Chapter 37: A slap in the face
After the selection of the heroes of both sides, after the system countdown in the room is over, you will enter the game reading bar interface. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The lineups of the blue and purple sides were clearly presented in front of all the sailors and viewers at a glance.
The blue side is the fan team of Rainy Night, the top laner Ruiwen, the mid laner Sindra, the jungler blind monk, the ADC policewoman plus the auxiliary Nami.
The purple side is me and a few old Jiang Hong fans, the top single stone man, the middle single clockwork, the wild poodle, the adc wheel mom plus the auxiliary Morgana.
Rainy Night looked at the lineup of the Purple Legion opposite, and then his eyes fell on the hero image of the wild poodle, and he smiled mockingly
"Poodle Jungler?"
"I really don't know how thick the sky is, and I still want to use the jungler to bring the rhythm!"
"Did you bring it with you?"
As soon as I entered the game, I was sarcastically ridiculed.,But after a while, I'll let you know what a **** is called with a knot.ć
"You play well in this game, and blow up the poodle on the other side."
The jungler blind monk smiled confidently and replied
"Rainy night, don't worry, I can't make him cry in this game."
Compared with the blind monk, the hero of the poodle can only be ranked to a second-tier level among the current jungler heroes at most, and this blind monk player also has enough confidence in his own strength, his blind man, it is not a problem to beat a poodle at all!
Rainy Night nodded in satisfaction.
Our teammates on our side were not so reserved and talked about their parents.
"Dude, who are you from Hong'er! Why do you want to help Hong'er win fame! ā
"Ahem, do you need to say it?"
I said with a happy face.
"Aren't we out of fun, then?"
The stone man said.
"I'm rubbing! Just the idea that you are still red when you rub your face! ā
Mother Wheel sneered.
"We have to fight hard and help Hong'er take revenge!"
"Fierce and unlucky!!! On the other side, there are three kings and two masters!! Jungler brother, do you think we can win? ā
I shook my fist confidently.
"Rest assured, everyone!"
"In this game, I'll show you the of that rainy night team!"
Everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing
"Hey, hey, wouldn't that be vulgar? It's a bit excessive. ā
"Excessive?"
I shook my head:
"Not too much at all!"
As the words fell, my gaze also fell on the picture of the blue adc policewoman, and my gaze became extremely serious and sharp in an instant
can condone fans and sailors to do that kind of thing, and he still cares so unconcerned and arrogant......
This kind of person, no matter how to teach a lesson, it is not too much at all!
What's more, a poor man who still wants me to cut his land and pay compensation is simply unforgivable.
"You............ What is your name! ā
Jiang Hong, who was beside him, asked violently, catching me off guard
I exclaimed
"Wang Fei!!"
"Wang Fei? What a domineering name! ā
Maybe Hong'er's heart will be planted by someone from this moment on.
"Welcome to the Summoner's Rift."
The soft and melodious prompt sound of the female voice of the system sounded, and the heroes of the blue and purple sides also appeared in their respective base springs.
The game has officially begun.
A large barrage has also been brushed up in my live broadcast room, mainly those trolls from the live broadcast room on a rainy night, who ridiculed and belittled me as soon as they came up
"Wild poodles? Sit back and wait for the poodle to be beaten to death~"
"The blind man obviously beats the poodle!"
"What rank is this poodle? How many minutes will the old blind man of the master group be hanged and beaten? ā
"Tsk, I thought I could carry a jungler, where did I get my confidence?"
All kinds of brutal and unreasonable brainless ridicule barrage continue to brush out.
And those old fans and sailors on Hong'er's side, as well as new fans, couldn't stand it anymore, and retorted:
"You know the outcome before the fight starts?"
"Keep your mouth clean, okay? Can't watch the game first? ā
"A bunch of trolls, don't cry when you get slapped in the face later."
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In this way, the two armies have not yet started a war, and an unprecedented barrage is being staged
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At the beginning of the game, my Jungle Poodle started with the big toad monster, and with the help of my teammates in the lower lane, I quickly killed the toad and successfully advanced to level 2.
Then, without even thinking about it, I controlled my poodle, Rengar, and hurried in the direction of the river.
Well?
The fans and trolls in the live broadcast room were all stunned for a moment.
Don't poodles hit the blue buff?
The next moment, everyone's eyes widened, as they seemed to have discovered the poodle's intentions.
This is to invade the blue wild area on the opposite side, and directly take the initiative to catch the blind!!
The fans and sailors in the live broadcast room were excited, hastily, this wave is so just, level 2 directly invades the wild area to arrest people!
Those trolls were a little nervous, but thinking that their blind man was a master of the master group, they calmed down again, and continued to taunt with the barrage:
"Level 2 to catch the blind?"
