Chapter Ninety-Nine: Xiao Mingshu
Su Weasel and Shallow Death hurriedly went over and helped the little giant up and sat down. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The dazed explorer struggled to shake his head to regain his senses.
He is a typical descendant of the Titans who immigrated to the beautiful country to breed, he is not very old, with a square face, thick eyebrows, a somewhat exaggerated expression, and wears a blue bib pants that are obviously the largest but still look like cropped pants.
If you ignore the giant-like physique, it's like a high school student who is obsessed with learning and can't extricate himself, but after having this figure, it's completely different!
Su Weasel exclaimed: "Ah! Miserable, Mr. Deacon! This player has been knocked so high! I don't think it's a waste of time to participate in this kind of competition - it's important to get to the hospital as soon as possible! - Brother Qianyan, you have good foot strength, hurry up and take him with you and [disappear] together! ”
However, before he could act silently, the little giant's thick voice mixed with the accent of the beautiful country rang out angrily - "You are interfering with the opponent!" It's a foul, a foul! ”
The little giant glared at Su Weasel fiercely, and although his movements were still a little wooden and sluggish, he still smashed the hardwood floor of Xidu's company with a powerful fist.
"I ...... I spent so many bonds to cross the ocean and come to Ironforge just to participate in the selection of the highest-level adventure dream team that can only be found here! …… I...... I don't hit the south wall, I never look back! ”
As he spoke, he was excited to puff up his chest again, and when he was about to hit his head, he finally realized that something was wrong, so he had to half-squat again.
Seeing that he was already sober, the dwarf deacon cleared his throat and said, "Now, this gentleman is Mr. Su, your opponent today - Mr. Xiao Ming!" So here, I want to ask Mr. Su for your opinion, you see, is the game between you arranged before or after your whole body rehabilitation treatment? ”
"What a stupid thing! I don't have any rehab treatment! Don't lie to me! ”
"Oh? ……”
The dwarven deacon's deep-set eyes flashed with doubt, and then he regained his respect and said to Su Weasel: "It seems that Mr. Su should be the first time to participate in the expedition selection, right?" I won't tell you (covering his mouth and laughing) that our little Ming is one of the three strongest rookies in our adventure world! Every game he plays is with the obsession of 'beating people up' when he plays the right position......"
The shallow martyr, a well-informed adventurer, also nodded in agreement at the moment.
Ahhh
The best rookie?
Blowing people up?
Su Weasel let out an angry voice: "Shallow death! How can there be such a terrifying newcomer in your adventure world! It's not cute at all! ”
"Do you mean I'm a cute old man? Didn't make you feel terrible? ”
Qianyan looked dissatisfied, as if he had been hurt by Su Weasel's dignity.
"Yes, yes, puff is angry, and he's also a terrible adventurer, oh stupid brother!"
You two can't do it anymore!
Can you worry a little about my safety in the face of a terrible opponent!
At this time, as if he remembered something, he frowned and said, "Speaking of which, this Xiao Ming is so powerful and fierce, so ......"
In the end, it is still the girls who are more delicate and considerate.
“…… So, who are the other two strongest newcomers? ”
Fall!
With a Hearthstone player's data recorder in her hand, Puff flipped to this year's "Three Strongest Newcomers in the Adventure World" page, where she wanted to record the player's name, class, specialty deck, main card, talent traits, and more.
A "Xiao Ming" has been written in the above column, and it is also remarked that "Xiao Ming can only know his strength after being taught a lesson by his stupid brother"......
It turns out that Puff trusts my strength so much!
But there are still two lines empty, so poofs have this question.
So the shallow mourn also calmed down and helped think: "I remember that there is also a ...... Xiaogang and Xiaohong? ”
"Yes!"
Dwarven Deacon said.
In this way, Su Weasel also has some impressions, in his previous student career, he always can't avoid these enigmatic names, they seem to be role models in the student world, and their every move in daily life is more detailed than that of Confucius recorded in the "Analects", and it has been accurate to the extent that the vegetables bought are a few catties and a few cents and then eaten in a few portions - I can't imagine that now in the adventure world, these three sons can also mix well!
After the shallow death confirmed, he immediately gave Su Weasel a look and reminded Su Weasel - this time, it was really not good!
Su Weasel nodded, meaning to let the shallow death test it again.
Shallow Yan slowly approached, and Xiao Ming, who was squatting, said: "If what you said is true, you are the most famous Xiao Ming among the three people!" I'll test you...... Arithmetic problems with you as the main character......"
