After the lunch break, Lily found that her head was very itchy, and she had been bumpy all the way, so it would be nice to wash her hair. Descaling is also to cleanse irritability.

When the neighbor's aunt heard this, she hurriedly asked her son to go back and retrieve a lot of soap, and suggested that it would be better for the three of them to reinforce the hut before washing their hair, which Lily thought was very good.

They found some coconut trees that were about to die or coconut trees that did not bear fruit, and quickly cut down the dead trees, each carrying two or three of them, and then added solidification to the thatched hut as quickly as possible, and carefully laid leaves for the roof of the shed, and the neighbors sent iron nails, ropes and strips in time, and climbed the roof with the neighbor boy safely, and Lily passed things up, and everyone worked together to solidify the whole house. We have tried our best not to be blown away by the wind or rain.

Su Shi was so grateful that he almost couldn't stop crying, and thanked: "The adults of Yushu from the capital have become reckless heroes today, and they have done rough and dirty work. ”

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, all of them have become people crawling out of the dust.

Yuan Yuan quipped, "If my parents and sister were here, they wouldn't have recognized us." For the scholar has already depicted this scene, and you hear, 'Even if you don't know each other, your face is dusty, and your temples are like frost.'" Everyone present burst into laughter, especially Su Shi, this was the first time he had heard someone interpret this poem in this way! For the first time, I felt that vicissitudes and exhaustion can be so beautiful, even if it is covered with dust, because of the edification of poetry, it is also beautiful and lovely.

"I didn't expect Brother Yuanyuan to be able to read his father's poems so flexibly and use them so appropriately, admiration and admiration!" Su Guo praised.

"The dirtier the work, the happier our hearts are! The thought that we were helping the Bachelor, who was pure in heart for the people, filled us with inexhaustible strength. "Safe, he's always so simple and friendly.

After resting for a while, Su Guo boiled soaphorn shampoo for everyone, he folded the soaphorn into several pieces and threw it into the cauldron.

During the whole boiling process, everyone smelled the best smell in this life, with both the strange scent of soaphorn, the medicinal fragrance of arborvitae, and the unique fragrance of mulberry leaves.

Everyone can't wait to wash their hair and tie it up. Feel refreshed. After drying the water with a towel, Lily stroked her bare hair over and over again, and then looked at their hair, which was also so black and shiny, and praised: "With this kind of fairy formula, maybe I will be beautiful for a lifetime, and besides, maybe they will never be in vain!" ”

"The House of Scholars, you can imagine like this, or you can daydream like this." Yuan Yuan echoed with a smile.

Su Shi's neighbor came over and said excitedly: "It's too far from the beach, otherwise, I'll take everyone to dig sandworms." ”

"What do you call a sandworm?"

"It's a delicious insect parasitic on the beach where the sea overflows, and it's also called 'sea intestines', 'sea earthworms' and 'beach sausages'."

"However, my relative is right next to the beach, and he sends dried sandworms to my house every year, everyone, I won't leave tonight, I must try this specialty, this seafood, both crisp and tender, and chewy, not to mention how delicious." The neighbor's eldest sister took the initiative to help the bachelor stay in the guest.

Seeing that the bachelor was getting old, and showing a bit of sadness that was difficult to hide, Yuan Yuan enthusiastically asked him to tell some stories he had experienced.

Dongpo did not shirk either, and said: "When I was the training envoy of the Huangzhou regiment, I went to the house of a Xiucai surnamed He for a banquet. The food and wine on the table were sumptuous, among which there was a plate of avocados that was crispy and delicious, and I liked to eat them very much, so I asked what this avocado was called. The host couldn't tell. Then I asked, "Why is it crisp?" It means why the oil fruit is so crispy. When the master heard this, he replied: The oil fruit is homemade by the insider, and there is no name. ”

"It's a pity that those of you don't have the opportunity to taste such a delicacy, so sir, if you develop a pastry here as soon as possible, it's called 'Wei He Crisp' or 'Wei Su Cake', or 'Dongpo Cake'. The people of our dynasty pay attention to the diet of 'meat and vegetarian matching, the intestines are not tired', you have already researched 'Dongpo meat', 'Dongpo fish' and 'plum vegetable button meat', only pastries and other vegetarian food. Yuan Yuan suggested.

Everyone applauded unanimously and looked at Su Shi eagerly, as if they hoped that he would develop a delicious pastry tomorrow.

"Well, I can keep this in mind, but let's listen to the story first."

"Soon after, an official surnamed Pan invited me to dinner, and he was afraid that I would get drunk, so he prepared only a very low degree of sweet wine. I didn't think the wine was enjoyable, so I jokingly called it 'misboiled water', which means that the water was boiled for wine.