"Poodle is thinking too much, right?"
"It's hilarious."
But I didn't bother with the barrage at all, at this time I had already controlled my jungle poodle to quickly cross the river to the fork in front of the F4 jungle on the blue side, and then crouched into the grass above the rock wall of the red buff jungle, all the way down the wall.
Level 2 poodle wild area catches people, this routine is very easy to use, because I judge that the blind man on the opposite side will be red open, so no matter whether the blind person on the other side hits the red buff first or takes the stone man, it is too late to leave the lower half of the wild area at this point in time.
In other words, there is a good chance that his poodle will catch the target.
If the blind monk takes the red buff first, he can directly grab the middle lane, and he can also squat directly to the target; If the blind monk takes the stone man and then fights the red buff monster, then ...... It's even more convenient.
The purple wild poodle in the game screen silently circles all the way down the wall of the red buff jungle.
Dig into the grass below.
Take a step forward.
The vision of the grass was instantly lit up, and at the same moment, Lin Feng also saw the blue blind monk on the opposite side who had just started to fight red buff wild monsters.
"Caught!"
Jiang Hongmm, who was sitting next to me, couldn't help but cry out in surprise.
In the live broadcast room, Jiang Hong's fans and sailors also exclaimed in surprise, and those troll players were in a mood and sank-
In this wave, the blind man seems to be black!
The blue jungler blind monk player is also more cautious, and after hitting the red buff monster twice, he wants to pull the wild monster into the grass, but when he enters the grass, he is suddenly horrified to find that the jungle has squatted on the opposite side in advance I don't know when it has been squatted in advance!
I didn't give my opponent a chance to react at all, just a draw A followed by a Q skill full of brutality in advance, and then a draw A.
Collect nearly one-third of the blind man's HP in an instant!
The Blind Monk player immediately handed over the [Flash] and fled in panic.
I easily used the grass to trigger the passive skill effect of the poodle, and I didn't need to hand over the summoner's skill at all, and I controlled the poodle to pounce on the blind monk again towards the target!
Another flat A, followed by the E skill "Lasso Strike" deceleration control.
The blind monk player slapped the floor with his backhand and opened an e-skill in an attempt to slow down and control the poodle and buy himself a chance to escape, but to no avail.
Level 2 poodles, and in a place like the wild area, where there is grass everywhere, their combat effectiveness and chasing ability are really strong.
A few seconds later, a kill chime from a female voice echoed through the Summoner's Canyon:
"Firstblood! āāā
The blind monk's dead body fell to the cold ground of the wild area.
Those Jiang Hong's fans and sailors in the live broadcast room instantly cheered and boiled when they saw it, and the barrage of celebration suddenly blew up the entire live broadcast screen!
And the trolls were stunned.
Going down the road, the policewoman who controlled the wheel was also stunned on a rainy night with her wheeled mother, and the face on her pretty face became ugly for a moment:
"What the hell!?"
Her master rank jungler blind monk sailor......
Killed by a poodle with a single blood!?
The blind monk player himself was extremely embarrassed, he didn't expect this kind of thing at all, and he regretted that he wanted to die, damn it, how could that poodle invade his wild area at such a time!!
At this time, I had unambiguously controlled my poodle and retreated directly from the opponent's jungle.
As I manipulated the poodle back, I glanced at the barrage, then at the camera, grinning rather happily
"Oh, what about those barrages just now?"
"Why don't you speak?"
The tone is rather understatement, as if nothing happened.
But it was like a slap in the face, directly in the face of all the troll players.
Syllable! āā
Crisp and loud!!
"Oh, what about those barrages just now?"
"Why don't you speak?"
My two words of understatement, as if nothing had happened, were like a resounding slap in the face of all the trolls.
Jiang Hong's eyes suddenly became rosy
And in the live broadcast room, those Jiang Hong's fans and sailors only felt that their hearts were full of joy and heartiness!
Grass!
It's so relieving!!
Tsk, don't say anything about taking a blood to prove your strength, just say a word so energetically!
That's right, didn't you trolls squirt very vigorously just now, what did you just say?
A blind man hangs a poodle?
Level 2 Catching People Funny?
Is it still funny or not? Who the hell is ****? Why not b now, huh!?
Go on b!
The trolls in the live broadcast room only felt a hot pain on their faces, but they soon became angry, completely angered by my attitude, and a barrage began to swipe the screen frantically:
"**** thing, it's amazing to take a blood??"
"Trash, arrogant?"
"Wait until you win and then be arrogant, ok?"
"Take a blood and use it as a treasure, I've never seen such a **** idiot."
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For these trolls' annoyed barrage remarks, I simply and selectively ignored them.