Chapter 1205: Poverty returns
"People have never taken off their clothes by themselves, and their mothers helped them undress!" Qing Poor looked at Gu Han with hazy tears and said. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Your mother really spoiled you!" Gu Han sighed and said, unaware of it, in reality, most of the poor baths were also Wen Meiyun or Gu Han helped her undress, and most of the poor pampering was also spoiled by Gu Han.
"You actually asked me to help you undress, didn't you say I was a bad person?" Gu Han sighed and asked curiously.
"You're not a bad person...... you're not," said Qing Poor, tilting his head.
"Why?" Gu Han continued to be puzzled.
"I don't know......" Qing Poor shook his head very seriously.
"Forget it!" Gu Han didn't know what to say, so he directly started to help Qing Poor undress. To be honest, Gu Han still did a very smooth job of undressing, after all, he didn't know how many times he had undressed the little guy Qing Poor in reality.
"Alright, you can take a shower yourself!" Gu Han threw the sleek poverty directly into the bathtub, and was about to turn around and leave...... But before I walked out a few steps, I felt that something was wrong with the situation, how to throw it into the bathtub after being poor and there was no movement, which was completely inconsistent with her lively and lively character on weekdays, eager to turn the sky in the bathtub!
Gu Han hurriedly turned around, looked down at the bathtub, and found that this little guy had actually sunk into the bathtub, and bubbles kept coming out of his nostrils, and the whole person seemed to have fainted.
"Poverty!" Gu Han was shocked when he saw this, jumped directly into the bathtub, hugged Qing Han out, and pressed her left hand on her smooth and cute little belly, and Qing Han's mouth spewed out a large stream of water like a fountain, shooting Gu Han in the face.
"Huh" Qingqi vomited a few blisters, his eyes opened slightly, and it seemed that there was no big problem. This is also fortunate that Gu Han reacted in time, otherwise it is estimated that Qing Poor would have drowned in the bathtub.
"I'm sleepy...... ...... sleeping" The hazy poverty continued to make a small muttering sound, but it made Gu Han half angry. Feelings: This guy was sleepy just now, so why did he ask for a bath? Just lie down in bed and sleep!
"Forget it, I'll take you to bed!" Gu Han hugged Qing Poor, and was about to leave the bathtub and put her on the bed again.
"Don't ...... People still have to take a bath...... Sticky ...... It's uncomfortable to die...... "As a result, Gu Han just got up, Qing Poor began to make noise between half a dream and half a wake, and she had to take this bath, but Qing Poor herself slept in a daze, how could she take a bath by herself in this state.
Helpless, Gu Han could only send the Buddha to the west, took out a towel from the wall, and began to help Qing Poor wash his body.
Fortunately, Qingqi was asleep, and her body had no extra movements, just like a little suckling pig that had plucked out her hair, motionless and let Gu Han wash her body. And Gu Han has nothing to shy away from, from hair to face, from arms to thighs, from palms to soles, from two undeveloped small red beans to snow-white and hairless small steamed buns, it was washed up and down, and it took about half an hour just for time, Gu Han has never given a woman such a serious bath in his life.
"Hug!" After finally washing away the poverty, the little Lori seemed to wake up from her half-dream, and muttered quietly. Faced with the request of his most precious sword girl, Gu Han certainly had no reason to refuse, and naturally hugged Qing Poverty into his arms.
At the same time, feeling the warmth of Guhan's embrace, he naturally murmured from his mouth, "Guhan, I like you so much, will I marry you as a wife?" ”
Little Lori is a little Lori after all, her mind is very simple, others are a little better to her and she has to marry someone else as a wife, how did she forget, her parents were also knocked unconscious by Gu Han, lying on the ground, this is obviously a pervert who broke into her own home, okay.
"Little guy, you are my sword girl, of course you want to be with me forever!" Gu Han knocked on Qing Han's little head and said, but what Gu Han didn't expect was that as he finished saying this, the poor body in his arms instantly turned into a ray of light, and in the blink of an eye, it became Gu Han's extremely familiar poverty sword.
"It's actually a sword!" Holding the familiar Poor Sword in his hand, Gu Han said with some incomprehension, he never gave instructions to Qing Poor to return to the sword from beginning to end, it stands to reason that Qing Poor himself has forgotten the fact that he is a sword girl, why did Qing Poverty suddenly turn back into the Qing Poverty Sword?
"Guhan, Qing Poverty, where is this? Why did poverty become like this? The poor head is so messy! At this time, in Gu Han's mind, he suddenly remembered the voice of poverty, and at the same time, a faint sword mark in the purple mansion in his body became bright in an instant, as if an extinguished star had been lit again, and this dim sword mark was naturally a poor sword mark.