One day, I was drinking in the garden, and suddenly remembered that it would be good if I could have an avocado to drink, so I wrote a poem to He Xiucai: There is nothing to do before the wild drink flowers, and there is only a gourd tied around the waist. Pour Pan Zi to boil the water, and look for He Jun for the crisp.

During the Yuanyou period, I was entrusted by Zhezong to go to Zhejiang to investigate the people's situation. I naturally will not miss the opportunity to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Hangzhou, and the next day, I asked Mao Bao, the county commander of Qianxian County, to accompany me to visit Xibo Mountain. We passed all the way through Fangyuanpu and the changing building, climbed to the top of Xibo Mountain, and looked at Sun Town in the distance. I was in high spirits, and I wrote a couplet with a pen on the three places I had just visited: Fang Yuan Drum, knock on the upper floor, and the sun rises. Then ask Mao Bao to continue the couplet. Who knew that Mao Bao was confident, and said unhurriedly: Zaoxi fish, skip the Hengtang, and turn into a dragon. Mao Bao also skillfully used the names of three places on the road from Lin'an to Qianxian: Zaoxi, Hengtang and Hualong Town, and they were very neat. I have been amazed again and again, and I don't know if it will be passed on to future generations.

I heard Mao Bao say that Yang Gui, the governor of the prefecture, and Wang Bi, the county magistrate, colluded with the local squires and the common people, so I decided to go to inspect it, and by the way, I visited my brother-in-law Qin Shaoyou, who was demoted to a wine supervisor by the imperial court. Unexpectedly, Yang Gui and Wang Bi were not in the mansion, so they went to the local rich Liushan Tiger Wutong's house to eat longevity wine. I thought I had just met these three dog heads, so I prepared an ordinary birthday gift and went to the banquet in casual clothes.

When Liushanhu and the others saw that I was just a foreigner about 50 years old, they didn't care and let me sit at the last seat. After three rounds of wine, Liushan Tiger took advantage of the wine and came out with a couplet, which said: The two of them sat on the soil. This is a split couplet, and I casually said a lower couplet: January Sun Bian Ming. Liushanhu straightened his body and came out with another couplet: eight knives of rice noodles. This is more difficult, the eight knives are divided into words, and the points and meters are combined to be the pink words. And all the people looked at me to see what was right with me. However, I thought about it for a while, and unhurriedly said the following link: A thousand miles of heavy gold. And when they heard this, they all applauded. Liushan Tiger has another couplet: Haiyan River is clear, and the king has the Quartet as a country. I looked at the winter scene outside and said: the sky is cold and the ground is freezing, and the water is not ice. Liushanhu listened to it, and secretly admired the water word plus two points into the ice word, which was really very clever, and he felt that he was not a simple person, but he refused to admit defeat. At this time, a pockmarked servant outside the door stepped on the snow to send wine in, because he was wearing spikes, leaving dots on the snow, and the mountain tiger came out again: spikes and snow turned pockmarks. When I heard this, I was very upset for the servant, and when I looked up, I saw Liushan Tiger wearing a big fox fur, and he was proudly pouring himself a drink, so I said casually: The leather jacket is draped and pretended to be a beast. Liushan Tiger couldn't get off the stage a little, so he became angry and angry, and came out again: rats are called old regardless of size. As soon as I heard it, I knew that he had bad intentions, so I arched my hand and smiled: Wu Yuanwai, I have the courage to fight against the next couplet! At this time, when the squires saw their knives and guns, they couldn't sit still, but it was difficult to leave, so they only listened to me calmly and calmly: The turtle has a male and female surname Wu. Liushanhu was full of shame and speechless.

The county commander Wang Bi saw that the situation was not right, so he played a round and said: People say 'poetry helps wine', let's still write poems, what do you think? He wanted to overwhelm me with the strength of the crowd, so he took the lead and chanted: One word for two months, the same color frost and snow. I don't know which month it snows, I don't know which month it snows. Liushan Tiger continued: One word out of two mountains, the same color coal and charcoal. I don't know which mountain produces coal, and I don't know which mountain produces coal. Subsequently, the prefect Gui also chanted: One Lu character has two mouths, the same color tea and wine. I don't know which mouth to drink tea, I don't know which mouth to drink. Finally, when it was my turn, he said calmly: "One two characters and two one, the same color turtle and turtle." I don't know which one is a turtle, and I don't know which one is a turtle. As soon as the words fell, there was an uproar in Shoutang, because the turtle and the turtle are the homonyms of Guihe pen respectively, isn't this clearly insulting the prefect Yang Gui and the county order Wang Pen? ”

"Bachelor, I am really a genius of the Great Song Dynasty, and I have won glory for all the literati and scholars everywhere, and I am honored to have the honor to see the true body of the adult! It's a pleasure! Yuan Yuan praised.

Everyone couldn't help laughing, but Su Shi's lips were dry, and from beginning to end, he actually forgot to drink tea. Su Guo came back to his senses and hurriedly filled the tea for his father.