In the security room of the White Birch Rubber Factory in Birch County, several security guards were playing poker, and the cabin was full of smoke.

Security captain Liu Xudong habitually pinched the shriveled cigarette case.

"Boss, I have another one. Zhao San on the other side hurriedly stood up and handed the Hongtashan sandwiched to Liu Xudong's mouth.

With a snort, Liu Xudong tilted his head, and then knocked Zhao San's head hard, why the fuck are you turning on the lighter so much, it burned my hair.

Zhao San hurriedly stroked Liu Xudong's hair, babbling in his mouth, a little nervous, a little nervous.

Liu Xudong waved his hand, took a puff of a cigarette, and said, "I'm not in a good mood these two days, play a few more with me, and ask the doorman on duty to buy two more boxes of cigarettes." Zhao San said, "Okay," opened the window and shouted: "Hey, Qian Er, go buy two packs of Hongta Mountain." Qian Er, who was standing guard, said: "I'm standing guard, I can't go." ”

Zhao San turned around and said, "It's Qian Er on duty, I can't move." Liu Xudong didn't raise his head, and said impatiently: "Just say what I said." Zhao San opened the window again and said stupidly: "I didn't support you at this time, it was the boss who asked you to buy it." Qian Er said: "I'm on the post now, or you are on duty for me, I'll buy it." Zhao San said again: "It's nothing to leave for ten minutes and eight minutes, but when you play poker, I'm missing one of three gone." Qian Er shook his head and said, "No, who will stand guard when I leave." Zhao San turned around and said, "Captain, Qian Er won't give you face." ”

"Fuck, don't give face, don't play. Look at the day when I get a chance to pick up this kid. Liu Xudong threw the poker onto the table. "Let's go, a few brothers are going to hunt birds, Zhao San, you go buy cigarettes, let's gather in the forest behind the factory." Several people pulled out slingshots from drawers and gritted their teeth as they walked out of the security room.

"Phew, pretend to be serious. Zhao San spat at Qian Er. Qian Er carried the baton and said, "You dare to spit out again." Zhao San's neck shrunk and ran away.

In the forest behind the factory, Liu Xudong and the others were playing and thinking about how to repair Qian Er. Wang Xiaoli looked at his watch and said, "Boss, it's time for me to change the guard, you guys play, I'll go first." Zhao San said: "It's okay to wait a little longer, see what Qian Er can do." Who would have thought that Wang Xiaoli pretended not to hear, and ran away with his belt.

Looking at Wang Xiaoli's back, Zhao San said badly: "This kid is getting closer and closer to Qian Er, I'm afraid it's not a betrayal." Liu Xudong said viciously: "He dares, a stinky temporary worker, offended Lao Tzu and made him unable to turn positive." ”

"That's that, in our rubber factory, who dares to offend the boss, that's tired and crooked. ”

"By the way, how is Wang Xiaoli's sister doing. Qian Er's affairs can be put back, and the top priority is to chase this girl first. ”

"No problem, sir, I put a bouquet of roses at her door every morning, as you commanded. ”

"Boss, you are so romantic, look at how emotional those little words and sentences are: miss you, as natural as breathing, love you, warm as the spring sun, love you, as long as a diamond, dear, I wish you a happy 38! Love your little Dongdong, Mo Da!" Zhao San recited with emotion, while pulling a dog tail grass and sniffing it on the side of his nose.

"Wait, that's how you send it every day. Liu Xudong waved his hand and interrupted Zhao San's words.

"Of course," Zhao San said triumphantly, "I copied a hundred pink notes in the print shop at one time, one in a flower every day, big brother, I'm smart enough." ”

"Are you sure?"

"yes, I'm sure. ”

Liu Xudong knocked on Zhao San's head and asked, "What time is it today?"

"You're fucking in the water, and it's 3.8 every day!"

Liu Xudong slapped Zhao San's head a few times, chased after Zhao San angrily, and kicked his ass a few times before stopping.

Zhao San touched his head and said, "Yes, it's April 8th today, and this head is about to be beaten stupid by you." ”

Liu Xudong said helplessly: "Forget it, you come over and listen to me, start to implement Plan B, and set it for tomorrow night," and turned to his distant brother Liu Yaxi and said, "You go to cooperate with Zhao San, remember, if you smash the performance, I will beat you together." ”

"We, we, we're your brothers, brothers, no, no, isn't it just beaten, beaten, from, from, from childhood to, to adulthood, I, I, I'm still suffering, still less, for, for, for that big, sister-in-law, east, east, brother, you let go, let go of that heart. Liu Yaxi patted his chest and stammered.

"Okay, okay, stammering a lot. ”

"I, I, I'm not, no, isn't it forging~. ”

Liu Xudong dissipated his breath, pulled the rubber band of the slingshot hard, aimed at a magpie on the branch, and with a snap, the magpie fell to the ground in response. Zhao Sanxing picked it up and brought it to Liu Xudong's eyes.

"The boss slingshot's aim is getting better and better. ”

Liu Xudong pulled the rubber band of the slingshot and said, "What do you say, Lao Tzu's slingshot hasn't been released yet." ”

Qian Er's figure appeared on the edge of the forest and shouted, "Captain Liu, the factory director has notified you to go to his office." ”

Liu Xudong shouted: "Got it, I'll go." ”

Liu Xudong put away the slingshot and said happily to Zhao San: "My uncle called me, eighty percent of your work as a deputy captain has been implemented, wait for my good news." ”

"The boss is really a god, before this slingshot was shot, the bird was knocked down, and this is how the idiom of the frightened bird should come from. Zhao San muttered to himself.

Liu Xudong walked a few steps quickly to Qian Er's side, looked at Qian Er's empty hands suspiciously, and asked in a low voice: "Qian Er, that bird was shot down by you, what did you use to hit the bird just now?" ”

"I don't have anything. Qian Er shrugged.

At this time, Zhao San's slingshot aimed at Qian Er from behind, and with a "bang", a small pebble shot at Qian Er, feeling that it was impossible for Qian Er to dodge, he pretended to shout in his mouth: "Oops, the shot is missed, Qian Er quickly dodge!" Qian Er knew that he was deliberate, and waved his hand to protect his head while pretending to dodge.

"Oops", Liu Xudong also covered his head and jumped to the side and scolded: "Zhao San, is your mother B's head accurate?" ”

Zhao San couldn't help but laugh out loud and thought: Like, it's too similar, boss, you can really act.

Zhao San ran to Qian Er and pretended to say, "Oh, I'm sorry Qian Er, my slingshot is a little off, you're fine." ”

Qian Er took Zhao San's hand away and said, "I'm fine." ”

"Damn B, he's fine, I'm fine," Liu Xudong turned around and kicked Zhao San, "Your mother B, look at this bag on the back of Lao Tzu's head." ”

"It's so unpleasant, on this day, I was kicked several times. Back in the dormitory, Zhao San took a handful of soybean grains, shot at the target hanging on the door with a slingshot, and muttered in his mouth: "Qian Er, I don't believe it, see if I shoot you." ”