Chapter 3 It's a Lustful Cat
Because he suddenly took in Xiaobai, Ling Shuangshuang didn't have anything to use for cats at home, let alone cat nests, Ling Shuangshuang directly threw the cat in the living room, and then ran to the bedroom to sleep.
In the middle of the night, the wild cat was sleeping soundly on the sofa, when he suddenly opened his cat's eyes and stared closely in the direction of the bedroom, and his eyes began to fill with a bright red.
With a "meow", the wild cat suddenly jumped up, and when it jumped into the air, it suddenly disappeared, and when it reappeared, it was already in Ling Shuangshuang's bedroom, and the green smoke was over his knees, and he conjured up a long-haired man in a long robe. This cat is not an ordinary cat, but a cat demon Jiuli with 10,000 years of cultivation.
Jiu Li looked at an illusory ghost figure lying in front of Ling Shuangshuang's body at the moment, his expression remained unchanged, but he just stretched out his hand and nodded, and the figure disappeared into invisibility. After doing this, Jiu Li quickly turned into a wild cat again, but he didn't bother to go out again, so he climbed directly into Ling Shuangshuang's bed, found a comfortable place, and slept over.
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, Ling Shuangshuang was about to be woken up by the alarm clock, his sleepy eyes were hazy, he only felt that his chest was covered with a warmth, and his thoughts returned little by little, Ling Shuangshuang's gaze moved down slightly, and he saw a white velvet paw on his chest, and then there was a nasty cat face.
Ling Shuangshuang twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, why was this wild cat in her bed, and it was still touching her chest! Ling Shuangshuang sat up from the bed suddenly, and Jiu Li, who was lying on Ling Shuangshuang's body, was directly thrown out by Ling Shuangshuang's large movements, but fortunately, Jiuli quickly came to his senses, and when he realized that he was actually in mid-air, he immediately stabilized his center of gravity, landed on the bed steadily, and stared at Ling Shuangshuang.
"You actually touched my breasts, you shameless cat!" Ling Shuangshuang angrily accused.
Jiu Li said with a confused expression, when did he touch her breasts? After he dealt with the ghost yesterday, he only knew that he had climbed into bed, and then found a soft place to sleep. Could it be this stupid woman's breasts?
Jiu Li stretched out one of his claws and put it in front of him, thinking to himself, was this claw touching? Why didn't he feel it? In order to find the feeling, Jiu Li also moved his claw and made a gripping motion, and Ling Shuangshuang, who witnessed all this, exploded his whole brain.
What is this? It's like a hooligan who has insulted a woman from a good family, and when it's over, I have to reminisce about the feeling of holding my chest just now? Ling Shuangshuang felt that the whole person was not good, and he could be an Internet celebrity, Ling Shuangshuang's appearance was not bad, and a pair of D-cup breasts was definitely a nirvana! From childhood to adulthood, there were countless people who pursued Ling Shuangshuang, but Ling Shuangshuang didn't look at any of them, and he was stunned that his feelings were still blank.
But just now, she was insulted by a wild cat, no, she was also molested, Ling Shuangshuang felt that there was a strong urge to kill the cat now.
"You perverted cat, rogue cat, bastard cat, you shameless, mean, dirty, nasty!" Ling Shuangshuang crackled, saying all the curse words she could think of, while shouting, she directly stretched out her hand, dragged Jiuli up, and threw her directly off the bed.
For Jiuli, who has been thrown several times, he has long been accustomed to it, and he landed steadily without suspense at all, looking at the stupid woman who was sitting on the bed and continuing to scold, Jiuli's cat's head, a row of ellipses floated by.
Is it necessary to make such a fuss? Jiu Li rolled his eyes silently.
However, Jiu Li's gaze quickly fell on Ling Shuangshuang's chest, she was wearing a pair of silk pajamas, and the collar on her chest was very large, because of the large movement just now, the spring light on her chest was leaking out at this moment. I have to say that Ling Shuangshuang's chest has no signs of sagging at all, and it is not artificial, as a male animal, after Jiu Li's gaze fell on someone's chest, there was a pause for a few seconds.
It should feel pretty good. Jiuli thought. It's a pity that I didn't feel it when I touched it, otherwise I would try it again next time?
If he knew the wild cat's thoughts now, Ling Shuangshuang would definitely not hesitate to tear Jiuli apart and throw his body into the wild!
Ling Shuangshuang scolded for a long time, and when he was tired of scolding, he stopped, Jiuli just stood there, stunned to see Ling Shuangshuang scolding for more than half an hour, and saw that she finally stopped, stretched a lazy waist, and prepared to go to the living room to sleep for a while.
Jiu Li turned around and was about to jump up and grab the doorknob on the door to open the door, but Ling Shuangshuang suddenly screamed.
"Ahh
Jiu Li would be completely defenseless, frightened by someone's high-pitched bei, directly a spirit, unprepared for a while, his claws did not grasp the doorknob, and he fell directly from mid-air, with his feet facing the sky.
Jiuli: ...... Unable to look at the sky, let him die, why did he choose this woman who is stupider than a pig! Damn, it hurts in the ass!
Where would Ling Shuangshuang take into account Jiu Li's thoughts at this moment, jumped up directly from the bed, and directly pulled out a few clothes from the closet, no matter what color or not, he directly took off his pajamas and prepared to change clothes.
