"Knock Knock Knock ......"

"Is this the golden egg?" Xiao Ke'er knocked on the eggshell, "Doesn't it seem like a big deal?" Eggshells are not made of gold at all. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"You're cheating consumers." Xiao Ke'er looked at Xi Shi and asked.

In this regard, Shih Tzu was dumbfounded.

What is this?

It was the first time she had been questioned like this.

Why aren't the eggshells of golden eggs made of gold?

Does this need to be explained?

Isn't that obvious?

If the shell of the golden egg is really made of gold, how can your chicks break out of the shell?

"Okay, Ke'er, don't embarrass people, she's just a waiter." Tianjiaozi is busy coming out of the round.

"Yo, don't embarrass others~~" Xiao Ke'er's body trembled, "It's so kind, I'm going to get goosebumps all over my body." ”

"That...... I...... I'll go first......" Shih Tzu stomped his foot hard, and fled quickly again.

She didn't dare to imagine what it would be like to stay in.

"Look at you, you've made people angry, right?" Tianjiaozi shook his head, looked at Xiao Ke'er and said, "You are not a lady at all. ”

"What's the matter, uncle, do you want to say I'm a wild girl?" Little Kerr asked.

"How so?" Tianjiaozi smiled, "You are the uncle's little Lori, the cutest little Lori." ”

Tianjiaozi stood up and touched Xiao Ke'er's little head.

With a touch on the head and killing, Xiao Keer forgot all his troubles and immersed himself in it......

waited until she found out her gaffe, and after she was busy knocking out Tianjiaozi's big hand, she looked at Tianjiaozi angrily......

She didn't understand that Tianjiaozi's big hands seemed to have magical powers.

As long as Tianjiaozi's hand touches her head, then all her troubles will disappear, and at that moment, she is immersed in the pleasure that she can't extricate herself from.

"Uncle, did you use any hypnotic combat technique on me?" Little Kerr asked, thinking that it was very likely that it was really like that.

After all, what about the magic of human hand proof?

Completely unscientific, right?

"How is that possible? Uncle is not that kind of person. Tianjiaozi shook his head firmly, "Uncle won't hypnotize Ke'er, uncle swears." ”

"Hmph, it's not that kind of person," Xiao Ke'er complained, "I think Uncle is not a person at all when he gets up like that." ”

"Also, uncle, don't you swear an oath, then you can swear to me now." The corners of Xiao Ke'er's mouth hooked up a beautiful arc, "By the way, I want to remind Uncle that this world is really a god with a three-foot head, if you swear indiscriminately, you will be punished......"

"Uh......" Hearing Xiao Ke'er's reminder, Tianjiaozi found that it seemed to be the same thing.

In previous lives, there were many people who swore in the name of the gods, but they broke their ......

The end is miserable, there is a loud bang in the sky, thunder shines on the stage, and those who break their oaths can eat it if they are scorched on the outside and tender on the inside...... (I'll go, how many flavors is this, actually eating people?) ）

"What? Uncle scared? Xiao Ke'er looked at Tianjiaozi playfully, "Uncle, I really misjudged you, I just thought you were a simple lolitacon, but I didn't expect you to use despicable means to ......"

"Stop, stop...... Ke'er, don't talk about it, I think if you keep talking, I'll become a pervert. Tianjiaozi hurriedly stopped him, "If you really don't believe it, then I will swear in the name of the gods." ”

"I ...... Tianjiaozi swears in the name of the gods that he definitely didn't use any hypnotic combat skills in the head touching kill just now, otherwise he would call me the Heavenly Thunder Five Thunder ......"

"Don't ......"

Unexpectedly, before Tianjiaozi finished his oath, he was gagged by Xiao Ke'er with his hand.

Does this picture make Tianjiaozi feel familiar?

It seems that when the male protagonist of a general TV series swears a poisonous oath to the heroine, at the last moment, the heroine will take action to gag the male protagonist's mouth and make him stop talking.

Because, the heroine is afraid.

Now, Xiao Keer seems to have inherited the minds of those heroines.

This made Tianjiaozi very happy.

This shows that his status is very important in Xiao Keer's mind.

It is equivalent to the feelings of the heroine to the male protagonist in the TV series.

Although, Xiao Keer's age is a little young, but, love has nothing to do with age, does it?

In reality, it is not uncommon for a man in his fifties or sixties to take a woman in his fifties and nineteens.

On the contrary, it is more indicative of the charm of men.

Finally, under Tianjiaozi's aggressive gaze, Xiao Ke'er let go of the little hand covering Tianjiaozi's mouth, and pouted and said, "Uncle, don't think that I believe you by doing this, I'm just worried that you will really be hit by five thunderbolts from the sky." ”

Hehe...... It's really a tsundere little Lori.

Tianjiaozi smiled and didn't say anything.

There are some things that are not interesting to say.

"Well, I know Ke'er, you care about me." Tianjiaozi said, "Alright, let's start the barbecue, my stomach is growling with hunger." ”

"Uh-huh." Hearing the word barbecue, Xiao Keer's eyes lit up, and her stomach was about to growl.

"Zizi ......"

The barbecue is placed on a baking tray and makes a sizzling sound.

After a while, the smell of meat filled the air.

After a while, the fragrant beast meat was roasted, "Come, Ke'er, you taste it first." ”

Tianjiaozi dipped the barbecue in some sauce and brought it to Xiao Keer's mouth.

"Ahh......h

"Well, it's delicious, it's delicious." Xiao Keer said two delicious in a row.

This shows that the barbecue at this restaurant is really delicious.

Also, with such an expensive price, if it wasn't delicious, it would have been smashed a long time ago.

"Come, uncle, you can taste it too." Xiao Keer also picked up a piece of meat......

Just when Tianjiaozi closed his eyes and opened his mouth, waiting for the satisfaction of enjoying Xiao Ke'er sending meat into his mouth, he heard such a voice, "Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Is your mouth so wide open? ”

"Ah......h

Tianjiaozi hurriedly opened his eyes, only to find that Xiao Ke'er had already put the meat on the plate in front of him.

"Well, I'm so self-inflicted." Tianjiaozi sighed, he thought that Xiao Ke'er would be like him, and he would do it for him personally?

Now it seems that I really think too much.

Little Ke'er didn't mean that at all, just put the meat on the plate in front of his table.

"Hee-hee-hee......"

Seeing Tianjiaozi's dejected look, Xiao Ke'er grinned.

It's like a prank succeeding kid celebrating.

In fact, it is.