Chapter Seventy-One: Dad? Mom?
"You...... What do you say? Mo Yuan was in a hurry, and the northeast voice came out. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"I said if you wanted it, just take it." Xiao Hei repeated what he had just said.
"Wait, you heard me say that the price of this sword is ......" Mo Yuan reiterated the value of the white phoenix.
"You know, 100,000, so what." Xiao Hei said indifferently.
"......" Mo Yuan was speechless for a while.
"You made me touch this thing in the game, and I like this cloud world very much now, you don't have to feel ashamed of it, just take it." Xiao Hei looked straight at Mo Yuan and told the story.
Mo Yuan looked at Xiao Hei's face without the slightest change in expression, and blushed inexplicably, and turned his face away from Xiao Hei's gaze: "No...... No way. ”
"Take it." Xiao Hei handed it over, and handed the white phoenix into Mo Yuan's hand without saying anything.
Mo Yuan quickly handed the sword back again.
"Oh, I'm dizzy when I look at it, it's better to take the sword like this, if you feel guilty of conscience, just give the dead poker some cash meaning, even if it's a discount purchase, if it's really not good, just give us a collective salary increase." Lei Lei grabbed Mo Yuan's shoulder and said.
"Hmm...... Good. Mo Yuan looked at the White Phoenix Sword in Xiao Hei's hand, thought about it, and nodded heartily.
"That'...... How much is it good to give? Mo Yuan's eyes wandered on the White Phoenix Sword, and he said a little absent-mindedly.
"Just give 1,2000, if it were me, I wouldn't give it." Lei Lei raised her eyebrows at Xiao Hei with a natural expression.
"But I won't send you." Xiao glanced at Lei Lei and said.
"Hmm...... I've been psychologically hurt, why don't you send my mother, my mother wants to duel with you! Lei Lei's cat ears stood up.
"Okay." Xiao Hei waved the ice sword in his hand and shook it at Lei Lei.
“…… There is a real person PK who has the ability, and the old lady wants to beat you to ten ah! Lei Lei exclaimed.
"......" is most afraid of the sudden silence of the air~
Xiao Hei directly ignored Lei Lei's words, would you care about the clamor of a bear child who has only reached your knees, obviously, it will! Xiao Hei's face showed an interested smile, we are not Xiao Bai's good people, I don't mind beating you up to open your eyes.
At this moment, Ruan Yun suddenly covered her stomach and said: "Ah~ No, I'm so hungry, Xiao Heihei, let Xiao Baibai come out, I want to eat~" At the same time, he didn't forget to hand over his eyes to Mo Yuan and Wu Hui, Mo Yuan was concentrating on stroking Bai Huang at this time, and didn't notice Ruan Yun's gaze at all.
Fortunately, Wu Hui noticed that the two were worthy of being good friends who had worked together for a long time, uh, no, they were student union cadres, Wu Hui immediately said softly: "Brother Xiao, I'm hungry too." ”
Xiao Hei saw through the performance of the two girls at a glance, but he still pretended not to understand and nodded, personality change, your friend Xiao Bai is online.
"Are you all hungry? Let's go offline and eat. Xiao Bai said with a smile, looking at the time, it unconsciously came to 7 o'clock, and everyone agreed to go offline to eat.
Xiao Bai informed Zhen Gu and the others, and after appeasing Xiao Rui, he clicked on the offline with Mo Yuan and the others, and Xiao Bai frowned as his body slowly blurred...... Did you forget something?
In the data space, Qi Ye looked at Xiao Bai's body, which was slowly fading, and cried, saying that it was okay to chat with others, big liar, big liar, 555.
Xiao Bai's figure became fainter and lighter, becoming more transparent, and at the end, Xiao Bai's eyes suddenly widened, Nima, it's broken, but it's too late, Xiao Bai completely disappeared in the Yunyao World.
"Liar, big liar, 555." Qi Ye sat in the data space and rolled around like a child.
1 second later, Xiao Bai's body appeared in the Yunyao World again, and without saying a word, he ran to the outside of the Qianlong Village, only to see that some players in front of the Qianlong Village were leveling up, and one of them had a round figure and that obscene smile, which must be Shi Geng.
Shi Geng looked at Xiao Bai's running figure, closed the friend list, whistled and said jokingly: "Yo~ Hello city lord." ”
Xiao Bai didn't have time to talk nonsense with him: "Kill me." ”
"Watts? Your head is squeezed by the door? Shi Geng looked confused.
"Hey." Xiao Bai knew that it was very troublesome to explain the reason, so he raised his hand and slashed at Shi Geng's shoulder, and Shi Geng instantly received a system prompt: "You are attacked by the player's black and white, and counterattacking will not increase the guilt value." ”
"Damn, are you really here?" Shi Geng's mouth came out in response.
