"CCTV, CCTV, hello audience friends, welcome to tonight's Premier League program, I am the host Brother Qiu. The person sitting on my left www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion is today's guest commentator and my old partner Mr. Zhang Yue. ”

"Hello audience friends, I'm Zhang Yue."

"And the one sitting on my right is Wang Lu, who is the new one who has joined our beautiful woman this season."

"Hi~ Hello everyone, I'm Wang Lu, just call me Lulu by the two seniors~"

"Today the three of us are bringing the opening game of the 2037-2038 English Premier League season, Liverpool's home game against Manchester United. This season's Premier League opener continues a tradition of recent years, with last season's league winners hosting second-placed finishers in the league. Now there is still a period of time before the start of the competition, let's first ask the two guests to talk about their views on this game, Mr. Zhang will come first, right? ”

"Well, it was an interesting game today. The opening game of the league, Liverpool vs. Manchester United, the Reds vs. the Red Devils, the first in the league vs. the second in the league, these are already very interesting gimmicks, but they are not the biggest highlights of today's game. ”

"Oh? So what is the biggest attraction of today's game? ”

"Fans and friends who have been watching the Premier League should know better, with the rise of Liverpool in recent years, the pattern of the Premier League has been somewhat broken. In the previous Premier League, several strong teams have maintained a relatively balanced relationship, everyone has the strength to compete for the championship, and they have all won the championship, among which Chelsea and Manchester City are slightly stronger, and then Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, these old powerhouses, and even Tottenham Hotspur, have also won the championship once, basically the league championship is won by these teams in turn. ”

"Teacher Zhang, you forgot about one team, Leicester City."

"Oh yes, Leicester City was a great miracle. However, they have also won the title once, but their situation is different from Tottenham, and Tottenham now really have the strength to challenge for the title every year. ”

'It's true that Tottenham are now in the top four almost every year, missing out on the title by one or two points on several occasions.

"So, the Premier League has always been relatively balanced, but now this balance has been broken by Liverpool. Liverpool's recent treble has seen them equal United in the total number of league titles, and it can be said that they are challenging Manchester United to regain their position as Premier League dominant. So today's game is not about the game itself, but also about a position, who is the boss of the Premier League. ”

"Mr. Zhang's analysis is so wonderful! Next, we asked Lulu to also talk about how female fans view this game. ”

"Thank you, Brother Qiu. I also agree with Mr. Zhang's analysis just now, but I think we fans should pay attention to the significance of the game outside the stadium while paying attention to the game itself. We all know that Liverpool's chairman, Bang Lin, has turned down the club's offer to keep him and is about to leave Liverpool officially after this game. As a female fan, maybe a little more emotional, I especially hope that Liverpool can bid farewell to Banglin with a win today. ”

"It seems that Lulu is also a fan of Banglin?"

"Of course! Bang Lin is of Chinese descent, strong and handsome, and the sisters of our beauty commentary group are all fans of Bang Lin. ”

"Because of this, we don't dare to broadcast Liverpool's games now, and many male viewers have reacted that the beautiful hosts are too biased."

"Haha! Our commentary on the game itself is still very objective. ”

"Yes. Since Bang Lin is talking about the truth about his departure, there are now rumors outside, and there are different opinions, and there are all kinds of opinions. So let's ask Mr. Zhang again, as far as I know, Mr. Zhang's personal relationship with Bang Lin is very good, I don't know if Mr. Zhang has any exact information to reveal to you about this matter? ”

"Hehe, as far as I know, this is just a personnel change within the Red Leaf International Football Financial Foundation, some fans may not know much about this, the real control of Liverpool is the Red Leaf International Football Financial Foundation, Bang Lin was the executive chairman of the Red Leaf Foundation, and then became the chairman of Liverpool after the Red Leaf Foundation acquired Liverpool. So after he left office this time, Liverpool was still under the management of his Red Leaf Foundation, but not Banglin himself. ”

"It seems that the truth of the matter is relatively simple. Okay, let's go back to the game itself, now that the footage has come back and we saw that most of the Liverpool fans in the stands at Anfield today were wearing shirts with Banglin's name on them, and it seems that the fans are expressing their gratitude to the decorated president in this way,......"

At the same time, in the country, in the room of an upscale health center. The voice of the narrator continued to come from the TV, and on the sofa, a man practicing Beijing paralysis lazily looked away from the TV screen and looked up and down at the female nurse who was making the bed with her back not far away.

"The uniform is too wide, and I don't know how the body is?" Bang Lin thought.

Banglin, who used to be an ordinary fan, dreamed of every fan. Every time you see those pros on TV sprinting, shooting, scoring, stripping and celebrating, you drool (the action is only for women's football) and envy the physicality and quality of those players, oh no, physicality.

Ever since he was tricked into a sports lottery sales center by his friend and friend, Bang Lin has shown extraordinary football lottery analysis and prediction skills, and his life path has changed dramatically. In just a few years, Banglin has become the world's top gambling expert, was hired as the executive chairman of the Red Leaf International Football Finance Foundation, and then by chance, acquired Liverpool Football Club, and worked in the position of club chairman for 8 years, during which he brought the team 5 league titles and 3 UEFA Champions League titles.

