When Shi Tang returned to the school dormitory, he actually had a feeling of being in a different world, and went to another world to reincarnate, and it was really different. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Brother Tang, why did you disappear in the past two days?" The first person to ask, is it Zhu Liu's fat man, or does this girl care about me, and I don't owe my brother to bother to open all kinds of hangings for you.

"It's okay, go out for two days."

Zhu Liu said with a big grin: "There has been no news at all in the past two days, and I will also tell me about the mystery, if there is anything to say, I will definitely help." "It feels like it's mixed well, and my tone is coarse.

"Dead fatty, you still help me, take care of yourself. Teacher Liu said that he would report to the school and expel the student who had this problem. ”

Zhu Liu laughed: "Your news is outdated, the fat man's academic performance can enter the key class, and Teacher Liu is reluctant to let me go." ”

"You're enlightened again." Shi Tang snorted haha.

"For me, enlightenment is as simple as eating and drinking. Turn it on from time to time. ”

Wang III stood up, and jumped on the table like an ape: "Brothers, let me tell you an unfortunate news, I have a date tonight and will not go back to the dormitory." ”

Zhu Liu kicked the table away and shouted: "Slut get down, you want to harm someone's girl, confess and be lenient." "The only ones who can soak in the whole dormitory are Wang San and Shi Tang, Shi Tang is good-looking, and Wang San is playing basketball to exercise his body. Shi Tang has female friends, not girlfriends. Wang III is more promiscuous, often bringing all kinds of girls in and out.

Wang San rolled his eyes, looking like how to know the grievances of this kind of person: "Vulgar, my brother went to a banquet in high society, if you want to see it, I'll take you there." ”

"Pull it down, with a nasty person like you attending, the banquet won't go anywhere. The fat man has a beautiful woman asking me out, so he won't go. Zhu Liu lay lazily on the bed.

"It's still beautiful, do you know how to write the word beauty. Brother Tang, Hu Guang, let's go, don't bother with that fat man. ”

Another roommate, Hu Guang, was obviously moved, and encouraged: "Brother Tang, just go and see it." ”

Facing the eager gazes of the two, Shi Tang said helplessly: "Okay." ”

Wang III clapped his hands and laughed, and the victorious general: "Fatty, the three of us are gone, and you can cry in the dormitory building." ”

What kind of banquet is this, it is basically the wolf removal conference held by Zhang Xuan. He habitually calculated, this banquet is not very simple, but the real world is too suppressive, how can it not be calculated by a simple method, so he will go to see it.

Coincidentally, the banquet was originally scheduled to start two days before the banquet, but something changed, and suddenly changed his mind, and the time was delayed for two days, not to say, from the feast in the open to the party in the dark, and only by accepting the invitation can you participate.

In the afternoon, it was rare for the fat man not to go to class, just like the eldest aunt came, lying on the bed and pretending to be dead.

Shi Tang yawned in the back row of the classroom.

Teacher Liu walked with an expression of hatred: "Zhu Liu's talent is very good, but his learning foundation is too poor, how can he not come to class, he will fall behind more." ”

Then, Teacher Liu took advantage of the lack of class time and walked into the student dormitory to tutor Zhu Liu.

"Today's knowledge is taught to him, Zhu Liu's grades can be improved by ten points, and the certainty of being admitted to university is a few points greater."

The dormitory building screamed: "Fatty, you are going to die." The door opened, and a student rushed out and ran to the bathroom.

Teacher Liu was very dissatisfied, and the student in the school dormitory shouted at Cheng He Titong, who seemed to be Hu Guang, Zhu Liu's roommate, who did not attend classes all year round; How can there be such a roommate, it's just too bad, I have to find a way to change him to a roommate who loves to learn.

When Mr. Liu walked into the dormitory, a foul smell rushed out, his eyes blackened, and gold stars appeared on his head. Holding on to the wall, he retched and ran out, spitting hard at the window.

Roaring angrily: "Zhu Liu, what are you doing in the dormitory?" ”

"Teacher Liu." Zhu Liu's room ran out, from beginning to end, there was a black layer of oil, emitting an incomparably foul smell.

After a while, the teacher turned around, was sprayed by the breath, and vomited wildly, didn't dare to say a word, and fled with tears in his eyes while carrying the textbook.

"The legendary realm of internal breath is born of internal breath and removes impurities from the body. I broke through. Zhu Liu threw a punch, poured his energy, and the bones of his whole body exploded, and he screamed and went to take a bath excitedly, as for Teacher Liu, he was ignored by the gorgeous, "I am a martial arts master, huhuhahe." ”

Here is a difference, ordinary masters of internal breath, after breaking through the realm, remove the impurities in the body, force out some every day, it takes three months to half a year to cultivate, before it can be transparent.

After Ouyang Qingqing broke through, he was afraid of the strong smell on his body, so he went to the mountains and forests to practice for a few days and came back.

Zhu Liu's cultivation of the Xuantian Nine Styles was extraordinary and extraordinary, and it was transparent in an instant, and all the impurities came out at once, and the foul smell and poisonous gas were naturally inevitable.

After school, the dormitory was cleaned and sprayed with air freshener, and the odor was basically removed.

A group of people gathered around Zhu Liu to watch.

"Fatty, I heard you made the teacher cry."

"You can bear such an old man, it's just a beast."

"Blue Star is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars."

"Shut up for me, the fat man is now a martial arts master, show you a look." Zhu Liu set up a starting hand, and his fists crunched.

The eyes widened as a voice stabbed in.

"Classmate Zhu Liu, there are beautiful women looking for you."

"Beauty." The eyes of everyone in the dormitory lit up, "Let's go, let's go see the beautiful women." ”

Zhu Liu was performing, and there was no one after a while, and he felt that he had punched in the air, and he was very unhappy, why didn't these guys cooperate: "Wait, I haven't shown you a hand yet." ”

"Labor and management look at beautiful women, who loves to watch you play monkey. While playing. ”

rushed out, under the dormitory building, a delicate lotus flower, and a spotless woman was slim.

"Brother Zhu Liu, I'm here." Miao Jiaojiao beckoned again and again.

For a while, the voices of countless heartbreaks were heard.

"The rumors turned out to be true, the dead fat man and the goddess really have a leg."

"I'm not alive anymore." Someone banged his head against the wall.

"The goddess has fallen into the clutches of evil. Don't be afraid, the heroic and brave knight has come to your rescue, dead fat man get rough. ”

Seeing that, Zhu Liu and Miao Jiaojiao got into the car and left. The boy was heartbroken and eager to take his place.

In the incense car, Zhu Liu was not as wonderful as he imagined, he squeezed to the edge of the chair, trying to distance himself from the woman as much as possible: "Miao Jiaojiao, why didn't Teacher Ouyang come?" ”

"Sister Qingqing can't come if she has something, and it's enough to have Brother Zhu Liu to protect me."

"Really?" Zhu Liu's two middle fingers pointed, and he kept muttering in his mouth, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, and the woman under the mountain is a tiger......

On the other way, the three of them had been working on the subway for a long time and finally arrived at the station. In the brightly lit streets, three energetic figures.

"Hahaha, this is the banquet I said, take you to see and see."