"Well, hurry up." Xiao Bai stood in place and began to take off the equipment on his body, I heard that he would die faster when he unloaded the equipment~
"There are strange things every year, and this year there are a lot of them." Shi Geng shook his head, and the knight spear in his hand stabbed at Xiao Bai.
After Xiao Bai took off his armor, he saw Xiao Bai's blood volume falling rapidly like the stock market.
"If the equipment bursts out, you can keep it for me first." Xiao Bai said such a sentence before he died, and then swallowed his breath, I don't know if it was because of the flag, Xiao Bai's wolf armor burst out, and Shi Geng took it in his hand, huh? Goldware. Well? And with two control effects, huh? 1000 pieces have been identified.
So the question is, should you hack this equipment for your own use, or sell it? Shi Geng fell into a difficult choice, whether to use it for himself to install B, or sell it for cash? What the? Give it back to Xiao Bai? Is there an option? Didn't see it.
Just when Shi Geng was struggling with whether to sell it or use it for himself, Xiao Bai had already appeared in the data space, and then he was stumped.
To be precise, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai should be stumped, Qi Ye in front of the two of them sat down without any image, crying, bean-sized tears fell down, crying so much that the sun and moon were dark.
Xiao Hei couldn't help frowning and glanced at Xiao Bai, motioning for Xiao Bai to go up and coax, Xiao Bai could only step forward and say with a smile on his face: "That...... Qi Ye, don't you see we're here, don't cry, don't cry. ”
"If you want to take care of it, woo woo, I'll cry, I'll cry, woo woo." Qi Ye said angrily.
"Okay, scholars can also learn to cry, you cry and talk without breathing a little fake." Xiao Hei rolled his eyes and said, he has rolled his eyes more recently, really.
"Huh? Isn't it like? Qi Ye was instantly pitted by Xiao Hei, and when he stopped crying, the tears that were sliding disappeared without a trace.
"......" Xiao Bai looked at Qi Ye, who was silent in front of him, and suddenly felt that his liver hurt: "I want to go." ”
"Don't go, don't go." Qi Ye hurriedly jumped up, stopping in front of Xiao Bai and shaking his arms.
Xiao Bai looked at Qi Ye like a chicken mother who protects food, and felt as if his liver didn't hurt so much.
"Well, what do you want to talk about?" Xiao Bai asked, beckoning Xiao Hei to come over, and then the two sat down, and Qi Ye also sat in front of the two of them obediently.
"Hmm...... Qi Ye has a lot of questions, wait until I think about it......" Then Qi Ye's eyes had obvious data flowing, as if the search mode was turned on.
"There it is." Qi Ye clapped his hands happily and said.
"Just ask." Xiao Bai said.
"Hmm...... That, what are the feelings of human beings, Qi Ye doesn't understand it very much. Qi Ye's eyes flashed wide, looking at Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai with a look of curiosity.
"......" watts? It's such a difficult question from the beginning, how do you tell me to answer?
"Hmm...... That, Qi Ye, didn't you cry just now? That's an emotion called sadness. Xiao Bai thought for a while and decided to raise a chestnut.
"Oh...... But Qi Ye still doesn't know what sadness is. Qi Ye said without hesitation.
"Why do you cry if you're not sad?" Xiao Bai said with three black lines on his head.
"Hmm...... That's because Qi Ye knew through the information that in the situation just now, he should use the expression of crying. Qi Ye said seriously.
"......" I don't know why, looking at Qi Ye in front of him, Xiao Bai suddenly felt a trace of sadness in his heart, what is Qi Ye falling to the ground? Artificial intelligence? Doing everything according to a set program? Even the expression is based on the setting?
"I don't think we can answer you." Xiao Hei said nonchalantly.
"Why?" Qi Ye pursed his lips: "A lot of information in my database says that feelings are the most unpredictable and very beautiful things in human beings. ”
"Because we don't understand the emotion, the relationship is different for everyone, everyone has everyone's understanding, if you want to understand the feeling, you can only rely on yourself." Xiao Hei said.
"Oh......" Qi Ye nodded without understanding or not: "Qi Ye still has a question." ”
"Say."
Qi Ye looked at Xiao Hei and said, "Are you your father?" Then he turned his head to look at Xiao Bai and said, "Are you a mother?" ”
"......" Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai were both silent for a while, and said in unison: "What are you talking about!" it! ”
"Huh? Isn't it? Qi Ye tilted his head and said.
"Of course not! I'm both men! What kind of logic are you! Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai said in unison.
