The City of Wind Helm is known as the City of Kings. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info4,000 years ago, the ancestor of the Nords, Sgrammer, led 500 heroes to lead a fleet up the White River to launch a war to conquer Skyrim Province and establish the Nord Empire, which was the capital here. To this day, Sgrammer's heroic deeds and the names of the five hundred heroes are still inscribed on the towering Wall of Honor in Windhelm.

Wind Helmet City is close to the mountains and rivers, the boulder high fort, extremely majestic, across the Baihe River 100 meters long cyan boulder bridge is the only passage to the Wind Helmet City on land, the terrain is dangerous, easy to defend and difficult to attack.

The Stormcloak is the unit of the current Lord of Windhelm, Ulfric, and its recruiting office is located on the bridgehead on the east bank of the White River.

Dai Dameng trotted all the way to the Stormcloak recruiting office at just after eleven o'clock. The time was just right, Dai Dameng was very proud, and he signed up for dinner.

The bridgehead was crowded with people outside, and the conscripts lined up in two long lines, and they couldn't see the end at a glance. The recruits were men and women, old and young, and most of them were yellow-skinned and apparently from poor families.

The people in the city are particular, and they line up for everything, he understands this, Dai Dameng casually chose a team to follow. However, there were so many soldiers that the line climbed slower than a snail, and an hour passed, and the line in front of Dai Dameng could not be seen at a glance. Another hour passed, and the line in front of Dai Dameng still had no end in sight. Lunch time had already passed, and Dai Dameng was so hungry that his stomach was gurgling, but looking at the crowd behind him, he didn't dare to leave the line, so he had to endure hunger and continue to line up. The procession was slow, but time passed quickly, and by the time it was almost dark by the time the line reached Dai Dameng.

"Dai Dameng?" Officers in storm cloaks wore helmets like cans and sat behind long tables. Dai Dameng was two meters tall, standing among the young recruits, one head taller than others, like a big black cow standing in the middle of the flock, extremely conspicuous, and the military inspection officers had already noticed him. The military inspection officer opened Dai Dameng's letter of introduction and was happy. "You want to be a squad leader?" The officer wrote Dai Dameng's name on the register, glanced at him, and asked casually: "I see that you are black and red, you are not a pure Nord, right?" ”

The officer's words hit Dai Dameng's sore spot, he was indeed not a pure Nord, and for this reason he was always scolded by other children as a little bastard when he was a child.

But what does this have to do with being a soldier? Dai Dameng thought to himself: I'm not here to breed, why do you care if I'm pure or not? Although he was not happy, he did not dare to show it. When he was a child, the people in the village always scared him, saying that if he didn't obey, he would be arrested by the soldiers. So the soldier left a huge shadow in his young heart, and he is still very scared to see him in military uniform.

At this time, Dai Dameng didn't dare to breathe, behaved like a baby, and asked carefully: "Can't you?" ”

The military inspector smiled: "It's not impossible, people with special talents can recruit officers directly." He wrote a few times on the parchment, looked up and asked, "What are your specialties?" ”

Dai Dameng was tall, a head taller than the average person, and very strong. He is very confident in his physique, patting his chest and saying, "I am tall and long." ”

"Oh, that's a plus." The military inspector nodded, brushed a few strokes, and then asked, "What other specialties do you have?" ”

Dai Dameng was especially in awe of soldiers since he was a child, and when he was nodding affirmatively from the officer, he thought it was a great honor, and his confidence couldn't help but swell a little, and he said loudly: "I have long arms and legs." ”

As soon as he said this, the officer heard it, and this man's intelligence didn't seem to be very high. "Hmm......" The officer frowned slightly, shook his head and said, "Didn't I say this, do you have other specialties?" ”

Dai Dameng really has one, but that is personal privacy. Listening to the officer's tone just now, he seemed unhappy, he hesitated, didn't know whether to say it or not, and said hesitantly: "There is another specialty, I am embarrassed to say it." ”

The inspector had a fiery temper and scolded as soon as he slapped the table, "Grinding and chirping like a woman." If you have any specialty, say it quickly, and if you want to be a team leader, don't hide it! ”

Dai Dameng was so frightened that he hurriedly told the truth: "I Ding Ding is special." ”

Coax...... Everyone around me was laughing like crazy.

