Chapter 47: Lolicon is a heretic and should be executed!
The fat man is going to kneel down for Tianjiaozi. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Big brother, do you want to be so awesome? Have you passed all the mortal levels?
It's really more popular than people, you must know that he finally cleared the nightmare.
Originally, I thought it was something worth showing off.
Now it seems......
Alas, if you are not afraid of comparing others, you are afraid that you will not be able to compare with others!
No wonder you're the eldest brother and I'm the younger brother.
"Alas...... What an announcement, how did I not know? Tianjiaozi interrupted the conversation between the two and asked.
"Big brother...... You don't know? The fat man's eyes widened.
"Uncle was seriously injured and passed out at the time, okay?" Little Kerr explained.
"Oh, I see." The fat man showed understanding.
"What are you talking about, why do I get more and more confused the more I listen?" Tianjiaozi's head is dizzy, after he fell into a coma, did he miss something?
"That's right." Little Kerr explained.
After a group......
After listening to Xiao Keer's explanation, Tianjiaozi realized that his name had caused a sensation in the whole universe.
Brother also has such a awesome day?
Ha ha...... Just kidding.
In his previous life, he was even more awesome, but in the end, he wasn't stupid?
So, don't pretend to be too pushy, because you'll always find someone more awesome than you afterward.
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The time came the next morning.
"Knock knock knock...... knock on the door.
"Click." The sound of the door opening.
"Uncle...... So early, huh? Xiao Ke'er rubbed her sleepy eyes, and found that it was Tianjiaozi who knocked on the door, a little strange, didn't the uncle sleep lazy?
"The plan of the day is in the morning." Tianjiaozi said, "So, hurry up and get up, Uncle will take you to fight monsters and upgrade." ”
"But uncle, what if I still want to sleep?" Xiao Keer said reluctantly, she would rather spend time sleeping than fighting monsters and upgrading.
Listening to Xiao Ke'er's words, Tianjiaozi smiled evilly, "The little fart wants to be beaten again, right?" ”
"Uncle, you rascal." Looking at Tianjiaozi's eyes scanning in the direction of his little ass from time to time, Xiao Keer's face instantly turned red, and the sleepiness disappeared instantly.
"Boom ......" followed by a loud closing of the door.
"Don't come in, I'll change my clothes." Little Kerr's voice also came out.
Tianjiaozi had to stand outside the door and wait.
It didn't take long for Xiao Keer to dress up beautifully and appear in front of Tianjiaozi's eyes.
"Hey, why is it so fast today?" Tianjiaozi is a little strange, you must know that Xiao Ke'er was grinding for more than half an hour yesterday.
"Isn't it good to be fast?" Xiao Ke'er rolled her eyes, "Does Uncle like to stand outside the door and wait for someone?" If that's the case, then I'll wait an hour next time before going out. ”
"Uh...... Forget it. Tianjiaozi shook his head, "I don't have masochism, I still have to wait an hour?" OMG......"
"Uncle, I can only say, if you are like this, you will be a single dog for the rest of your life." Xiao Keer shook her head, looking like she hated iron but not steel.
Tianjiaozi, who was watching, gritted his teeth and almost wanted to do it again, but in the end, he held back.
"Why?" He asked.
"What else do you need to say?" Xiao Ke'er shrugged her shoulders, "Even girls don't want to wait for an hour, who is single if you are not single?" ”
"Uh...... "Tianjiaozi is speechless?
"Well, I'm single, I'm proud, and I contribute to family planning in the country." Tianjiaozi said that he would not take the blame.
And then...... was hit.
"Please, uncle, the country has already opened up the two-child policy, okay?" Xiao Ke'er covered her forehead, she didn't know what to say, this uncle, didn't you even know this bit of common sense?
It's speechless!
"That uncle can't find a girlfriend, how about Ke'er make his uncle's girlfriend?" Tianjiaozi hurriedly changed the topic, otherwise he would have to be despised by Xiao Keer.
"Uncle, lolicon is immoral." Xiao Ke'er just looked at Tianjiaozi silently and didn't say anything......
"Really?" Tianjiaozi doesn't think so, "the representative of successful people is that their wives are much younger than themselves......"
"Besides, compared with those couples who are more than ten or twenty years apart, you and I are only 8 years apart, this gap is not big, right?" Tianjiaozi looked at Xiao Keer like this.
"Uncle, Lolicon is really immoral, it's all heretical, and it should be executed." Xiao Keer could only continue, as if he wanted Tianjiaozi to give up being a heretic of Lolita, and quickly change his ways.
"Cut, what is morality, uncle, I don't even want discipline, and morality has long been thrown away." Tianjiaozi looks like I'm going to condemn you, what heresy, what kind of reform?
What's wrong with Loricon?
The light sound of the flesh is easy to push down, what does such a Lori not control?
That look like I'm Lolicon, I'm proud, I'm proud, and I saw Xiao Keer gritting his teeth.
"Uncle, you cow, I'll obey you for this broken game." Xiao Ke'er had nothing to say, she said that she and Tianjiaozi were not in the same dimension, and they couldn't communicate at all.
Simply, I am not ready to communicate anymore.
"I know I'm a cow." What made people even more speechless was that Tianjiaozi actually nodded shamelessly, "So, is Ke'er willing to be Uncle's girlfriend?" ”
"I didn't hear it, I didn't hear anything." Xiao Ke'er shook her head and fled quickly, she suspected that if she continued to talk to Tianjiaozi like this, her life would collapse.
"Alas...... Ke'er, what are you doing so fast? You haven't answered Uncle's question yet? Tianjiaozi chased after him.
The two of them came to the restaurant!
I ordered a basket of xiaolongbao, two fried dough sticks, two fried eggs, two cups of soy milk, and started to eat breakfast.
During this period, Xiao Keer pretended to ignore Tianjiaozi, kept bowing his head to eat, and didn't say a word.
Tianjiaozi didn't care, he was just teasing Xiao Ke'er just now.
Xiao Ke'er is only ten years old, how much does he have to be a beast to be able to do it? (Hmph, you know it in your own heart if you can't do it.) )
It's just that he didn't expect Xiao Keer's reaction to be a little intense, as if he really took him as a pervert?
However, he didn't intend to explain anything, so let it be. (Hehe, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact!) )
In less than half an hour, the two of them finished their breakfast.
It's mainly Xiao Keer's slow.
If it's just Tianjiaozi alone, five minutes is completely enough.
What makes Tianjiaozi strange is that this time the fat man didn't appear?
I don't know if it's modified?
After breakfast, the two walked down the street.
"Uncle, where are you going?" Xiao Ke'er followed Tianjiaozi and asked strangely, because Tianjiaozi obviously didn't go outside the city?
You know, there's no monster in the city to fight you.
"Go to the Equipment Pavilion." Tianjiaozi replied.
"Equipment Pavilion? Uncle, do you lack equipment? Xiao Ke'er asked very strangely, you know, when they broke through the death level, they got a lot of equipment?
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