Chapter 34: My Bride Is a Zombie (7)
"You...... What are you talking about......"
"Nothing. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Miao Wubing touched the keys very casually, and pressed a few notes by the way: "It's just that I suddenly want to ...... Listen to your playing. I remember, aren't you very good at playing the piano? ”
"Oh...... You, you said that. Victor took two steps forward and continued, "That was a long time ago. If I haven't practiced for so long, I've long been rusty......" Before he finished what he said to himself, a white light suddenly lit up in the dim hall corridor, and then, a tall woman with hair straight up to 3,000 feet, suspected to be the Milky Way hanging upside down, walked out. When she completely stepped out of the shroud of light and presented her appearance in front of the three male dolls, Miao Wubing involuntarily retracted her hand and took a few steps back.
She, none other than Mrs. Evergla.
Madame's face shape...... It can only be said that Ma Du is ashamed of himself, his chin is longer than the sum of his entire face, and his eyes reveal undisguised contempt and arrogance. She wore a dark red Crenolin skirt, outlining her firm and plump breasts, and her height was more than 1.75 meters. If you don't look at the face that is longer than the horse but arrogant, this is undoubtedly a perfect model.
As soon as she appeared on the stage, she first glanced at Brother Meow and Brother Yang like garbage, and then looked at Victor, her eyes softened slightly:
"The rehearsal is about to begin, what are you doing here? Pastor Gosway can't wait! With that, she glanced at the three of them in disgust, turned her head and left.
Victor looked at Miao Jiaoyang apologetically, and then looked at Miao Wubing, his expression was ...... at this moment It even added a little bit of killing intent.
Miao Wubing didn't seem to see this hidden scene, and smiled: "Why don't you go soon?" Victor, or do you not want to get married? He half-jokingly said, "Hey, it's a pity that I can't hear your piano before you get married, so forget it...... I thought I could appreciate it when you were single. ”
Victor scratched his head: "It's okay in the future......"
"Forget it." Miao Wubing waved his hand, with a bitter melon on his face: "You are all a person who has a family and a business, how can you be mixed with us unemployed vagrants all day long?" Even if you agree, your wife won't agree, right? So......" he said, walking up behind Victor and pushing him, "you just hurry up!" Don't let your mother-in-law come out again, I'm really scared of her......"
After this sentence, Miao Wubing also added a sentence in his heart: "I'm afraid of her ...... The face of a giant rugby. ’
Victor smiled wryly, apologized, and walked into the room with the lights on.
After his figure gradually disappeared, Miao Wubing slowly turned his head and met Miao Jiaoyang's crescent-shaped eyes.
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"Distinguished guest, I don't know what you want to buy? We have all the tools here to get exactly what you're looking for...... Suicide paraphernalia. The man in the green striped suit shuttled in front of the various booths with Zhuge Yan, and his clever tongue was like a spring: "Poison gas, poison, can make you go to Elysium within three seconds." As he spoke, his hand stroked the bottles and cans one by one, and his figure flashed to another shelf: "Rope, sleeping pills, although traditional but very effective, are definitely worth having~"
"And, of course, firearms, wrist cutters, each of which was sharpened by my youngest son's own hands to ensure sharpness. After all, our purpose is there, death or refund. You can rest assured. ”
"Pesticides, rat poison, poisonous mushrooms, we have all kinds of medicines that can kill you, but the pain level is different, and the price is ......" Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Zhuge :
"I want to see a gun."
The man in the suit was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his hands and smiled: "Of course you can, firearms are undoubtedly the fastest and most convenient tool for suicide, there is almost no pain, one shot, you ......"
"I said, I want to see the gun." Zhuge Yan frowned and said impatiently.
"Okay, come with me, honored guest." The man in the suit made a gesture and led the way in front of his head.
Walk through the skeined shelves, gas racks, poison racks, sleeping pill racks of various doses, rat poison racks, knife racks, etc., strung with various colors and qualities...... Zhuge Yan suddenly stopped.
"Wait!"
He shouted.
The man in the suit who was walking in front heard the sound, turned around and flashed back, and saw it. His own customer was looking at the dazzling array of knives in front of him with great interest. From the simplest blades, to pencil sharpeners, paring knives, folding knives, kitchen knives, Japanese laparotomy......
Of course, there are no big knives like shut-off knives, and this is just a "suicide" shop after all, and you can't expect to be as comprehensive as in an armory shop blacksmith. And the disembowelment knife is undoubtedly the best in the quality of killing among so many knives, so ......
The man in the suit saw Zhuge constantly holding various laparotomy knives back and forth to watch the trial, knowing that he was interested in this thing, he introduced with a wicked smile: "Are you interested in this knife?" Can...... The pain it causes is much higher than that of a pistol, if your ability to bear the pain is relatively low, I still recommend you choose ......" He still didn't finish his sentence, Zhuge Yan had already picked up a laparotomy knife that looked quite sharp, and said lightly: "Let's go, go and see the gun." ”
"Uh......" The man in the suit was stunned by this resolute character, and smiled helplessly: "That...... Please follow me, noble sir. ”
Ten minutes later, Zhuge Yan came to the cashier with an M1911 pistol in his left hand and a slender and sharp Japanese laparotomy in his right hand.
