In Azeroth, there are often all kinds of easter eggs plus spoofs, since the 60s there has been a gray book called "Romance Story", one for each version, only thieves can steal from NPCs or open fishing bags == This series of books tells the story of a rich and handsome man ==

A tear-jerking romance novel

[A tear-jerking romance novel]

Publication date: 2.0.3

Steal: Outlandish humanoids

Heroine: A human female mage

When Naanne stood up, the gray-haired warrior glared at her fiercely. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info: "I suppose you're here to get back the reward you deserved for killing the fishmen?"

Her gaze slowly shifted to the gleaming waist knife on his body. "That depends on the reward, Marcus." She laughed and ruffled her hair, pretending not to see the uneasiness caused by her presence. "I probably don't want any reward."

Marcus walked up to her with fear and anger. "You can't bargain with me!" He paused for a moment, plucking up the courage to lean into her petite body. Their lips intertwined, passion melting her otherwise cold as ice.

"So, what's next for the mission?" She asked with a smile, her eyes glinting with excitement.

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Forbidden Love

[A tear-jerking romance novel: "Forbidden Love"]

Publication date: 3.0.3

Steal: Humanoid creatures in Northrend

Heroine: Undead female thief

Antusa silently crawled through the massive underground tunnel, nervously looking back, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fast-moving minecart. "Where is he......" she muttered angrily. Suddenly, she noticed something moving behind her, and she immediately stopped. She nervously narrowed her eyes into a slit and pulled out her dagger.

A hoarse voice rang out in the empty hall: "I thought thieves like to follow their targets." She quickly turned, and the dagger in her hand pierced an indestructible shield. I thought paladins were above board. She sneered confidently, with a smug smile on her face.

She leaned forward, counting the numbers aloud until the invisible bubble dissipated with the sound of cracking. "Twelve seconds? I know you can last longer. ”

Slender fingers roamed softly under his armor, undoing his chest armor and exposing him to the cold air. "Don't worry, my dear Marcus, tonight isn't over yet...... I'm just getting started. He put his arm around her waist and smiled as he kissed her neck gently.

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"Northland Tenderness"

[A tear-jerking romance novel: "Northland Tenderness"]

Publication date: 3.1.0

Availability: Dalaran Fishing Daily Quest

Heroine: The dwarf sorceress (and her pets)

The little gnome peered through the railing, staring at Dalaran under the magical barrier.

"The scenery from the balcony is so beautiful, come and see!"

Marcus scratched his unshaven chin nonchalantly, took a deep breath, and walked towards Tavi. The armor on his legs creaked.

"The Hero's House Inn, maybe not bad. But you might be more interested in what is in the room. ”

Tavi jumped into the room and threw herself onto the big bed, staring at Marcus, her big, round eyes narrowed mischievously, and her big smile began to reveal a hint of evil.

"Want another company?" She asked softly, her hands intertwined, and a complex summoning ritual began. It wasn't until she felt a warm breath coming from behind her that she stopped.

In an instant, Marcus's face turned pale, and he shouted nervously, "This...... It's not good. ”

Tavi turned her head suspiciously, only to see a filthy Cerberus ready to strike, staring at the disheveled paladin, saliva streaming down the floor.

"Ah, no! That was not what I meant. She stammered as she banished the hungry demon, "I'm sorry, I'm not really good at this......"

Marcus grabbed her hands and comforted, "It's okay. So what are you good at?"

She raised her head, her pupils burning with a new fire, and shadowy energy flowed down her hands into Marcus's body, causing him to fall to his knees in agony.

"Well, I'm good at pain spells."

Marcus gritted his teeth and swung a bolt of light, quickly regaining his strength. Tavi stared at him uneasily, only to see Marcus get back to his feet, the shadow he cast engulfing Tavi's petite body. He reached out and sent a force of justice into Tavi's body. She trembled for a few seconds before her eyes regained their senses.

"I've only recently walked into ...... The path of punishment. ”

Tavi had a mischievous smile on her face again, "Well, it seems like it's going to be funny." ”

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Blue Moon

[A tear-jerking romance novel: "Blue Moon"]

Publication date: 3.2.0

Steal: Silver Priest Partrius

Heroine: Delaney Jeweler/Shaman

With his waist twisting and his tail whirling, the slender figure crossed the lake and walked towards the man who was resting on the shore, who quickly stood up and looked at her with a cheerful expression. Blue arms stretched over his shoulders like a long soft tail, around his waist. "Why did I have to travel so far to find you?" Her voice exuded intense seduction.

