Chapter 150: Halfling's Chicken Ass
Elves are elegant and polite, humans are arrogant and humble, orcs are wild and rough, and halflings are humorous......
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Halflings are an easy race to deal with, and it's easy to gain their favor as long as you're willing to play with them or tell them stories.
After Grimm had the Golden Dragon play with the Halflings for a while, he easily gained the friendship of the Halflings - if according to the game, Grimm triggered an "event" when he entered the Green Bottle Village. After successfully completing the event, Green's initial reputation in Green Bottle Village changed to "Friendly".
Not only that, but Green was also warmly welcomed by the halflings.
When Green had paid for the meal with a gold coin, the halflings decided to welcome Green with a banquet - the little ones always liked to use all sorts of excuses to feast.
Under the silver moonlight, a bonfire was lit in the village square, and Lori and Mrs. Xiao were happily having a barbecue and a wine feast.
Halflings are well-known cute things in the game.,Each one looks "cute".,And the personality is also like a child.,In the eyes of players, it's all legitimate、Legitimate Lori.。
"Huh? Master Green, where's your maid? The old village chief came over with a plate and looked around with a puzzled expression.
"Right here." Green pointed behind him.
It was clear that Shakia was standing behind Grimm, but the old village chief turned a blind eye to her.
With Green's movements, the old village chief seemed to finally notice Shakia: "What an enviable hidden ability. ”
Green smiled.
"Master Green, come and taste it, this is the top delicacy in our village, the ass of the chicken, snake, beast!" The old village chief placed two plates on the table and pointed to one of the fist-sized chicken butts to Green.
It was a golden chicken butt, almost the size of a fist, pointy, and looked like a golden rice dumpling.
Green looked at the chicken butt in front of him with a blank expression.
"Master Green, eat it while it's hot. Chicken butt is the most delicious part of the chicken, snake and beast, and it tastes good when it is freshly baked! The burnt but not crispy, smooth but not greasy taste is really amazing! When you bite into it, your mouth is full of oil! The halfling village chief enthusiastically recommended Green.
Halflings are the race that is best at growing and cooking food in the world of Io, and every halfling is a gourmet.
Although Green didn't want to eat the chicken butt at all, out of politeness, Green still took a bite.
“!!!”
Indescribable sensations erupt in the mouth!
It's like a bomb!
Crispy and delicious, with softness and smoothness. It's hard to imagine that these two very different tastes can be found in the same food at the same time!
It's an indescribable feeling.
The delicious and crispy texture is like a bomb, and it has a powerful explosive power! And the soft and creamy aftertaste is like a glass of wine, and even after a few minutes, Green can still feel the blissful satisfaction.
"It's so fucking delicious!" Green couldn't help but explode, "Oh my God! It turns out that the butt of the chicken, snake, and beast is so delicious!? ”
"Hahaha! Right? That's right!? The halfling village chief laughed, "If it weren't for the fact that you were a guest, this chicken butt would have been snatched away by those little bunnies a long time ago!" ”
"I think there must be a lot of chickens, snakes, and beasts in the forest around here!?" Green felt that his eyes might be green.
Oh my God! I've never eaten anything so delicious in a game. The game helmet can't simulate the smell of such an explosion, and if the player can enjoy this deliciousness, it is estimated that the chicken snake beast will be killed by the player.
Green regretted that he didn't take out the Internet Magic Mirror just now to take a picture. I knew it was so delicious, I should have taken a picture of it and uploaded it!
"No matter how you say it, the chicken snake beast is also a demonic beast, and it is not so easy to catch. If one is not careful, it may even be bitten by it and be 'petrified'. ”
"Tsk! ~ It's really not easy to catch. Remembering the cunning nature of those animals, Green couldn't help but smack his mouth, "I'm not worried about 'petrification'. I can disarm petrification. "De-petrification is a six-ring spell that Green is able to use.
"Huh? Can you de-petrify? ”
"Yes." Green licked his fingers.
"That's great!" The old village chief jumped up directly, "Jaime's Kola was bitten while hunting chickens, snakes, and beasts, and is still in a petrified state. Can you help with that? ”
"Yes."
Hearing Green's words, the old village chief stood up excitedly and shouted to the crowd not far away, "Jaime! Mr. Mage says he can lift your wife's petrification! ”
"What!?" A halfling with short brown hair hurriedly put down his wine glass and ran over.
"This is Jaime, the best hunter in our village!" The old village chief introduced Green.
Green: "Hello. I'm Green. ”
"Your Excellency, can you unqualify petrification?" The halfling named Jaime asked excitedly.
"Hmm. Yes. Green put his plate down, "Take me to see it." ”
"Please! Please follow me! The halfling hurriedly ran to his house with Grimm.
The conversation of Green and the others was heard by many halflings. Therefore, seeing Green leaving, several young halflings couldn't help but put down their food and quietly followed.
Led by the halfling, Green soon came to a house disguised as a hillock—what looked like a house had been converted from a hole dug under the hillock.
Although on the outside it looks like a hole has been dug under the mound, the inside is wooden. The whole room is filled with a fresh and natural smell of wood and grass.
"Cora is in the kitchen." Jaime led Green to the kitchen.
Green bent slightly, bowed his head, and walked into the halfling's home.
Green looked around.
To humans, the height of the house is a bit short, like a human dwelling that has been reduced in size by half, and you need to bend down to get in, and if you are not careful, you will hit your head. Although the room is small, it is very delicate, and the delicate hands of the halfling man are excellent in carpentry and decoration.
"The kitchen is here." The halfling's head pokes out of a room on the left.
Green walked towards the kitchen.
