Chapter 31: The Jade Emperor, who is always unlucky, and Xu Xian, who is finally crooked
At this time, Xu Xian was as angry and helpless as Sun Wukong, who could no longer resist after being inflicted by Rulai, and the whole person was lying on the ground very weakly.
It can be said that a small Buddhist post simply and straightforwardly illustrates one thing, that is, he is not strong enough, or even weak!
Not to mention the Jade Emperor and Rulai, even if it is an errand Guanyin, as long as he is willing, he has all kinds of ways to kill himself! I can only say that I am still too young!
Recalling Guanyin's disdainful eyes before leaving, Xu Xian felt more and more a deep sense of powerlessness, this kind of powerlessness that knew everything, but couldn't stop it at all, was really hurtful!
Then, under the entire Peach Mountain, Xu Xian stayed directly for seven days and seven nights, during which he climbed all over the entire Peach Mountain, and every mountain rock and every peach tree on it was carefully observed and studied.
In the end, after trying many methods, but still unable to do anything, he had to retreat.
Late at night, in the study, in the dead of night, Xu Xian closed his eyes alone, sat on the recliner, swaying gently, looking very comfortable. In fact, the attention has long been out of this place and has entered the system.
"It seems that when the so-called Momoyama is broken, it is the day when the husband and wife meet, and there is also a premise, that is, filial piety moves the sky, and they must follow their script and let my son come over to solve this problem."
"Otherwise, even if I exchange the profound magic weapon again, crack this Buddha post, and solve Momoyama, it is estimated that I will be suppressed again. This time, Guanyin used the Buddha post, and I didn't see any opposition from the heavenly court, so I guess that's why, right? ”
But immediately, Xu Xian frowned. can't break the formation strongly, this is really a cheat! Could it really be that he could only obey the arrangement of the Heavenly Court and do nothing for twenty years?
But Xu Xian is not at ease, today's plot has long been modified by him, I don't know what it has become, who knows how much changes will happen in twenty years?
"System, do you have any good advice for this situation? Is there a similar situation in other worlds? ”
"The consultation fee, depending on the specific value of each one, the fee is also different, the lowest white luck is a little, the highest is unlimited, is the host willing?"
"What a dead money-seeker, willing."
"Situation Search, Analysis......"
"It has been stored in the general database, searching, and comparing, please ...... later"
"Didi, there are currently more than 300 methods, with a total value of ......"
"The first one, filial piety touches the sky, you can refer to the story of Erlang Zhenjun who split Momoyama to save his mother."
"There was a god back then, called Erlang God. His mother, Yao Ji, was the sister of the Emperor of Heaven, and after Sifan, she married a mortal. She also gave birth to two sons and a daughter......"
Hearing this, Xu Xian only felt that this was even worse than his own death! gave birth to three children, you must know that this Yao Ji is a registered immortal, and Bai Suzhen, a wild monster, is completely different!
Later, the Emperor of Heaven, in his rage, imprisoned Yao Ji and killed her mortal husband and son. As a result, by chance, a son and a daughter escaped, and after the teaching of the great supernatural person, the two began to save their mother. ”
"Through the way of making a name for himself in the mortal world, by making a vow, he will win the favor of heaven and earth, the attention of all the people, the attention of the immortals, and finally split the mountain to save his mother."
"As a result, the mountain was successfully split, the mother failed to save his mother, and after his mother was imprisoned in mana, he died alive, and his son, because of the forcible destruction of the heavenly rules, had to be reincarnated to atone for his sins, and his daughter ......"
In other words, the so-called splitting the mountain to save the mother is actually a complete failure! I failed to save my mother, and if I didn't have the help of a great supernatural person, I wouldn't even have a chance to be reincarnated! ”
Thinking of this, Xu Xian subconsciously frowned, this thing has failed! That's not easy!
"Change one, change one! Failed cases, I don't want to know. ”
"There is an immortal, named Yang Chan, this girl is Yang Jian's sister, known as the Three Holy Mother. By chance, under Mount Hua, he was deceived by the little white-faced Liu Yanchang, promised marriage, and gave birth to an heir, whose name is Liu Agarwood! ”
"Then, after being discovered, this woman was suppressed by Yang Jian under Mount Hua with his own hands, but as a result, the accident happened......"
"Then, by chance, with the help of many immortals, he successfully saved his mother, and ended successfully, and he also achieved the fruity taste of filial piety and Buddha, immortality, and longevity."
"Well, this Yang Jian and his nephew Liu Shenxiang, what happened to them is really similar. It's just that one succeeds and the other fails. One is that the Daomen boss made a move, but he failed to save his mother. One is that the Buddhist boss made a move, and the result was a successful rescue of his mother. Is this telling me about the importance of the back office? ”
"But who should I go to backstage? Isn't that reliable? It's better to ask for others than for yourself, I'd better take a good look and see if there is any other way! ”
After a while, the system reacted again.
"There is a fairy in the sky, called the Weaver Girl, the daughter of the Queen Mother, she is kind and lovely, lively and active, she is innocent...... In the end, he and the Cowherd were separated on both sides of the Milky Way, and they could meet every year on the Chinese Valentine's Day! ”
"There is a group of fairies in the sky, called the Seven Fairies, they are the daughters of the Emperor of Heaven, they are kind and beautiful, they are ...... As a result, the seven fairies, all of whom married mortals......"
Looking at the introduction of the system, Xu Xian didn't want to say anything more. Why are all the relatives of the Emperor of Heaven!
From his sister Yaoji, to his niece Yang Chan, the Third Virgin, to his nominal wife, the Weaver Girl, the righteous daughter of the Queen Mother of the West, and then to his daughter Seven Fairies, this is really full of calculations!
It can only be said that the Emperor of Heaven is at this level, and there is nothing to say!
The Jade Emperor said: Blame me?
"Change, change, what are you doing, change it for me!"
"Three martial arts and one sect once destroyed the Buddha, and its process is ......"
"Destroy the Buddha, this can be considered, if I am the emperor of the people, who would dare to embarrass me? Who would dare to say that there is a problem with Su Jung marrying me? In the end, the strength is still not enough! ”
"It's just that these four emperors are also unlucky! The front foot destroys the Buddha, and the back foot dies of a sudden illness, this Buddhism is inevitably too vicious, even if it is the emperor, he dares to directly attack the black hand! ”
"It's too violent, it seems that if I do it in the future, I must be cautious, and I can't expose the target as soon as I come up!"
……
"Okay, this is good, the Emperor of Heaven stepped on the heroic move, the sunrise was red in the east, sweeping all the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, what sons and hundreds of schools, what immortals, Buddhas and devils, what ancient sages, in front of this Emperor of Heaven, all killed, this can be described as a big husband!"
"Black Mountain Old Demon, Wang Zhong, Seven Killings Monument ......"