The man's smile was even brighter. He gently pushed her away, staring at her radiant face.

"Come here!" She pretended to be angry.

He shrugged helplessly and pulled a small pocket out of his backpack. "Sweet Tawara, I've brought you something." His tone was immensely confident.

She took the pouch from his hand and excitedly opened it, pulling out a citrine pendant.

"Oh...... Marcus, you shouldn't be like this. ”

The usual frivolous tone disappeared from his voice. "Your beauty is reflected in every crystal face, allowing them to light up the sky and my heart."

Tawala frowned: "Hmm...... No, I'm seriously saying that you shouldn't be. I might be able to carve a better one. ”

For the first time in his life, Marcus looked hurt. His shoulders plummeted slightly, and a proud signature smile vanished from his handsome face.

Tavara smiled warmly, and a glittering rune appeared above her eyes. "A small gift for you, but that probably won't compensate for your sense of loss."

Her words seemed to work. Marcus adjusted his leg armor and smiled mischievously, "So you came prepared, too." ”

Silence pervades the space, exuding a sense of power that feels like substance. They began to communicate in a silent language, a way of communication that all races of Azeroth understood.

Minute after minute, hour after hour, until their enthusiastic exchange was suddenly interrupted by lightning that pierced the cloudless sky, and a roaring rolling thunder fell into the lake, and they were instantly surrounded by water vapor.

"What's wrong?" Marcus asked.

"It's okay, my dear Marcus, you're about to get off to a great start......"

The pages in the back are completely destroyed by the elements.

"Big Copper Bullet"

[A tear-jerking romance novel: "The Big Copper Bullet"]

Publication date: 4.0.3a

Steal: Vaskil, Twilight Heights, Uldem, Deep Rock Humanoids

Heroine: Goblin Female Riding Trainer

The tough-looking little goblin walked into the engineering shop and stood in front of the owner, raising an eyebrow and scanning a few items. Obviously, she didn't come here to hang out.

"How's it going, Jack?" Her seductive voice reached Jack's pointed ears, and it contained a hoarseness that came from inhaling too much motorcycle exhaust.

The goblin, known as "Jack", looked up and laughed happily. "Revi! I'm glad you came to me. He placed the wrench in his hand on the counter. What can I do for you?"

Levi hugged the elbow of her left arm with her right hand, rested her left palm on her cheek, and tapped her fingertips lightly in front of her. "I don't know, what's so special about you?"

"Are you kidding? I can give you the best merchandise in the world!" Jack began to enthusiastically explain, "This is what I just got this morning, all kinds of colors, everything. Look, this little red rocket, as well as blue and green. But the seasoned shopkeeper had clearly seen the look of disappointment on Levi's face. So, he decided to use a killer move, and with a loud "bang", something was placed on the counter by Jack. "I call it a big bomb. It's hard to find, it's completely made by goblins. ”

"Yes, yes." Levi said, but there was not much convincing in her voice, and her eyes didn't seem to be on this big bomb.

"Well, you can see that you are a goblin with extraordinary taste." Jack glanced around a few times before carefully pulling out a new object, which made a "creaking" sound when it was placed on the counter. "Its name is ......" Jack paused deliberately, "bigger bomb!"

Leivi's eyes widened in surprise, "This...... This is...... Really?"

Jack, who had gained the upper hand, finally breathed a sigh of relief, he held his head in his hands, lay down in his chair, and squinted lazily, "It uses 100% goblin parts, baby, pure natural resources." ”

Levi hesitated, reached out and carefully stroked its smooth yellow surface, "I want two!"

"Excellent! You know, if you like this, you might also be interested in hardened fine gold tubes. They further enhance its effects. ”

Revie nodded excitedly and looked over the wall behind Jack. "What's that?"

Jack also looked back, "Oh, those are used to resurrect the dead. ”

Levi looked curious, "Can they be used on living people?"

Jack, who never wanted to miss a single deal, immediately replied, "Oh, of course! Okay, you buy all of this, and I'll give you a pair of damage projection goggles at half price!"

Levi pulled out a bag of silver coins that would make Jack drool, "Okay, motorcycle sales are good this year anyway." ”

Jack counted the money quickly and asked, "Are you going to raid the big dungeon?"

Revi shrugged, "No, I'm going on a date with a guy named Marcus tonight." ”

Jack nodded, "What happened to the guy from the motorcycle club you dated?"

