Chapter 124: Leading the Square Dance Every Morning
Liang Yongfeng: "The Shengshi Dynasty has shrunk its formation, and they are going to take a defensive position. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info The second half has only been played for 5 minutes, and the Shengshi Dynasty team has already put on a stubborn posture, and it seems that the attack of the Jade Dragons team has put a lot of pressure on them. ā
Ling Xiaoxiao: "But the current score is still 0-0, now to take the defensive, this is not in the interests of the Shengshi Dynasty, you must know that the Night Patrol is still ahead of the Birds away from home, once the Night Patrol wins, then even if the Shengshi Dynasty can hold a draw, the ranking will be surpassed by the Night Patrol because of the disadvantage of goal difference, so whether they can finally be relegated depends on the final number of relegations this season." ā
Liang Yongfeng: "Xiao Ling is right, the Shengshi Dynasty team is indeed tantamount to putting their fate in the hands of others. However, according to the current development of the situation on the field, the Shengshi Dynasty really does not plan to attack, and their two forwards have also retreated to their own half. ā
In the chairman's box, Jiang Xiuqing took over the commentary's words and asked: "Wang Fatzi, look, the commentator knows that you are killing yourself by kicking like this, what are you doing?" Since you want to die, it's better to just send us a big victory and let us live the jade dragon. ā
Wang Kuanhe said: "Lao Jiang, don't talk nonsense, I will give you a big victory and you will live?" If you win over there, I'll send you 10 goals and you'll be dead, so it's better for you to be happy and let us win, so that the two of us can survive. ā
Jiang Xiuqing scolded: "Get out!" I said you said yes before the game? In the second half, the turtle shell retracted? ā
"I didn't plan to play like this from the beginning, I just told the coach, if I really feel that I can't prevent it, I will retreat back and defend, as long as I make sure that I don't lose this game." Wang Kuanhe honestly explained the pre-game arrangement.
"So what are you going to do now? Where can you see that this can't be prevented? Jiang Xiuqing asked.
"Damn! Is this still called being preventable? I almost scored just now, okay! Brother Xiaobang is too fierce, and it has only been up for 5 minutes, and I am so scared that I sweat out. Wang Kuanhe wiped his sweat as he spoke, he was not hypocritical in what he said, the goal line clearance just now and the later long-range shot hit the post really scared him into a cold sweat.
"You're fat, you're frail." Jiang Xiuqing despised it.
However, Jiang Xiuqing can now despise Wang Kuanhe, as for how to deal with the stubborn defense of the Shengshi Dynasty on the field, he, as a manager, can no longer do anything.
"Brother Bang, they're stubborn, we're little bees, right?" Taking advantage of a dead ball opportunity, Zhao Xiaoyu rushed to Bang Lin and asked. The Little Bee tactic was a tactic played by the Jade Dragon team during his injury, and he hadn't played it yet, so it was very fresh.
Bang Lin smiled bitterly, the little bee is usually okay, but what is needed in this game is not 1 to 0, but 3 to 0, the little bee has a hair! Expect Zhao Xiaoyu, Xiang Rong, and Mao Xiao to be in a burst of state and kick the world wave 3 times in a row? Or do you count on luck against the sky, God gave the Jade Dragon team 3 refractions in a row?
"Banglin, that's all you can do, there's no other way to do it now, right? If you are lucky and can score 1 or 2 goals early, the opponent will be in a hurry. Captain Xiang Rong also came over and suggested.
"Hey... Well, let's fight like this first. Bang Lin nodded helplessly.
So, Zhao Xiaoyu took the initiative to withdraw from the opponent's penalty area and stood near the arc of the penalty area, and Mao Xiao also advanced his position and put on the position of the little bee tactics. Even the captain Xiang Rong also retracted a little from the left side, he also had a long shot, and he could also hit a kick after cutting inside from the left side.
At the beginning of the stage, fans who like to study football tactics first noticed the formation change of the Jade Dragons.
"Ouch, what kind of position is this, the no-blade tactic?"
"No, at our level, we still play no front tactics?"
"I don't understand, the no-striker tactic is mainly to play back insertion, isn't that Banglin in our team known as being accurate in passing the ball over the top? It's just right for playing without a striker. ā
"You only know one thing but you don't know the other, have you figured out what the no-blade tactic is all about? Now the other party is defending to the death, and there are people in the forbidden area, where do you let the people who plug in the back go? ā
"Where can't you plug in? Wherever you see a seam, insert it. ā
"Damn! What do you think you're plugging in? Wherever there is a seam, insert it. Did you think it was you last night? The other party is not defended tonight? Plug it in as much as you want? ā
"Two of you, pay attention to what you say, there are lesbians watching the game here."
"Damn! What did we say? It's your own mind that isn't pure. ā
"Damn! How can I be impure in my thoughts? ā
"Okay, okay, let's not say a word, and you know that you haven't seen the youth team before. Let me explain to you, this is the little bee tactic. ā
"What? This is the little bee tactic? The one that the new beauty reporter from the TV station said? ā
"Dude, you're talking about Ling Xiaoxiao, right? Ouch, she's in super good shape. ā
"yes, she has a good face, I'll watch her interview now."
"I heard that she is the queen reporter of the youth team, and she mixes with the players all day long, hehehehehe, I don't know if there is any lace news."