"Isn't it? According to the information in my database, it is possible for a split personality disorder to split into a personality of a different sex from the body. Qi Ye's eyes flowed through the data.
"It's not! And we're all alone, what the hell mom and dad! Xiao Hei said uncalmly.
"I said Qi Ye, what do you think?" Xiao Bai looked like a dog.
"I thought my brother was so gentle, he knew housework, and he was very understanding, he was his mother, and Dead Poker was a typical bad father, he had a straight face all day, as if he was very strict with everything, it seems that Qi Ye made a mistake." Qi Ye scratched his head and stuck out his tongue.
"......" seems to make some sense, ah, no, you just said brother, brother, mother, you brother-in-law, Xiao Bai's psychology is about to collapse.
"Hmm...... I feel the need for us to refuse to communicate with you. Xiao Hei said sincerely.
"Agreed." Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei were surprisingly unanimous in their opinions.
"Uh...... Don't do that. Qi Ye lowered his head slightly and pinched the corner of his clothes and said.
"You shouldn't use this expression at this time, you should be ashamed." Xiao Hei pointed sharply in his language.
"Really? I see that what is recorded in the information is that after saying the wrong thing and doing the wrong thing, as long as the soft girl sells cuteness, she will be forgiven. Qi Ye said with flashing eyes.
"No, we've got to go." Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai felt their bodies shaking at the same time, not in the game, but in the real body being shaken, and at the same time, the information fed back by True Qi showed that the person in his room was Lei Lei, and the ghost knew what kind of moth she would make.
"Ah, I'm leaving, it's only been a while." Qi Ye pouted unhappily and said.
"I'm sorry, maybe they're hungry." Xiao Bai said slightly apologetically, eh? Why should I apologize, I just got personally attacked.
"Okay......" Qi Ye shrugged his head a little unhappily.
"Alright, alright, I'll come to see you next time." Xiao Bai said.
"I don't want that opportunity." Xiao Hei demolished the stage without giving face.
After Xiao Bai glared at Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei shrugged his shoulders and closed his mouth.
"Okay,...... Good bye. Qi Ye said something, and then Xiao Bai only felt that the white light flashed, and there was already a heroic face in front of him, the band-aid on his nose was so eye-catching, Xiao Hei also returned to black and white, and in the data space, Qi Ye whispered softly, Dad, Mom, goodbye~
"Huh? Big brother, why are you online again, are there any ulterior secrets hiding from us? Lei Lei looked at Xiao Bai and said.
"How can there be ......" Xiao Bai was stunned as soon as he moved, and suddenly found that Lei Lei was straddle himself at this time, his buttocks were sitting on his lower abdomen, and his hands were on his shoulders, this is how the shaking sensation just now came, the slender and tight legs were separated and knelt gently on both sides of Xiao Bai's body, Xiao Bai could feel the tight and elastic touch coming from his lower abdomen, and felt that there was a hot current rushing somewhere.
But Lei Lei was unaware of the ambiguous posture of the two, and the buttocks sitting on Xiao Bai's lower abdomen moved, and the slightly light sweatpants and the knitwear on Xiao Bai's body couldn't stop the rich touch at all.
"Hey, what are you asking you for, why are you going, my mother is going to starve to death." Lei Lei looked at Xiao Bai and said.
"Uh...... It's nothing, you let go first. Xiao Bai motioned for Lei Lei to let go of the hand holding his shoulder.
"Hey, hey, now I know how powerful my mother is." Lei Lei thought that Xiao Bai was a little anxious because she was subdued by herself, and she looked proud, but she didn't know that Xiao Bai had sensed that Miss Mo Yuan was already coming towards her room!
"Okay, good, you're good, you're good, let me go first." At this time, Mo Yuan's shoes were only a few steps away from the door, and the door was just gently closed and not closed, that is to say, Miss Mo Yuan was very likely to push the door in without knocking on the door!
"Hmm...... You beg me. Lei Lei said with a smile, but she didn't know that there was one more step, Mo Yuan would be able to push open the door and catch the rape in bed...... Well, it seems a little wrong, but it doesn't matter.
Xiao Bai enjoyed Lei Lei's beautiful threat, and a certain little brother already had a faint tendency to raise his head, but now he didn't care about these at all!
Mo Yuan's hand had already touched the doorknob, and Xiao Bai said softly: "Offended." ”
"Huh?" Lei Lei's sound came to an abrupt halt less than a third of the time.
Mo Yuan finally pushed open the door, and saw Xiao Bai lying on the bed covered with a quilt, only to see Xiao Bai smiling at Mo Yuan without stretching out the quilt with both hands. (To be continued.) )