Jiu Li just turned over with difficulty, and as soon as he looked up, he saw an extremely fragrant scene.
Although I don't want to admit it, this stupid woman's figure is really quite predictable. Jiuli just looked at it in a daze, and forgot to look away for a while.
Ling Shuangshuang was getting dressed quickly, but it fell into the eyes of a certain wild cat with a budding spring heart, and it directly turned into a slow-motion playback, with a hint of charm in every action.
It wasn't until Ling Shuangshuang got dressed and ran directly past Jiuli that Jiuli slowly came back to his senses.
, early in the morning is too exciting. Jiuli thought silently, and then he noticed a warmth in his nose, and then a nosebleed slowly flowed down his nose, staining the cat hair on his face.
It must be because it's too hot, it's on fire, yes, that's what it is. A certain cat comforted himself so much that he would never admit that he was attracted by someone's figure.
Ling Shuangshuang sat on the bed and scolded for more than half an hour, and the time suddenly became very nervous, so he directly wiped his face, casually put on a light makeup, and didn't care about eating breakfast, so he grabbed his bag and left.
Jiuli has already dealt with his nosebleed, nonsense, how can such a shameful thing be known by a stupid woman. Now, he was lazily lying on the sofa, watching Ling Shuangshuang hurriedly float past his eyes, and then slammed the door shut.
Jiuli changed his posture and was about to make up for a good sleep, but there was a sudden sound at the door, and then Jiuli saw Ling Shuangshuang go and return, rushed directly to him, picked him up and left, and muttered in his mouth: "You can't put this wild cat at home, otherwise I will tear down my house and find someone to cry to." ”
Jiuli: ......
Although he admits that many cats nowadays like to scratch things, is he an ordinary cat?
Ling Shuangshuang directly took Jiuli to Granny Yun's studio, and said that cats are psychic, and Granny Yun was also thinking about whether to raise a cat in the studio.
Ling Shuangshuang parked the car and ran wildly all the way with Jiuli in his arms.
In fact, Jiuli said that he was faster than a stupid woman if he ran by himself, but now that he was held in Ling Shuangshuang's arms, just rubbing against someone's chest, it was very soft and comfortable, and he enjoyed such a treatment, Jiuli said, just reluctantly let this stupid woman hug it.
When Ling Shuangshuang ran into the studio with the cat in her arms, Granny Yun was sitting in the living room, and the table was full of various talismans.
Granny Yun's studio is not big, a living room, four rooms, with a kitchen and a bathroom, four rooms, one is a changing room for two people, one is dedicated to storing Granny Yun's magic utensils, and the other is an archive room.
"Granny Yun is early. Ling Shuangshuang smiled and greeted Granny Yun.
"Early. Granny Yun also replied, slowly raised her head, and said, "You're a little late today." As he spoke, when his gaze fell on Jiu Li's body, his gaze suddenly froze, and a hint of danger flashed in his eyes.
Jiu Li was in Ling Shuangshuang's arms at the moment, and he was also looking at the strange mother-in-law in front of him with vigilance.
"Very nice cat. Granny Yun suddenly withdrew her gaze, said lightly, lowered her head again, and continued to draw her own talisman.
"Where's the beauty?" Ling Shuangshuang snorted coldly in disdain, directly put Jiuli on the ground, and went to the changing room to change clothes.
Jiu Li stood on the ground, his eyes stayed on Granny Yun's body, this mother-in-law was very strange, yesterday he was also led here by a resentful breath, and met Ling Shuangshuang. Ling Shuangshuang's physique is yin, which will attract a lot of resentful spirits, but when Jiuli met Ling Shuangshuang, he found that the resentful spirit aura on her body was very weak, as if she had been dealt with.
The mother-in-law in front of her is a bit of a Taoist, maybe the resentful spirits around Ling Shuangshuang are the ones she dealt with. It's just that Jiu Li will be injured, and she can't even see her cultivation for a while. He can only be annoyed at the moment, who let himself be injured, he can't even see the level of a mortal, but no matter what, he doesn't know whether he is friend or foe, and he still has to be careful of this mother-in-law in the future. After all, these monster hunters and ghost hunters sometimes have a strong sense of justice, but it doesn't matter if it's good or bad.
"Go back where you came from, this is not your destination. Granny Yun suddenly spoke, but her eyes kept falling on the yellow talisman on the table.
Jiu Li suddenly raised his eyes, and the cat's paw moved forward slightly, lowering his center of gravity, ready to run away at any time. Now he is no match for this Yun Po Po.
"Granny Yun, is there anything you need my help with?" Ling Shuangshuang quickly changed his clothes and came out, which also broke the strange atmosphere of the living room.
Granny Yun laughed, her laughter was a little hoarse and ugly, like the squeak of gears turning, even after listening to it for so long, Ling Shuangshuang still felt a little weird. "It's nothing, you go clean up first. After saying that, Granny Yun got up, bent her waist, and went to the archives.
Ling Shuangshuang had already seen the surprise, but Jiu Li had already raised his mind and was on guard against Granny Yun's sudden behavior. I knew that he should have stayed at home, why did he follow this stupid woman to the studio!