"! Mao's lace news, you don't slander my goddess! Can those guys in the youth team be worthy of my goddess? ā
"Goddess, do you think you're the Saint Seiya? Isn't she just a female reporter, isn't Bang Lin worthy of her? ā
"Then Bang Lin is the only one, who else can be worthy of it besides Bang Lin?"
"Holy! Brother, the taste is strong enough! Your goddess is not enough for a man? ā
"Okay, okay, don't quarrel with the two of you, let's listen to me talk about the little bee tactics."
"Go and go, who wants to listen to you, we won't see it ourselves?"
On the field, the Jade Dragon team has begun to implement long-range harassment tactics, and Zhao Xiaoyu and Mao Xiao took turns to shoot with their feet, but unfortunately the effect was not ideal.
Mao Xiao is just that, the shot is at least aimed at the opponent's goal. And Zhao Xiaoyu was embarrassed, this product's long-range shot was completely a random kick, shooting two feet, one with an anti-aircraft gun, and the other out of the small penalty area.
Instead, captain Xiang Rong threatened with a shot after cutting inside, and the ball grazed the opponent's far post and flew out of the bottom line.
Liang Yongfeng: "The Jade Dragons played their first little bee tactic again, frequently attacking the opponent's goal with long-range shots. ā
Ling Xiaoxiao: "Now there are professionals on the Internet who have made a comprehensive analysis of this tactic, thinking that the reason why this strange long-range harassment tactic can be effective, on the one hand, is because Banglin's free kick deterrence, so that the opponent does not dare to foul in front of the penalty area, and on the other hand, it is also the main reason, that is, this tactic actually attacks the psychological defense of the opponent's head coach, disgusting the opponent with shots again and again, and making the opponent feel furious. So the little bee tactics now have a new name, which is called just disgusting you. ā
Liang Yongfeng: "Hehe, our fans are so cute, but this title is also appropriate, this tactical play of the Jade Dragon team will indeed cause a very disturbing feeling to the opposing head coach, so that the opponent will be in this state of fear for a long time." Oh! Dangerous! ā
Ling Xiaoxiao: "What did Mao Xiao's kick refract and almost broke through the goal of the Shengshi Dynasty team. This shot is a testament to the psychological aggression of this tactic, and we can imagine how the head coach of the Prosperous Dynasty team would feel when he sees such a shot. ā
Liang Yongfeng: "Hehe, but today's situation is a bit special, because as long as the Shengshi Dynasty does not lose more than 0-3, it can be accepted, and the key now is whether the Jade Dragon team can take the lead in scoring 1 goal." ā
Ling Xiaoxiao: "In fact, it is still relatively difficult to score goals with this tactic, and the luck component is too great. The Jade Dragons have also used this tactic in two games, and there is actually no goal. Both times, they relied on this tactic to force the opponent's formation out and then scored in other ways. ā
Liang Yongfeng: "But the other party obviously won't attack today, now it depends on the luck of the Jade Dragon team." Pretty! Xiang Rong's kick caused the opponent's goalkeeper to get out of his hands. Opportunity! Luo Tianmen shoots in front of the gate! Ah! Such a good opportunity, how could Luo Tian kick the ball wrong, it really shouldn't be! ā
Ling Xiaoxiao: "It's a pity! If this goal can be scored, the situation on the field may change again, after all, the second half of the game is only half the time. ā
"Ouch! It's okay, it's okay! This ball scares the hell out of me. In the chairman's box, Wang Kuanhe was so frightened by the ball that he jumped up from his seat directly, and all his fat was trembling there.
Syllable! Jiang Xiuqing also slapped the table here, he was so angry by Luo Tian's shot, if it weren't for Wang Kuan and the enemy general sitting on the side, he would have been scolded.
"Holy! Damn it! Pity! What a pity! You Xinglai couldn't help but burst into foul language, Luo Tian's missed opportunity was really unpleasant.
"Lao Jiang, why don't you turn on the air conditioner here?" Wang Kuanhe pulled his collar and shouted at Jiang Xiuqing.
"Fatty, you're hot because you're fat! It's November, and you're asking me to turn on the cold air conditioner? Want to freeze us to death? Jiang Xiuqing's head was angry, and he sprayed Wang Kuanhe angrily.
"It's hot to death!" Wang Kuanhe complained.
"It's hot, you go next door by yourself, no one cares about you when the air conditioner is turned on to 16 degrees," Jiang Xiuqing threw a door card to Wang Kuanhe.
"Hey, forget it, I'll go outside and see the meeting." When Wang Kuanhe heard that he wanted to go over to see it alone, he was not interested, so he finally stood up and walked to the stands outside the bar to blow the wind.
As soon as Wang Kuanhe went out, he heard all the scolding voices coming from all directions.
"! This kid is stupid B! ā
"It's hairy! Will you shoot a goal? ā
"Collect the black money! Are you related to the Shengshi Dynasty? ā
"Fuck! Who said that Luo Tian is the core of our team? Is the core stupid? The football league reported that the brain is long and the pig is gone! ā
"What a fuck! This kind of ball can't be kicked in, why don't you die! ā
"That's it, this kind of ball has made me all the way in!"
"Nonsense! Still with you? Let my mom kick it in! ā
"Do you still use your mother? Let my grandmother come and kick it in! ā
"Let my grandmother's mother come in!"
"Dude, that's too much, can your grandmother's mom still walk down the aisle?"
"Why not? My great-grandmother is in good health! Square dance every morning! ā