Oh, this absurd world!

Hey, that damn meteor!

I'll fuck you uncle......

your mother......

Bless me with a two-color ball and you don't do it, bless me for being promoted and make a fortune, you don't do it if I buy cattle stocks, bless me for demolishing my house or you don't do it, bless me for crossing, you agree to make a move?

Isn't it that your previous wishes are too unchallenging, so you don't bless me? Ya, do you want to be so arrogant? Uncle Meteor! Meteor Ancestor!

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Li Huatang never dreamed that his wish would be granted, so that he was hysterical as if he had been violently attacked. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In fact, before he met the meteor that made his dream come true, he had made countless wishes in the face of countless meteors on countless nights, and those wishes that seemed to be more realistic were all disappointed.

I thought that the wish that night would be disappointed as always, so I entertained myself and said that absurd wish, but I didn't want to realize it, it came true? It's done!

He really just said it for his own amusement, just jokingly saying such a ridiculous wish......

Now, he is still in a trance, but he remembers in a trance that just some time ago, when he was still in that beautiful world of electricity, he was just in time for the Dragon Boat Festival holiday, because of a grand meeting, he had a four-day holiday, and he wanted to take advantage of the four-day holiday to carry a bag to a long trip to relieve the tension of being a junior student.

On the evening of the Dragon Boat Festival, he was already far away.

That night, the night sky was clear, and because it was in the countryside, the galaxy was exceptionally bright.

The sky is full of stars, and the stars that are usually invisible in the city are all blinking in the blue sky.

At that moment, Li Huatang found that the starry sky was still as clear and deep as when he was a child, and if he didn't pay attention, he was fascinated.

At this moment, a meteor that was much brighter than the other stars suddenly streaked across the night sky, brilliant and brilliant.

Li Huatang subconsciously folded his hands as if he had seen a meteor before, ready to make a wish, but a ridiculous thought arose in his heart.

Anyway, no matter what the wish will be disappointed, it is better to ...... Hey.

Meteors are above, bless me to cross!

shouted like this in his heart, with a trace of self-deprecation, a trace of ease, a touch of comfort that let go of the inner shackles, in fact, it was unscrupulous self-entertainment.

Then, he saw that the brilliant meteor exploded after gliding for a distance, like a fireworks that exploded after it had risen to its apex, and in an instant, the small sparks in the sky were scattered and flying, and when he looked closely, he found that those small sparks lingered into a pattern of yin and yang fish.

I wonder whose fireworks fell from the sky?

But his brain was stunned, and his whole body fell straight to the ground, unconscious.

When I woke up again, I was like this.

Isn't that the same joke?

In that joke, a certain gentleman has been drinking iced tea for two consecutive years, and has never won a prize, and in a particularly important exam, Hui Zi can't write, so he confidently opened the iced tea on the table, flipped the bottle cap, and it turned out to be: Another bottle!

Li Huatang, who was smiling forward and backwards when he saw this joke for the first time, was in the same heavy mood as a certain gentleman in this joke at this time.

When he looked forward to the fulfillment of his wishes, every time he was disappointed, and when he didn't expect it, his wishes came true so abruptly......

It was so sudden that he looked confused!

After crossing over, he was still named Li Huatang.

Three words, it's actually a three-word name!

Maybe the three words are not strange, for example, Liu Ciqing, the famous prime minister of the Southern Dynasty Liu Song Dynasty, but the second secretary of the family is a word, not a name.

You must know that in this era, people take names, from Wang Xie to the common people, all of them are valued by single words, such as Wang Bi, Xie An, Hengwen, Guo Xiang, in addition to the surname, there is only one single word as the name.

Li Huatang's name, in addition to the surname, but there are still two words, in this era, this is a cheap name!

This is a name that no one wants to have.

If you have such a name, when you introduce yourself to others, you don't know how to say it, and you will really be embarrassed.

In that case, let's rename it!

Anyway, this body is almost sixteen years old, and when it reaches the age of sixteen, it can be crowned and saluted, which means that it will be an adult from now on.

And when crowning, it is necessary to give words from elders.

But Li Huatang doesn't want people to give words, so he has to give a name!

Okay, others crown the word, I crown, and let the village elders and clan elders give the name, as for the word, it is Huatang!

Yes, I'm just so awesome, I'm so different, what do you say?

I am me, a firework of different colors!