However, the sword marks of the other sword girls in the Guhan Purple Mansion were still dark, like charcoal after ashes.
"Poverty, have all your memories come back? Are all the memories from our first sync and coordination back? Gu Han asked a little nervously.
"What memories come back? It's like I've forgotten! How could Qing Poverty forget Gu Han, this is impossible......" Qing Poverty muttered.
"You little thing!" Gu Han's heart finally let go, and he scolded very comfortably, it seems that under his mistake, the memory of poverty has been completely restored, and he has changed back into his own sword lady Qing Poor Sword.
"Qing Poor, you carefully examine your own body and see if there is anything abnormal!" Gu Han hurriedly said to Qing Poverty, he needed the information of Qing Poor's body to evaluate this illusion.
Soon Qing Poor told Gu Han that everything was normal in her body, but there were a lot of hazy and dim memories in her mind, she only remembered that she seemed to have a pair of parents in this world, but she couldn't remember her memories from the baby to the present. And when Gu Han asked Qing Poor about some specific things in the world, such as what her favorite TV show was on weekdays, Qing Poor couldn't answer at all
"It seems that this is indeed a fantasy land!" Gu Han confirmed again, this time through the memory of Qing Poor. If this world is the real world, then the memory of poverty should not be so vague...... Even if a child's memory is very bad, and many things when he was a child can't remember clearly, it's really impossible to forget things like cartoons that he likes to watch on weekdays.
There is only one explanation for this situation, that is, the world is false, and there is no memory of the past where Qing Poor has lived in it, and at most he can subconsciously deceive Qing Poor that this world is real.
"Gu Han, what are we going to do next?" Qing Poor asked Gu Han curiously.
"We have to find a way to find the Absolute Immortal Sword, and then let the Absolute Immortal Sword recover its consciousness and memory as a sword lady just like you did just now, and at that time, we should be able to leave this illusion!" Gu Han simply stated his goal.
"Then how did we find that Absolute Immortal Sword?" Qing Poor asked again.
"I don't know!" Gu Han spread his hands helplessly, "You and Gu Yun, I can still find out by my appearance, but I haven't seen what the Absolute Immortal Sword looks like, and I don't have any information and photos related to the Absolute Immortal Sword in my hand, even if she is standing in front of me now, I can't recognize her." ”
"What then? So we're going to be trapped in this illusion forever...... But...... But this may be ......" Hearing Gu Han's words, Qing Poor Jian was shocked at first, but her tone gradually changed in the end, and there was no trouble at the beginning, but there seemed to be some happy taste in it.
"What's wrong with you?" Gu Han noticed the change in Qing Poor's tone and asked a little strangely.
"Oh! Qing Poor just thinks it's good to stay in this world, this world is much more interesting than the previous world! Qing Poor said happily.
"It's a pity, it's just an illusion, and if it's an illusion, it will dissipate sooner or later." Gu Han ruthlessly punctured the illusion of poverty, knocked on the blade of the poverty sword and asked, "Qing poverty, do you want to change back into human form, or stay in the scabbard?" ”
"Humanoid! Poverty doesn't stay in the scabbard, this month the poverty stays in the scabbard every day, and I'm about to go crazy! Qing Poor said immediately, and then changed back to Qing Poor in the blink of an eye. In the previous month, because Gu Han became Gu Xuanyuan, the unique Poor Sword that could directly prove Gu Han's identity was obviously able to appear outside, and was directly hidden in the scabbard by Gu Hanxue for a month, almost suffocating this little guy who likes to jump around by nature.
"What to run! Put my clothes on first! Gu Han grabbed the poor man with a small butt exposed, and took out a set of children's underwear and crocodile clothes from his dimensional pocket for Qing Han to put on, and this cute goods Qing Han, who was most familiar with Gu Han, officially announced his return to Gu Han's side.
"By the way, Mom and Dad, what are they going to do?" Gu Han, who also changed into a new set of clothes, came out of the bathroom with the little crocodile Qingpoor in his arms, but Qing Poor found that his cheap parents were still lying on the ground in a coma, and asked Gu Han with some distress.
"Forget it, no matter what they are, they're just an illusion, and when we leave this illusion, everything here is probably gone!" After Gu Han finished speaking lightly, he left her temporary home directly with Qing Poverty.
In fact, according to Gu Han's original idea, killing this couple is the easiest way, but thinking of Qing Poverty, he still calls them Mom and Dad, it is estimated that the subconscious has not fully recovered, and killing them is afraid that killing them will leave a bad memory of Qing Poor, so Gu Han decided to let them live after hesitating for a while.
When Gu Han left for a few hours with Qing Poor in his arms, the sun rose to the empty place, and the couple woke up from the coma, saw the disappeared daughter, and the bathroom with obvious signs of use, the couple first hugged their heads and cried for a while, and then immediately called the police for help.
