Chapter 904: Clever Son
After hearing these five words, Feng Buyi almost blurted out: "I don't know...... Don't know? β
As soon as he answered this, the mouth on the right side of the pigtail continued: "It's Zhiye." β
"Well......" Feng Bujue didn't understand why the other party was arguing with him, but he still had to find a way to continue the conversation, "This brother Tai...... What are you? β
"I, look, you, good, like, also, read, pass, several, years, books, of, like, child......"
From this sentence on, the pigtail stopped talking well, and every word he said next was to use the left and right mouths alternately to spit out words.
In order to avoid the suspicion of making up words, in the following, the use of commas like the above sentence will be omitted, please make up for it yourself.
ββ¦β¦ I have three questions for you. Cupola continued with his unique way of speaking, "I don't know if you dare to answer?" β
"Dare to ......" Feng Bujue raised his eyebrows, "But if you can't pass the test, I'...... And how? β
"You and your companions are going up, aren't they?" The NPC said, "If you can answer my question, I'll let you go up." Before Brother Jue could continue to ask, he added to himself, "If you can't answer...... Or if you don't, you'll have to become my hair. β
As soon as these words came out, Brother Jue and the little spirit behind him both moved their eyes to the top of each other's heads and stared at the pigtail.
"Could it be...... This bundle of unconventional black long straight ...... on your head," Feng Bujue complained, "Each one is a human change?" β
"yes." The other party replied bluntly.
"Oh......" Feng Bujue continued, "I'll ask by the way...... Not long ago, how did Miao Xuzi, Hongying and Lu Bufu get here? β
"Miao Xu Zi is smart, well-written, and proficient in Zen theory. It can be said that ...... The defense was fluent. Cupola replied.
"Cut...... Can you answer that product? Brother Jue said, "Then you can ask." At this point, he seemed to think of something again, added. Oh, by the way, haven't asked the godbrother what to call it? β
"My name is Smart." The smart man replied, "Cong is a smart smart, and Ming is a smart Ming." β
"Understood." Feng Bujue continued, "So...... Son...... If there's anything you don't understand, just ask. β
"How do you speak?" The smart man interrupted with slight annoyance, "Take advantage of me? β
"Okay~" Brother Jue pointed to the other party's left mouth, "Is it okay to call you Xiao Cong?" β
At this time, the mouth on the right side of the smart man said a sentence alone: "Are you going to name me Tofu in the next sentence?" β
"Hehe......" Feng Bujue smiled, "The smart brother really lives up to his name." β
"Hmph...... "The clever man sneered. Do you think that's funny? β
"It's fine." Brother Jue said, "Anyway, I feel quite happy." β
"But I'm not happy to hear it." Clever boy.
Feng Bujue smiled even more: "This is also one of the reasons why I am happy." β
"You ......" the smart man seemed to want to scold the street, but he still held back his words, and then smiled, "Hehe...... Forget it, I don't care about you. β
Obviously, the key FLAGs when talking to this NPC have been seen through by Brother Jue, one is to return the sentence "I don't know is not known", and the other is to make it clear that I want to answer the question. Just get it right on these two key points. Then it will not be easy to do it with the player.
"Listen, the first question ......" After a few seconds, the smart man directly began to read the question, "One yin and one yang." One short and one long, one day and one night, combined into one pair. It's ......"
"'Ming'." Feng Bujue didn't wait for the other party to ask the question completely, and reported the answer.
"Uh-huh......" smart look (though without eyebrows.) But some changes can still be seen) slight changes," ...... There are indeed two hits. β
"Hmph...... Isn't that nonsense? Brother Jue looked noncommittal, "Let's talk about the second question." β
"Good. I'll give you a couplet, you look at each other......" The smart man cleared his throat and read alternately with his mouth, "The mountains and rivers are high and low, and they are beautiful everywhere. β
"Hah! Hahaha......" Feng Bujue laughed for a while, laughing without saying a word.
