Chapter Seventy-Eight: More Amusement Than Joy
"Poof!"
Flying upside down on his back and sitting on the old turtle shell's free earthen plane, Li Mubai's heart was depressed and entangled, all kinds of unhappiness, he didn't do anything, he was blown up, not to mention, and he ate a stinky tempeh-flavored big footboard. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
There is no reason, and there is no reason for it.
"! That sinister bastard villain sneaks up on us! "KFC and McDonald's are facing away from Byrons, so I didn't see that it was Barons who kicked them, and the dog gnawed and fell to the ground after the free dirt plane.
Ate a mouthful of soil and grass.
So, the two rammed dogs who felt that they had been attacked got up like crawls, and then turned around with their numb buttocks, glaring ahead with a fierce face, and made up their minds to give that bastard villain a good look, the guards of the Holy See are not vegetarians.
"It's me, the sinister villain!"
"! Kill you, uh, uh...... It turned out to be the great Lord Byrons...... "The two rammed faggots were very shameful, shrunk into little turtles, and trembled like weak chicks under the obscene authority of the old turtle shell of Byrons.
A hint of disgust flashed in Byrons' eyes, "What, do you want me to say something?" The guard knights of the dignified Holy See are like this, hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu! The farther you roll, the better! ”
"Yes, yes, let's get out, let's get out......" The two rammed faggots rolled away from Li Mubai in fear and sincerity, and they couldn't see that this old turtle was still quite majestic.
Bite!
"Good chance!" Suddenly, a glimmer of light flashed in Li Mubai's eyes, and he saw that the chrysanthemums of the two faggots were in front of him, hehe smiled, he wanted to run, but it was not so easy, "Look at the move, the chrysanthemum bursts and stabs!" ”
The thick and sharp tip of the giant sword brought a burst of cold luster, and it smashed the yellow dragon directly, and hit the chrysanthemum of McDonald's who escaped with great precision......
"Whew!"
"Hahaha!" Li Mubai smiled proudly, finally took revenge, and his mood was like drinking a bottle of cold beer on a dog day, refreshing.
"......" Byron has a black line, his fists are clenched tightly, and an old face is not old, this thing is simply a loss of the glorious face and tradition of the paladin!
If he could, Lao Tzu would have skinned this paladin!
Lose face!
Disgrace!
This kind of goods is definitely not a knight, let alone a paladin in the incarnation of the Holy Light!
The big beauty Emilia also felt very shameless, and she couldn't see the existence of the quality of holy light at all on Li Mubai's body.
And the three chicks have long been muttering around together, and they don't even look at this side.
"Boy, wait! We can't eat and walk around! "The two rammer who suffered a big loss cursed at my vicious threat, and finally rolled away in embarrassment in the eyes of Byron Spitting Fire and eating people.
"Seemingly...... Got it wrong, right? Two base dog huskies! I disdainfully pulled a sword flower, holding the sword with one hand behind my back, looking up to the sky at a forty-five degree angle, making a tall human shape, "Alas, the IQ of these two goods is really not high, worrying, this situation should not be 'the green mountains do not change the green water flows, we will have a period in the future' or 'The coming day is long, boy, let's not turn the mountains and the water turn, let's see!" 'What?' Oops, who's hitting me on the head!? ”
The head was suddenly hit violently, and most of the health points that had been exploded by the chrysanthemum disappeared in an instant, and Li Mubai, who was frightened, was careful that his liver was puffed.
As soon as I saw it, Byrons, the old turtle shell, looked left and right, "Oh, I said, the weather is not very good today, I guess it's going to rain......"
