Chapter 249: Facing the Terrible Lolicon
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"Because I don't really like to drink too cold wine." He Xi replied.
"Well, I think you have a point. But if you think about it, it's better to drink a little ice in Monroc, what do you think? ā
⦠What a mess, I think you're sick ...
"Is this a branch of the Monster Society? I want to inquire about the whereabouts of a bard. He Xi couldn't help it, and directly explained his intentions.
The bartender NPC stared at He Xi for more than ten seconds, and looked at He Xi for more than ten seconds. Finally, he furrowed his furrowed brows and smiled for the first time in a long time.
"Welcome, this is indeed the distribution of the Monster Guild, what can I do for you?"
"I'd like to inquire about the whereabouts of the bard Chino Chidy."
"Is there any particular reason?"
"He wrote a song called 'First is Love,' and we wanted to ask him what the original lyrics were, and a friend who really needed the lyrics."
"Haven't asked for your name yet?"
"I am a young man who destroys evil spirits, and this is a shadow-chasing Buddha."
ā⦠Well, since that's the case. Chino Chidy... Mr. Kiddy's words... Wait, let me look it up. The bartender pulled out a tome from under the table, and he vigorously blew off the dust attached to the book, and the whole bar instantly turned gray.
"Mr. Kiddy... Ah, found it, it says, 'For the time being I'll find a true oasis in a desolate desert that resembles my heart', oh, my body doesn't look very good, but I'm still traveling, well, the desert, it's us, Monroc? ā
"How do I know for sure who is Mr. Chino Chidi in Monroc City?"
"Mr. Kiddy, if I'm not mistaken, he has dark brown hair, is middle-parted, likes to wear brown coats and leather shoes, if you talk to him, you will find that he speaks more lightly, these are probably the Chino Kiddy I remember, I hope it can help you."
"Okay, thank you!"
After getting accurate information, He Xi said goodbye to NPCs and quickly left the Monster Association branch. In the southwest corner of the center of Monrok City, Shadow finds the target, and He Xi arrives to find a male NPC wearing a brown coat who seems to be pestering a little girl.
"Even if the sand and dust are drifting around
I'll recognize you, too
Like the only twinkling star in the night sky,
So rest assured,
The shining sun as well
The terrifying sand wind on the desert is also ~"
This dude, actually... Singing a love song to little Lori?? What a heinous act! I'm envious... No, it's really contemptible! He Xi immediately stepped forward to stop it.
"Is it Chino Chidi?"
"I'll definitely recognize you~"
"Is that Mr. Chidy, please?"
ā⦠Go away. Ou~~"
"Excuse me..."
"Go away, don't you see I'm busy?"
"Busy with what? Seducing little girls? He Xi couldn't help but complain.
"Watermelon rind! Where did the swarthy guy speak so rudely to me, an elegant and pure poet? Do you know true love? Even if it's for a while, for a moment, have you ever fallen into sweet love?! ā
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"You don't know anything about true love!"
After a reprimand, the old man turned his head again to try to comfort the panicked little girl. He Xi couldn't help but think that in the land of China, there is also a guy who is even better than him... In 1894, Sun Yat-sen met the one-year-old Soong Ching-ling for the first time at the Song family... Hey, why can't this kind of good thing be on your own...
"Woooooooooo Wow, ahhhh This uncle is terrible! Mom! Help me find my mom!! The little girl burst into tears, and the scene was very embarrassing.
"Ahh Don't bother with those who are servants of the gods and don't go well on the path of monasticism, I will be by your side and watch over you. ā
The little girl cried even harder, and Lori was so nervous that she couldn't do anything. He Xi tried to talk to him, but to no avail.
"No longer allowing dialogue, it seems that we need to break the deadlock ourselves." He Xi muttered to himself.
"What to do?" Ye Lin was also puzzled.
"Hmm... Think about it..."
He Xi was thinking in circles in the same place, he suddenly remembered that when he was a child, he often encountered such a situation, his sister cried to death, and he was at a loss on the sidelines, trying his best to make her smile again. That's right! If you use it... it! I have exactly it in my backpack! God help me!
He Xi took out the candy from his backpack!
Candy: Healing/Recovery, Weight 3, Required Level Unlimited, Required Profession Unlimited.
Function Description: Sweet candy that restores 45 HP.
This is when He Xi was in the toy factory, repeatedly killed the angel Polly, and killed the monster green cake man on the 1F of the toy factory in his spare time. Its rainbow-colored packaging can easily arouse the player's desire to eat, and presumably NPCs will not refuse this God-given sweetness, right? He Xi placed the candy in front of the little girl.
The little girl stopped sobbing!! She stared at the candy in He Xi's hand with wide eyes, and He Xi could even see saliva flowing from her mouth! This animation effect is absolutely amazing!
"Hey, little brother, what's this thing called?" At dusk, "Sun Yat-sen" asked He Xi.
"Candy, do you want it?"
"Yes, can you give it to me?"
He Xi handed him the candy.
"It's... This, oh, don't cry, my good sheep, come, here's candy, taste it... Pretty sweet, huh? Ahaha... You are my angel..."The NPC successfully comforted the little girl with candy, he showed a relieved smile, and the little girl was obediently carried by him to the side of the stone pier and sat down, eating candy quietly, he turned around and came to He Xi.
"Wow, you're really good, you can see what I'm a singer wanting! But, I have to say, you were rude just now, you must know that the only person who can save me is this girl, she is the only sprout planted in my withered heart. ā
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"So, don't hurt me and her with that kind of speculative words, you know? Although she is still a small sprout, I dare to vouch with my life that she will be a woman with amazing beauty and temperament in the future! ā
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"Then again, why are you wandering around? Is there something wrong with me? ā
"Yes, I did have something to do with you." He Xi was finally able to answer.
"Oh, who are you? Why do you know the name of a small poet like me? I'm Chino Chidy, a failed tramp living in the past... Well? Oh, don't worry, I'll ask... Well, do you still have candy? ā