It's a gloomy day after the fall of autumn. Qingqing couldn't help but ponder: It's just three things, today Ling'er must bring enough "one move to defeat the enemy", not only not to hurt people, but also to defend himself.

However, people's enthusiasm has not diminished in the slightest, and the common people have long surrounded the event site, which is simply impossible to splash in, wind to blow, and people to get in.

Qingqing faintly felt uneasy, and Ling'er seemed to have a premonition.

"Sister, what will happen today? Pray that everything will go well. Ling'er whispered.

Qingqing tightly grasped the white jade around his waist, and couldn't help but pray silently in his heart: Psychic Baoyu, please give me magical power, so that the two of us can turn evil into good fortune on the road we travel. O god-like jade, please never disappear the temperature brought to you by Brother Xu, please make this temperature higher, even higher, to expel the evil forces that burn everything in your way.

"Maybe we're thinking too much, anyway, the soldiers will cover the water and cover the earth, and besides, we have prepared a secret weapon. Big deal, the sky fell when the quilt covered. "Qingqing is always an optimist.

"Dear fathers and fellow villagers, good morning! Yesterday, everyone's performance was quite good, reflecting the simplicity of the people of Qingxi Town, the people know etiquette, and they are deeply admired. Today, we will teach Chinese culture in a relaxed and lively way of communication, I hope to be recognized by everyone, thank you, we are polite! Of course, the rules of the game are also largely the same as yesterday. ”

"Listen to the question, may I ask which word can be composed of eight broadswords?"

About half a minute passed.

"I know, 'Points.'" A man replied quickly.

"Okay, it's time to pick up ingots when you open the door. Ling'er, give out the prize! ”

Listen to an interesting story below. It is said that an illiterate peasant woman was worried about her husband who was working outside, so she asked someone to bring a letter. When her husband opened it, he saw that the paper was all painted with neatly arranged turtles, and at the end it was a large turtle standing upright. What should a husband do? Can you see what it means? Qingqing asked.

"Did you tell him to crawl back?" A man replied positively.

"Sir, please think clearly before answering in the future, I'm sorry, you answered too far away."

"Please pay the fine."

"The whole article is a turtle character, homophonic return, especially the vertical turtle, which expresses that the husband 'returns quickly', how deep the relationship between the husband and wife is, and what content the wife draws, the husband immediately understands."

"Oh!" , everyone suddenly realized.

"Let's guess a few anagrams, okay?"

"Good! Charades are fun. ”

"What word, a drop of water?"

"What kind of word is this, I haven't seen it."

"I've announced the answer, it's forever."

"What word, two drops of water?"

"It's simple, the word 'ice'." A little girl blurted out an answer.

"Awarded a penny of copper coins." Qingqing announced excitedly.

"What word, three drops of water?"

"Well, I can't guess."

"The 'river' of the river." Qingqing revealed.

"What word, four drops of water?"

"Can't guess." Everyone said helplessly.

"Si."

"What word, six drops of water?"

"Continent, continent of Africa," an official said aloud.

"It seems that the civil officials of my Great Song Dynasty have a broad vision and are poor for thousands of miles, and they are by no means 'frogs at the bottom of the well', and they will put an end to 'Yelang arrogance', which is the gospel of the people of my Great Song Dynasty." Qingqing commented wisely.

"What word, ten drops of water?"

People were drawing on the palms of their hands, and it looked like it was two minutes later.

"The 'juice' of the juice." A small child replied excitedly.

"Ling'er, the hope of my Great Song Dynasty lies in the children, please learn from the children. Awards!"

"The children are so talented, and they use their brains, and they are very impressed." Qingqing said emotionally.

"What word, eleven drops of water?"

About a minute passed.

"Sweaty 'sweat'." An eldest sister successfully answered.

"Congratulations to the eldest sister, I successfully won a penny of copper coins, and I hope to make persistent efforts." Qingqing smiled and encouraged.

"Then, we're going to guess the questions in the story, are you confident?" Qingqing encouraged as much as he could.

"Yes." Everyone replied in unison.

"Once, a member of the staff invited a talented man to write a banner for his newly built garden gate. Xiucai was inconvenient to refuse, and wrote the two vigorous characters of 'bamboo bud'. The staff thought that Xiucai took the idiom of 'bamboo buds and pine trees' to praise the beauty of the verdant bamboo bushes in his garden, and he was very proud. One day, when the Son of Heaven came, he laughed and said: Xiucai is playing tricks on you. I was puzzled and always felt confused. After the emperor introduced, he only screamed angrily, and hurriedly asked someone to take down the plaque and smash it. Do you know which kind of rhetorical metaphor is used in the show? ”

Everyone turned their heads to each other, and after a quarter of an hour, they still couldn't guess. Qingqing thought: Today is a thing. It doesn't matter if you think about it, benevolence loves others, and maybe there is infinite hope in disappointment.