However, the reality is completely opposite, and his identity in this era is not awesome at all.

No, the two sons in long clothes who came over looked at him with disdain, no, they didn't even look at him with disdain.

These two people are the children of the head of the family in the Li Clan's Dock Fort, although they are still not as good as the scholars of Jiangzuo, but they are still a small and small family, at least, these children of the poor family have a thousand tilts of good land, twenty tenants, three shade households, and the qualifications to enter the Zhongzheng Nine Grades as officials.

And Li Huatang, who is about to not even have the identity of a poor family, under normal circumstances, can only follow the cold family or the scholar clan as a citizen for the rest of his life, farm for them, and become their tenant, so as to ensure food and clothing......

How can such a person be equipped with words? How do you get a name?

But Li Huatang firmly believes that as long as he tries his best, he will definitely get a result, no matter whether the result is good or bad, there will be no regrets.

He knows that if he wants to be seen by others, he has to show the ability to make others face it.

And the status of this body is obviously not so bad that it doesn't even have a platform to show its ability.

Although he is not a descendant of Wubao, although, even the qualifications to live in the South Building have been stripped of because of the death of the father of this body, although, because of the disrespect to the Confucian saint during the previous Ding sacrifice, the portal is about to be cleared.

But he still has the blood of the Li family, he has not really been expelled from the Li family, and he is not one of those truly hopeless outcasts.

He can show his talents, show his talents, and let the clan uncle, who is the lord of the castle, discover his potential and then cultivate it.

The master has crossed over, just get something out, don't let you be shocked?

Especially in this era, it is still clear and elegant, and it is still elegant, isn't this thing the earliest non-mainstream?

Isn't this thing obsolete when my brother was twelve or thirteen years old? It's easy to get it!

When the time comes, maybe the one reserved for the saint in the Nine Grades Zhongzheng System will be occupied by me like this?

When the time comes, the generals will enter the phase, drunk and lying on the knees of the beauty, wake up to the murderous sword, and coquettish the whole world.

What Wang Xizhi, what constant temperature, what the seven sages of the bamboo forest, all have to stand aside......

Hahaha.

Okay, Ah Q's spirit is finished and continues to return to reality.

The reality is that the two sons of the Li family in the east building came over, and they are the two sons of Li Huatang's uncle, Li Jinzhi and Li Luozhi, who are the head of the family.

They were originally elegant and laughing, but when they saw Li Huatang, they turned into arrogance and contempt.

Li Huatang stood in place without humility or arrogance, bowed lightly to the two, and then staggered and stood on the side of the road.

When passing by Li Huatang's side, Li Jinzhi's eyes did not squint, and smiled contemptuously: "Cheap son!" ”

As a younger brother, Li Luozhi naturally echoed his brother, with an indignant expression: "How could my Moling Li family have such a thing that doesn't know etiquette!" ”

Moling, located on the bank of the Huaishui River, the east of Jinling, the south of Jianye, when the Eastern Wu Sun Quan had changed the Moling to Jianye, the Western Jin Dynasty, the first year of Taikang (280 years), the name of Emperor Wu Sima Yan abolished Jianye, restored to the old name of Moling County in the Qin and Han dynasties, Taikang three years (282 years), divided into Huaishui north for Jianye, south for Moling.

Li Huatang quietly listened to the gossip of the two Lang Jun, and knew that these two people were talking about things on the day of the Ding Festival, but when he first arrived, the ghost knew what the Ding Festival was? Not to mention the rituals of the Ding sacrifice.

He secretly held back his anger, thinking about how to stand out in the afternoon clan meeting and avoid being expelled from the clan.

However, the next words of the two Lang Jun made him completely unbearable.

Li Jinzhi's fluttering words came, which were vicious, non-party parties, and could not speak.

"Fang was born to kill his mother, and the old man of the clan gave him a two-character cheap name, just to suppress that evil spirit, who expected, he was crowned and killed his father, and then violated the etiquette in the Ding sacrifice, what a cheap concubine, it is clearly a concubine!"

Li Luozhi continued: "That is, I want to be the Li family of Moling, since the rebellion of the Eight Kings moved south with the imperial court, Li Dun has been an official for more than ten years, and he has returned to the Bapin County Order, it is a good time to return to the Shi clan, and he was killed by this evil son, and this evil son ......."

The words behind him were still stuck in his throat, and his neck was strangled by Li Huatang.

