The scene of Zhang Zhetian and Cristiano Ronaldo walking together and whispering has long been shown on TV, computer, and mobile phone screens around the world by broadcast cameras, although they can't hear what the two say, but it does not prevent the versatile audience and fans from making all kinds of wonderful forced compensatory words. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Come to Real Madrid, let's conquer the world together."

"Real Madrid bought me?"

"Real Madrid are not short of money."

"I'm going to get as much as you do."

"Yes."

"My image rights can't be given to the club for free."

"Yes."

"I want the main position."

"Yes."

"I'm going to be the captain."

“……”

"The penalty is mine."

“……”

"The free kick is mine."

“……”

"It's my credit if I win, and you have to carry it if I lose."

“……”

"Introduce me to your sponsor for as much as you do."

"Get out! Don't come! ”

……

"Tell me, dear, left or right?"

"I just won't tell you."

"A thousand euros?"

"Huh."

"Two thousand euros?"

"Huh."

"Five thousand euros?"

"Hehehe."

"Ten thousand euros?"

"Deal. You kick in the middle. ”

……

With both sides running out of substitutions and no injuries in the second half, the fourth official's stoppage card showed three minutes.

It was 91 minutes and Ronaldo took the penalty.

There was a rare silence at the huge Bernabeu Stadium, except for the sound of Arsenal fans in the stands cheering for their patron saint.

"Will he go to the left?" Ronaldo crossed his waist, looked at the hem of his body on the goal line, and put his hands on his knees, secretly wondering.

"You're a right-footed guy trying to shoot into the top left corner? Don't you know that this kick can't hide the body movement at all? "Palm Zhe sky dark.

"Beep!" Viktor Kaushoi blew the whistle and after the penalty kick, one more minute was needed to end the torturous game.

After going back, I want to explain in the work report why I awarded three penalties in a row in this game, and my own move has created a record in the history of the Champions League, but as the initiator, whether I am "famous in history" or "stinking for 10,000 years" can only be handed over to future generations to comment, but it is estimated that it is still "stinking for 10,000 years".

This is not one of the Champions League group stage games, it is the second leg of the quarter-final between the two sides who wins and who advances to the last four of the Champions League.

UEFA would never have imagined that it would not want to see three penalties awarded in the game, and if one penalty could be scored, it would be better to say that if Ronaldo repeats the mistake of the Argentine madman striker Martin Palermo who missed three penalties in a row in the Copa America 18 years ago, what will public opinion say after the game? What will the fans say?

To some extent, the people in UEFA very much hope that Ronaldo can score this penalty, anyway, if you don't score it, you Arsenal will have to play, in that case, why not be an adult?

But the problem is, you have to arrange for someone to go to Arsène Wenger and ask him to talk to Zhang Zhetian.

There is also a question, if you let people release water, will they be willing?

This kind of illegal sportsmanship, once exposed, is not afraid that your UEFA Weiguangzheng image will plummet?

You know, your former UEFA president Michel Platini made a mistake and stepped down, during this period, UEFA's image and credibility were ruthlessly "bloodbathed" by the public, and in the period of reshaping the image, you still dare to commit crimes against the wind?

Putting aside distracting thoughts, Ronaldo, who had a big heart, ran and got up, and at the moment when the ball of his foot was about to touch the ball, Ronaldo glanced ahead and found that Zhang Zhetian's body began to move to the left.

(The upper right corner of Ronaldo is used as the angle at which he faces the goal, and it is replaced by the angle of Zhang Zhetian, which is his left side, and the upper right corner of the opponent is his upper left corner.) In the future, everyone should remember that the direction of the goal that the non-goalkeeper visually says is the opposite of the direction in which the goalkeeper pounces on the street. ）

Haha, this kid has finally been tricked!

Ronaldo kicked the ball with the instep of his foot, and with a muffled "bang", the ball rushed straight towards the center of the goal.

Haha, what Lao Tzu wants to shoot is not the left or the right, but the middle!

It's finally time to score, Lao Tzu's European 100 goals......

He was about to clench his fists and prepare to celebrate, but Zhang Zhetian suddenly stopped moving and returned to his original position where he had not moved too far with lightning speed, and blocked Ronaldo's shot with his chest.

Because Ronaldo's shot was too powerful, Zhang Zhetian couldn't hold the ball, so he could only block the ball with his chest.

After the penalty kick of the official game is shot, it becomes a live ball, unless the ball is out of bounds, otherwise, blocking back into the field will cause the opponent's second attack, so Ronaldo was stunned by the sudden blow on the spot, so the teammates and Gunners players around him did not have time to think about why the penalty did not go in, and chased towards the ball landing point.

Zhang Zhetian did not pursue the attack, Rao is a good body built by his martial arts since he was a child, and he was also hit by Ronaldo's powerful shot in the chest with a faint pain, so he needs to take advantage of this short gap to relieve, while staring at the ball with his eyes, while choosing the most suitable position with his body, ready to meet the opponent's second attack after grabbing the ball.

"Haha, as expected, Cristiano became the first player in Europe to miss a hat-trick from a penalty against Palermo 18 years ago." In the Sky Sports studio, Martin Taylor laughs.

The corners of David Beckham's mouth twitched, and he wished that he was the one who took the penalty on the field.

Although he lost the penalty conjecture, he bet on Ronaldo three times in a row and lost everything, and it was transmitted through the TV broadcast, and the British media who gossiped about the paparazzi didn't know how long they would catch their stinky feet.

Thinking of being complained and ridiculed by the son of the Gunners fans after returning home, and feeling the gloating gaze of others on him, Beckham shook his head with a wry smile, it seems that there will be Arsenal games in the future, and it will be good to support the Chinese goalkeeper who made him ugly.

The ball landed on the right side of the box and Real Madrid and the Gunners scramble for a while before Alvaro Morata fired wide in a scuffle.

It was Real Madrid's last shot of the game, and when the kick reached the feet of Laurent Koscielny, Kaushoi blew the final whistle immediately, and the game ended with a 90-minute battle that ended with a 0-0 draw between the two sides, and Real Madrid successfully qualified for the Champions League semi-finals this season by virtue of the advantage of away goals.

After the whistle blew, some of the Gunners players on the pitch collapsed on the turf, covering their faces with their arms, as if they were sad about the Champions League exit, and captain Koscielny beckoned his teammates to get up: "Get up, hurry up, we are going to the audience to thank the fans who came from afar to cheer for us!" ”

Zhang Zhetian took off his gloves and was about to leave with an expressionless face, when Ronaldo walked over.