Chapter 4 Because the two of us are funny
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After a full twenty minutes, Director Wang finally finished his speech, and saw him wave his hand, and a pile of pieces of paper suddenly floated in from outside, flying in the air, and finally landed in front of every freshman.
"Okay, I won't say more nonsense, let's take the exam next."
"Since ancient times, whether it is a cultivator or a supernatural person, there are no more than three things that determine his future - root bones, air pockets, and divine souls, and the entrance exams of our Shushan College are also three, corresponding to these three items, and those who can pass all of them can officially become students of Shushan College."
"This first level is the written test."
Before the words were spoken, a milky white light suddenly bloomed on each candidate's seat, forming an eggshell-shaped light mask around them.
Fang Yu found himself as if he was in an enclosed space, surrounded by a vast white space, and all the pictures were isolated.
Wang Shuo's voice came from outside the mask: "This mask is one-way penetrating, you can see the inside from the outside, but you can't see the outside inside, don't cheat." โ
The next moment, the handwriting of the question slowly began to appear on the blank paper in front of Fang Yu, and just on the edge of the test paper, a pen suddenly jumped out of the desk drawer and landed on his hand.
Fang Yu didn't think much about it, and directly began to browse the questions on the test paper, and the first question made him dumbfounded.
1. Which of the following four is the motto of Shushan University?
A: Don't abandon, don't give up.
B: If you are ugly, you should read more.
C: Since ancient times, I can't keep my affection, and I always have a routine that wins people's hearts.
D: You can do it, don't ******* what the is this? Funny, right?
Fang Yu scratched his head, ready to choose a random A to go up, but when he wanted to write the answer on the paper, he found that the pen couldn't write at all.
"I forgot to tell you that this paper and pen are specially made, and you need to be calm and focused before you can write." Wang Shuo's voice came from outside the eggshell.
"Okay, I'll try."
Fang Yu muttered to himself, he began to try to relax while focusing on the pen in his hand.
Gradually, he felt a wonderful state, his five senses became very acute, and he could even feel a faint flow of air flowing through his body, converging on his right hand from all directions.
Fang Yu subconsciously wrote another stroke, and this time he easily wrote an A on the paper.
"I see, it doesn't seem to be difficult." Fang Yu said to himself and began to continue answering questions.
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On the podium, Wang Shuo and Qi Liang looked intently at the more than 100 eggshell-shaped light masks under the stage, which were milky white and translucent, really like boiled eggs that had been peeled.
"Director Wang, this topic is lacking in morality! Since ancient times, the affection can't be retained, and it always wins the hearts of the people, which can also be written into the options? Qi Liang said with a smile.
"Don't say that."
"And you can do it, don't **** haha, the person who asked the question probably didn't talk less about QQ."
"You guessed it, but it's just a little bit of bad fun on the part of the teacher, a joke with the candidates." Wang Shuole said: "The first written test is the root bone, the traditional methods of looking, touching the bone, and listening to the heart are too LO, our Shushan College pays attention to keeping pace with the times and has the courage to innovate, so some formal changes have been made to this pass." โ
"Don't look at the nonsensical question, in fact, it doesn't matter what answer you write, the most important thing is to judge the attributes and potential of the new root bone through the flow of aura in the body when writing, so as to facilitate teaching according to aptitude in the future."
"Creative, I like it." Qi Liang nodded frequently: "I don't know which teacher's masterpiece is it?" โ
"It scares you when you say it, it's those two old-timers from your art department!" Wang Shuo slapped his face twice as he spoke.
Whoosh, whoosh - two small people less than a meter tall jumped out of nowhere.
Both of them are wearing light blue Chinese-style coats, the one on the left is white and fat, with small eyes and a big mouth, and he looks cheap when he laughs, like Xiao Yueyue, and the one on the right is as thin as a hemp stick, with a black face, but he looks loyal and honest.
"Dear viewers and friends, I miss you guys." The fat man on the left waved his hand and kissed frequently, and even wanted to run to shake hands with all the candidates, but was stopped by the thin man on the right.
"You control, you haven't introduced yourself yet."
"Oh yes, and introduce yourself." The one on the left slapped his head and threw his hand around again and again: "Hello everyone, my name is Dou Le, and here is my partner, his name is Peng Huan." โ
"Hey, it's nice to meet you."
"If you want to talk about the two of us, it's been brothers for many years, and we played together when we ran around the streets with our bare butts."
"That's it, I've known each other since I was a child."
"I remember I was six years old and he was twenty."
"Fuck you, I'm bare-ass at twenty!"
"Just kidding, just kidding."
"It's not like you, let's get down to business!"
"Okay, let's get down to business. The annual enrollment of new students in Shushan College has started again, this time it is still our brothers who are responsible for the written part of the first level, and some viewers have questioned just now, why is this question so unreliable? โ
"Yes, tell me about it."
"Because we're both teasing."
"Don't, you just say you're on your own."
These two villains completely regard themselves as cross talk actors, Peng Huan is funny, Dou Le is funny, and the performance is quite decent.
However, no matter how they messed around, Wang Shuo and Qi Liang just watched respectfully from the sidelines, not daring to interrupt.
Because the identities of these two villains are too special, and their seniority is too high.
All things have spirits, and once they absorb enough of the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, they will produce their own spiritual wisdom and become legendary spirits, and these two villains are like this.
The body of the fat man Dou Le is a paper spirit, and the body of the thin man Peng Huan is a pen spirit, don't look at the two of them looking out of tune, in fact, they have been in essence for hundreds of years, it is not an exaggeration to say that the two of them are ancestors in Shushan College, and have witnessed the development and rise and fall of Shushan College.
The two used to be teachers in the art department of Shushan College, teaching "Research and Practice of Fu Seal Technique", and also responsible for the written examination of freshmen, even Wang Shuo, Qi Liang and the current principal of Shushan College, when they first entered the school, these two old naughty children did the test.
Don't look at the two of them as cross talk actors, that is actually a hobby of the two of them, but in terms of root bone testing, they are definitely the authority of the authorities.
However, in recent years, the two said that they wanted to retreat and break through the bottleneck, so they asked the school for a long vacation, and they have not participated in enrollment for a long time.