"Say it again!" Li Huatang looked at Li Luozhi with a hideous face, and then turned his head to glare at Li Jinzhi.

Li Luozhi, but the youngest son of the head of the family, how could he have seen such a fierce situation since he was a child?

He was born cowardly, his face suddenly turned pale, he was so frightened by this sudden change that he trembled, his neck was choked, and he couldn't speak, only the sound of snoring remained.

Li Jinzhi also panicked for a moment, but he thought that he was already a disciple of the Heavenly Master Dao, and he had practiced for a long time with the Heavenly Master under the Great Sacrifice Wine of the Heavenly Master Dao Du Daozhi.

The body should always be stronger than this, right?

Besides, there is also a talisman given by the master in his hand, but the talisman is precious, and it must not be wasted on this cheap concubine!

Thinking like this, Li Jinzhi came back with courage, still smiling contemptuously: "Son, it seems that if you don't teach you a lesson, you won't know what etiquette is!" ”

Saying this, Li Jinzhi rolled up his long sleeves and walked towards Li Huatang with a fierce attitude.

After three or five strokes, Li Jinzhi fell to the ground.

In the 21st century, Li Huatang has never been a good baby, but he grew up in southern Xinjiang, and he fought from elementary school to the third year of high school, and then he became a civilized person in college, and he was a little more restrained.

Although this ability to fight has been wasted in college for three years, it is not enough to be a poor man who is not diligent and does not distinguish between grains, right?

cleaned up Li Jinzhi, but when he turned around, he found that Li Luozhi was gone, and he had always taken the opportunity to run away.

I couldn't help but laugh, but it was just a coward.

He bent down and wanted to grab Li Jinzhi's collar with one hand, but he had no choice but to find that the clothes of this era had no collar, so he flipped his wrist and caught Li Jinzhi's long hair.

He asked in a loud voice, "You can try it again!" Brother! ”

According to age, according to the order of family power, Li Jinzhi is his brother, even Li Luozhi just now, he is more than half a year older than Li Huatang.

Li Jinzhi's originally frightened face became hideous at this moment: "Brother, for brother...... I will teach you a good lesson! ”

was surprised, how could this kid suddenly become bold, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a yellow talisman on Li Jinzhi's right hand.

In an instant, Li Huatang's hair stood on end, and cold sweat slid down his back!

Although this is also the Eastern Jin Dynasty, this Eastern Jin Dynasty is not the same as the Eastern Jin Dynasty in the history books!

In this Eastern Jin Dynasty, the Heavenly Master Dao is not just a religion that confuses the public, its angels and believers have supernatural powers!

On the day of the Ding Festival, Li Huatang saw a celestial master who cut off the locust tree ten steps away with a sword!

Then, he used a yellow charm to cause a fire, burning the locust tree to ashes......

Right now, Li Jinzhi, this kid, took out such a talisman, and Li Huatang couldn't help but be afraid!

Li Jinzhi noticed the change in Li Huatang's face, and suddenly became arrogant: "Yo, my brother is afraid?" ”

"Luo Di must be looking for the master of the family, as long as you, after the head of the family and others arrive, kneel to me and admit your mistakes, I will spare you! What do you think? Younger brother! As Li Jinyi spoke, he pushed away Li Huatang's powerless arm, and slowly stood up with a look of disdain on his face.

After patting the dirt on his clothes for a long time, he chuckled and looked at Li Huatang, and did not forget to hold the yellow talisman in his right hand, and shook it towards Li Huatang.

That face, I really want to step on it a few times!

Li Huatang's body didn't dare to move, he was worried that this kid's talisman would release a pile of fire, so facing this yellow talisman, it was really like being pointed at by the muzzle of a black hole.

And Li Jinzhi smiled proudly in his heart: It seems that I don't need to waste this talisman to do some things I want to do, my son, if I don't expel you from the clan, how can I be happy?

Li Jinzhi was extremely sarcastic, and Li Huatang's brain was spinning at high speed, but he helplessly found that there was no way at all.

Knowing its power, that's why it's afraid, just like the muzzle of the black hole, if everyone doesn't know that the bullet from the gun will kill people, I'm afraid it won't make people afraid of it for the first time.

This yellow talisman is the same, if Li Huatang has never seen its power, at this time, he will only be Li Jinzhi's kid pretending to be a ghost.

How blessed are the ignorant!

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