The goblin in the fur hat flung her pocket over her shoulder and stretched out her empty left hand, "He should never want to wear a ring here, girls should have the rights of girls." ”

Jack watched the girl walk out of the store, smiling and shaking his head.

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"Heat and Fog"

[A tear-jerking romance novel: "The Heat and the Fog"]

Publication date: 5.0.4

Steal: Pandarian humanoids

Heroine: Blood Elf Priestess* with 2

Marcus rode his warhorse toward a distant building, a subtle flush on the cheeks of one of the slightly plump guards as he passed. He rolled over and dismounted, put a hand on her shoulder and asked, "Karma, how did you think about our last conversation?" Marcus frowned, feigning seriousness.

Kama rolled her eyes, her panda-like features making her movements even more exaggerated. "I'm afraid my lifelong partner will have an opinion."

Marcus laughed heartily and looked around as he turned to leave, "I'll really meet her another day!"

The Mist Wine Shop was particularly crowded today, and he pushed through the crowd and stood in the shadows of a dark corner, when a call with an exotic accent came: "Marcus, it's a pleasure to see you again." ”

Marcus smiled and followed the prestige, trying to adjust his eyes to the darkness. "Mrs. Guo Ya, this really flatters me."

She bowed politely, and Marcus couldn't help but think about why people always used the word energetic for pandaren, and suddenly felt a wave of warmth. He also bowed, took Mrs. Guoya's hand, kissed it gently, and then locked his gaze firmly on the body of the large bodyguard behind her—there was a scar between his wary eyes.

"So, Marcus, can I show you some...... Something special? I'm afraid I can't come today as usual. Marcus noticed that she had emphasized the word "old-fashioned" and the deep regret in her tone, and their eyes met again, and she held his hand tightly before letting go after a moment.

"If you insist on that, can you show me something good?" Marcus asked.

"There's a couple of gorgeous pieces of armor, a buddy, and even a peculiar mount." Mrs. Goya replied, her habitual playful nature soon apparent again, and she paused slightly, touched her chin with one hand, and feigned to be lost in thought. "But my most precious treasures are upstairs."

Marcus raised his eyebrows comically and his eyes wide, only to take a look of acceptance after a while. "See you upstairs, then." Her eyes flashed, and Marcus involuntarily walked up the stairs of the strange liquor shop.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw two beautiful women who had fallen for everyone, and even made him unsteady in his steps. One of them had long, flowing hair like a sunwell, while the other had short black hair that reached his ears. After a long moment of silence, passionate glances, he suddenly realized that he was staring at the face of his enemy! He drew his sword, and a dazzling light shrouded the faces of the two blood elves.

The long-haired elf spoke first, "Oh my God, it looks like someone is thinking of this as a battlefield. She put her hand on the tip of the sword, pressed it down gently, and walked slowly in front of him, looking at him all the time. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to pass me by again......

Marcus leaned closer, his cold blade pressed against her. He whispered something in her ear, then stepped back, eager to see how she would react.

"No, no. I can't...... But my sister can!" The blonde chuckled. The dark-haired one raised an eyebrow silently, nodding her slender shoulders as she nodded. I saw her body move slightly, the fire of her soul slowly ignited, the light clothes she wore on her body instantly disappeared, Marcus embraced her with strong arms, and listened to her whisper a few words in her ear. Above Marcus's head, an imprint of magic that he had never seen before appeared before, enveloping him in a white glow.

"This ...... It's incredible. What did you do?" He asked.

"Mantra: Tenacity, my lord. It's exactly what you need. ”

It was then that Marcus noticed that she was literally levitating in the air, her eyes off the ground, as light as nothing in his arms. He felt the world spinning, and countless episodes flashed through his mind. His strong hands began to ......

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"Machine Love"

[A tear-jerking romance novel: "Machine Love"]

Publication date: 5.0.4

How to obtain: Brinton Model 4000

Heroine:???

"The pages are soaked in engine oil and it's hard to read."

"Wild Love"

[A tear-jerking romance novel: "Wild Love"]

Publication date: 6.0.2

How to obtain: Fortress Scrap Station

Heroine: Human male zooral keeper

A once-white horse galloped past the fortress gates, leaving a cloud of sand and dust in its wake, and came to an abrupt stop in the stable. Raven, the steward, hurried to the tired mounts and riders.

"Master Marcus, I'll help you." Raven placed the rider's hand on his strong, dark arm and gently lifted him off the horse. He didn't let go right away, instead staring incredulously at the paladin's blood-stained armor.

