"Alas! Alas! Alas! Fat man, glasses, I just saw that guy with the goddess Xinya. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" A tall and thin young man in the team who looked very energetic pushed the companion next to him and pointed to Feng Xiaoyu.

"How is it possible, how can my goddess be with such a ** silk, Lao Gao, you must have seen it wrong" A fat man with a Maitreya Buddha-style smiling face retorted excitedly, of course, he didn't know that expression and thought he was happy.

"That's right! Yes! How could the goddess be with this kind of ** silk. ”

"It's just, you must be dazzled."

Several people next to him also echoed it, not believing that the goddess in their minds would not be with a guy like Feng Xiaoyu.

The tall and thin young man was a little excited when he saw that everyone didn't believe him, he pointed to Tong Ran in the distance and said, "How could the Tong Queen come out to greet him in person, who else has this qualification besides the goddess Xinya." ”

Everyone looked in the direction pointed by the tall and thin young man, and sure enough, they were standing in the distance, looking in the direction of Feng Xiaoyu at this time.

"This~"

The crowd hesitated.

"This must be a coincidence, Queen Tong must have something waiting for someone, you see she is answering the phone, yes, it must be like this, you must be wrong." The smiling fat man still didn't believe the words of the young man and denied it.

The others nodded their heads as well, all of them refusing to believe it was real.

"Okay, don't make any noise, the man isn't coming, just ask him when the time comes." This was another companion with glasses on the tall and thin young man, who persuaded in a steady voice of absolute sanity, only to see that the black-rimmed glasses on his slightly thin face, which were thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle, were so conspicuous that they covered most of his face, making it impossible to see what the expression on his face looked like at all.

The young man with the high smiling face and the fat man with the smiling face felt that the words of the young man with the eyes made sense, so they stopped arguing and began to wait for Feng Xiaoyu's arrival, while the others were also watching.

In other words, Xiao Yu heard the argument here clearly, and he understood that it was related to the little fart worm after a little thought, but not only did he not retreat, but he also walked towards the crowd generously.

"Hey, hello brothers! What are you doing here? ”

When he got closer, Feng Xiaoyu ignored everyone's scrutinizing gaze and greeted everyone and asked.

However, no one answered his question directly, only to see the smiling fat man step forward and ask rhetorically: "Hey, who is the woman who went in just now, why did Queen Tong come to pick you up?" ”

"Isn't it the goddess of Xinya?" The master young man next to him answered.

"Oh, you said fat girl!" Feng Xiaoyu scratched her head and said with a simple smile: "That's my cousin, she is a housegirl who doesn't like to go out all day long, the family doesn't listen to what she says, I don't know how to go out today, saying that she has overcome a problem that has been plaguing the Eternal Group, so Queen Tong found her and asked her to come to the Eternal Headquarters, she didn't know the way, and she was motion sick, so she had to pull me over, this hot day." Saying that, Feng Xiaoyu also pretended to be very hot, and fanned the wind with his hands irritably, acting well, and even really forced out a few drops of sweat, and when everyone's appetite was satisfied, he continued: "Then I came here on foot with my cousin, I didn't expect it to be the Tong Queen who came to her, so excited, I am the first time I have seen the Tong Queen, and it is more beautiful than on TV!" After speaking, Feng Xiaoyu also showed a drooling look.

"Lao Gao, you see me and say that it is definitely not a goddess of Xinya, how can a goddess be with this kind of **silk!" The smiling fat man said happily to the young man, his eyes that were already squinted were squeezed into two thin slits because of happiness at this time, he didn't care at all that Feng Xiaoyu as a party was behind him, and Feng Xiaoyu didn't care, isn't his current appearance just a ** silk.

The tall and thin young man was not happy, he walked over and grabbed Feng Xiaoyu's shoulder and said excitedly: "No, it's obviously the goddess of Xinya, I have seen her face." ”

Feng Xiaoyu inadvertently broke free from the shackles of the young man, took a step back and said with a smile: "This brother, it's not to blame you for being mistaken, a new plastic surgery technique has not been popular on the stick side recently, which can make a person's face look like anything, and then my cousin made one according to the appearance of the goddess of Xinya, and it just so happened that my cousin came to the Eternal Headquarters today, so you will be mistaken." ”

"I see!"

"Yes, there is such a thing, the old king next door who lives next to me went to the stick some time ago to make a handsome guy named Wu Yanzu look like in ancient times, he is handsome, it's exactly the same."

"Well, it seems like that's the case."

