Half of the spices were about to be sold, and Concubine Wen didn't dare to "love war", so she quickly closed the door and returned to the palace. The original plan was to ask the vertical knife to bring lunch, but it was closed early, so it was natural to relieve the inner prisoners of this drudgery.

"It doesn't matter if she's the queen mother of the earth or the queen mother of heaven. Let's go, since she said it so well, this can also be cured, that can also be cured, let's go steal some spices to study and study. The leopard said to the viper. The two of them felt that a small Qingxi town was far from being as prosperous as Kyoto, and not long ago, they couldn't wait to flow to Kaifeng.

As soon as the leopard made a move, Concubine Wen felt familiar, grabbed his "pickpocket", and said, "Big brother, do you remember me?" What did you rob openly before, but now you have changed it to stealing? I'm not good at it. You don't look at the object, I'm afraid I don't know who you are, and you're bullying the royal family. Today, will you and I have a civil fight or a martial fight? If you win me today, the previous hatred will be written off by this palace, otherwise, there will definitely be your fruit to eat. ”

As soon as his accomplice Viper saw that the other party was from the royal family, he quickly pulled out his legs and ran away.

"Lord of the White Field, is that you?" The leopard was timid, and her tone trembled a little.

He couldn't get out, so he had to bite the bullet and ask: "How to fight the law?" ”

"It's just about saying the effects of various spices."

"And what about martial arts?"

"This palace is carrying a child on his back to compete with you."

"What about losing?"

"Let me do it."

When the leopard heard it, it was not good, and secretly quickly calculated in his heart: It is the first time to do such an inconspicuous bad thing today, it stands to reason that he was caught, but he didn't expect it to fall into the hands of this girl, it seems that he should not do bad things in the future. We black bastards floating on the rivers and lakes, where have we cooked, only know that salt is salty, pepper is hemp, all day long robbing houses, most of the day sleeps, busy at night, where it is dark and where it is resting, where it is suitable, where it is filled, the ghost knows what their effects are! In the past, she didn't know martial arts, and she could still be bullied, but now, I have long heard that the queen of the dynasty is both civil and military, and when I see it today, sure enough, where am I her opponent?

The child was already crying in fright, and the leopard was also panicked, so he hurriedly threw the handful of fennel in his hand to the ground, and suddenly, the ground was a mess. At this time, Concubine Wen was completely angry.

The people scolded angrily: "The dog is so bold that he dares to steal the spices of the queen's mother's house, I don't think I want to live." "The dog's guts not only covered the sky, but also paved the ground, let's step on it, bah blah!" "You see that other people's children are also scared to cry, you are a big man, it is not right to bully women and children who are weak."

Concubine Wen's face did not change, and she still did not relax the "clamping" humiliation of the pickpocket, filled with righteous indignation, and said angrily: "Leopard, don't you know that fennel is not easy to come by? How dare you waste something like this, you will have to pick it up later. ”

"Teach him a lesson, otherwise, don't think about living a quiet life in the future."

"If you are crippled and injured, your muscles will become numb with all the bad things, but your parents will be distressed. That's it, this is a two-wattle chili, I can't bear to eat it, please eat it, you villains, floating around on the rivers and lakes, must be very boring, it's better to add a little spice on the spot, and I don't know what to do? After that, he ran away like a gust of wind and was not caught up. ”

"It's good, it's fun!" "There's a good show!" "Eat fast, eat fast! This kind of person, if he dies without repentance and does not drink some spicy soup, how can he remember his life for a long time? The crowd was in a hurry.

The leopard still wanted to die and struggle, just to get away early, and he quickly looked around.

Concubine Wen immediately understood his intentions, flew up with a kick, kicked him to the ground, couldn't move, and immediately handed him a bright red Erjing strip.

In the eyes of the leopard, this pepper suddenly became a sharp scimitar, cutting off his face and "majesty" little by little.

"You see that before he eats it, he is sweating spicy, maybe he has peed his pants!" "Hahaha!" Those present were happy. Some talked, some laughed, and were so happy!

Where did the leopard still have the heart to listen to everyone's ridicule, and he didn't dare to look at Concubine Wen's flower and moon appearance, so he had to lower his head, mechanically take the two wattles, and numbly and straight into his mouth.

He ate the black chili pepper stalk in a panic, and almost choked, and everyone actually sympathized with him, and someone sighed: "This bastard is so stupid, he even eats the discarded and scrap trimmings, is it spicy and spicy as a blind man?" Hey, pitiful, pitiful. ”

He had to chew this fiery spice slowly, only to see that his cheeks were instantly spicy and red, ten times redder than steamed prawns, like jujubes in the morning sun, like burning red candles, the sweat that had been dripping out before had inexplicably expanded at this moment, and had grown into soybeans and rolled straight down, and made an uncomfortable muffled sound.

"Mother, mother-mother, almost swollen my teeth, enjoy some water to drink, okay, please!" The leopard's eyes were also spicy red, and he was panting all the time.

Fortunately, Ling'er was feeding Fuqing water at this time, Concubine Wen gave a look, and Ling'er hesitated: "Sister, I'm afraid this is not good, you care so much about a bad person." ”

"What does our Great Song rely on to govern the country, doesn't it rely on benevolence? Today, my sister attaches equal importance to grace and power, so she will influence these gangsters. has already let him understand the power of this palace, why don't we send a favor, I believe he will definitely change his past and be a new person. ”

The leopard greedily poured warm water to dilute the spicy taste a little, and he couldn't stop thanking him as if he had met a rain after a long drought.

"Hahaha, I actually followed the child to grab water to drink, and I laughed to death." Everyone laughed again, almost breaking Qingtian's laughter.

"Everyone, please go back, if you want to buy spices, please be early tomorrow." Everyone left in laughter, and some asked with concern, Niangniang, do you have a way to deal with this villain?

When everyone dispersed, the leopard was ashamed, kowtowed, and said: "Niangniang, you can accept me, I want to worship you as a teacher, learn martial arts, and be a good person from now on, a good person like you." ”

"Fennel, it's so good, your performance over the years must have given your father a headache, think about it, if you want to worship this palace as a teacher, pick up these fennel first, go back and wash it, as a souvenir of today's apprenticeship ceremony."

The leopard had to bite the bullet again, picking up the fennel that had just been stepped on by everyone one by one, although he wanted to have a seizure, he had been tortured in this way, but when he looked back, maybe this was the master testing himself. I can't pass the first level, how can I mess around in the future?

Concubine Wen glanced at the ground, it was basically clean, and said majestically: "Master, the first lesson I taught you, the first is to have patience, and the second is to cherish things, understand?"

The leopard thanked him repeatedly.