Halflings are the race that is best at growing and cooking food in the world of Io, and the kitchen is the place where halflings pay the most attention. So halflings' kitchens are generally the most lit and ventilated rooms in the house, and are usually very close to the door, as opposed to humans, whose kitchens are usually located in the most remote backyards.
After walking a few steps, Green came to the kitchen.
The kitchen is very spacious, although it is just a normal family kitchen, but it is not inferior to the kitchen of a large restaurant.
And in the corner of the kitchen, a stone statue of a little Lori is sitting on a large pot, and there is a small pot in the arms of Little Lori, and at the same time, there are many strange things on Lori's face and body - it looks a bit like vegetable leaves and radish slices.
Green looked at the stone statue of Little Lori and blinked: "You guys are using the stone statue...... Drying kimchi? ”
"Ah, there was a stone that was missing to press pickles before, so I took it to the kitchen and used it. It's a waste of such a big rock if you don't use it. ”
Greene: "......"
It's reasonable, it's halfling.
Jaime the halfling took out a bowl from the cupboard, took the vegetables that dried on Lori's face, put them in the bowl, and then turned to Green and asked, "Mr. Mage, do you need to move her outside?" ”
"No, that's it." Green waved his hand, walked over, took out a heather from his pocket, touched the little Lori's head, and prepared to cast a spell.
"Petrified" is a rather advanced curse.
Petrified people will completely stop their physiological functions and turn to stone, which is quite similar to "cryosleep" on Earth from a certain point of view, and [De-Petrification] is a six-ring spell.
The Six Rings spell is already a fairly high-level spell, and there are very few mages who can use the Six Rings spell, and even fewer have mastered [Depetrification], so the price of the De-Petrification Elixir has always been high. If it weren't for the Lisbon Library behind it, Green wouldn't have been able to undo this troublesome anomaly.
After a brief cast, the stone suddenly began to vibrate, and the originally dusty stone quickly turned back into flesh at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Wow!" Little Lori leaned and almost fell.
"Oh ~ Kora! ~" The halfling stepped forward excitedly and hugged the little Lori.
Little Lori looked down at the pot in her arms, and then at the pot under her buttocks, her face full of confusion, as if she hadn't understood what was going on.
"I'm ...... Did something happen? Little Lori seems to be a little confused.
"Have you forgotten? You've been bitten by a chicken, snake, and petrified. ”
"Oh, it seems like it is." Little Lori looked around, slowly remembering what had happened.
"By the way, this is Master Green, he saved you." Halfling Jaime introduced Lori.
Little Lori was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly thanked: "Thank you very much for your help." ”
"It's just a matter of effort." Green smiled gently, "Even if I don't help you lift it, when the time is up, the petrification state will be lifted naturally." ”
"Nope. You really helped me a lot! Little Lori smiled slightly, then turned around and slammed a mallet the head of the halfling James!
"Bang!"
"Ahh ~" Jaime held his head and crouched down in pain.
"Na~Jaime!" Little Lori murderously leaned her face next to him, "Don't take the old lady to press the pickles!" ”
At this moment, Green noticed the pot where Lori was sitting earlier.
It wasn't an ordinary pot, as there were some pickled pickles in the pot......
It seems that halflings are really good at cooking.
In order to thank Green for his help, the halfling lady with a loli body gave Green a lot of pickles.
"Well~ worthy of the craftsmanship of a halfling, these pickles taste very good~" Green walked out of James's house with the pickles in his arms.
At this time, there was a domestic violence going on in Jaime's house.
As soon as Green walked out of the room, he met several halfling children.
"Huh? Is there anything you guys are up to? Green looked strangely at the halfling in the doorway.
Since the halflings did not change much in appearance before they entered old age, Green could not tell their age a little.
"Master Green, can we see that golden dragon again?" The halfling teenagers spoke.
"Oh, I'd love to grant your request, but it's a cumbersome spell and requires some precious materials, so I can only say I'm sorry." Green politely declined.
"That's right...... It's a shame. ”
The halfling teenagers had a look of pity on their faces.
But soon, another halfling girl spoke, "Now, Master, can you tell us the story of your travels?" ”
"Tell a story...... That's not my forte. Green touched his chin, "Well, by the way, do any of you know magic?" ”
"Magic?" The halfling teenagers turned their heads at the same time, looking at a child in the group with a freckled face.
"Oh?" Green looked at the freckled boy, "What's your name?" ”
"I ...... My name is Rosco. The freckled boy stumbled, and seemed to be a little unremarkable.
Hearing the boy's name, Green's eyes couldn't help but light up!
Green glanced at the boy's attributes and realized that he was indeed the person he was looking for.
Roscoe Tea, a halfling warlock.
Although he is still only an apprentice warlock, twenty years later, he will lead the halflings to resist the persecution of the Lekin kingdom and eventually establish a halfling kingdom.
Green beckoned to the boy, "Come here, kid." ”
The freckled boy hesitated and walked over.
Green dug it in his arms, then took out a new communication mirror and handed it to him.
"Try to inject magic into this crystal."
Under Green's guidance, the boy quickly activated the Magic Mirror.
"This is ......," the boy looked at the picture in the magic mirror with glowing eyes. He had never seen anything so magical.
"I'll teach you how to use this magic item." Green began to explain to the boy how to use the Magic Mirror.
As the magic mirror activated, several other halfling teenagers couldn't help but surround them, looking at the picture in the magic mirror with glowing eyes.
Funny comics, forums to chat with people from all over the world, Weibo full of legendary epics...... A world that halfling teenagers had never been exposed to slowly unfolded before their eyes.
Especially when they saw the dragons and the queens in the magic mirror, they felt as if they were no longer just a humble farmer, but entered the legend, standing on the same stage as the protagonists of those legends!
This is the charm of online social platforms.
He narrowed the distance between mortals and legends, giving ordinary people the illusion of equality with great men.