"Hehe, yes, it's really not good, it's going to be dark clouds later, it's windy and rainy, and my ore will probably be rained, right?" Byron grinned, revealing his white teeth, his casserole-sized fist clenched tightly, his arms were closed, his muscles were bulging, his muscles were bulging, his muscles were bulging, his head was crooked, and he made a clicking sound, "But before, I'm afraid it's going to thunder!" ”
Li Mubai's heart jumped violently, and the temples on the side of his eyes jumped as soon as he knew that something was wrong, and immediately showed a pure and harmless smile, his steps moved quietly, his face changed suddenly, and he raised his hand and pointed behind Byron fiercely, "Look, Black Lord Arthur Barrus!" ”
"What? Where is it? The old turtle shell was really fooled, and when he looked back in a panic, the sky was blue, the white clouds were still there, there was indeed nothing, there were only four chicks watching the wonderful expressions of the play, and Byron was silent.
And Li Mubai smeared oil under his feet and ran away with a smoke, which is too terrible! Facing the angry old turtle shell alone, Yali Mountain is huge.
The sissies, they all forgot to go mining, Li Mubai ran and looked at the three chicks watching the play with a resentful face, not all of them are your three girls, otherwise my brother would have dug up a long time ago......
Suddenly, Li Mubai's eyes lit up, "Well, the big beauty should be the safest by her side, and the beautiful big sister will definitely protect me from the evil hand of the old turtle shell!" ”
After making up his mind, Li Mubai quickly turned around and changed direction and ran towards the big beauty.
"Oh, old turtle shell, I hate you, fuck!"
Who knows, the idea is good, but unfortunately the legs are short, and while running, Li Mubai felt a big foot kick on the buttocks, and when he was numb, the scenery in front of him flew by, flying high.
Crossed the three little girls who looked up at the sky, crossed the big beautiful girl who watched silently, crossed the lawn, crossed the mountains and rivers, and crossed the ......
"Bang", in the strange scream of teeth and claws, Li Mubai fell to the ground like a dog gnawing on.
As soon as he touched the ground, Li Mubai quickly got up, sang a hymn quickly, and gave himself a gift of dawn, and then his face remained unchanged, and he turned around and walked towards the big beauty without any, showing a cute and flawless innocent smile, "My dear big sister Emilia, I'm here to hand in the task, hehe." ”
“……”
The big beauty Emilia was still silent, and she didn't know what she was thinking, the breeze was blowing, and her long golden hair was fluttering, which was very beautiful.
For a while, Li Mubai was a little obsessed, completely forgetting that his goddess cute little poem was not far from the side, gritting his teeth and muttering a small mouth, and his beautiful big eyes flashed with some kind of inexplicable fierce light.
"Not good!" Li Mubai suddenly had a bad premonition, this feeling disappeared in a flash, and he couldn't capture it.
The other two chicks also came back to their senses, and the little witch felt that this was really amazing, what kind of face was this, to be able to do this, so worshipful.
The cunning and agile little eyes are full of stars, but I don't know if it's true.
"What task? I don't seem to have posted a task for you? Suddenly, the big beauty spoke, and her sweet voice was glutinous, beautiful on her face, and sweet in her heart.
"Ah...... I think I'm drunk......" Li Mubai covered his heart, making an intoxicated appearance, and staggering.
The big beauty Emilia blinked her sapphire pure starry eyes and said nothing, "......"
The two sisters of Frost and Snow are also very speechless, what kind of people are these, shameless, obscene, stinky hooligans, and faces!
"Click!"
A crisp sound came, Li Mubai was excited, showed a hehe smile, and nodded towards the cute little poet with a cold face and murderous aura, "Little poet to share, if you want me to say, your task is too difficult, if it weren't for me, hum." ”
Suddenly, Li Mubai felt the air around him plummet, shivering all over, and a layer of small goosebumps arose.
"Doesn't that mean it's an easy task? When did it get harder? The cute little poet took elegant little steps, crossed to Li Mubai's side like a kitten, and looked at him with a beautiful smile on her cute face.
"Uh......" Li Mubai opened his mouth, he was speechless, he always felt that two pointed demon horns grew on Xiao Shizi's head, he found that he was funny, and at the same time felt that the sky was overcast, the wind was recorded, and the storm was coming.