Chapter 32: My Bride Is a Zombie (5)
"If I understand correctly...... Miao Wubing slapped Miao Jiaoyang's hand away, turned his head, and stared at his undisguised madness with plain eyes: "You, are you threatening me?" ”
"Hahaha!" The latter laughed twice and did not speak. The Lingli in front of the pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info had already walked over to this side, and she thought that they had found some clues to the main quest, so she came to ask.
Miao Jiaoyang took two steps back, his face was full of hideous and distorted colors, and his voice was low and threatening: "How dare I? It's just a game, haha, it's just a game......"
Miao Wubing frowned, and the suspicious points of the mission he had just discovered were instantly forgotten by him.
The family in front of him, although he was a little nervous, seemed to be saying something in his words...... Is this a game?
No, no, no, he's clearly saying, this game ...... It's just a game.
But why should he keep repeating the fact that this is a game?
Is this TM a good game in the first place? This kind of well-known thing, still used to talk about it all the time? And put on a constipated expression? Wipe! When Grandpa Meow is afraid of you, what's the matter?
Miao Wubing suddenly stretched out his hand and patted his head fiercely, his thoughts seemed to be smoothed out by these few beats, and then, in such a dangerous situation, he closed his eyes.
Miao Jiaoyang said the same sentence four times in a row: 'It's just a game. ’
What does this phrase mean? What he originally thought was that Miao Jiaoyang was threatening him. Tell him, after playing the game, go back to reality, you can't mess with me or anything like that.
But then the repetition made him realize that things were not so simple...... However, before he could think about it, Lingli's voice suddenly sounded in front of him.
"Brother Wubing, I heard Brother Jiaoyang say that you saw through the hint of the main quest? Can you tell Lingli~~" The little princess jumped over, pulling Miao Wubing's hand and swaying from side to side, looking coquettish.
Miao Wubing looked past her and looked back, the initiator was looking at this side with a smile on his face, sensing his gaze, and shrugged his shoulders and made a helpless expression.
Scold!
Miao Wubing sneered in his heart, this madman, the change of attitude before and after, is not abrupt at all!
He stopped the little princess from shaking and explained, "If I'm not mistaken...... In the anime, Victor arrives at Evergela's house in the afternoon, after six o'clock. Counting the time of the two families perfunctory and wedding rehearsals, until Victor escaped, it should have been night. Then, Victor meets the zombie bride in the forest, is taken to hell, and finally marries the zombie bride, all of which is about his real marriage, probably ...... It's the morning of the next day, but the hint of the main quest is that it needs to be completed today. ”
"And...... You can't marry Victoria according to the requirements of the animation, you have to let Victor and the zombie bride Emily ......" Miao Jiaoyang walked up at this time, took Miao Wubing's words, and made a thumb gesture: "Get married." ”
"That'...... What now? The little princess said with big eyes.
Ermiao glanced at each other and said at the same time: "Enter Ivguera's house!" After speaking, they looked at each other, indifferently and smiling.
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On the other side, Zhuge Yan has entered the suicide store.
As soon as he pushed the door open, a grinning skeleton fell in front of him. Then, a gloomy male voice came from inside the store. But not speaking, but singing.
"Avec-la-crise-qui-vous-defrise."
Then, there is a mixed singing, with a female voice, repeating the lyrics sung by the male voice: "Avec-la-crise-qui-vous-defrise." ”
"Quoi-de-plus-doux-qu-une-mort-exquise (Nothing goes better than a wonderful death)." After singing this sentence, the suicide utensils displayed on the dazzling shelves all made a jingling accompaniment sound.
After singing the remix of "Une-mort-exquise", Zhuge saw the layers of twisted ropes, which rolled out one by one as if they had an autonomous consciousness, and waved them in mid-air.
"Soyez-lucides-et-pas-timides (Choose wisely, don't be timid)." An emaciated figure walked down the stairs while singing. Heavy eye bags, mustache, black tie and white shirt, and a green striped suit on the outside.
Then, still remixing, repeating the lyrics he had sung.
"Y-a-pas-a-dire (nothing more to say)." The man inadvertently floated in front of Zhuge Yan, holding a knife in his hand, almost slashing against his strong artery.
"Vive-le-suicide!" The remix finally sang a different song, but ...... I still only hear his voice, but I don't see his people.
Correct...... After singing this sentence, the whole song drove the whole weird store into a climax.
"Rentrez, rentrez (please come in, please come in)." The man's hand suddenly grabbed Zhuge Yan's arm, and the latter moved at high speed with him when he couldn't move at all.
"N-ayez-pas-peur (Don't be afraid)." Spiders crawled over his shoulders, poisonous gas wafting through the tip of his nose.
"Nous-sommes-ouverts-jusqu-a-20-heures (we are open until 8 p.m.)." A skeleton waved its hand in blood, as if to welcome him.
"Tout-est-limpide-rien-n-est-trompeur." This sentence was replaced by a female voice singing. Zhuge Yan's hand was thrown off by the man in an instant, and his body rushed uncontrollably in front of a fat woman in red who was hanging, and the other party was singing this lyric.
"Vous-faites-mourir-c-est-notre-bonheur (Let you die, is our happiness)." Two seven or eight-year-old children who seemed to have never woken up sang like ghosts around Zhuge Yan.
"Si-ca-vous-coute-le-premier-pas-n-oubliez-pas-que-nous-sommes-la (If you can't take the first step, don't forget, we're here)." The man suddenly appeared again, grabbed Zhuge Yan's arm, and pulled him step by step, like a baby toddler.
"Pour-vous-aider-sans-tralala-a-passer-de-vie-a-trepas (To do you a favor, you're welcome, to the end of your life)." The woman reappeared, her fat but not offensive face looming in the gas bottle.
"De-vie-a-tepas (End of Life)." Zhuge suddenly turned his perspective into looking up, and the family of four flipped back and forth over his head, a pair of lifeless eyes staring at him in a loop, singing creepy words.
Then in the next second, Zhuge Yan shuddered, and when he came back to his senses, he was clearly standing at the door of the store, not moving at all.
Behind the dense display case is the cash register, where a fat woman in a red dress and a silver jacket is sitting behind the counter and getting her nails trimmed, while on the left side of the store is a long rectangular table with a man and a woman and two children sitting at the front and back ends.
In front of him, there stood a man in a green striped suit who rubbed his hands and looked obscene, with shrewd and gloomy eyes on thick eye bags.
He stretched out his hand, turned sideways, bent down slightly and made a gesture of invitation, and said something that made Zhuge Yan feel bad:
"Welcome to ...... Suicide store. ”
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