"Girl, please give me the answer." An old man said kindly.

"Well, Xiucai uses a partial stroke method that breaks down the glyph structure to hint at the original meaning. In fact, he really scolded the staff for being straw bales. Therefore, it is also possible to create an afterword: bamboo buds - each straw bale. Let's talk about it, isn't our Chinese culture interesting? ”

A well-dressed and kind-eyed old man proposed loudly, "Ladies and gentlemen, fathers and fellow villagers. This morning, the owner of the small field of Chinese culture selflessly taught Chinese culture, bringing great spiritual enjoyment to everyone. But the two girls are adrift, helpless, and rely on their incorruptible tongues to earn a meager entanglement. Today, I almost didn't earn a penny, and I posted a lot of it, as the people of Qingxi Town, who I love very much, how can I bear it? I propose, everyone has money to pay, there is love to show love, please in the warm applause for the two girls to help, in order to facilitate the girls to carry, in addition to me, please give each other. How is it? ”。 After that, he took the lead and sent the shiny three taels of silver to Qingqing's hands.

"Agreed, this owner has both ability and political integrity, and his voice is far away, he is simply our husband." The crowd chimed in.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you to the fathers and fellow villagers who value love and righteousness, we will definitely not forget everyone." Qingqing had tears in her eyes.

Four, five, eight......

Qingqing carefully pocketed the "deep friendship" of the villagers. At the same time, keep giving thanks.

Qingqing had just finished pretending to be a handmaster, only to hear a piercing scolding sound from far and near from the field.

Ling'er had a keen sense of hearing, and only heard: "Damn, Wang Erga only thinks about listening to books, and even forgets about business, what is said here is really better than singing." Besides, you are a runner, and you can't serve tea and water for the guests, and the guests' tea bowls are always dry, so that my guests almost ran out. Today, see if Lao Tzu doesn't set off your broken scene! ”

"It's, what the hell. One monk is crazy, all monks are crazy. Damn Zhang Xiaowa, you don't pick vegetables well, you threw away the fresh leaves that are good, leaving yellow leaves and vegetable roots as vegetables, causing customers to chew their teeth and break their teeth, so that I accompanied five taels of silver before flattening. Let me see which goblin owner took away the soul of my shopkeeper. ”

"His grandmother's, my singing business is not as good as day by day, it turns out that the storyteller is here. From ancient times to the present, I have never heard a storyteller steal a singer's job. Let's go, let's go into the arena together, tear up their little mouths that can talk and sing, no matter how many books you have in your stomach, see if you still look at an ugly monster with a rotten mouth to talk about the so-called national culture for everyone. ”

"Oh no, sister, a group of people are here to smash the field. Quick, quick, open the bag, we'll be with you. Ling'er cried out angrily.

That's right, the soldiers will block, the water will flood, and the ghosts will come to the king of Hades to plot against himself. Qing Qing can keep a clear head in the urgency.

"Don't be impulsive, since ancient times, the masters of art have been bold, and they have learned from high schools as teachers. If people don't offend me, I don't offend anyone. What we lecture is to spread our national culture, which can be said to be beneficial and harmless. If you dare to smash the field, you will not be able to walk and crawl. ”

"Ah, the yellow-haired girl who has not dried up dares to say big things, go, rush over." A crowd of people rushed forward in a fit of rage. The kind crowd held some of the people in the way, but there was still a group of people rushing over.

It's too late, it's too soon. The "Scarface" and "Big Beard" in the crowd were about to pounce forward, but before they could raise their all-encompassing palms, the two sisters tacitly grabbed a handful of spicy powder and threw it at them.

Suddenly, a choking white smoke filled the field. "Ah, you two little things, you dare to do a black hand." That taste was the first time they "tasted" in their lives, and they were instantly so spicy that their faces were red and their ears were red, tears were gushing out, their noses, eyes, and necks were painful like a mass of ants biting and eating, and they squatted down one after another.

Seeing a group of five big and three rough men being cleaned up properly, the sisters and the crowd were dumbfounded, and the kind crowd was afraid that the situation would expand, so they intercepted and pacified them, and shouted one after another, "Two stupid girls, what are you doing in a daze, run." ”

So, the sisters fled in a panic.

"I barely made a penny today, and I was subjected to this. However, there are also courtesies. Ling'er said tiredly.

"It doesn't matter, there are definitely more good people than evil people. If you don't believe it, let's count today's Jiaozi and see how many taels of silver there are. Qingqing quipped.

In a remote and secluded wood, the sisters were silent, carefully counting the money, obediently, a total of ninety taels of silver, enough to last a few days.