"Uh, no, Brother Lu, are you sure you really know what the Buddha Sect is? Is it the same as you understand it? It's not the kind of guy with an eagle's beak hood who flies around the wall all day long to assassinate celebrity political enemies! They don't climb to the highest point of the city for a bird's-eye view, they don't follow the crowd to hide their figures, and the most important thing is that they will die if they fall into the grass from a high altitude! ”

Lin Hehe subconsciously thought that Robinson wanted to be a Western monk, after all, his Western face was easy to make people preconceived, and secondly, the image of a Western monk was very similar to a certain assassin with a creed in Lin Hehe's impression, so Lin Hehe subconsciously said these words, even if the big bald head was extremely dazzling. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Brother Lin, don't worry, I'll digest it!" Robinson's hairy face was full of doubts, and he touched his big bald head as if he had an answer.

"Brother Lin, you misunderstood, the Buddhism I am talking about is the kind of Buddha with a nine-character mantra in his mouth, holding a demon pestle, wearing a robe, walking in the world to purify all sentient beings..."

"That's good! That's good! That's not good!! How did you come up with the idea of becoming a monk! Although Robinson established the legitimacy of his beliefs, Lin still had difficulty understanding his choice, so he interrupted him.

"Brother Lin, don't worry, listen to me!" Robinson was clearly dissatisfied, and Lin interrupted his recounting of his dreams.

"Good, good! You say I'll listen! ”

"I will wear a robe, walk the world to purify all sentient beings, the path I walk, the gods and Buddhas bow down, and the three thousand spirits are called ministers! I want to be the only one in this world!! Looking at Robinson's fanatical face, Lin Hehe clearly knew what was going on here, obviously he had entered a cult.

"I said... Big brother, the Buddhism I know really doesn't use this as a doctrine to attract believers..."The first few sentences still sound like human words, and the more Lin Hehe listens to it, the more wrong it becomes, because he doesn't have the impression that the disciples of that sect are aiming to overturn their own beliefs.

"Why, isn't this the case with the Buddha sect?" Robinson scratched his big bald head, and his blue eyes were filled with doubt.

"The three thousand spirits are barely able to say this, after all, there is also an angry King Kong, and Jizo can barely be regarded as suppressing the underworld. But what is the situation of your heavenly gods and Buddhas bowing down, how can anyone overturn their own beliefs!! There was really no way, so Lin Hehe had to give Robinson an attempt to popularize Buddhism.

"Oh yes!! Is that so!!??? First, Robinson's three mood particles rise in ascending tones, and then, obviously, his worldview is shattered.

"Nope! Correct! This! Lin Hehe's doubts here are even stronger.

"Isn't it a strong master to win the ancestor??"

"Strong you uncle!! You have the ability to go to the door of the Buddha Sect and shout 'Shakyamuni, I am your Buddha's mother', and you can see what the demon pestle of the angry-eyed Vajra looks like! Robinson's understanding of faith is no less than eating pig's trotters at the gate of the Green Temple on Eid al-Fitr.

"Hey?? It turns out that what I understood was wrong! At this time, Robinson suddenly realized.

"I'm curious about what the Buddha Sect is in your eyes right now." After calming down, Lin Hehe thought about it carefully, this kind of worldview of entering the store and asking "how to eat pork is the most halal" is quite interesting, driven by curiosity, he asked.

"All the monks of the Buddhist sect have shaved their kind big bald heads, saying that they have cut off the three thousand troubles and are dedicated to cultivating the Mahayana."

"Well, that's right here."

"Buddhist monks should walk in the world, use supreme magic power to purify sentient beings, and subdue demons by the way."

"Well, that's right. Representative figure Fahai. ”

"A demon-slaying pestle in the left hand, and a seven-star sword in the right hand! Step on the seven-colored auspicious clouds, and the treasure wheel behind you! Sweep away all uneven roads, eat meat and drink a lot, and know how to help the weak from time to time! Robinson said with a fire in his eyes, which was clearly in line with his vision for the future.

“... It's reluctant, at most it's nothing to break the rules and precepts, it's nothing, when you're a monk who is a minor in Buddhism, it's reluctant, after all, it's the true self that cultivates the true self, and if you want the true self to be like this, it's nothing. Robinson's description of the image is very serious, and when he landed, Lin Hehe saw a chivalrous man who cultivated Buddhism and Taoism.

"Then wait for every Buddhist monk Dharma Mahayana, step by step to give birth to lotus, the day when the Buddha's light shines..."

"Stand on the ground and become a Buddha and fly to the western sky?"

"Just participate in the world's first martial arts conference! Defeat other Buddha friends with superb Dharma martial arts! ”

“... And then become the world's first Dharma master? ”

Then he broke through the West Heaven with one punch and turned into a dragon, and washed the blood of the gods and Buddhas of the heavens! Stepping on their corpses to achieve their own uniqueness!! The worldview that was finally broken in front of him, gave Robinson such a memory, and Lin Hehe found that he was going back soon.

"Brother Lu! Calm down! It's really touching when you think about it! But! But! You need to know! Today's mainstream Buddhism is not like this! You have to break the rules and precepts, little things! At most, he will be expelled from the sect! If you want to go against their faith or even deny their faith, something big will happen! I wonder if the cultivation realm is going to usher in a battle of faith!! "The so-called ideal is very beautiful, and the reality is very skinny, although Lin Hehe also thinks that the kind of Buddhism that takes the fight against the heavenly realm as its own responsibility is very handsome and domineering, but it is still necessary to look at the facts.

"Hi... Okay! Apparently Robinson was saddened that he could not carry the future of Buddhism on his shoulders.

"And who are we now?"

"Buddha Sect!" Robinson was confused for a moment, then said firmly.

"Didn't I popularize basic knowledge with you?" Lin Hehe was not afraid that Robinson would not hit the south wall and not look back, but he was afraid that he would want to crash through the south wall and splash his own blood.

"Since no one has walked this path, then it is up to me to create this road!" Although Robinson was very happy with the image of the big bald head with a golden hair, he was serious at this time.

"No one has stipulated that the gods and Buddhas of the heavens are born high! The gods of the heavens are kind of Buddha!? ”

"If they were born, I can take their place!"

"If they weren't born, then I'm better able to take their place!"

"Brother Lu! Steady! Steady! This day will not cover your eyes, your heart has not been buried in the ground, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens have a good time to enjoy the incense, and you don't need to let the family disappear, ah. At that moment, Lin Hehe saw three figures from Robinson's back, a peasant with a bamboo spear, a burly clan, and a monkey with an iron rod.

"This is clearly a backbone in the back of the head!!" Lin Hehe trembled his hands and slandered in his heart. (To be continued.) )