525 I want to show off and be shown, and take a bath in the gun pit
Ezreal, an explorer, took over Vi's commission to deliver a letter in anticipation that his life would get better and better. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info But now, he doesn't know if he thinks the future will be good, but the current bad is very, very, extremely obvious!
As a handsome guy who doesn't have the skills to hide or dodge or carry artillery fire, he is so pathetic that he can't take care of his flowing hairstyle and neat outfit when he walks in the midst of irregularities but just enough explosions! What's even more tragic is that he has always boasted that he has been able to make handsomeness the highest priority after many expeditions, but today he was slapped in the face by this adventure.
And the most infuriating thing after the tragedy is that the story shouldn't have been like this!
"What about sporadic attacks! Say a good handsome match! What a bullshit interferer! I shouldn't have believed you! ”
Well, according to the script, the whole process of getting the yellow signal and going to the calibration site should be the one who was pursued by the "intensive" artillery fire, and then flashed by his coquettish and spiritual movements, showing off his superb style. But it's a pity that he overestimated Fu Shouyuan's acceptance of this kind of situation, more precisely, he couldn't think of a guy with the highest decision-making power, and if he agreed, he still changed Fang'er's hexagram, taking advantage of someone's shame to say too clearly and playing tricks on the two of them in one go......
This is really too obvious teasing, in the sparse firefight area with his back to the dragon vein, the left and right unarmed line areas deliberately picked out, hitting a target and hitting the dog and chasing the rabbit like this mode is even more fake and exaggerated than the cooperation that misled him at the beginning. To say that there is no element of playing with people in it is to blatantly insult everyone's intelligence.
"Fu Shouyuan offended you, you should go to him! Please stop playing with me! ”
To no avail, it is still three or two cannons one after another, and it will leave him enough time to accumulate and vent his depression, otherwise if he increases the density of firepower, he will have to use all his mind to escape for his life and it is impossible to shout.
"You blessed! I can't get anyone to be mad at me! There's a kind of you banging him! ”
It's useless, although he guessed correctly that part of it was that the other party wouldn't make a dead hand and started scolding, but it was obviously not what he thought was generally the power of the jealous interferer.
"I know you can hear me! Don't forget, more people can see and hear! You waste shells like this! Isn't it too much to put the controversy to sever! ”
Poor boy, he didn't know that the two of them could now see and hear this wonderful solo show that he had "requested".
"Good! You're ruthless this time! But you remembered it for me! This handsome guy vows revenge! ”
After all, he realized that no matter how much he spoke, he couldn't change anything.
The three people who can change all this, one is deliberately blinded by perception, one is a little helpless and spoiled, and the other is very quick and simple to calculate the conclusion that you don't have to worry about it and don't even look at it a second time, so the embarrassment continues.
"Bullshit, it's all bullshit, what potential is unparalleled, what majesty is unrivaled, and even my wife's love letters are blackened over and over again by artillery fire. The domineering spirit that was on the bar with the highest will at the beginning was all destroyed. Hmph, I'll just say that at that time, it's still handsome, and I can't please it. ”
At this moment, Ezreal no longer had the heart to shout anything, so he could only turn to complain about the interferer who was still a little admired and a little jealous. The complexity in my heart is simply hard to pour, really, it's really a pity, that handsome with weakness against Xeon, no matter how I commented, I still yearn for the fanaticism that I can achieve one day.
"Is it a serious injury and has no future? Or is it limited to potential strength and can't suppress people? If it's the latter...... Alas, I still feel a little less imaginary, so what. So, is it really not going to work? ”
"Who can't?"
"A person who is slightly inferior to me in appearance but is handsome, huh?"
The burst of warhead exploded in mid-air, and he had no further than half a step forward, obedient like a child caught by his parents, and angry like a rehearsed festive battle. And all this is because of a back figure who is not surprisingly dressed, pointing to the sky with one hand and holding it with the other, he clearly feels that the space is also bursting, and the fireworks are in full bloom.
It's easy to be saved, and it's always refreshing to watch everything, so it's not that I'm sour, it's really the timing and posture of this appearance, it's really stinky fart!
"You've got the timing right."
There were no new bullets in the sky, Fu Shouyuan turned around and looked again, this ragged and gray face, no wonder people were angry.
"I'm sorry, because it's my own family, I didn't expect her to block my perception and play this joke on you. But rest assured, only five people know about it. ”
Ezreal, who couldn't stop slapping the dust, simply said that he couldn't accept such an apology.
"Jokes? This kind of joke? Is this the sincerity of your apology? I have to thank you for not letting me throw my face out? ”
Anger obscuring the eyes, not seeing sincerity? Fu Shouyuan immediately took out the sincerity that the other party could see.
"The suit provided by the sister of the party is very practical and dazzling, you think."
"I think it's very good!"
Without waiting for Fu Shouyuan to finish speaking, the young man who had no resistance to handsome clothes, especially the one who was more in urgent need of changing clothes, took (snatched) the battle suit, and with a sigh, he picked up two pieces of bullet wreckage and went around a deep gun pit to set up a changing room, ready to change.
"What, do you need pure water?"
Stretching out his hand: "Hurry up if you have one." ”
The active water condensed by the specialists for enjoying life was put in a bucket and handed over, and I heard a very satisfied uh-ah, and then ......
"I almost forgot that you can do anything, that, shampoo shower gel or something, and my mirror and comb are broken, plus two or three towels."
Mirrors and combs, which are silent and never carry, are made of sand on the spot, and then packed up with other items.
"The towel is a little wrong, my skin is so good, should you choose a softer one, please change it?"
In an instant, Fu Shouyuan felt that this goods were hopeless to some extent.
"Take it, throw it away if you don't use it."
"Hey, you seem to be a little impatient, come on, come on, take your letter, now ask again, it's okay to wait?"
Your special hands are floating around, and you have to be okay if you have something.
"It was my negligence, please take care of it."
"It's good to know, and then, please take the letter and go to a distant place to enjoy it quietly?"
"Of course."
Take the letter and leave.
"I always feel that you are all congenitally a little resistant to me, this is the root cause of such a big joke, right?"
Foot meal.
"I'm just going to give you a general opinion. As you do, you regard handsome behavior as the ultimate meaning of life, and it is not too marketable on both sides, right? ”
"Nonsense! I'm very popular, at least, on our side. ”
"I mean respect, admiration, and you mean talk."
"Is there something wrong? I'm wrong to prefer the latter for both? Do you think it's too much, so you can make fun of it? ”
"It's not right or wrong, but since you're looking for other people's perceptions, be prepared to bear both cold eyes and appreciation. Public figures who are out of line are also stared at here and there, let alone you? ”
The more I talk about it, the more I don't want to say more, in terms of similar topics, people and occasions, Fu Shouyuan is not enough to talk about it at all...... However, whoever asked someone to take the risk to help deliver the letter suffered a loss.
"Last question, what is your personal opinion?"
He also seemed to sense that this was not the right time to talk about it, which was slightly better.
"Just talking about long-winded love show, no bad feelings, no good feelings, plus the position, there is nothing to talk about for the time being."
After a moment of silence, the sound of water rose and the footsteps were taken.