I'm going to go like this, what is this?

Listening to Xiao Ke'er's misinterpretation of his words, Tianjiaozi felt that it was a wolf. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Am I that dirty? Shoot at you little loli?

You know, there is such a delicate beauty in the tent next to me, and I haven't even done it? (I'm talking about Diao Chan.) ）

"Ke'er, don't get me wrong, I really don't want to do anything to you." Tianjiaozi hurriedly explained, otherwise she ran out and talked to Diao Chan, then he would really be finished.

"Hmph, still say no?" Xiao Ke'er snorted coldly, "What are you doing without you looking at my little ass all the time?" ”

"I ...... Didn't look at it. Tianjiaozi glanced at his head and decided not to admit it.

"Okay, uncle, you've learned to talk nonsense with your eyes open, haven't you?" Xiao Keer pointed to Tianjiaozi.

Cut, what does it mean to also learn to speak nonsense with your eyes open? Am I going to be okay? Tianjiaozi slandered in his heart, but he said, "Ke'er, you have to believe the uncle, the uncle really didn't look at you." ”

"Hehe, then tell me what you were looking at just now?" Little Kerr sneered.

"This ......" Tianjiaozi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "I was looking at your skirt just now, don't say, your plaid skirt is so beautiful, when did you buy it?" ”

"Huh...... What about the liar, didn't you buy this dress for me, and you forgot it? Little Kerr's voice grew colder.

"Uh...... Hehe...... Hehe...... "Tianjiaozi was choked, and I almost wanted to slap myself, I'm so fucking stupid to ask you brain-dead questions."

Xiao Keer's skirts were naturally bought by him, and, speaking of which, he only took Xiao Keer to buy clothes once.

Although, that time, I almost covered all the clothes suitable for Xiao Keer in the entire shopping street.

How could I have forgotten such an important thing?

It's good now, I've been caught by Little Kerr.

I really can't explain it.

Jumping into the Yellow River can't be washed.

I don't know if I've been identified by Xiao Keer as a pervert who shot at Little Lori?

Thinking of this, a little demon unconsciously popped out of Tianjiaozi's mind, and the little devil said, "In that case, why don't you just do it and take Ke'er directly?" ”

"Phew, you beast." A kind little angel also ran out, "You can say such a beast, you are worthy of being a demon, and you are also a demon among demons." ”

"Phew, you hypocritical birdman." The little devil said disdainfully, "Anyway, sooner or later, it's going to be eaten, what's wrong with it earlier?" ”

"You, you hateful demon, you are the birdman, your whole family is a birdman, and you are an angel, okay?" The little angel scolded, "Also, what do you mean sooner or later? Such a small Lori, the flower of the motherland, are you embarrassed to destroy it now? Why don't you have to raise it for a year?"

Angels and demons disappeared en masse.

"Aare...... I want to hear something I shouldn't have heard? Thinking of the last words of the little angel, Tianjiaozi is also drunk, raise it for a year? Is there a difference?

Ahem...... In fact, there is a difference.

Wangzi small steamed buns may become xiaolongbao, but not necessarily?

Ha ha...... Evil!!

"Uncle, what are you thinking?" Seeing that Tianjiaozi had been smirking, Xiao Ke'er frowned, the uncle's psychological quality would not be so bad, right? Directly provoked by him like this, stupid?

"Ke'er, are you stupid?"

"Knock ......"

There is no doubt that little Kerr was hit on the head.

"Uncle, how do you know that I said in my heart that you were stupid?" Little Kerr asked as she rubbed the place where she had been beaten.

"Needless to say, uncle knows everything." Tianjiaozi crossed his hands on his hips, looking like a little Keer, come and worship me.

Xiao Ke'er gritted her teeth, she was a ghost in everything, a narcissistic uncle, pretending to be a ghost, isn't it just a blind guess?

Don't say it, she really guessed it, Tianjiaozi guessed blindly.

Obviously, Xiao Keer didn't have the slightest defense, so he didn't admit himself.

However, he was still beaten.

"Uncle, don't you know that it hurts? What if I am made stupid? Little Keer pouted, very dissatisfied.

"It's good to be stupid." Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, "Save yourself from always being smart." ”

"What do you mean by being smart, I'm already smart, okay?" Xiao Ke'er's lips pursed higher, and she was even more dissatisfied in her heart, "Don't wait for you to arrange me like this." ”

"Okay, my little Ke'er is the smartest, right?" Tianjiaozi chose to compromise, otherwise, he might not be able to do what Xiao Keer would do.

"Uncle, I found that your ability to change the subject is really good?" Suddenly, Xiao Ke'er's little eyes rolled, and she said with a smile, "I was taken into the ditch by you unconsciously, just now I was obviously saying that you were going to shoot at my cutest and cutest little Lori, but now it's good, and it's up to me to be smart or not?" ”

"This, is there? Hehe...... "Tianjiaozi whistled at a forty-five degree angle and looked at the sky, but he didn't expect to be discovered by Xiao Keer?" What a failure.

However, of course, he would not admit it, "Kerr, how could it be, how could I change the subject?" ”

"Yes, it can't be, because you must have transferred." Xiao Ke'er said with certainty and certainty, "Okay, uncle, I won't talk to you crookedly, you just say how to give me an explanation?" "You dare not explain to me that I want you to look good.

"Confess? What's the explanation? Tianjiaozi pretended to be confused.

"Needless to say? Of course, it's an explanation that you have crooked thoughts about me, otherwise what else can it be? Little Kerr rolled her eyes.

"Isn't it? This also has to be explained? Tianjiaozi shouted wronged, "I obviously didn't think crookedly, I was really just looking at the skirt......"

"The uncle who cheated on Lori is not a good uncle." Xiao Keer said, "Have you ever thought about me, don't you know that as a woman?" Don't you know that women are sensitive to this? ”

"That, Ke'er, you're not a woman yet, at most a girl." Tianjiaozi smiled.

"Don't laugh or change the subject." Xiao Ke'er suddenly said loudly, startling Tianjiaozi and hissing...... It's different from the usual Kerr~~It's scary~~

"Okay, Kerr, what do you think you want?" Tianjiaozi spread his hands, admitted defeat, and went to the ground, as if to say, come on, if you want to kill, you have to listen to the respect.

"Uncle, what are you doing here?" Xiao Keer didn't know why, and said with a smile, "Could it be that you haven't woken up yet, and you want to sleep again?" ”

"Hehe, Ke'er, you're really joking." Tianjiaozi shook his head, "Didn't I lie down and let you deal with it?" ”