Marcus saw the worry on his face, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile. "Don't worry, my old friend, most of them are not my blood."

Raven hugged him hard. "That's great!"

"yes, yes. I am fine! Although this time there is a long way to go and it is full of dangers, I still came back alive!" Marcus said as he pulled a bulging bag from under his armor and carefully placed it in Raven's rough, strong hand.

The curious stable keeper patted the bag and pressed it lightly, trying to figure out what was inside.

"Don't be shy, you know what's in it. But I also brought you something better. Marcus smiled.

Raven closed his eyes. He stretched out his hand and said lightly, "Please give it to me." ”

His arm shrank when he touched something heavy, warm, and smooth. "Oh, that feels, huh...... It's familiar...... Well, yes, I understand this thing...... It's an enchanted sword!" Raven held the glowing weapon in one hand and swung it forward.

Marcus looked down and raised an eyebrow. "I'm glad you like it. But surely you've used a sword before, right?"

"Haven't used anything like this." Raven blinked in response.

"We'll need to fix the hilt, it's too tight. Maybe you'll have time to practice a little bit?" Marcus asked, looking into Raven's dark brown eyes.

Raven smiled. "I'd better go and help you tie your horse first......"

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"Machine Love"

[A tear-jerking romance novel: "Machine Love"]

Publication date: 6.0.2

How to obtain: Tarador Chest

Heroine:???

"Brand new version. Every page is like a high-tech engineering drawing. “

"Milk Love"

Publication date: 7.0 Beta test

Heroine: NTR couple

"So, just like that, I was surrounded by at least a hundred fishmen!" The bushy bearded man emphasised it by drawing a long arc with his hands.

The brown minotaur inhaled in surprise. "So how the hell did you solve it?" Even her voice had a brown powerhouse scent.

"I can't help it, dear." Marcus patted the sword lying on his lap, "I can only correct them all on the spot!"

"Oh! Just with a dagger? You're so heroic!" Tanda cautiously reached for the sword, but retracted her hand the moment she was about to touch it.

Marcus was furious. "What do you say? It's a two-handed broadsword, and even the hilt is magical. "It's not as big as you've ever seen, but with a little bit of my skill, I can make it as beautiful as a musical instrument.

Tanda smiled demurely, blinking her long eyelashes vigorously. She picked up a piece of cheese and brought it to Marcus's lips, "Try this, I made it myself." ”

The handsome paladin stammered back, "No—no. I, uh, lactose intolerant. ”

Tanda puts the cheese back in the bowl. "Oh, are you sure? You mean you can't stand me?" The plump minotaur stepped forward and stood face to face with Marcus. The huge height difference made his face face her breasts. Blocked by his vision, he flapped wildly in defiance, and finally found the merchandise on her strong back—his muffled apology only made the minotaur laugh and hugged him tighter.

Just as his other hand touched her tail, the light dimmed, and a tall figure appeared in the doorway. "What ...... to do"

Tanda exclaimed, "Bacchus, don't!"

Marcus turned his head, gasping for breath, and looked at the angry-eyed minotaur. "You misunderstood!"

Bacchus charged, crashing into Marcus as he roared his challenge: "If you dare to mess with a bull, you have to taste the horns!"

Marcus shook a few times and steadied himself, his heels digging deep into the dust beneath his feet. He grabbed a bull's horn with both hands, pressed down on the huge head of the minotaur, and competed with the strength of the opponent's mountain. Bacchus struggled to raise his head, cursing angrily and spitting, but was pressed to the ground again and again. The two looked at each other for a moment, and finally Bacchus exploded violently, finally breaking free from Marcus's grip.

The strong Minotaur stretched out his arms as if to crush Marcus with a suffocating hug. "Sword of Light!" The paladin shouted. A massive blade of glittering sparkle stabbed into the ground between the two fighters, tearing apart their armor and clothing, scorching Marcus's lush chest hair, cutting a thin line through the Minotaur's muscular chest.

Before they could regain mobility, Tanda lifted her hind legs high and stomped them down with a thunderbolt. The man and the bull trembled in unison, apparently stunned. "You two stop it!"

Marcus calmed down, looked at Tanda, and then at Bacchus. Their hair was wrinkled, and their naked, rough skin glistened with sweat. Just as they were glaring at each other, the handsome Marcus spoke, "Well, since we're all pretty much naked......" (To be continued.) )