Chapter 4 One-handed masturbation
Caller ID: Wife!!
A thought came to mind, and Yang Ning finally chose to answer the phone. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Daddy, what are you doing! I haven't been in touch for two days, I miss you so much. What about you, have you missed your baby? The crisp voice came from the mobile phone, and Yang Ning could clearly feel the joy of the other party.
"Yes." Yang Ning, who originally wanted to say that he had something to do now, didn't know if he was influenced by his predecessor, or because he didn't want the girl's sadness, and finally turned into one word.
"Hey, hey!! I knew that Dad would miss me, and I missed you so much. We'll be able to meet in a month. I can see my dad, I'm looking forward to it. ”
The laughter on the other side of the phone never stopped, and Yang Ning also played his own role, and the two imagined the future while reminiscing about the past.
In the eyes of the audience, they saw such a scene, only to see the man in the picture holding his mobile phone in one hand and making a call, and the other hand connected the mouse, updated his equipment, and then went out.
Yes, out of the house. And he has already walked to the wild area, but he has no intention of hanging up the phone at all. Because the microphone that the anchor has turned off, the audience in the live broadcast room doesn't know what the anchor is talking about.
"One-handed league, I'm not mistaken. In the entire League of Legends world, I will serve this streamer. ”
"I finally know how those people do it while masturbating and masturbating at the same time."
"Upstairs is really a talent in the double masturbation world. If there is a roll of toilet paper next to the anchor, there is really no sense of disobedience. ”
"As a cute girl, I want to ask: Is this really good?"
"Foot-picking man, you're ...... enough"
“+1”
......
“+100086”
E-sports TV, an anchor's room immediately exploded. Although there were only three or five hundred people, the momentum was very huge. I feel heartbroken about the anchor's behavior. And the anchor is unrepentant, still immersed in his own phone cooker. After farming your own jungle, invade the opponent's jungle.
"I'm dripping! A blind monk with one hand goes to the wilderness, isn't this really blind? ”
"Anchor, I can smell the stench on you. Sit and wait for Mu Mu to fight back, kneel and wait for the slap in the face. The joker in the live broadcast room spoke, and while paraphrasing the lines of the blind monk, he mocked mercilessly.
Stinky and arrogant.
As we all know, the belief of the blind monk as a jungler hero, the operability and skill are second to none. People with slower hand speed wish they could have a third hand to operate, but now that someone uses one hand to operate the blind monk, it is no wonder that the audience will ridicule it.
Besides, on Yang Ning's side, the jungler blind monk naturally chose the egg knife as a jungler equipment. Yang Ning, who got the three heads, did not first synthesize the hunter's broad-bladed knife into the Spirit Stone, but carried two big white long swords and went out with straw sandals.
When he was against the wild just now, Yang Ning secretly played a trick. The three wolves left a younger brother for Mu Mu, and the blue buff also left a son for Mu Mu, so Mu Mu has no wild monsters to farm in the upper half of the wild area. To say that Mu Mu dares to go to the enemy's wild area to fight the wild?
Whether you believe it or not, Yang Ning doesn't believe it. Three blind men, you are going to the wilderness. If you get caught, aren't you waiting to be sprayed?
No, the honest Amumu is crying while holding his head and slamming the four ghosts, "Why am I so miserable, why am I so miserable", and then used a bandage blow.
What are you crying about? Didn't they rob you of a big rock? If that's all bitter, then there's a bit of cruelty next.
Touching the eyes, the golden bell jar.
Thinking is very fluid, but being able to operate is not like that. After inserting the eye, Yang Ning's mouse moved to the position of the skill indicator, and then clicked on the eye position, and it passed smoothly.
When Mu Mu saw the blind monk who suddenly arrived, he stopped crying and hurriedly ran away. As for counter-killing, I didn't think about it at all.
A, and then urged the muscles and bones, Yang Ning controlled the blind monk to approach Mu Mu in an instant.
Torrential winds, punches and kicks.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Yang Ning put the mouse on the Q skill icon. To say that this Q skill is really not easy to shoot, unlike the two skills W and E, it is a non-directional skill. After looking at it for a long time, I finally found an angle.
A ball-like thing flew out and hit Amumu's lower ...... Bosom.
Rampage!
A summoner is close to going berserk!
Yang Ning, who killed Amumu, in the spirit of Lei Feng who is happy to help others, helped him defeat the boss of the four ghosts.
Looking at his experience, he was still a little short of reaching the fifth level. Don't look at the experience of getting four heads, but the wild monsters have few brushes, and the level is not leading.
After thinking about it for a while, Yang Ning decided to upgrade to level six first, and only a blind monk with a big move can be called a blind monk!
The game went on in an orderly manner, and Yang Ning also slowed down the pace of Gank, it was really difficult for one hand to make any superb operations.
However, Yang Ning also showed a consciousness far beyond this segment, anti-squatting, anti-blue buff, stealing the little dragon, which is completely uncriticizable. Those viewers who were ready to watch the joke naturally couldn't do it, and the anchor also gave them a kick.
Of course it's not a slalom kick, it's a kick.
It was a wave in the middle lane, and Yang Ning came out from behind the tower and kicked Bomberman out of the protective range of the tower. With the mid-laner, one hit is fatal.
But...... This game is not 20 throws, due to someone's "inaction", the game time comes to 28 minutes, and the blue side is not without the power of a fight.
Moreover, a few people on the blue side also saw some clues. Although this blind monk still makes people feel frightened, the operation is very lame, and when two hits two, three hits three, they are basically half a beat slow.
The five hit it off and hugged together. With Amumu's team battle lineup, no matter how much he is better than the blind man, I don't know how many heads.
Yang Ning's teammates were also unambiguous, and they were also gathered together.
"Anchor, it's time to join a group, haven't you finished your phone call yet?"
"Please, streamer. After this wave of groups, is it good to call again? ”
"The rhythm is so good, it's a shame to lose."
"It's a pity, it's not his own doing. What is the difference between a one-handed blind monk and a super soldier? ”
"Upstairs, you're wrong. A blind monk without a roundhouse kick is not as good as a super soldier. ”
The team battle hasn't started yet, and dumplings are starting to be served in the live broadcast room again.
Yang Ning, who was looking at the screen, also saw the blue party's huddle move, and also saw the signal of his teammates' calling, and then converged with his teammates.
There wasn't too much temptation, looking at the mark of the celestial sound wave on Soraka's head, calculating the distance, and opening the second stage Q skill.
The audience who saw this scene felt a tight heart, and they were going to suffer: Isn't it looking for in the past like this?
And the plot that happened next was a shocking eyeball.
One library!
Looking at Bomberman's position, it's a slalom kick, and it's a standard 180° slalom kick.
After doing all this, Yang Ning's right hand left the mouse, and then said goodbye and hung up the phone.
Li Muyao!
A name that haunts Yang Ning, the two have never met, and they don't even know what each other does, but such two are a couple.
The two met through the League of Legends, and Li Muyao, who had just entered the alliance at that time, was brought by Yang Ning, to be precise, Yang Ning brought him into the pit. In this way, the two met and fell in love.
Is online dating plus long-distance relationships?
Yang Ning smiled self-deprecatingly, it's enough to be in a different place, and if you are still dating online, will you really be happy?
It seems that neither of them can stand this lovesickness, so they make an oath to meet in two months. It's been a month, and there's still a month.
And the predecessor started being an anchor a month ago, for this meeting...... Funds.
I used half a year's savings for you and me
Across the ocean to see you
For this reunion
I even practiced my breathing when I met
Words never touched my affection
Expression 1 in 10,000
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I hope I won't see the light and die......