The military inspection officer took off his mask and wiped his tears, then threw a piece of paper to Dai Dameng and said: "Your specialty does not meet the requirements for direct recruitment of officers, this is your registration card, go to the recruit camp to report." ”

Dai Dameng blushed, Ding Ding Da is really a shame! I envy those who are small enough to be officers. He picked up the registration card, the recruits are recruits, he doesn't care about these, but there is one question he must ask clearly, "Are recruits eight dishes and one soup?" ”

The military inspection officers were all happy, and scolded with a smile: "It's eight dishes and one soup, let's get out." ”

With his registration card in hand, Dai Dameng came to the new barracks on the bank of the White River and joined the 250th squad. There were already four tall and thin young men waiting there, all of them were recruits who had signed up today, and on the first day, there was no training, just shouting slogans.

"Long live Talos!"

"Long live Uffric!"

"Long live the Storm Cloak!"

"Down with the Rotten Empire!"

"Somo invaders, get out of the sky!"

After shouting a few slogans, it was time to eat, and all the recruits came to the playground, and sat at a small long table of six people, but Dai Dameng's table only sat five people, because he was very burly, and he took up two people's space, and four thin young men of the same squad sat at the same table with him. After everyone was seated, the first dish came quickly, a plate of vegetarian dishes, baked potatoes. Dai Dameng waited in line for a day hungry, and he was already so hungry that he grabbed two potatoes, patted the ashes and ate them. The four skinny monkeys at the same table kept swallowing saliva, but no one stretched out their hands, and Dai Dameng beckoned them and said, "Eat, it's not delicious when it's cold." ”

"No hurry, no hurry." One of the skinny monkeys said, "Four meat and four vegetarian dishes, it's not too late to eat the barbecue later." ”

"That's it." Another skinny monkey said, "Baked potatoes take up too much space, so I keep my stomach for the barbecue." ”

Clever! Dai Dameng couldn't help but give them a thumbs up, thinking: It's better if they don't eat them, these potatoes are mine.

Papapa, and then three more vegetarian dishes came up, and the four skinny monkeys gurgled in their stomachs, but still no one stretched out their hands.

"Four vegetarian dishes." They counted, "Next is the barbecue." They also advised Dai Dameng: "Eat less, wait for the barbecue to come up, you will be dumbfounded if you can't eat it." ”

Hmph, Dai Dameng is happy, how do you know how good I am, these vegetarian dishes are not enough for me to eat half full, and when you see my ability to eat barbecue, you will be dumbfounded. These four people are also kind, after all, they are all comrades-in-arms, Dai Dameng smiled at them, lowered his head and continued to eat wildly.

After a while, a large portion of vegetable soup came up, and the little brother who served the dishes saw the four clean plates on the table, scratched his head vigorously, and said as he walked: "Strange, did I forget to serve the food?" ”

The four skinny monkeys finally made a move, each filled a bowl of soup, and said, "Eat and drink soup first." ”

"To eat barbecue, drink soup first, lubricate the intestines, and it is easy to absorb."

Wow, that makes sense! Dai Dameng couldn't help but stretch out his thumb to give them another compliment, and he also served a bowl himself. The five of them took a sip of soup and looked at the direction where the little brother came from. After a while, the serving brother appeared, holding a large plate of long bread in his hand. "That's not right." A thin monkey said, "It is said that the long bread is served last, but did you change the order of serving today?" ”

Dai Dameng was wondering what to do, when an officer walked into the crowd and said loudly: "Due to the blockade of the Imperial Army, the supply of fresh meat in Wind Helmet City is insufficient, and the barbecue has been temporarily cancelled. But don't worry, long bread and vegetable soup are enough. ”

The four skinny monkeys at the same table were dumbfounded! Dai Dameng was also dumbfounded! All the recruits were dumbfounded!

"Give us back the barbecue!" The enraged recruits surrounded the officer, grabbed him by the collar, and wanted to roast him.

The officer shouted: "Brothers, calm down! Listen to me, it's all the blame on the rotten empire. Only by bringing down the empire will we have barbecue to eat. Down with the empire, give me back the barbecue! ”

"Down with the Empire, give me back the barbecue!" The officers succeeded in turning their hatred to the Empire, and the cries of angry recruits grew louder and louder.

Especially the four thin monkeys at the same table as Dai Dameng, gritted their teeth and stamped their feet and beat their chests.

Eight dishes and one soup have become four dishes and one soup, what kind of soldier can you be if you don't have barbecue, Dai Dameng lifted the table and ran back to Heilonglin overnight.