Chapter 92: It's been a long time since I've been fighting
However, when I saw that it was more than twelve o'clock in the evening, I might as well go to bed first! After all, I almost failed the course when I didn't go to class last Monday, and in the end, I made a domineering appearance and sold my body, so I passed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info So, teenagers go to bed early! So, Zheng Jian extravagantly took out a return to the city scroll and returned to Zheng's mansion and then went offline.
When he took it off and saw that other people were still struggling, Zheng Jian couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in his heart, seeing that I had been playing games for such a short time, and the scum was still so far behind me, it seems that Brother Jian and I are really talented, hahahaha!
The next morning, the clear mist, so moist and wet smell of earth, kept plopping on my face and burrowing into my nose, who didn't close the window last night, wasn't it cold in winter?
It's eight o'clock in the morning, and it's time to wake up all these lazy worms.
Zheng Jian took a deep breath first, and then yelled, "Get up, get up and pee." ”
As a result, the people in the dormitory had not yet spoken, and the upstairs and downstairs scolded first.
"What a fool! What a howl in the early morning. ”
"It's a fool early in the morning!"
"Neurotic!"
"Grandson, do you have the ability to report your name, see if Lao Tzu beats you to death?"
At first, Zheng Jian listened to it with relish, but when he heard that someone wanted to beat him, Zheng Jian immediately burned.
I haven't fought in a long time, no, I haven't beaten anyone! This kind of door-to-door delivery must not be missed!
"Lao Tzu is Hao Jian of 9757, the grandson will either come up or report his name, and Brother Jian will clean you up?" After Zheng Jian finished shouting, he got dressed as quickly as he could.
"Lao Tzu 8757, you have the ability to come down!" Downstairs continued to yell.
"Yo! Sample, quite rushed, wait for me for two minutes. Zheng Jian shouted loudly below.
After shouting, he said to a few people in the dormitory: "Brothers, are you going to watch the play?" ”
"Look! Do you want to see it? "Fu Pai is obviously also a person who likes to join in the fun.
"Brother Jian, do you want to bring something?" Du Yuan is estimated to be in the habit of pretending to fight, and he also knows how to bring things.
"Brother Jian, isn't everyone upstairs and downstairs okay?" Qin Huachi is still a little scared because he has experienced less battles.
"Ann, Ann. What a big deal. Stand a little farther away and remember to give me a video of your sassy and heroic appearance! Zheng Jian saw that everyone's clothes were almost dressed, so he opened the door and walked out.
Seeing this, the others also hurried out.
In the 8757 dormitory, Lin Gang, who was just shouting, was nicknamed King Kong, a Mongolian, a person who usually wrestled, so he just had such a big breath.
"King Kong, the grandson upstairs is coming down soon, do you want to prepare?"
"Prepare a sprinkle, just ...... our school, except for Long Yu's girl, I haven't met an opponent yet." Originally, he was going to say that he was the first in the whole school to fight, but when he remembered the time he was beaten by Long Yu two months ago, he retracted his words.
Lin Gang got up and put on a pair of shorts and sat on the stool, waiting for Zheng Jian to go down. The buddies in the dormitory also got up and prepared to wait.
Bang bang, knock on the door remembers.
"The kid is here, let's go out to meet him." After speaking, Lin Gang went to open the bedroom door. What caught my eye was a man with wheat-colored skin and a nondescript posture in slippers.
"You just told me to come down?"
"It's me, what's the matter?"
"What's the matter, I'll beat you up!" Before he could finish speaking, Zheng Jian made a move, grabbed Lin Gang's shoulder with lightning speed and lifted it up. Don't look at Lin Gang's fat head and big ears, close to two hundred pounds, but he has been single for eighteen years. Phew, Zheng Jian, who has been practicing martial arts for eighteen years, is still as easy as lifting a chicken in his hands.
Then, just listening to the bang, Lin Gang's head hit the door frame. Before Lin Gang could react to anything, he was knocked unconscious.
Zheng Jian continued to carry Lin Gang, who was already dizzy, to the aisle outside the dormitory, Lin Gang was thrown on the ground and suffered pain, and immediately prepared to struggle. Zheng Jian will give him a chance to take a step over, and kick it in the stomach.
Lin Gang felt that his stomach was trampled by an elephant, and he felt that his intestines were about to be trampled and spewed out of his mouth, so he involuntarily covered his stomach with his hands and lay on the ground wailing.
Zheng Jian walked over slowly at this time, took off a slipper, and then stepped on Lin Gang's chest with his bare feet, and then greeted Lin Gang's face with the slippers he had just taken off.
He also said while pumping: "No, are you going to beat me?" Come on, stand up and hit me! ”
Lin Gang was suddenly dazed, and he had no choice but to cover his face with his stomach hand.
Du Yuan, who was next to him, couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled Zheng Jian over and whispered, "Brother Jian, you stepped on him like this, how did he get up!" ”
"Oh, that's what it looks like! You said it earlier, how do I know you can't get up if you don't say it? So Zheng Jian let go of his stinky feet, but at the same time, he kicked Lin Gang's calf twice at a speed that everyone hadn't reacted to.
"Ah, the leg is broken, broken." Lin Gang shouted like a pig.
"Don't howl, it's just a dislocation. If you make trouble again, Brother Jian will really break your legs. Now you say, who is neurotic? Zheng Jian looked at Lin Gang with a smile on his face, and there was a tendency for him to break his leg if he didn't answer correctly.
"I'm, I'm a psychopath, I'm a big idiot. Big brother, just spare me for a while! Lin Gang is really afraid of this uneasy and fierce person.
"Okay, that's over, next one. Who's calling Spring? Zheng Jian felt a long-lost pleasure returning, so he decided to take advantage of the victory to pursue.
"My name is Haru. I'm a female cat in heat. ”
"The third question. Brother Jian told you to get up and pee, did you pee? ”
"Big brother, am I wrong? Stop torturing me! I just got up to pee because I didn't get up to pee.,Next time I get up, I'm sure to pee first, okay? Lin Gang felt that his whole spirit was about to collapse.
"Alright! Then ask one last question. Just now, Brother Jian hit you in a handsome posture. Zheng Jian is worthy of being a slut, he beat others, and he has to ask if his posture is handsome. One word, I'm convinced.
"It's handsome, it's cool." Lin Gang almost cried out this sentence.
"Haha, I'll just say that Brother Jian who fights in slippers is the most handsome. You see, that's what I've beaten all the people who have said that. It seems that I will have to bring a pair of slippers everywhere I go in the future, otherwise it will not be so handsome in a fight. After Zheng Jian finished speaking, he kicked Lin Gang's calf very calmly, only to hear a click, and the calf that had just been dislocated recovered.
"I'll grass your uncle, dare to sneak attack your grandfather, see how grandpa cleans you up today?" As soon as Lin Gang's leg was good, he immediately got up and prepared to take revenge. He always thought that Zheng Jian had beaten him because of a sneak attack.