Chapter 84: Liangyi's family, future father-in-law
In Su Weasel's complicated thoughts, the black phantom sports car of the Liangyi family had successfully passed many levels and arrived in front of the mansion. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The red lacquered walls and golden cornices make the exterior of the house a strong Kyushu style. Su Weasel looked at it and felt quite familiar, could it be that he had seen it in a dream related to Liangyi's classmates? If you think about it carefully, it turns out that it is a card back that you once glimpsed in Hearthstone—a bonus card back that can be obtained by participating in the first official Battle Ranked Season starting April 1 this year - Pandaria-themed style card back.
Liangyi's mother was already sitting in the spacious and bright living room, wearing an apron and cooking gloves, but she still couldn't hide the same extraordinary temperament as Liangyi.
Liangyi walked in with Su Weasel and introduced to her mother: "This is my classmate Su Weasel. ”
"Hello, Xiao Su."
"Zhang...... Hello aunt. ”
"He and the two classmates who will come over after me are all members of the club I founded."
"Well...... I'm still the most professional sparring partner in karate for Liangyi. ”
"Oh, that's really hard work." Aunt stood up and asked Liangyi and Su Weasel to sit down, "Xiaoyi, your dad is still busy with his affairs in the room......"
"Dad is still so obsessed with work...... It just so happens that my two classmates won't be here for a while, so don't worry, Mom. ”
The aunt wiped her hand aimlessly on the apron, and said in a somewhat cramped voice: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll bring the dishes I made and give you two a taste first, I really don't have the confidence to meet people......"
"Mom-" Liangyi quipped in disgust: "Seeing that you are so busy with your work, you haven't even had time to untie your apron, what kind of good thing did you make today?" ”
"Compared to the last time I accidentally used the shower as a kitchen, this time my mother has improved a lot!"
With that, the aunt went into the shower room again and brought out a small basin of food covered with a ceramic lid.
"Xiao Su, you have come all the way to be a guest, please eat first."
"Haha, it's not far, it's not very far from here......"
Saying that, Su Weasel lifted the lid -
Wow, ahhhh
This mass of mud and ash from a volcanic eruption is the staple food of which planet it came from!
What should I do?
Was it blasted with [Holy Light Bomb] or destroyed with [Dragon's Breath Potion]? Still is...... Tell Galeries Lafayette to come out and test the poison again?
At this time, the aunt stood quietly on the side, and at the same time looked at Su Weasel with a smile.
At the same time, she explained: "...... Xiao Yi's father, plus me, I really can't get used to the combination of Chinese and Western dinner made by Li's mother, so I made an authentic Chinese food today......"
That's right, Su Weasel tried his best to persuade himself not to pay attention to the volcanic mud that was still boiling and bubbling—since his aunt had already explained that it was Chinese food, maybe it was a dish as deep as stinky tofu that was hidden and unseemly—he patronized and worried that Liangyi's family should not judge people by their appearance, why should they take things by their appearance first!
"I'm going to move!"
With the help of a spoon and chopsticks, Susan took some of the volcanic mud from the basin......
Hmm.
Wow, ah!
Roar!
For a moment, a murky flame erupted from the bottom of his heart, passing through his throat and disappearing into the wind at a speed we couldn't see......
Poisonous!
There is a violent acid-base neutralizing chemical reaction in the stomach!
Su Weasel didn't care about being reserved, so he took out the Sprite that was supposed to be given to Liangyi's classmates, and poured it down.
I need to digest it right away!
Call...... saved.
The aunt asked with concern, "What did you eat?" ”
If you can eat it, you'll have a ghost!
"Well...... Auntie, I ate it, it tasted like calcium hydroxide, potassium permanganate, and a little sodium chloride? ”
"No, no, Xiao Su, today I made potato braised pork...... Just now, I finally washed the mud of the radish and peeled it clean and put it in the pot. ”
"It's obviously about potatoes and braised pork, why do you want to peel radish, aunt!"
"I tried to cook some before, but the potatoes were boiled and stuck to the bottom of the pot, which was very difficult to take care of, so I changed the radish to make potato braised pork......
"Then it has nothing to do with potatoes at all, Auntie!"
However, since the aunt has already explained that it is radish stew, it can only be said that the cooking skills are slightly lacking, and the heat is too much, but the radish and pork belly themselves are very beneficial ingredients, and there should be no toxins...... Hawkers, forget it, I'm going to eat it, in short, it's the first time, and I can't give the future mother-in-law the impression that she is a picky eater and ignores nutrition......
"And oh, Xiao Su, because my aunt forgot to buy meat, so in fact, this dish is braised potatoes without meat for the time being......"
"That's just a boiled turnip!"
It's terrible, aunt! Although he has always maintained a smile like the warm sun of spring, he can inadvertently destroy Su Weasel's digestive system...... It can be said that it is two powerful existences that are completely different from Liangyi's classmates! One breaks people's muscles and bones, and the other destroys people's spleen and stomach!
The family in which Liangyi's classmates live is really different from ordinary families in the world.
Hehe, I'm really looking forward to my father-in-law, who may be very strict with me, who can survive here for a long time.
Liangyi looked embarrassed and said, "If it's true that Su Weasel can't eat it, you don't have to force it...... And, probably because of my family's genetics, my mother and I cook the same thing, and we don't ...... much."
"The taste of my aunt's cooking, I like it the most!"
Su Weasel held back the tumbling in his stomach and forced a smile.
"Thank you, aunt, for your hospitality! To be honest, in my spare time, I'm actually doing some research on whether chemicals can taste or not, and it's great to be able to complete the survey while eating delicious food! ”
Aunt said: "Haha, Xiao Su is really cute...... I really don't need it, as long as I saw your painful expression just now, my aunt knows that you don't like to eat your aunt's food from the bottom of your heart...... Right? ”
"Yes...... Aunt. ”
Su Weasel had no choice but to speak his mind honestly, which could be regarded as a sigh of relief.
"That's good, that's good, young people don't like the taste of food, the kid's father will definitely like it......"
What kind of logic is this!
"I've already told Mama Li to re-prepare dinner for the four of you young people...... I still make it with my own hands, only Xiao Yi's father is used to eating - Xiao Yi's father is a little old-fashioned and doesn't like to use modern communication tools, and I ask Xiao Su not to be surprised......"
"Haha...... How could it be, auntie. ”
Su Weasel couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, what her aunt said in her mouth should be something that the upper class society has fallen behind but has not yet popularized......
"Uh-huh...... Xiao Yi, let's set the table, you are responsible for making a little bit of a campus party - Xiao Su, please call Xiao Yi's father, he is in the room directly opposite us......"
Su Weasel tiptoed to the opposite side, the door was not closed, and when he got closer, he saw a telegraph! - And Liangyi's father, Liangyiluo, is carefully copying something......
Closer to life, it was a telegram in the exact same format as the one that had been photographed from Charon, but with a simple exchange of suspicious titles in the first and last paragraphs......
It turns out that the Chaos Emissary wants to investigate, the behind-the-scenes figure who has a close connection with Charon, the conspirator of Hearthstone's campus trip, is actually the father of Liangyi's classmates!