Now, Banglin is on vacation.

"It seems that choosing to come to the recuperation center was the right decision." Bang Lin continued to look at the beauty nurse, lazily thinking: "I have no regrets in my football career, right?" ”

"The issue has been filed. Answer: No. A mechanical voice rang out without warning.

Boom! Boom~

Bang Lin, who was weak a second ago, had bounced up from the sofa nimbly at this time, slammed the table in front of him, rushed to the side of the bed in one step, and pulled the care on the side to block in front of him, but his feet slipped and he fell directly on the bed.

……

"Mr. Bang, we are here in a regular recuperation center, we can't do this during working hours...", a soft voice came out of his arms.

"Huh?"

"Hmm..."

"Oh." Bang Lin realized that his posture at this time was very inappropriate, and he reluctantly stood up. With embarrassment on his face, he wanted to explain, but he suddenly said, "What about after work?" ”

"Hmm—" The nurse stood up with a red face, hummed softly, and glanced at Banglin quietly before running out in a hurry.

"What a good figure!" Bang Lin lay on the bed and put on a comfortable position, seriously reminiscing about the beautiful figure of the female nurse, and the previous things had been forgotten by him. "At my age, I really should take good care of it."

"Age collection done. He was 39 years old. In the prime of life. The sound of the machine sounded again.

"Mom! Who's talking?! Banglin bounced again, grabbed a pillow and swung it at the air around him.

"I'm a super ball system."

"Where are you?" Bang Lin was horrified.

"I'm in your head."

"What are you going to do to me?" Bang Lin grew more and more frightened.

"Gather information."

"Gathering information?" Bang Lin was stunned for a moment, and the swinging pillow was slowly lowered.

"Yes."

"Collect information, don't you know how to go online? Why are you coming to me?" Bang Lin was depressed.

"Your understanding and analysis of football is unique and worth looking into."

"No, you come out!" Bang Lin understands that this bullshit system is targeting his own gambling skills.

"Information is being collected... It cannot be discontinued. ”

"Come out quickly, don't think that I can't do anything about you if you're in my head!" Bang Lin intimidated.

"Mobility analysis. Conclusion: You really can't do anything about me. ”

Bang Lin choked.

"Symbolic analysis. Conclusion: Indicates a very speechless state. ”

"Your sister!" Bang Lin burst into foul language, and civilized people also have times when they can't help it.

"Linguistic analysis. Conclusion: I'm not your sister. ”

“...... Can you speak human language? I can't communicate with you normally like this. Banglin felt so tired.

"Switch the way you communicate."

"Can you really switch?" Banglin began to be curious.

"Switching modes..."

Bang Lin learned to be obedient this time and didn't ask again. A few minutes later, the voice sounded again:

"The communication method is switched. Start Human Mode. ”

"Human?"

"Yes, now I can communicate with you in a human way."

"Who are you?"

"Didn't you say that? My name is Super Ball Solving System."

"And where are you from?"

"I am from the future, and I belong to the technology of the future."

"Black technology?"

"You're a hack! Your whole family is hacked! ”

“...... system, please switch the personality as well. ”

"No, I can only imitate your character now."

"Your sister! You're slandering! Is my personality like this? ”

"Yes. Let me reiterate, I'm not your sister. ”

“...... system, you can go. ”

"What are you anxious about? When I'm done gathering information, I'll go. Also, I don't call it a system, I have a name. ”

"What's your name?"

"My name is Future Technology No. 7, you can call me Little Seven."

"Future Tech Seven? Then there is still Future Technology No. 1 to Future Technology No. 6? ”

"Yes, Future Technology No. 1 is my father, Future Technology No. 2 is my mother, Future Technology No. 3 is my eldest brother, and Future Technology No. 4 is my eldest sister..."

"System, you're so naughty, do your parents know?"

"Call me Xiaoqi! Of course my parents know that my core data is inherited from my father and my mother. ”

"System you are a pit! Your whole family is a pit! ”

"It's so rude! Looks like you're not ready to be rewarded. ”

"There's a reward?"

"It's gone."

"Don't! System... Oh no, Little Seventh Brother, I was ignorant just now, don't take it to heart. ”

"Humph! I'm a woman. ”

"I... I was wrong. But please switch to a female voice first. ”

"Hmph~ For the sake of your sincere apology, this girl will meet your request."

“...... Can you talk about the rewards now? ”

"Hmph hum ~ This girl came to copy your information for thousands of years, it should be your honor, but before I came, my parents said that what law of conservation of value should be observed when doing things with you human beings, so I have to compensate you for taking your things, and this compensation method is to choose to give you a reward, you can choose to accept it, or you can choose not to accept it. However, the reward that this girl has chosen for you, you should quickly accept it with gratitude. Our future technology is very kind. ”

"Yes, yes, you are kind! So what reward are you going to give me? ”

"The general reward is to achieve an ideal, I have just searched all your thoughts and memories, and found that you have no ideals, and I despise you. But I find in your memory that you had a regret when you were a teenager that you didn't become a professional footballer, and I can make up for that now. But the value of this reward is far greater than the information you pay, so I will help you do the math, you will also need to pay all the possessions you currently own before you can redeem this reward. Would you like to accept this reward? ”

……