"You say, you drank this coffee and didn't sleep well for two days?"

I asked again.

Xiaobai nodded with certainty, pointed to the faint dark blue under his eyes and said: "Auntie can see my dark circles, I take care of my skin according to the method taught by my aunt on weekdays, but there is no such thing!"

I took a closer look, and sure enough, there were two small circles, but it didn't affect the appearance of the big white nephew at all, but made him look more cute and cute.

"It seems that the effect of the coffee is too strong, I have to weigh the dosage......" I muttered to myself.

Just as I was thinking about how to drink coffee, the big ice cube Xiao Hei Yu spoke.

"Auntie, Master Cui asked me to remind you that if you are too embarrassed, you will not lose face if you give up. ”

“......”

Originally, this was just a matter that I discussed privately with Lao Cui, and if I said to give up, I would give up, anyway, Lao Cui knew what virtue I had.

But when he went to discuss the assessment of ghost selection with Yan Jun and Zhong Kui, he argued for a long time in the Yama Palace, which attracted the attention of many ghosts.

As for why Zhong Kui later agreed to let me participate, there is no accurate explanation.

Only the old man of the old Yama king, in line with the principle of happy and popular, and not a big deal to see the excitement, hung the list of ghosts who participated in the assessment on the doorpost in front of the Yama Palace!

The red list is posted!

The first name at the top of the line is that I lean eastward!

You say, can I still give up?

"Xiao Hei, you go and tell Lao Cui that I am very well prepared, and I have absolute confidence and strength to run for the position of a high-ranking ghost!" I patted my chest and said.

Black Impermanence raised his eyebrows.

On the side, Xiaobai came over, pointed to the two books on my desk and said, "Auntie, you have been reading this page for an hour, and you haven't turned the next page yet, this kind of speed can't catch up with memorizing the test center before the written test!"

“......”

I trembled all over, like a big leather ball that had been torn out, and most of the anger in my stomach was suddenly discharged.

Those test points, I asked the two brothers of black and white impermanence, when they were assessed, black impermanence first, white impermanence second, excellent results, of course, even if the assessment results are not good, they are also the best candidates for the backbone of the prefecture.

Just like in this world, some people have tried their best all their lives, but they can't reach the starting point when others were born.

The starting point of black and white impermanence is already an unattainable end for me.

"It's too hard......"

I lay on my stomach on the book, oil

The ink rushed to the point that his brain was dizzy.

Xiaobai pushed the remaining half cup of coffee over, and persuaded him with kind words: "Auntie, don't drink two sips again, this thing is very effective, my brother and I will buy two big bags for you, enough for you to drink until the day of the written test." ”

I looked up and tearfully touched my white nephew's head.

"My good nephew, at the critical moment, you still feel the most sorry for my aunt and me. ”

On the side, Xiao Hei's face had sunk into black ink.

"Let's go, don't disturb my aunt's study here. He spoke.

Xiaobai hesitated: "Brother, why don't we stay with my aunt for a while?"

"Have you forgotten the task assigned by Master Cui?"

I sounded curious, so I asked, "What task did Lao Cui arrange for you?"

Xiaobai turned his head and replied: "Auntie, the world is at the end of the year recently, it is the thinnest period of the year, many families even if the living in the family dies and do not mourn, for fear of colliding with the age, those ghosts will take the opportunity to stay in the world and cause chaos, my brother and I are about to go to Beijing to patrol for this matter." ”

"Isn't that a great lack of help?" I asked.

Xiao Bai nodded: "Niu Tou Ma Mian went to the southwest, Xiao Ri and Xiao Ye can't help much because the grade is still young, and other ghosts who can enter the Yang Realm have also arranged a place to go, but it's still not enough." ”

It's no wonder that every year at the end of the year, I never see this pair of nephews and small days and nights, it turns out that the dungeon is the busiest during this time of year.

Thinking about it, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, when my aunt passes the assessment, I will go to the world to help you!"

"Huh. ”

Xiao Hei, who was standing under the door, let out a sneer: "Let's wait until my aunt has passed the written test." ”

“......”

Look down on me so much?

Could it be that this is the evil contempt of the current middle school bully for the scumbag?

Xiaobai secretly leaned into my ear: "Auntie, my brother deliberately inspired you! This coffee is selected by my brother, the highest concentration variety, and the effect is very good!"

The corners of my eyebrows twitched.

A pair of nephews came out into the yard on their front and back feet and watched my orange cat snoozing under the porch.

Xiaobai is very friendly to orange cats, and when he came, he also held the cat and stroked it twice, and he and Xiao Ri and Xiao Ye are children who love small animals.

As for Xiao Hei's ice lump, seeing that the cat didn't react, it was simply the existence of a human isolation area.

"Gone. He urged Xiaobai.

Bai glanced back at the orange cat, as if he was a little reluctant, and said to me: "Auntie, in a few days, I will come back to pet the cat!"

"Okay, the hair is for you. ”

I said politely, not noticing that two lines of sight swept coldly behind me.

Outside the courtyard gate, two figures, one black and one white, gradually faded away, and their conversations could still be heard faintly.

"Brother, why do you always keep a straight face every time you come to my aunt's place. ”

"I'm doing this to everyone!"

"But you're very gentle with me. ”

"That's because you're you. ”

"Where's Little Leaf?"

“......”

I turned around and went back to the house, and when I saw the orange cat shaking up and following up, I said, "Be careful, many ghosts have said that you have grown up a lot lately, and if you continue like this, you will not be an orange cat, but an orange tiger." ”

"What's this, most of the orange cats in the world are big physique, this is genetic. The orange cat jumped on the table, looked at the page of my book, and couldn't help frowning, "Why are you still reading this page?" ”

I held my forehead, and my heart couldn't help but be sour.

"It's hard to read. ”

"That's how all the children in this world come by. ”

"I'm not a child, I'm a female ghost. ”

I muttered, suddenly remembering the child in the clouds, and asked, "What's going on over there at Yizen Temple?"

"The ruins of Kuixing Pavilion have been almost sorted out, the heavy snow has melted a few days ago, the water and electricity on the mountain have been reconnected, and life has returned to normal. ”

"What about the clouds, did the sick master take good care of him?"

"Hmm. ”

The orange cat nodded: "According to the person I arranged, when he is sick, he will often teach Yunjian to read and write, and there are some simple Buddhist principles, that child is very talented, has high comprehension, and learns quickly......"

As he spoke, his eyes drifted back to me, and to the page of the book I had spread out and didn't move.

Ay.

Why are the children I like good at reading?

My heart is full of grief.

The orange cat lay on the page with his paws, his thick orange fur blocking a few lines of words, and he raised his head and said: "Come, the teaching time that was interrupted by black and white impermanence just now, now we have to double it, and you continue to recite Article 26 of the Basic Code of Ghosts." ”

"Woooooooooo......oo Ye Dingxi, are you the devil?"

At the end of the Lechuan River, there are female ghost voices, resentful, and miserable.