"Okay, okay, stop quibbling, what kind of person are you, can the uncle still know?" Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, "I'm going to make breakfast, if you're in a hurry, go talk to Chan'er." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Hmph, Uncle Stink." Looking at Tianjiaozi's back as he walked away, Xiao Ke'er grimaced and stuck out his tongue......

Tianjiaozi turned his head, Xiao Ke'er quickly put away his expression, smiled slightly, and seemed to have done nothing.

"Hehe......" Tianjiaozi said hehe, the little girl's face changed quite quickly.

……

Half an hour later, a pot of fragrant green vegetable and beef porridge came out of the pot.

Tianjiaozi took two small bowls and walked towards Diao Chan's tent.

"Sister Diao Chan, did it hurt at that time?"

"Sister Diao Chan, was it comfortable at that time?"

"Sister Diao Chan, will the uncle last?"

"Sister Diao Chan, uncle, can't you beat that?"

As soon as I entered the tent, I heard Xiao Keer's words that were inappropriate for children, Tianjiaozi was full of black lines, your sister, what are you talking about?

Little Kerr, do you have the self-esteem to be a little Lori?

Do you dare to ask those words?

"Ahh After discovering Tianjiaozi, Xiao Ke'er was startled, and said righteously, "Uncle, you can't do this, we two girls are chatting, and you actually came in without knocking on the door?" That's not like a word, right? ”

"Knock on the door?" Tianjiaozi, hehe, this is a tent, okay? Knock the hell?

"Well, can you shout without knocking on the door?" seems to have discovered his own language disease, and Xiao Keer is the Tao again.

"Shout? I'm sick, I'm still screaming? Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, "I still shouted when I entered my house?" ”

"Hmph, even if it's your own home, aren't you still here?" Xiao Keer said unforgivingly.

"Gotta gotcha, don't talk about it." Tianjiaozi interrupted, "I haven't questioned you about the questions you just asked, so you might as well talk about me first?" Do you think that if you put yourself on the victim's terms, I will forgive you for those foul words just now? ”

"Uncle, what foul language? Your mind is too dirty, isn't it? Little Keer pursed her lips, "I'm all talking in the normal boudoir, okay?" ”

"Still a normal boudoir talk?" Tianjiaozi sighed, "Those who use those words as boudoir secrets are all old drivers." ”

"Alright, don't argue." Diao Chan interrupted, "Husband, I'm hungry. ”

"Okay, I'll feed you." Tianjiaozi sat down next to Diao Chan, handed one of the bowls of porridge to Xiao Ke'er, and said, "This is yours." ”

Then, feed the sable cicada porridge by himself.

"Uncle, I want you to feed me too." Little Kerr said willfully.

"Don't make a fuss, I'll feed you next time." Tianjiaozi said.

"Humph!" Xiao Ke'er snorted coldly, left the tent, and didn't take the porridge with him.

"Look, did you make Kerr angry again?" Diao Chan said, "Sometimes, looking at your appearance, you really look like you are happy and unhappy, and you are noisy when you have nothing to do." ”

"Okay, leave her alone, drink the porridge first." Tianjiaozi said with concern, "This is a nutritious porridge made by me with seventy-seven and forty-nine kinds of ingredients, and I guarantee that one bowl will make you rejuvenate." ”

"Huh...... Sounds fake. Diao Chan smiled, opened his mouth, took a sip, the taste was okay, and it was warm in his stomach, and there seemed to be a warm current flowing in his body, healing......

Medicinal Porridge??

Indeed, a big supplement!

In fact, it is indeed fake, Tianjiaozi's words are exaggerated, and there are no seventy-seven or forty-nine ingredients at all.

Well, maybe not even nine.

The reason why it worked wonders was because he put a Ten Perfection Tonic Pill into it.

The efficacy of the drug is very good.

"Here, have a drink." Tianjiaozi carefully scooped a spoonful, blew it on the side of his mouth, and handed it to Diao Chan's mouth after it was cold.

This scene fell in Diao Chan's eyes, full of love.

"Hmm......" Diao Chan nodded, opened his small mouth, and drank slowly.

……

Outside the tent!

Xiao Ke'er stomped the little dragon below with his feet in an atmospheric manner, and seemed to regard it as a proud child, "Stinky uncle, bad uncle, I forgot my mother when I had a wife, uh, no, I forgot Ke'er, it's unforgivable." ”

"Sister Diao Chan, isn't her breasts a little bigger than mine? What's the big deal? I'm still young, and I'm definitely older than Sister Diao Chan in a few years. ”

"Hmph, you dare to ignore me now, I won't touch you when the time comes, I'll be angry with you, and I'll kill you ......"

"Ke'er, what's wrong? Big brother you off? The fat man saw that Xiao Ke'er was angry here, and asked kindly.

"What's the matter with you? Dead fatty. Xiao Ke'er glared at the fat man fiercely.

The fat man is innocent, "Who am I messing with?" What a disaster. ”

I obviously wanted to comfort people, but I was scolded.

Alas...... I will never be a good person again.

Shaking his head, the fat man left, maybe to find a corner to draw circles, right?

"Fat man, are you okay?" The thin man saw the fat man's lost look and also came up to comfort him.

"Nothing? Do you look like I'm fine? The fat man scolded his head and face, and sprinkled all the anger he received on Xiao Ke'er's body on the thin man.

Thin people are more innocent.

Who am I messing with?

Xiao Keer was angry with Tianjiaozi and sprinkled his anger on the fat man.

The fat man was angry with Xiao Ke'er and killed the thin man.

Skinny on fat and skinny, angry...... I'll go, there's no one behind him???

No, what about the little dragons?

The thin man glanced at the behemoth at his feet......

After thinking about it, I still forget it.

He didn't have enough food for the little dragon.

…………

Back in the tent!

Diao Chan has finished eating the beef porridge and rests on the bed.

Tianjiaozi stood aside and told stories.

It is said that 500 years ago, there was a spirit stone that turned into a monkey......

"Wait, why did the stone turn into a monkey? Who is the monkey's father? Diao Chan asked curiously.

"Well, this, although I don't know very well, but I know that its father must be a ruthless person who dares to even stone." Tianjiaozi said affirmatively.

And then move on......

After the monkey learned his skills, he called himself the Monkey King, which aroused the dissatisfaction of the heavenly court and sent a large army to encircle and suppress it, but was wiped out.

The monkey angrily rebuked the heavenly court, hit the upper realm, and made trouble in the heavenly palace......

"Okay, okay, I won't listen to it if it's not good, you can change the story......" Diao Chan interrupted, "It's not interesting to talk about monkeys all the time." ”

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll say something else, say something else." Tianjiaozi cautiously reassured that the girl who had just broken her body was like this, she liked to make trouble unreasonably.

"Well, to talk about...... Tell a love story. Diao Chan thought about it and gave Tianjiaozi a title.