Seeing everyone's face suddenly, discussing this matter, Feng Xiaoyu hit the railway while it was hot: "But, you don't know, my cousin's previous appearance was uglier than the legendary Sister Feng, it's scary, not to mention going out, I have to be shocked every time I see it, I think it's a hell, this is not Uncle Zhao, who lived next door to her house, was so scared that he had a heart attack and almost went, and then Uncle Zhao and their family moved away directly, but no one has moved in opposite their house, and since then, my cousin's family is afraid that my cousin will scare others again, so he hasn't let her out, also developed the habit of her otaku. ”

After a pause, Feng Xiaoyu looked around, and saw that everyone had been aroused by his curiosity, he continued: "Originally, I didn't have much intersection with my cousin, and it was none of my business whether she was ugly or not, but who knew that a year ago my parents didn't know what to think, and suddenly said that they were going to move, and they took me away to let me travel, and when I came back, I knew that the new home was opposite my cousin's house, ouch hey scared me at that time, it was nothing, I should see a ghost once a day in the future, But my parents didn't know what to think, and suddenly mentioned to my cousin about the baby kiss when I was a child, and asked me to marry that cousin, ouch, I went and I peed at the time! Speaking of this, Feng Xiaoyu showed an expression of wanting to cry without tears.

When the surrounding people heard this, they collectively shivered, and saw the smiling fat man step forward and pat Feng Xiaoyu's shoulder, and comforted: "Brother, the festival is smooth." ”

The others also looked at Feng Xiaoyu sympathetically, and then the young man in the eyes spoke.

"And what about later? What's going on in the back? ”

Feng Xiaoyu cleaned up her mood and showed a smile that was more ugly than crying and said: "Originally, I didn't agree, my cousin also thought that my cousin was too stumbling, so he asked her to go for plastic surgery, and my cousin heard that I like the goddess Xinya, so she looked like the goddess." ”

"Alas~" Feng Xiaoyu sighed and said: "Originally, I still didn't agree, but I didn't expect that my cousin had always had a crush on me, but I didn't dare to say that I had inferiority, since she had plastic surgery, she stuck to me all day long, I couldn't get rid of how I beat and scolded, and I was obedient, you think, she held the face of the goddess of Xinya all day long, although it was very awkward, but people inevitably couldn't help it, not a month ago I accidentally got drunk, and I ended her ~ I did it, and a few days ago she also told me that she was pregnant, I can only accept this reality now! ”

Speaking of this, Feng Xiaoyu pinched his thigh hard, grinned hard, and squeezed out a crocodile tear.

"Alas, this dude is so pathetic."

"It's okay, although his cousin's face is neat, but at least he looks like a goddess, and I heard him just say that his cousin has overcome a problem that plagues eternity, and it can be regarded as 'talent' and appearance."

"That's what they say, but I just don't know what their children will look like in the future."

"Well, don't think about this question, it's scary to think about."

Everyone looked at Feng Xiaoyu with pity and whispered, but none of their conversations escaped Feng Xiaoyu's ears, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly where no one noticed.

At this time, the young man said with guilt on his face: "I'm sorry, this brother, I didn't expect this to be the case, I didn't mean to expose your pain." ”

"No, it's okay, I'm used to it." Feng Xiaoyu wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and smiled reluctantly: "Anyway, what are you doing on a hot day?" As he spoke, he gestured to the line that was a few blocks away.

"Oh! We're waiting for the first helmet release, don't you know? The young man pointed to an advertisement at the front of the line.

"Oh! What is that creation? Feng Xiaoyu asked with an embarrassed face.

The young man looked at Feng Xiaoyu with the eyes of an alien, and was about to answer, but was preempted by the smiling fat man next to him:

"You don't know Chuangsheng,This is proposed and supervised by the United Nations,Ordered to be developed by the company's virtual reality online game,The company has gone through ten years,Spent countless money,It was finally developed,It's the first virtual reality online game with 100% realism,Today is the day of the open beta of Chuangsheng,I was waiting for it when I was a child.,Now it's finally here.。

The young man in glasses pushed the heavy glasses on the bridge of his nose and added: "It is said that the United Nations ordered the development of this game in order to solve the problem of unemployment and the precarious energy and environmental problems of more and more people, saying that it is to create a second world, many other technology companies have participated in this project, and Eternal Energy has also participated, so the Hangzhou account distribution point is located next to the Eternal headquarters." ”

"Oh~ I see! I've been so busy getting married lately that I've forgotten about it. Feng Xiaoyu pretended to be embarrassed and scratched his head and smiled, but he thought in his heart that this was the case, but he didn't expect that it hadn't come out for ten years, and virtual reality technology had advanced to this point.

The young man stepped forward and hugged Feng Xiaoyu and said: "~" How about brother, do you want to cut in line, I think the brothers behind will not object, you must know that although it is free, the first batch of account helmets is only 100 million, and Hangcheng only has 200,000, which can be described as the number one is hard to find. ”

"That's right! Brother, I was in line here the day before yesterday, and I was at the back of the line, if you want to be together, we won't mind. One of the brothers at the back of the line said, and the others nodded yes.

"I'm still going to forget it, I'm too busy with my recent marriage, so I still have time to play this." Feng Xiaoyu refused with a smile, and suddenly his face changed drastically, and he patted his head and said, "Oops! Finished! Finished! I forgot to tell the child queen that my cousin has a bad fox odor, and she must not be allowed to take off her clothes, otherwise she will smoke to death. As he spoke, he ignored the crowd and trotted towards Tong Ran, leaving a group of people looking at Feng Xiaoyu's back with sympathy, as if to say, "Take care, brother!" “