If anyone sees the old man with the red nose drinking with Niu Shuai in the office of the Hull City manager, the godfather of the Red Devils Manchester United and one of the greatest managers of all time, Sir Alex Ferguson, will definitely be even more confused. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

No one would associate this Chinese man with the great Sir Alex Ferguson, because no one would have thought of anything related to them.

Ferguson took a sip of the red wine in the glass, put down the glass, raised his right hand and pointed at Niu Shuai, and said with an angry smile: "If I could have known you earlier, Manchester United would not have degenerated into what it is now." ”

Niu Shuai drank all the red wine in the cup, then poured a little more, looked at Ferguson, smiled lightly, and said, "Even if we met early, I won't go." I'm going to go to a team where I can be a godfather like you, but football is not the same now as it was 20 years ago, and it's hard to find. ”

Sighing softly, Niu Shuai leaned back in the chair, squinted his eyes slightly, and seemed to be talking to himself: "Xiao Zhu can play, thanks to your old man and Uncle Wen as witnesses, for the sake of this situation, I will abuse them lightly in the third round." ”

If anyone hears Niu Shuai's words, they will think that he is a madman.

This season, the Red Devils Manchester United, coached by the madman Jose Mourinho, burned more than 100 million pounds in the summer, and after the introduction of several strong reinforcements, the strength is not what it used to be, plus the championship halo of Mourinho and Swedish god Zlatan Ibrahimovic, this Manchester United and Manchester City, also coached by Josep Guardiola, have become the favorites to win the Premier League this season.

In such a strong Manchester United, there are only 15 healthy players, except for Bastian Schweinstein, there is no star in the small team Hull City, Niu Shuai actually said that they will be lightly abused, this is not a madman to say what is it?

But Ferguson looked very serious and serious, and said: "Mourinho's team is still running in, maybe you will have a chance to win, but do you really want to release water to Arsina? ”

"Uncle Wen will be leaving next year." Niu Shuai, who has always given people a calm impression of honor and disgrace, actually had a sad look on his face: "How many black pots did those bastards of Arsenal make Uncle Wen carry and how much pressure did he bear." I would have advised him not to renew his contract, this non-promising garbage team ......"

The text message rang, Niu Shuai glanced at it, and said with a smile: "The congratulatory text message from Arsaina, and, who I want to rent, just ask, haha, Uncle Ferguson, look, look, this is the gap, Uncle Wen is so good, seeing that I am in difficulty here, I will send charcoal in the snow." What about you? ”

As he spoke, he made a disdainful look at Ferguson.

Ferguson shook his head and smiled bitterly: "If Moyes or Van Gaal were still there, I would have a way to bring you people, but you also know Mourinho, I have been retired for many years after all, and now this team, Ryan is gone, and no one listens to me now." ”

"Hey, the last time I went to the AON training base, I actually wanted to talk to Rashford, uh, talk, this kid is a good seedling, I like it very much. But the wooden bird won't let people go, forget it, you and Uncle Wen have done me a big favor, if there is anything you want me to help in the future, I can do my best. Niu Shuai said.

"What did you say?" Ferguson smiled like a child.

Niu Shuai pursed his lips, raised his wine glass, and said, "When does my Niu Shuai stop talking and counting?" ”

Clinked glasses with Niu Shuai, took a sip of red wine, Ferguson said: "Your vision is really good, this Zhu Zeming's body and consciousness are simply not like Chinese people, I see the shadow of Leo and Nemanja in him, over time, you have cultivated a world-class central defender." Although Arsène is better than me in selecting young people, he has been much more cautious in employing people in recent years, and hey, it is also the pressure of grades. ”

"Where, where," Niu Shuai smiled slightly, and said modestly: "No matter what, your second elder is standing at the pinnacle of the coaching world, and I still have a lot to learn from you." ”

Ferguson made a vomiting appearance, then shook his head and said: "Excessive modesty is hypocrisy, cow, I know you won't be here for long, where are you going to go next?" ”

The corners of Niu Shuai's mouth curled, and he said something that made Ferguson almost want to hit him: "You guess." ”

……

"I guess your sister!"

Niu Shuai shouted angrily into the phone.

Eric Eastwood kept the phone away from his ears, then rubbed his ears, put the phone to his ear with a dry laugh, and said: "Boss, don't be angry, don't be angry, we all watched the boss on the spot, your wise command, what kind of defending champion, is a little fox, and he dares to show off his might in front of the boss, boss, you beat them back to their original shape in this battle, and played the momentum of the king of beasts, played the majesty of the boss, and played the ......"

"Don't call Lao Tzu in the future if you don't talk to people!"

"Uh, boss, how much budget do you have, Mitrovic, Van Persie, Torosidis and Vargas are all willing to come, Kanu and Essien are no problem, they can sign at any time."

"Where's the goalkeeper?"

"Well, this, Valencia changed their mind and said that they wanted to keep Alves, if they wanted, 5 million euros. By the way, I heard that Pep Guardiola doesn't like Hart and wants to buy Barcelona's Bravo, what do you think of him? ”

"Do you think he's coming?"

"It should be, I heard that Sunderland's main goalkeeper Mannone was seriously injured and asked to buy Hart, you see, even this perennial relegation bad team is asking for it, boss, your goal is not relegation, you fool, uh no, talk to him, maybe he will come."

"How much does he get paid a week?"

"Well, like £90,000."

"You pay for this? Otherwise, you ask Manchester City to bear his salary, Nima, Lao Tzu has to sign someone else, how can there be money! ”

"Uh, I ...... the money"

"Don't talk nonsense, I noticed that Alves has no chance to play in Valencia at all, what do you say not to let people go, the special thing is money, but Lao Tzu doesn't buy it, only rent it for one season, you contact Valencia surnamed Lin again, for the sake of all Chinese people, rent it to Lao Tzu, play it well, and you can sell it for a high price in the future." The rental fee can be given, and the salary is borne by us. What I need is to be able to play the ball, to be good at my feet, you have to do it for me before the third round of the league, otherwise, I will be broken! ”

“……”

Hanging up the phone, Eastwood looked up at the ceiling at 45 degrees, holding back tears, and kept screaming in his heart: The baby is wronged, the baby is bitter, the baby is not crying!

……

Looking at the list on the paper, behind a series of names, some ticked, some crossed, Niu Shuai frowned slightly, to introduce these people, whether they are on loan or free, these budgets are a little tight, I have to ask Wakang tomorrow, Harry Maguire still has someone else, and he will exchange money early.

Thinking of something again, Niu Shuai raised his eyebrows, maybe, it's good to talk to the woman, maybe he can fool some money out.