Chapter 90: Xiong Er, I'm bald-headed

Chapter 90 - Xiong Er, I'm bald-headed

“first―blood!”

Somewhere in an Internet café, the yellow-haired man listened to the voice in the summoner's canyon, turned his head and said, "Hey, Brother Ji, it seems that this jungler is not a blind elementary school student!" People who have two hands, you see, have taken one blood! ”

As he spoke, the yellow-haired man pointed to the computer screen. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Brother Ji looked at the computer screen coldly and scolded: "Hmph, step on the shit luck!" Look at it again, you will find out, damn it, is it a primary school student after all! ”

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Brother Hao looked at Lin Yu's blind man and took a piece of blood, and said with a smile: "Brother Yu, why did you become so strong?" Give me a blue! ”

Lin Yu looked at the computer screen and said, "Come and get it." ”

Lin Yu didn't go home either, he chose to run directly to Papa Smurf and start playing blue, and by the time the fox arrived at Papa Smurf's lair, his blood had almost dropped.

Lin Yu turned around and left, and the rest of the wild monsters, Suo all handed over to Brother Hao.

Knocked out the three wolves in three or two, popped up the upgrade + number, Lin Yu was promoted to three levels, clicked on the +E skill, and directly typed and ordered: "Brother on the road, control the control line first, and then I will go to reverse a wave of red, and I will come to the road to support." ”

On the road robbery only typed one word: good!

Lin Yu manipulated the blind man, walked across the river, went directly behind the red father's lair, inserted an eye at the red father's lair, and then waited quietly for the prince.

Sure enough, after the prince was resurrected, the first reaction was whether his family's red was stolen by a blind man.

However, with what happened just now, the prince arrived at the red father's lair, took a look at the red father's still there, and for the first time, he inserted an eye in the grass next to the red father, and then began to beat the red father.

This time, the prince did not use the punishment first, but prepared to wait for the red father's blood volume to drop to 450 before using the punishment.

This Nima is really a wise eater!

However, the sky is not as good as the people, and before the prince used punishment to take out the red father, Lin Yu's blind man directly took out the red father with a W skill, and the air punishment took out the red father in one fell swoop. At the same time, a Q sky sound wave hit the prince impartially.

The prince player looked at the blind man who suddenly appeared, although he was a little panicked, but when he looked at the amount of blood, he was not afraid of the blind man.

Two-thirds of his own blood volume is a little more than that of a blind man, what is there to be afraid of? The first thought of the prince player is to do it and take revenge!

You just took one of my blood, and you want to kill me again? The prince directly raised his hand to shoot the E-Debang military flag, preparing for the EQ second company, picking up the blind man, and fighting a wave of outbreaks.

Who knows, Lin Yu didn't plan to let the prince fly himself, but directly echoed and pasted, and at the same time moved and stood behind the prince.

So, there was a funny scene:

The prince's EQ second hit just hit and flew towards the deep hole of the red father's lair, and the blind man had already detoured behind the prince and danced to taunt the prince: Control yourself, control the enemy!

My EQ is empty, and the blind man is still standing on the opposite side and mocking himself, control himself, control your sister!

How could the prince endure such a bullying, and immediately, the prince turned around and began to be tough with the blind man!

Lao Tzu has more blood than you, and I'm afraid that you won't be able to make a half-blooded bald head?

The imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel!

Lin Yu simply pretended to run away and ran towards the stone man's place. When the prince saw the blind man slipping away, he hurriedly marked the bear on the road, which seemed to say: Hey, dog bear, do you want the head of the blind man? If you don't, I'll take it!

As soon as Lin Yu hid outside the stone man's door, the prince chased after him. Lin Yu directly slapped an E skill (Heavenly Thunder Break) to the floor, and with the scalding effect of the red father, he hit the prince again, and the prince's blood volume was directly reduced to one-third.

The prince thought that Lin Yu was about to escape, but he didn't expect that this Nima was really a corner to meet love!

"Joke, double red Buff in hand, I'm still afraid of you?" Lin Yu was flat A for a while against the prince.

The blind man in the early stage, the gank ability is super strong. In terms of level, I suppressed the prince by one level, and I gave it back to my mother, with a double red Buff in my hand, I'm afraid of a hairball!

The prince saw that the situation was not good, and after the E skill was good, he went directly to the second EQ company of the stone man, ready to escape. Lin Yu was pleasing to the eye, and accurately crossed the wall and came to the prince, who realized that something was wrong.

It's too late!

While Lin Yu W was pleasing to the eye, he directly slapped the floor with the second-stage E skill (Breaking the Bones) again, and instantly slowed down the prince.

Before the prince walked to the grass, it was the sky sound wave and echo strike, and the two Q skills solved the prince, and once again took the prince's head into the bag!

Summoner's Rift:

"Sao Pig Kill Your Grandfather and Me!"