"Laughing at what?" The smart man asked, "I'm sorry, don't you use laughter to hide your weakness?" β
"I'm sorry? Ha! Feng Bujue paced around the other party, "I'm a big ~ writer, will I not be able to do this kind of coupling?" He snorted, "I just think your coupling is ridiculously simple." β
"You're right!" The clever man shouted.
"That's right, that's right, I'll come when I open my mouth for this kind of Cheng dΓΉ~" Feng Bujue really came with his mouth open, and as soon as he turned around, he read, ",, pee, big and small, often stinky and sticky." β
This moment...... The whole world, shocked.
The smart man who was an NPC was shocked, Gu Xiaoling, who was a teammate, was shocked, Miss An, who was a spectator and editor of Brother Jue, was shocked, and all the spectators who were watching this game were also shocked......
"This ......" The smart man was stunned for a long time, and he didn't know what to say.
"How? With such a neat battle and a long artistic conception, you must have only seen it in your life, right? Seeing this, Feng Bujue added proudly.
"Hmm...... This pair of battles...... It's really neat......," the clever man muttered, "It's not wrong to see it in my life......" As he said this, his tone began to reveal a feeling of pain, "As for that artistic conception......
"I don't think you can appreciate it." Feng Bujue didn't let the other party finish his words, so he rushed to say, "Your Excellency's cultural accomplishment and taste are too far from mine, so let's go and study for a few more years and then come and discuss the artistic conception with me." After he said this shamelessly, he immediately changed the subject, "Now...... Let's talk about the third question. β
"Okay...... "The clever man didn't want to talk about that couplet anymore, anyway, as long as the second question was correct, it would be passed. So, he straightened the expression on his face and asked, "Listen, please answer me...... What is Hell? What is Heaven? β
This third question is obviously a Zen problem.
Fang Cai'er described Miao Xu Zi as "intelligent, intelligent, and proficient in Zen theory", which is actually a hint to the player - the next three questions are guessing, couplets, and Zen theory.
And such an obvious hint has naturally been seen through unconsciously......
Smack-
Half a second later, before the smart child's words fell, Brother Jue slapped him viciously.
This sudden move stunned the smart man. But after a brief moment of consternation, a fury ensued...... Suddenly, a substantial anger burst out of the smart man's body, and he was about to make a move when he saw him.
However, in the next second, Feng Bujue said in a very calm tone: "This ...... It's hell. β
As soon as he said this, the smart man froze.
Immediately afterwards, Brother Jue stepped forward, took out the [Bell's Daily Knife] from his waist, grabbed the pigtail on the top of the smart man's head with one hand, and cut it with the knife with the other hand, cutting off the handful of hair very lightly.
Somehow, for Feng Buju's actions, the smart man did not resist at all. He just stood there and watched as Feng unconsciously cut off his hair and then threw it away.
I saw that those black, straight hairs dissipated into the air on their own after leaving Brother Jue's palm, turning into wisps of black smoke. As the smoke cleared, a noisy cry seemed to echo faintly in the fourth floor.
At the same time, the anger on Ming'er's body disappeared along with the black smoke, and his appearance quickly returned to the state of an ordinary human. In addition to the number and position of the facial features, look at the top of the head...... The place that was originally covered by the roots of the sky-high braids also revealed six ring incense scars.
"Amitabha Buddha ......" The smart man folded his hands, recited the Buddha's name, and bowed deeply to Feng Bujue.
And Brother Jue still looked lazy and casual, and replied: "This...... It's heaven. β
The smart man nodded and continued: "The donor's wisdom is vast, the realm is beyond the dust, and the little monk's five bodies are ...... to the ground" When he said this, his figure had become blurred, "Thank you to the donor for fulfilling ......"
"It's good to say~" Feng Bujue clenched his fists and arched his hand, "There will be no time in the future." β
After saying this, he turned back to Xiao Ling and made a look, motioning for the latter to follow.
When the two of them stepped on the steps leading to the fifth floor, Xiao Ling couldn't help but glance back, only to find that there was no one behind him...... (To be continued......)