"Hello viewers, this is the noon news time of Tiannan City TV Station. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoI'm the host Xiaoyue, let's talk about today's hot news. Monster!

In the past two days, a small video went viral, saying that there were monsters in Tiannan City. Moderator: I also saw the little video. To be honest, I was scared, and I wanted to move out of Tiannan City in fear.

It stands to reason that when a monster appears, everyone wants to run for their lives, and things often go in the opposite direction.

According to authoritative data, in the past two days, the number of people who came to our Tiannan City has not decreased, but has increased, and all walks of life are also thriving, and have not been affected much, why is this?

The host was also puzzled, and today invited Professor Chen from the University of the Universe to explain to you. ”

The well-dressed professor walked up to the TV station, shook hands with the beautiful host, and sat down in the guest seat.

"Hello Professor Chen."

"Hello host, hello audience friends."

"Professor Chen, as everyone knows, you are an expert in dietetics, do you have any unique insights into this monster incident?"

Professor Chen sighed and spread his hands: "To be honest, I don't have any opinions. ”

The host was surprised: "What do you mean by that?" ”

Professor Chen coughed twice and said seriously: "The so-called monster incidents are all pastimes when they are bored. Personally, I don't think any normal adult's judgment would take this nonsensical spoof seriously. What kind of monsters, jubilant, bald or something, that's what children care about, everyone laughs and laughs, and they are happy.

There are also some children who are physically and psychologically immature, lack the ability to discriminate, and are misled by people with ulterior motives to take the illusory as the real.

This is not good for the mental health growth of adolescents. I think it's necessary to give a lesson to the children and their parents. Let's popularize the concept of organic and inorganic matter.

The so-called ......"

The TV was turned off with a snap, and Huo Yan, dressed in military uniform, wore a tactical vest and carried a miniature submachine gun to the middle of the house and stood still.

"According to the clues provided by the enthusiastic citizens, the location of the monster has been figured out; Act tonight and try to settle the battle without firing a single shot. ”

In the smaller room, more than a dozen figures in military uniforms stood up together and shouted in unison: "Resolutely complete the task." ”

One person raised his hand: "Vice Principal Huo, according to the clues provided by a friend of mine, many players have secretly come to Tiannan City; I'm afraid it's also for the monsters. ”

Huo Yan coughed: "Our task is to catch the monsters of cabinets, slippers and bed sheets, so as to avoid causing panic among ordinary people, and don't worry about the rest." ”

"Yes!" Students who are in a hurry to perform are a little lost.

"Those monsters were scared when they saw ordinary people, and they thought it was nothing big to send out our elite team to make a big fuss." A student is very unhappy, he is doing a critical task on Heping Island, and it is not enough to divide one day into six days, who wants to come out and carry out a damn mission.

Huo Yan's eyes were very serious, she knew more news, some of the people recruited by the military before coming were good at divination. The calculated fortune is a big murderer, not an ordinary big murderer, a fierce murderer who is even more fierce than a big murderer.

The arrest was soon underway.

In the small villa, Yin Yin and the sheets were tumbling and playing, giggling and full of joy. There was a knock on the door, and the two of them were silenced immediately.

"Yinyin, I'm my mother." Said outside the door.

The little girl waved her little hand: "Only, hide quickly." Then he opened the door and looked up with a little face: "Mom, is there something wrong?" ”

The beautiful woman smiled at the door: "Baby, I made your favorite candied begonia, come and taste it." ”

Yin Yin glanced back at the bed, and then smiled, "Okay." "When I went out, I locked the door, and I had a little secret that I wouldn't let you know.

When the little girl left, the armed police quickly surrounded the room, stepped on the door, and rushed in with a gun.

"Listen to the monster inside, hurry up and surrender."

The dead lattice sheets on the bed frightened, "There is danger." "The first time I flew out of the window to escape, and when I rushed up, there was a blue electric light, and the sheets were electrocuted again.

On weekdays, the glass windows are unconsciously equipped with barbed wire and electricity.

After the sheet fell, the police fired, and the barrel of the gun was not a bullet, but a rope attached to the back of the tube, and after the tube touched the sheet, a spider's web-like claw popped out and stuck tightly to the sheet.

In an instant, five rope guns stuck to the sheets, and the police rushed up, rolled them up, stuffed them into a metal can, and carried them away behind their backs.

"Mr. Zhang, don't worry now, your monster has been caught, this is a confidentiality agreement, please sign it."

Rainbow-lit police cars surrounded the villa, with hundreds of policemen interspersed with three infantry fighting vehicles and anti-aircraft machine guns.

This lineup frightened Zhang's father.

Zhang Dafang took out a pen and signed, handed over the documents, and thanked him very much: "Thank you, comrade police, thank you, comrade police." ”

"Wrap up." The officer didn't speak, saluted and turned to leave.

At this time, the little girl who found out that she had been deceived rushed out from behind, crying and crying: "Shanshan, don't arrest Shandan, you villains." ”

"Take Yin Yin away." Zhang Dafang snorted with a straight face, and the two servants went over, hugged the little girl who was slapping and crying, and left.

The police cars left one after another with the rainbow light, and the beautiful woman rose with sadness, and she leaned on her husband's shoulder with exhaustion.

"Lanxiang, what's wrong with you?"

The woman was stunned: "Yin Yin looked at me just now, did I do something wrong." My heart hurts, and I'm a little afraid to face that kid. ”

Zhang Dafang gently stroked his wife's back and comforted: "Don't worry, Yin Yin is just a child." After a while she forgot. ”

"Forget, will you?" The woman muttered, biting her lip and closing her eyes in weariness.

Zhang Dafang said fiercely, a little unreasonable: "I just need to know that we are doing good for her." ”

"For her good, it seems that this is the only way to comfort yourself with such far-fetched reasons." The beautiful woman lost her mind.

Zhang Dafang saw that her wife was really uncomfortable, so she avoided the topic, and her strong voice carried the atmosphere of a superior: "That Yue Daluo's tone is not small, he walked more than 200 miles in the middle of the night, who believes it." can only pretend to be a ghost, and has no ability at all. I swear to ensure that there are no ghosts in our house, and what is this that the police have arrested. If I hadn't called up the surveillance and looked at it once, our family would have been in danger. Yin Yin is so ignorant that she brought back a monster, and she can't let her go out casually in the future.

And that Yue Daluo, when Zhang Xuan woke up, he must fire this subordinate, how did I teach him, this kind of black sheep must not be wanted. ”

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