The prince was already so angry that he gritted his teeth, and typed and scolded: Blind, I'll grass you your mother B! Have a grudge against your grandfather?

Before Lin Yu had time to read the chat message, the top single bear on the opposite side had already run over. The golden god of the upper order - robbery, saw that the bear was going to support, and also ran over.

When the bear had already been on the line with the robbery, he had lost half of his blood, and poked his head out of the grass with half a jar of blood, and when he saw that Lin Yu had not left, he was still beating the stone man, and he was so angry in his heart!

If you kill the prince and leave, you still dare to beat my stone man? It's just that I don't take Xiong Er in my eyes.

The bear turned on the bear running mode, Q skill - rolling thunder, and he was ready to take Lin Yu back and beat him violently.

Just when the bear was about to get close to Lin Yu, Lin Yu stopped hitting the stone man, a W skill was pleasing to the eye, he climbed over the door wall of the stone man and left!

The blind man only has one-third of his blood now, and the two heads have double red buffs, and whoever changes it, if he sees such a piece of fat, he will be worried.

How could the bear let Lin Yu escape, he didn't even think about it immediately, and directly used a flash, and under a white light, the bear chased out.

Lin Yu immediately had an E skill, the thunder broke and slowed down, and with the red Buff scalded the bear, reducing the amount of blood by more than two hundred.

At the same time that the bear flashed out, under the rolling thunder, the Q skill directly hugged the blind man.

Moreover, the bear's E skill - Supreme Roar, plus W skill - Wild Anger, under a set of skills, the blind man manipulated by Lin Yu was like being struck by lightning, and a thunderbolt fell from the sky, leaving less than a hundred points of blood.

At this time, the catastrophe had already arrived on the battlefield.

See the Blind Man's Blood, W Skill - Shadow Mystery! Doppelganger-Below, fly to the bear's side, Q Skill - Shadow Mystery! Blades-, E Skills-Shadow Mystery! Ghost slash, a set of skills are all played, and the bear is directly beaten out passively.

When the bear saw that the robbery was coming, he didn't care about the robbery, and there was only one thought in his heart, that is, to kill the blind man, and then cooperate with the passive recovery of blood to kill the robbery.

Lin Yu is not a fool, when the bear is passive, he will go up with his own blood, but he will give away someone's head.

Even if you are a person who operates 6 again, you will not be stupid enough to post it.

Simply, Lin Yu hurriedly went to the place where he had just wiped his eyes, pressed the W skill and went over, and at the same time, turned around and hit the bear with a sonic wave.

And the robbery has been non-stop flat A dog bear.

The bear watched as the amount of blood he slowly rose up, and began to decrease to one-third, and was about to turn into residual blood.

Lin Yu waited for the thunder to be broken, and directly the second Q skill, the echo hit the past, and towards the bear is the thunder break, destroying the meridian and breaking the bones for a while, and before the bear came to his senses, there was only a trace of residual blood left.

Immediately, Lin Yu turned slowly and walked towards the stone man, intending to give up the head to the robbery.

After all, the game of League of Legends is about cooperation and teamwork!

And as a jungler, it's all about getting the best out of your teammates!

No matter how awesome you are, if you meet a pig teammate, unless the opposite side is full of vegetables, otherwise, it must be a fucking rollover!

Summoner's Rift:

"(Sao Pig assists) I'm handsome than killing Lao Tzu Xiong Er invincible!"

In five minutes, two tragedies broke out: Lin Yu killed the prince alone, and Lin Yu killed the prince. With Lin Yu's cooperation, kill the bear!

In five minutes, the head-to-head ratio is 3:0!

The opposite player Lao Tzu Xiong Er was invincible and typed: The dog is blind, and if you have the ability, you will kill Lao Tzu Xiong Er again!

Lin Yu was inside the base, looking at the chat message, and typed back: Xiong Er, I'm bald-headed! Long time no see!

The player Lao Tzu Xiong Er was invincible, and he suddenly recovered from the anger just now.

Bald strong? Isn't it the bald head who is often bullied by Xiong Da and Xiong Er in the cartoon?

Player Lao Tzu Xiong Er is invincible: It turns out that you are bald and strong, and you also like to watch "Bear Infested"? Who do you like the most, I like Xiong Er the most, he always teases the bald head!

Lin Yu was speechless and dumbfounded......

I'm handsome :......

Snowy Night: ......

Romantic:......

Looking at the countless speechless symbols on the chat interface, Lin Yu was too lazy to look at it.

This is Bole, Lin Yu really wanted to run up, hug the bear player, and kiss him fiercely.

In addition to Lin Yu, most of the people who love to watch cartoons like "Bear Infested" are children, adults or students above junior high school and high school, and there are very few!

How can you not be excited to meet someone who loves to watch cartoons?

Anyone who watches cartoons has love! How can you not be happy?

Excitement to excitement, joy to joy, who told you to be opposite me?

Opposite my Lin Yu, there is only one result: death!