house, Zou Hai and Wei Han stopped at the same time.
"Hey, little brother, where is your master?" Wei Donghai shouted towards the grass house.
Wu Jun frowned, Nima Laozi just changed his hairstyle, and he didn't change his face, as for it?
Wei Donghai saw that Wu Jun didn't answer, so he paid attention to it, and almost stumbled.
"Big ...... Master?"
"If you want to come in, come in, you can go back early. ”
Wei Donghai laughed dryly, and followed Zou Hai into the grass house: "Master, your hairstyle...... It's so trendy and looks a few years younger!"
Wu Jun smiled: "Do you want to make one too, it just so happens that my apprentice has good skills." ”
"I have a heart," Wei Donghai hurriedly waved his hand, "My age is not suitable." ”
Zou Hai's heart was also very strange, although he knew that the master had a reason to do things, but this hairstyle was too ...... There is style.
It's a pity that I can't take a photo and send it to Moments like before, it's a pity.
"Master, is something going on?"
"It's nothing," Wu Jun said, "Fang Heng's kid is so idle that he has to blow my hair, I didn't think he would be so exaggerated." ”
Everyone suddenly realized that it was all Fang Heng's fault.
At this time, Dong Jinjiang also came, but he didn't come over to join in the fun, but carried a book and read it while walking on the grass.
As soon as Wei Donghai saw him, his brows furrowed into Sichuan characters.
"Why is this old immortal here?"
Zou Hai replied: "Don't use dirty words when you speak, he is also half of the master's guest." ”
"Hmph. Wei Donghai snorted coldly and said, "Master, you have to be careful with this person. ”
"What's wrong?"
"This old thing is cunning and cunning, and he is very thief, and he must not have any good intentions. Wei Donghai said, "I still pretend to be knowledgeable, and it's disgusting to look at!"
Wu Jun couldn't help but shake his head.
Zou Hai smiled and asked, "How do you know that he is not well-intentioned?"
"How many years have I been dealing with him? As soon as his tail cocks, I know what he is going to pull," Wei Donghai said angrily, "I dare to bet with you Zou Da Leader, if this old thing doesn't have a bad heart when he comes here, I will perform a dung pit butterfly for you on the spot!"
Wu Jun: ...... This picture is too strong......
"And Leader Zou Da, the master doesn't know Dong Jinjiang, you can't not understand, right?" Wei Donghai habitually asked Zou Hai to raise the bar, "As the master's permanent staff officer, shouldn't you have reminded the master earlier?"
Zou Hai glanced at him angrily, turned his face away and didn't speak.
Dong Jinjiang, who was in the distance, probably heard his voice and walked over with a smile.
Watching him walk into the grass house and sit down, Wei Donghai did not hide the disgust on his face at all.
"Boss Wei, meet again?"
"You think I want to see you?" Wei Donghai said unceremoniously.
"Hehe, Boss Wei, why are you doing this?" Dong Jinjiang still said with a smile, "Although we usually have a bit of competition, I still admire you very much." ”
"I'm a ghost!" Wei Donghai said with a dark face, "Old man Dong, I don't care what your intentions are when you come to the master, but I will put my words here first, the master is my benefactor, if you dare to fight any crooked thoughts, I, Wei Donghai, will fight my family to break the net with you!
After speaking, Wei Donghai stood up and said to Wu Jun: "Master, I'll go and help your apprentice water the vegetables." ”
After Wei Donghai left, Zou Hai also gave Wei Han a look, and the two also left the grassland.
Dong Jinjiang shook his head with a smile and said, "After so many years, Boss Wei's temper is still so hot. ”
"Boss Dong," Wu Jun felt that Dong Jinjiang had been here for so long, and it was time to ask for some words, "Let's talk about it, I think you came to me not just to find a clean place to read books." ”
"Master's discernment," Dong Jinjiang said, "Since the master asked, I won't hide it, I did come to visit the master for some purpose." ”
"Tell me about it. ”
"Please don't blame the master, before I came here, I carefully investigated the master," Dong Jinjiang said unhurriedly, "Later, I heard that Zou Hai's condition can only be stable because of the master."
"I know what kind of illness Zou Hai had, and I also know how serious his condition was at that time, so I don't believe it.
"But after seeing Zou Hai here, what reason do I have not to believe it?
"So I'm thinking, since you're so clever, Master, can you ...... Help people live longer.
"Hehe, when people are my age, it would be a lie to say that they are not afraid of death. ”
Wu Jun frowned slightly, this old man's idea was very fresh, but it was also reasonable.
When people are young, they are in good health, and they rarely think about what it will be like when they are old.
Only a person like Dong Jinjiang, who is close to old age, sees that his body is getting worse day by day and there are more and more age spots, so he will consider how to live a few more years.
He didn't explain his intention for so long, and it is estimated that he was observing Zou Hai to determine whether it was true.
The second is to increase the life expectancy, even if he can, if he doesn't have a deep friendship, it is impossible to agree easily, so Dong Jinjiang wants to get acquainted with it first.
He's in good health right now and has time to take his time.
And bluntly admitting that he is afraid of death, which is also relatively honest.
"Boss Dong, you think too highly of me. Wu Jun smiled, "I'm just a fortune teller, how can I have such great ability." ”
"Hehe, the master is too modest," Dong Jinjiang sighed and said, "Actually, I don't dare to ask too much, I just hope that in case of an illness in the future, the master can see a little friendship and let me live a less miserable life, and I will be satisfied."
"And here is the master, it is really like a fairyland outside the world, every day I take a few steps, I feel that I can live for more than ten years.
"So I've been bothering the master every day lately, it's really hard to help myself, please don't be surprised. ”
Dong Jinjiang's words are reasonable, and Wu Jun can't hear any flaws.
Just as he was about to make himself feel comfortable, a black image appeared around him, and it disappeared in a flash.
Wu Jun couldn't help but wonder, why did Dong Jinjiang's wheel of fate emerge at this time?
And this time it's still black, could it be that he has had some calamity lately?
So he used Tianji Eye on Dong Jinjiang to update his image.
Name: Jinjiang Dong......
Remarks: Minor injuries sustained in a car accident today.