Chapter 32 A soak of urine kills thousands of troops
Cheng Da Killer was covered in blood and looked fierce and vicious! When all the princes saw the attack of the killing god, they were all surprised!
Oops~~~ It's terrible~~~~ I'm scared to death of the baby!
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Only to hear a burst of exclamations, the princes fled in panic! Just kidding, this kid is so powerful, he was close to him!
"Dong Fatty, take your life!"
I only heard a shocking roar, Cheng Da Killer had already shot, a little cold mang hit the front station, and then the gun shot out like a dragon drill, and the target of Han Mang was Dong Fat, who was the slowest runner!
Dong Fat's soul was all gone, he was about to be scared to pee, he used a whip to whip the horse's buttocks, but he was too heavy, even if the horse wanted to run, but there must be a starting process to accelerate!
only listened to the nagging, Dong Zhuo covered his crotch and fell off the horse injured!
"Behead your little head, this is a lesson for you, next time you dare to provoke me, labor and management will cut off your big head!"
Cheng Da Killer laughed wildly, and then rode away, and all the soldiers who passed by retreated in a hurry, and no one dared to stop them!
The smoke and dust are cold in autumn, and the blood-robed black horse can't sleep. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Ask where the hero goes, find Daxian in the north of the plain!
The direction in which Cheng Da Killer galloped is where Daxian is, Daxian is the Heavenly Mansion, and the attributes are bursting, and it is the last killer of Cheng Da Killer!
"Come after me, catch up with me and let you hehehe······"
Cheng Da Killer shouted while running, unspeakably chic, unspeakably arrogant, and unspeakably fucked!
"Damn thief, don't run!" Lu Buti chased after him, but he ran away in just a moment!
"Brother, do you think we can't chase after you?"
Wen Chou was a little confused, he asked Yan Liang what he meant, whether to chase or not!
"Chasing? Chase a hair! Even if you catch up, what can you do if you can take him down? ”
"Can't!"
"Then you're still chasing?"
"Isn't there still a big brother for you, let's always take it down together!"
"Pull it down! Have you forgotten the soldiers who came with him, they are no longer here, where have they gone? ”
"yes, where did you go?"
"You, stupid you!"
Yan Liang covered his face and sighed, "It must be an ambush, waiting for the big fish to take the bait!" ”
"Oh, my brother is really a god, and my younger brother's admiration for my eldest brother is like a surging river, and it seems that the flooding of the Yellow River is out of control!"
Don't look at the ugly words in the name, but he is really not ugly, not only is he not ugly, but he is also very able to speak, in other words, ink, broken mouth!
He kept talking, and Yan Liang, who was annoyed, had the urge to kill this bastard with a knife!
Yan Liang pointed in the direction where the princes were and said, "Okay, shut up, you!" It seems to be quite lively over there, let's go over and have a look! ”
"Hey, okay, brother!" Wen Chou should make peace, and then walk towards his lord with Yan Liang!
At this time, Dong Zhuo was covering his crotch, screaming like a pig!
"This flow, this state, Lord Dong won't be a menstrual affair!"
"Ah, how is that possible? Is Master Dong a woman? He's hiding so deeply! ”
"It should be, this seems to be called my daughter's menstrual cramps!"
"Don't talk nonsense, he covers his crotch, not his belly, and besides, Master Dong is a man, look at his beard, how sexy he is... Ah no, I mean, he has a beard! ”
"A beard is a man? You're so lonely! ”
"What, do you know the bearded woman?"
"Well, there is a green building in my hometown, and there is one in it!"
"What? The woman in the green building with a long beard sounds sexy, and she has time to take me..."
Everyone talked about it, and then the more they talked, the more they didn't take it seriously!
Dong Zhuo's generals helped him up and sent him to the plain city for treatment, looking at Dong Zhuo's distant figure, many princes also discussed!
Yuan Shao said: "Dong Gong's injuries are too serious, and I am afraid that this crackdown on bandits will ······"
Cao Cao said: "I see that Dong Gong is injured, I am afraid that it will hurt his children and grandchildren, I don't know what his daughter-in-law will think, I will go to comfort when I have time!" ”
Ding Yuan said: "Hey... Meng De's words are wrong, don't forget to call me if you want to go, let's go together, have a companion! ”
He Jin said: "Shut up, I'm all hard to talk about by you!" ”
Everyone: "······"
"By the way, the thief!" As soon as He Jin's voice fell, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, he coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said to everyone: "I can't let this son go, I'd better wait to take advantage of his fatigue and chase him up!" ”
"The general's words are very true, if I don't get rid of this son, I feel uneasy!" Ding Yuan was very much in favor of the general's proposal.
Lu Bu is Ding Yuan's righteous son, and he is chasing alone at this time, although he believes in Lu Bu's ability very much, but he is afraid that the other party will deceive, after all, he has been looking for a long time, but he has not found those soldiers brought by Cheng Fang!
"Well, in that case, we'll catch up with this person and kill him!" Yuan Shao thought so and agreed!
Cao Cao didn't speak, and found a place to pee. Before the fright, he was scared to pee!
The princes gathered their troops and began to hunt down Cheng's killers, as for the extermination of the Yellow Turban Army... Pingyuan City has been captured, the Zhang brothers and their generals are nowhere to be found, they are now in urgent need of a top bag, and the person who has this top bag is Cheng Da Killer!
"Big brother, do we want to be with all the princes?" Cao Ren and Cao Cao are doing the thing of releasing water!
"I don't think this is a thing in the pool, I haven't made a move before, and it's best not to make a move in the future!" Cao Cao opened the gate and released the water, he was in a happy mood, where did he have time to chase the journey!
"What do you mean, big brother?" Cao Renhe was puzzled, so he asked while releasing water!
"I'm going to subdue this man, and only if we make a good impression on him!" Cao Cao finally finished releasing the water, and he shook the remaining droplets and said what he thought!
"The eldest brother is wise, and the younger brother admires! But what does Big Brother plan to do? ”
"Let's talk about this later, let's go and see Dong Zhuo first, if Dong Zhuo is really abolished, then ······" As he spoke, a meaningful smile appeared on Cao Cao's face!
"Oh big brother, you pee on me..." Cao Ren exclaimed in surprise and said in his heart; Big brother is big brother, and sure enough, the amount of water is full. Look at me, I used to pee against the wind, and now I have a wet crotch with the wind!
"Huh? No, big brother, I obviously remember that you finished peeing? Hey? ······What is this white?"
"Shut up!" Before Cao Ren finished speaking, he stopped Cao Cao, he covered Cao Ren's mouth, and his face was flushed!
Cao Cao smiled embarrassedly and said, "I thought too much just now, I didn't care, I was not careful!" ”
"Big brother is so powerful, a soak of urine kills thousands of troops!!" Cao Ren smiled innocently, with a lewd face!
But after a while, he reacted, smelling the fragrance of life left on Cao Cao's hands, he was very moved! Xindao: Children, I am your uncle, there is no welcome gift for the first meeting, so it is better to give it to you······ Oh, wow...
"Hey, Brother Xian, what's wrong with you!" Cao Cao hurriedly withdrew his hand and gently patted Cao Ren's back, his face full of distress, and said in his heart; Hey, it's really hard for my brother to ask for yellow scarves with me, you see, I'm tired and vomiting······"