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Orc Infantry:

The first day they beat me. It hurts a lot! I didn't have a trick!

The next day they gave me the outfit. Purple and beautiful! I didn't have a trick!

On the third day, they made me an official. Bigger than Illidan! I didn't have a trick!

On the fourth day, they gave me a succubus. I recruited.

On the fifth day, I still want to recruit. Dropped.

A shaman tells a bad joke about a stick.

The rod froze and the fire resistance totem was born.

A dwarf goes to a lumber mill to apply for a job.

Boss: Do you have any work experience?

Gnome: Yes.

Boss: Where did you do it?

Gnomes: OOXX Great Forest.

Boss: I've never heard of it...

Gnome: Now it's called Tanaris.

Two forsaken people who had been hungry for a long time suddenly found the corpse of a Night Elf in the wild.

"Corpses!" A person's eyes lit up and he rushed up, and his mouth squeaked.

A certain B walked unhurriedly.

"Ahhhh A person rolled in pain, "This man was killed by thieves." Fuck, that kid's weapon poisoned!"

A B watched A kick his legs and slowly took out the knife and fork from his bag, "This is the hot one I'm waiting for." ”

On a luxury airship, a knight and a warrior sit facing each other.

At first, the two did not find much common language.

At noon, the sun was scorching, and the warriors felt a little thirsty.

When he saw a goblin waiter, he said, "Miss, can you bring me some water?"

The waiter ignored him.

At this time, the knight spoke: "You dead bastard, bring me some water!"

The waiter immediately gave the knight water.

The soldier was angry, and he couldn't discuss it well, so he scolded her, "You dead bastard, bring me some water!"

The waiter immediately gave the soldier water.

After drinking the water, the warriors felt hungry again.

"Miss, can you have something to eat?"

The waiter ignored him.

The knight shouted again, ", you can get me something to eat!"

The waiter immediately brought over the food.

The warrior was even angrier, and shouted, "Damn, you can get me something to eat!"

The waiter did so.

The two of them were eating fragrantly, and suddenly saw the stewardess bring 2 guards, "That's them!"

Knights and warriors are thrown out of the airship...

When I drop,

The knight said to the warrior, "Hey, will you be invincible?"

Warrior: "No. ”

Knight: "Then you pretend to be a J8!"

Finish.

When the thief saw the hedgehog, he said, "That's called a backstab!"

The thief went to learn to cook, and by the way, learned to debon.

Warrior: "There's a pile of skeletons ahead, mage go and change one!"

The mage added an arcane wisdom to the warrior.

Tirio Fortin: "Race is not honor, kid. ”

"And how do you get the honor, old man?"

"Brush."

Nothing has fallen today except the line.

A warlock said to me, "Although I am a dwarf, there is no shortage of women around me. ”

One day, a dwarf met a dwarf for the first time, and it dawned on him, "Oh, I'm not a dwarf..."

Paragraph one

Background: The entrance to the theater

Promoter: Take a look, take a look, Warcraft movies are the best!!

Tribe: Huh? Warcraft movies? Lok-Tar！ For the Horde!

Alliance 1 (at the same time): Huh? Warcraft Movie! For the glory of the king! ~

Alliance 2 (at the same time): For Lockmodan!

Alliance 3 (at the same time): For the Light!

Alliance 1: Can you please unify the voice? Don't be looked down upon by the tribe on the other side!

Coalition Crowd (at the same time):! Lao Tzu loves elves/dwarves/humans!

Paragraph two

Background: The entrance to the theater

Tribe: For the Tribe!! Hahaha, I finally let the girls of the alliance conceive the children of the tribe!! (Pointing to the pregnant woman next to me!) Wife, let's go to the movies together!

Alliance: Huh! Dear, do you remember Garona from Karazhan? While you are still shouting slogans, the alliance has already taken the lead in putting it into practice! (Cut to the scene of Garona in the movie trailer)

Tribe: Huh! Scold! Dear, then you should know that Garona is a hybrid of draenei and orcs! Union dogs are not barked for nothing, brother, there are many "single dogs" in the alliance! (Wave to the Alliance!) ）

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Tribe: Brother, which one of you are serving?

Alliance: Malygos

Tribe: What a coincidence, brother, I'm also from Malygos! (Agitated, ready to hug in a posture)

Alliance: yes! In the 60s, I was the first person in the alliance PVP, game ID: blue xx (silenced), known as the "alliance three crops of rice"

Tribe: I'm X (silenced)! The person who guarded Lao Tzu's corpse for 2 hours in Arashi turned out to be you!! (Angry ~~)

The two had a friendly exchange outside the theater [subtitles after black screen]

At this time, passers-by shouted: Demacia

The two of them stopped and beat Demacia together

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League: We have Ben Foster from X-Men 3 as Medivan,

Horde: We have Gul'dan

Alliance: We have XXXX playing XXXXXXX

Horde: We have Gul'dan

Alliance: We have XXXX playing XXXXXXX

Horde: We have Gul'dan

Alliance: What the hell is Gul'dan!

Tribe: Wu Yanzu plays Guldan

Alliance: Wait for me to switch sides.

The two of them were angry and cheered at the screen together. Wu Yanzu's husband, wait for me on June 8th.

Tribal girl does nymphomaniac. On June 8th, my husband is waiting for me!

Paragraph five

The cinema was crowded

The mage rubbed the fireball and fought his way out

Narrator: My son is here... Run......

Meng Xin looked at the mage enviously: "Master, how did you rub this big fireball?" ”

(Hey, big brother, what are you doing with this fireball?) ）

The mage calmly said, "Go down and punch down"

(Adapted from Ruo Otaku)

Paragraph six

Passerby A: (smashes the cup in his hand) Very late, forgot to open the ...... Everything is slower than others. The Warcraft movie Lao Tzu can't wait. I'm going to the United States to see! You scum just wait.

Passerby A bought a ticket to the premiere in the United States, and he had a sense of superiority and looked down on Passerby B.

Passerby B: (contemptuously watching him take out 2 domestic movie tickets) Domestic premiere tickets on June 8! 2 days ahead of the United States. Kiss.

Passerby A: (Instantly kneeling down, hugging his thighs) Take me one with your thighs.

Passerby B: Report the measurements

Passerby A: 36D......

Passerby B: Who asked you this.

Passerby A: Double cultivation priest, pretending to be XXX, can hit and warm the bed

Passerby B laughed wildly and hugged Passerby A and left.

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