As a result, in the afternoon of the same day, a "perverted man was lustful, broke into the house and snatched his young daughter, and the parents wanted to cry without tears and grief and wanted to die" began to spread in WeChat's circle of friends and Weibo, but the parents did not have a photo of the cold cold, and could only put a photo of their daughter.
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"Poor, do you have any money on you?" It was almost 6 o'clock in the morning when Gu Han left with Qing Poverty, and there were still few pedestrians on the street at this time, but all kinds of breakfast stalls had already been set up, and Qing Poverty immediately began to shout, clamoring to eat the breakfast on the street.
There is actually a lot of food prepared in Gu Han's dimensional pocket, but those are all real food...... Because of the scarcity of ingredients, the food in reality is actually very monotonous, and there is a world of difference between the level of cooking and cooking before the Great Collapse. As a simple example, the bun fritters that can be seen everywhere before the Great Destruction are a legend that they have never heard of in reality, and if they didn't enter this fantasy world, Gu Han wouldn't know that there was such a thing as bun fritters in this world.
After smelling the fragrance of the breakfast stall on the street, Qing Poor was not even interested in the cold braised pork, so he had to go to the street to eat steamed buns and fritters.
Qing Poor was very noisy, and Gu Han was helpless, so he could only find an early stall to sit down first, ordered a lot of steamed buns, fritters and cold noodles for Qing Poor, and smiled bitterly as Qing Poor, who had exploded his foodie attributes, gobbled it up in front of him.
"Young man! Take care of your sister, the meal is not eaten like this, it is not good for the stomach of a child! "In the blink of an eye, Kung Fu Qingqi has already drunk two bowls of soy milk, eaten twenty fried sticks, and ten meat buns. The owner of the morning shop on the side was stunned, and took the initiative to run over to Gu Han and persuade him.
"It's okay! It's time for children to grow their bodies, so it's not important to eat more! Gu Han dealt vaguely, he couldn't tell this boss that Qing Poverty was not a real human being, but a sword girl waiting for human skin!
"Excuse me, 180 yuan in total!" When Qing Poor finally put down the bowl in his hand with satisfaction, the boss glanced at Qing Poor's little belly in the crocodile suit in horror, and made sure that the belly was not bulging as if she was pregnant, and then ran to settle the bill with Gu Han.
"Hmmm! Look no further! Gu Han directly threw two hundred-dollar bills into the boss's hands.
"Thank you! Thank you! The boss thanked him for his kindness at first, but when he looked down, his face became as ugly as black charcoal, and he grabbed the sleeve of Gu Han, who was about to leave, and said angrily, "Young man, you can't be like this." Even if you want to be a liar, you can get me a decent counterfeit banknote, and I'm going to take out your sister's toy bill and tease people! ”
Seeing the hundred-yuan bill of the six most outstanding emperor-level sword holders in human history, such as the Sword Ancestor and the Heaven Covering Sword Emperor, Gu Han found that he might have overlooked an extremely important issue. Of course, the banknotes of this era cannot be exactly the same as the banknotes of 1000 years later, at least the humans of this era will never print any sword ancestor on the banknote, because the sword ancestor at this time is still an underage child.
"I'm sorry, I went out to pick up the wrong bill, my sister was not sensible and replaced my bill with her own toy banknote, and that's what went wrong. You let me go first, and I'll go home and get the money for you!" Gu Han had an idea, and said calmly to the boss.
It's probably because Gu Han's expression is too calm and normal, and it is very unreasonable to use such an obvious counterfeit banknote, so the boss naturally believes Gu Han's words. But the boss said, "Why are you so troublesome when you go home?" Don't you have WeChat in your phone? WeChat transfer is not enough! ”
"What is WeChat?"
"What is WeChat transfer?" Gu Han pondered these two new terms with some distress, but his face did not show any confusion, but said lightly, "WeChat was left at home by me, and I didn't bring it out." ”
Although I feel that the grammar of the sentence "WeChat was left at home" is a little confused, the boss still naturally made up the brain to leave the mobile phone at home, and said helplessly on his face, "In recent years, I often encounter people who go out without keys, but it is the first time I have met those who go out without a mobile phone." Okay, you go home and get the money, but your sister is going to stay with me for the time being, don't worry, I've been running an early stall here for more than ten years, everyone here knows me, I'm not a bad person! ”
"Hmm!" Gu Han nodded, and in desperation, he was about to return directly to the poor home to see if he could find some money from his family, when a voice suddenly sounded in the ears of Gu Han and the boss, "Don't be so troublesome, I paid for this little sister's meal!" ”
The voice was so familiar that as soon as Gu Han turned around, he saw a smiling girl like a lily appear beside him.
"The starting point!" Gu Han said slightly.