"Sir, it's $3,570." The fat woman in red at the cash register looked at the things in Zhuge Yan's hand with a smile on her face. Her fat face and small eyes were full of desire for money and contempt for life: "Do I need to help you wrap up?" ”
Zhuge Yan didn't answer her, but asked rhetorically: "You seem to be in good health?" ”
The woman was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Thank you for your concern, sir, my recent health is okay." ”
"Can you stand up and let me see?" He said again.
The woman was puzzled, looked at her husband who was following Zhuge and motioned for him to solve it.
The man in the suit stepped forward with a smile and interjected, "Sir, I'm afraid this is not convenient...... You know, it's supposed to be a no-nonsense thing to do, and we're supposed to be trading, aren't we? And ......"
"That's your youngest son?" Zhuge interrupted him again and pointed to the young man who was drawing at the long table.
"Ugh." The man in the suit couldn't figure out what he wanted to do, so he nodded and said, "Yes, sir." But we should have ......"
"He looks like he's 15 years old, doesn't he?"
"In fact, he's 17 years old, sir......" The woman's tone was cold and disgruntled, and she said again, "it's $3,570, sir." ”
"Where's your daughter?" Zhuge Yan still looked at him left and right: "Can you call it out and take a look?" After all, with such a big business, I am about to leave the world, and at the last moment, I hope to ......"
"Marilyn!" Before Zhuge Yan finished speaking, the woman shouted irritably: "Come out!" Hurry up! ”
Dozens of seconds later, a lazy female voice came out, as if she had lost hope in life: "What are you doing? Immediately following the voice appeared was a fat girl wearing a black and blue suspender, her lips were covered with black lipstick, and her eyes were painted with heavy eyeliner, which was extremely ugly and gave people a deep sense of disgust.
"This gentleman wants to see you." The woman in red casually pointed at Zhuge Yan with an impatient expression.
"Hello, ma'am." Unexpectedly, when Zhuge Yan saw this girl, he directly bent down and saluted, and then ......
In the next second, his left hand suddenly flipped and opened the safe. Aim, steady, shoot, all in one go! Almost a few tenths of a second later, where the girl was standing, there was a terrible scream!
Zhuge Yan ...... Shots!
The three relatives of the shop who were present suddenly came to this incident, and they couldn't come back to their senses for a long time, until Zhuge Yan faintly, as if nothing had happened, put the knife on the fat woman's shoulder, and they realized that their daughter or sister had just been killed!
He's dead!
"You!" The man in the suit shouted violently, but in the next second, he didn't dare to say a word, not only that, but he didn't even dare to move.
Because, Zhuge Yan's knife had already cut a bloody wound on his wife's neck.
"If you don't want to die, just come and kneel." Zhuge Yan didn't look back, turned behind him with his left hand, and aimed very accurately at the youngest son of the man in a suit who got up and wanted to run.
The latter didn't dare to let go of a fart, so he walked over obediently, kneeling down trembling like chaff, tears coming out of his eyes. That...... It is the grief for the loss of my sister; It's the panic of the bad news that happened to my family, the fear of imminent death, and the ...... His own family was finally liberated from retribution.
"Now, please stand up." Zhuge Yan looked at the fat woman and said, "I won't say it a second time." ”
The fat woman was still hesitating, and her small eyes reflexively looked at her husband.
"Stand up! You're a. Goods! Stinking. Prostitute. Child! CNM for Lao Tzu to stand up! The man in the suit yelled and yelled, and there was no longer the obscenity and cunning he had before. At this moment, he only has the desire to live; And...... To the enemy, hate!
The woman in red slowly stood up...... Zhuge Yan's pupils suddenly shrank when he saw this, and the "snap" of the gun suddenly burst his youngest son's head!
This time, without warning! No one could have imagined that with such a big advantage, he would shoot and kill people! The fat woman suffered the pain of losing her son one after another, and she couldn't bear it anymore and cried! While crying, her body couldn't stop trembling, and the knife was in this situation, and it was normal to go a little deeper!
"Shut up! NMD! Stinking. Prostitute. Child! TMD shut up Lao Tzu!! Without Zhuge Yan to stop, the man in the suit yelled at his wife, and the woman, although she did not completely stop her tears, did swing much less.
The man in the suit looked at Zhuge Yan again, his eyes were full of hatred and anger, and he said almost word by word, gritting his teeth:
"Whatever you want, say it, and I'll give it to you."
"Nothing." Zhuge said, pointing the gun at the head of the man in the suit again: "I just want to let your real little son come out and let me ......" His voice paused: "Know, know." ”
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