Chapter Forty-Six: A Fantasy Martial Arts Fight with Liangyi's Classmates about Dragon Fight and Tiger Fight Gakisen!
Imagine a battle with Liangyi-san, and see if there are any new opportunities......
Situation 1:
Unarmed fighting with the Tains!
Since the effect of the Tainted Hand is all to produce a buff in the hand after the battle, the fighting rules brought by it are that no weapons can be used during the battle!
This time, Su Weasel couldn't follow the predetermined policy and use tools and ropes to tie himself up first. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Therefore, he will be close to Liangyi's classmates empty-handed, directly move, and fight it out!
Liangyi's classmate Shengxue in white clothes, a martial artist, with a skirt hanging to the ground, covering her slender thighs.
Su Weasel was also dressed in a white ordinary nurse's uniform as a couple, he fanned open his neckline, rolled up his sleeves, and was ready to foul.
Liangyi's classmates were handsome, hugged their fists, shook their hands, and said lightly: "Skunk Hero, this competition is accepted." ”
Su Weasel also returned the salute with a fist clenched in the same standard: "Where, where!" Sanqi Woman, fortunately, I will be lucky. “
Round 1.
Rao is Su Weasel has experienced many times, and he didn't get any opportunity to react, so Liangyi sent a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall!
-2!
The Liangyi classmates set in the fantasy are still so powerful. But without a rope, there is no way to convey my thoughts......
Reverse fall!
-2!
One-handed fall!
-2!
……
According to the formula of beating = kissing and scolding = love, this is just an ordinary degree of intimacy, so he has no power to fight back at all, and he is not ready to fight back at all!
After the fifteenth roundabout fall, Su Weasel's blood groove of 30 blood was empty-"cough cough", he forced his sick body and said: "To die under the karate of Liangyi's classmates, to be a ghost under the fist, in this life, there is nothing else to ask for!" …… I only hope that Liangyi classmates - don't cry, don't let the tears take ...... makeup"
Conquest - Defeat!
Situation 2:
The Battle of the Jade Lotus Gang's weapons!
The effect of the Jade Lotus Gang is to summon the [Green Jade Golem] in various ways, starting from the 1/1 [Green Jade Golem], every time you summon it, you will get +1/+1 on the basis of the previous one, and after adding more, it will also produce a mutation in the painting style.
The Jade Lotus Gang is characterized by a group of Kyushu-style assassins with weapons, so in this duel, the method of weapon competition is used to win!
This time, Su Weasel held the war hammer [Righteousness of the Holy Light] in his hand, and faced Liangyi, who was still bare-handed, he felt a little comforted in his heart, in this way, Liangyi's fists and feet would also be fearful! And by yourself, you can defend in place, forming a hammer Smartisan T2 storm like a sword storm! It's like being a goalkeeper in a football game, at least you can guarantee not to lose!
The Holy Light Hammer was even more blindly confident, and shouted unashamedly: "Ah, lord, yes, that's it! Find a, uh, I mean, find such a great -- uh - such a great lady to vent! ”
"It's good to use the words, but also consider the current national conditions! It's yellow! “
Liangyi's classmates turned a deaf ear - in fact, Su Weasel didn't understand how the real Liangyi classmates would react in this situation, so he had to know by heart the moves he had used on weekdays - in this way, Liangyi's classmates used the second move like lightning - "grab the white blade with empty hands"!
The ownership of the hammer has not yet been signed, and it has been transferred to the name of Liangyi's classmate in an instant!
Liangyi's classmates played with the Holy Light Hammer and came to the battlefield again.
The Holy Light Hammer lost its original owner, and his emotions became even higher: "Hmm...... That、Being able to fight side by side with a very gentle girl、For me, what else can't I lose! - So! ――Even if you do your best to ...... it! ”
Even the tone of his speech has changed!
It raised the mallet in its hand, and beat Su Weasel to the ground with its backhand!
-1!
Ahhh
The hammer of the abominable heavy color light friend!
There's no way to fight back!
Come on! Hit it hard!
Su Weasel grabbed the handle of the Holy Light Hammer - "Liangyi, close your eyes. That way, you won't feel any pain......"
With that, he struck himself with his hammer backhand.
29 more!
But keep it in mind!
Although it is painful, it is also a practical opportunity to remediate mathematics, and you must not count wrong!
-1!
-1!
-1!
……
Su Weasel, who had lost blood again and became prostrate, said: "I'm sorry, Liangyi, as an unbearable opponent, I really can't continue to protect you, a thorny, delicate flower, ......."
Conquest - Defeat!
Situation 3:
The Dark Gold Cult's Magical War!
This is a world of swords and sorcery, and in order to conquer Liangyi, a student with strong professional strength in the Department of Physics, of course, you have to seek the help of magic and potions!
Liangyi, you also need to understand that no matter how good a weapon warrior who only knows how to fight and kill, he also needs the support of spells called [Heroic Strike] and [Fatal Strike]!
This time, the magic used by Su Weasel was—[Blessing of Strength]!
Su Weasel, who was blessed with the power buff, instantly possessed an AUG heavy machine gun.
"Liangyi-san, for the sake of my happy life in the future, if I go further, I will really shoot!"
So, Liangyi's classmates changed to the one that used to run, and they approached quickly.
Ahh
"Look at my barrage bodyguard!"
On the route that Liangyi's classmates had to pass near Su Weasel's body, Su Weasel held an AUG machine gun, "Dada!" "The ground is starting to strafe!
Strings of machine-gun bullets quickly formed a barrage, marking a series of firelight imprints, and bullet shells as shiny as fried peanuts also splashed around!
Liangyi-san lay down like the Matrix, and when the bullet hit her side, the flow rate suddenly slowed down a lot, so Liangyi-san could calmly make various movements, flashing and moving gracefully, and staged a beautiful solo cha cha.
ran out of bullets and still failed to organize Liangyi's classmates to attack, and another over-the-shoulder fall, knocking out Su Weasel, who was already overtired because he was carrying a heavy weapon and loading bullets with one hand!
"I've mastered cutting-edge modern dark magic technology, but I've still lost...... I was really defeated by you, Liangyi-san......"
Conquest - Defeat!
Situation 4:
There is no other way to think of it.
In fact, the best way is to have a fair competition with peace of mind before this version is updated, before the usefulness of the new card and the nickname of the line are not clear!
Before the race, it would be nice if you managed to find Galeries Lafayette's Hallows - 5/3 of the Ember Messenger - or whatever it was, a token that could restore a little of its former power!
It's best to sacrifice Zhang Yichi to pray for the gods' blessing and hold it up until the eighth round!
Then shoot the real Galeries Lafayette with eight mana, [Tirio Fordin], a super card with [Holy Shield], [Taunt], and [Dead Word], to save the scene!
Then, when Liangyi's classmates fell into a situation where they couldn't solve it and were about to lose, Su Weasel stood up generously at this time, knelt down on one knee, took out the 1.25 liters of sprite that he had hidden before as a gift, respectfully offered it with both hands, and said affectionately: "Liangyi, this victory belongs to me and to you!" - Cheers! ”
Then, while Liangyi's classmates were still drinking drinks and didn't realize it, Su Weasel directly blew himself up and used his life to compose a bright fireworks for Liangyi's classmates!