Gao Yuan scoffed: "Are you a police officer or a prosecutor's office?" You say they'll listen to you? ”

Uncle Huang sneered: "Don't listen to me? Then they'll have to ask my fist if I'm going to say yes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"......" Qi Yi listened to all kinds of speechlessness next to him, Nima, said in front of other people's children that he was going to beat his parents, and the level of this old man's bastard is no one.

Drink too much, don't you?

Gao Yuan's face was tense, it looked like he was going to get angry, Qi Yi knew that this stunned usually looked silly and stupid, if he really started the fire, he was a master who dared to play with his life, if he and Uncle Huang had a live PK, then maybe there would be a big deal, Sister Lan is not easy to do business, if she smashes someone's table, who will pay? So he hurriedly became a peacemaker in the middle, grabbed a handful of skewers and stuffed them in Uncle Huang's hand: "Eliminate gas, eat some skewers......"

Then he dragged Gao Yuan and said in a low voice: "The old man has drunk too much, don't be like him!" ”

Gao Yuan looked at it, isn't it, the liquor bottle next to Uncle Huang has already drunk more than half of it, and under the dim light bulb, the old man's face is flushed, and it is estimated that it is almost there. Gao Yuan took a deep breath and didn't say anything, but Uncle Huang was still unrelenting, the old man may not have seen that Gao Yuan's face was not good, he thought that he was thinking about Gao Yuan, this little fat man had to thank himself, so he continued to educate: "I tell you, young man, marriage, it's not that the two of them look at each other and go to bed and it's over, but a major matter between two families or even between families, be cautious, you must be cautious, if there is no suitable one, then simply don't get married, it's good to be alone?" Look at me, uncle, I haven't been married in my life, don't I have a good life? Drink when you want, smoke when you want, and no one cares...... Don't worry, your parents are wrapped up in me, although they are your elders, but they also have to be reasonable, right? ”

Wow, wow, the old man really drank too much, and he couldn't stop talking at all!

After saying Gao Yuan, he began to talk about himself again: "Man, career first, then family, if you don't have a career, you get married, just like me...... Oh, don't look at my uncle's age now, but I was amazing when I was young, I walked from south to north, crushed my legs on the train tracks, got into fights, scolded people, and lived in prison for years...... What's going on? You haven't been in prison, have you? Hey, if you haven't mixed up, you haven't mixed up, that's not a good place......"

Qi Yi continued to be speechless, thinking to himself that it was not a good place, what are you talking about...... Going to prison is also something to brag about?

Uncle Huang continued: "If the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, he won't talk about the past, and now he ...... Heh, now I'm awesome, guess what's I doing now? ”

"I don't know."

"Heh, I know you two boys can't guess, let me tell you, uncle, I'm playing games now, the online game "Divine Fury", have you heard of it? There are many people in the game, I heard that it is hundreds of thousands or millions? Anyway, there are a lot of people, and there is a level ranking in that game, heh...... Saying it scares you to death, there are so many people, uncle, I am the nineteenth, and I can be the nineteenth among millions of people, how about it? Uncle, am I a cow? Oh, this is called doing a line of love, loving a line of fine work, no matter what you do, it is the top few, this is the line...... If you have the ability to do this, why don't you succeed? Successful Men ...... Can there still be a shortage of women? ”

Uncle Huang's chatterbox opened, and he couldn't finish talking.

As he spoke, he got up on one leg and stepped on the stool next to him, and while talking, he also stroked Qi Yi and stuffed him with the strings, with his current appearance, it is okay to say that he is a hero, and it is okay to say that he is an old rascal.

However, when he talked about playing games, Qi Yi and Gao Yuan's expressions were stiff, and they were almost embarrassed.

The nineteenth?

As for such bragging?

Or Qi Yi reacted quickly: "Uncle, are you playing "Divine Fury"? ”

"You two play too?"

"yes!"

"Okay, my righteous and orderly camp level 12 paladin, eternal brilliance, when something happens, you two call me, I'll cover you!"

"Uh...... Yes! ”

The cancer cells of the high and distant embarrassing cancer continue to spread......

But Qi Yi was a little surprised: "Uncle Huang, what did you just say your name?" ”

"Eternal brilliance, what? Is this name hard to remember? ”

"No, no, I just didn't hear it too clearly."

"Then you remember, Eternal Glory, the ranking is now nineteenth, and it will be higher in the future, let me tell you, I thought about it for a long time when I first established the character before I got this name, didn't I play Paladin? The most righteous profession, bathed in holy light, eternal glory, by the way, do you two know what a paladin has a special meaning? Hey, I guess young people like you have limited knowledge and no research, let me tell you, paladins have eight codes of conduct, which are humility, integrity, mercy, bravery, and sacrifice...... What else? I can't remember it a little, but these few are very attractive, just like our ancient chivalrous, in charge of all kinds of injustices in the world, and the same standards as my life......"

Uncle Huang was drinking and bragging, Gao Yuan was the first time he saw such a stinky and shameless old man than him, and he was stunned when he heard it.

Qi Yi listened with a match, but what he thought about was something else: "Uncle Huang is actually the glory of eternal life, Nima, this world is really too small." ”

Well, Qi Yi had heard of the name of Eternal Radiance, and in his previous life, Eternal Radiance was a celebrity in "Wrath of God".

In other words, in an online game with a large number of people like "Wrath of God", it is not easy to become a celebrity, either you have a high level, or you are a good operation, or you are the president of a large guild, or you are a boss with a certain business skill, or you are at the top of the leaderboard...... Anyway, you have to be able to do at least one of them, far beyond others. And the paladin of Eternal Radiance, the operation is not the best, the level is not the highest, and the equipment is not the coolest, but ...... He is famous, and the paladin who is nicknamed the most troublesome is talking about this uncle.

At that time, two young couples in a certain game quarreled, the man didn't care about the woman, the woman was sad, very aggrieved, in a bad mood, that day Eternal Glory happened to form a wild team with her, and they didn't know each other before, but seeing that she was not in a high mood and asked her what was going on, the woman complained to him, in fact, there was nothing else, it was just a happy mouth, that's all.

But Eternal Glory couldn't stand it anymore, and after listening to it, the copy was gone, and went directly to find the man, so he had to force him to apologize to the woman, saying: "If you don't go, I'll kill you, when to go and when to pull down." ”

That man is confused, who the hell are you? What does this have to do with you?

As a result, the eternal brilliance couldn't help but say, and the knife fell in his hand, cutting the man to the ground, and guarding the corpse several times in a row, tossing back and forth for more than an hour.

And the man was also killed, called friends, called a large group of brothers, killed the eternal light several times, and then guarded the corpse, and at the same time said to the woman to break up: "Aren't you able to find other men to vent your anger?" Okay, then you can go with him! ”

Get!

This time, the eternal brilliance made a Zhu Bajie look in the mirror inside and outside is not a person, originally the two little couples were awkward, and they had not yet broken up, but he made it like this, and they parted ways directly and completely.

The woman's heart must be unhappy, so she blamed all these sins on the head of Eternal Glory, and she was also very desperate, found a group of people, shouted in the safety zone of the main city, and scolded the street Eternal Glory for more than a week......