"Whatever!"
Xiao Ming's eyes were proud and fearless.
Shallow didn't dare to slack off, and didn't want to say more, so he took out two answer sheets and handed them to Puff.
Puff said, "Please listen to the question!" - During the First Warcraft War, Xiao Ming was hungry, saw the displaced Titans, and saw the bloody hell on earth, so Xiao Ming was very sad, and made some animal meat dumplings to fill his stomach...... Let's say a total of 30 dumplings are made, Xiao Ming eats 1 on the first day, 3 on the second day, and 5 on the third day...... And so on, may I ask...... When will this inhumane war end? ”
Ahh
Su Weasel on the side was a little crazy when he heard it.
That's it! It's such a surreal rotten subject!
It's so bad that I can't adapt to the real life of the university!
However, Xiao Ming is at the peak of exam-oriented education, and he recited such questions like a stream, and he said calmly: "With the leader of the human race, the great lord Tirio Fortin, gathering the heroes in the flash gold and breaking through the dozens of enemy troops, it is a sign of the end of the First Warcraft War!" ”
"The answer is exactly right!"
"Please listen to the question - during the Second Warcraft War, the new leader of mankind, the Great Lord Bertard Vortagen, led the human army to conquer, there was a shortage of water on the road, and the soldiers were thirsty, the Great Lord suddenly came to the front, and pointed to the pool of Xiao Ming's house - the pool of Xiao Ming's house was equipped with a water inlet pipe and an outlet pipe. The empty pool can be filled with water in 30 minutes by opening the inlet pipe alone, and the full pool can be drained in 20 minutes by opening the water pipe alone. If you open the inlet pipe for a few minutes and then open the outlet pipe, you can drain the water in the pool in 10 minutes. May I ask how long it takes Xiao Ming to waste water like this...... Can you learn to swim in it? ”
This time, he was faced with an Olympiad problem in a complex background environment, and although Xiao Ming was stupidly twisting his fingers, he still quickly calculated the result.
"Never learn! The pool can't fit me! ”
"The answer is exactly right!"
"Awesome!" ”
"He'...... It's really Xiao Ming! ””
Two college students who couldn't answer the question and didn't know why, Su Weasel and Puff couldn't help but praise at the same time!
Xiao Ming really enjoyed the performance, full of magic.
"That'...... Xiao Ming...... Do you really have an orange card too? ”
Su Weasel asked even more worriedly.
If you just don't look like you have an orange card, then Xiao Ming doesn't look like a Hearthstone player at all! ――I have to take the college entrance examination!
Xiao Ming raised his head proudly, and suddenly hit the ceiling again, so he whispered again: "Of course there is... ”
That's tricky.
I don't know, which orange card is it?
A lot of orange cards have appeared in questions related to Xiao Ming......
The dwarven deacon said, "If there is no doubt, the game is about to begin!" ”
As soon as he said this, Xiao Ming moved, and draped a dark red robe for warlocks over his suspenders, and the poppy-like evil pattern shadow streamer on it.
"Ahh......h It's actually a pyramid scheme! ”
"Foul! Infiltrate this evil profession! ”
The dwarf deacon said, "No, Mr. Su, Mr. Qian, that's the old set of standards in your own country!" In the worldview and values of our adventurers, not all warlocks have joined MLM organizations......"
"Well, that's what you said! But shouldn't it be a civil war between paladins that is taking place today? It has something to do with the quality of a warlock! ”
Su Weasel continued to question!
The dwarven deacon turned to Xiao Ming: "Ah, about the question of occupation...... This one...... Xiao Ming, he, he has his own way! ”
"What's the solution?"
"My best trick is [abandon the darkness and turn to the light]!"
What the!
Discard the Darkness and Cast the Light, 2 Spells for Warlocks, Epic Spells, after use, replace Hero Skills and Warlock Class Cards with other classes, and reduce the mana cost of these cards by (1) points.
Xiao Ming, is actually a technique of abandoning the darkness and casting the light?
Moreover, so confidently participating in the civil war between paladins who "don't have enough orange cards to make up" - is he already able to freely control the classes he transforms and the orange cards that are exclusive to him?
In Su Weasel's infinite doubts, this duel began!
Xiao Ming clenched his fist and said cruelly with a blank expression: "Your soul and body will be broken~~ grinding!" ”
Damn boy, don't mess around with the lines!
Not to be outdone, Su Weasel roared: "Accept the sanctions of mature and handsome seniors!" ”