CHAPTER XLIX
When Lin Hehe took the blow with his hand out of thin air, looking at Sun Ce's surprised expression and the inhalation sound of the surrounding crowd, Lin Hehe felt that it was not good and was going to suffer. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Why am I taking it by hand! Hand owes! Hand owes! Hand owes! "Lin Hehe is in the midst of intense regret.
"Congratulations to my father on joining another fierce general!" Sun Ce didn't know if it was to save the embarrassment or something else, so he gently patted Sun Jian's old ass for the first time.
"Congratulations, congratulations!" One after another compliments rang out.
"Hahaha! Lin Zhuangshi is really willing to join my command!? Of course, Sun Jian wanted to refuse and welcome him at this time, and the audience around him naturally had to put on an expression, if you dare to say no, I will kill you.
"Thank you, lord!" Lin Hehe also expressed his attitude for the first time, anyway, he already had a desperate attitude towards beauties, and Lin Hehe naturally felt that it was not a base.
After waiting for you and me between the lords and ministers, it is natural to give Lin Hehe a reward.
After some explanation by the attendant, he probably told Lin Hehe that everything he should have, except for his sister, so Lin Hehe's current top priority is to find out whether there is a female animal in this world, even if it is a sow!
In order to prevent embarrassment, Lin Hehe was able to find someone to have a good chat with him in a rigorous and solemn attitude of discussing academics, instead of Xiao Qiao's kind of person who couldn't understand what was said.
"Hey, I want to ask you something, Brother Gongjin~" Lin Hehe naturally found what he learned from the True Three Kingdoms Warriors, the current first wit in Soochow, Zhou Yu, Zhou Gongjin.
Lin Hehe's hand was on Zhou Yu's shoulder, in fact, in this world, Zhou Gongjin is still handsome, whether it is in the history books or in this Three Kingdoms world.
Lined with red clothes, wrapped in white robes and possessed, while marking his own camp, he also took into account the elegant atmosphere, and his waist-length hair was tied into a ponytail at the shoulders.
"What's the matter? Two laughing brothers? Zhou Yu obviously shouted the word Lin Hehe in order to appear less angry, so as to get closer.
"That's right, I'm curious about what Xiao Qiao has to do with you." Lin Hehe's gossip fire is burning, as long as Zhou Yu's answer is what he wants, he plans to ask other people's habitual postures in the next sentence.
"It's nothing, it's just a good brother." Zhou Yu looked dazed.
"Is it the kind of 'good' brother who is particularly good?" This answer obviously did not satisfy Lin Hehe's appetite, and he tried in vain to find more news.
"I don't understand what you're talking about." The pure and kind Zhou Yu naturally couldn't understand Lin Hehe's accentuated tone.
"Forget it, I've always heard that Brother Zhou is the second in the world, so I want to discuss some deeper issues with you." Lin Hehe knows what he doesn't want to do to others, since he was nailed to Xu Chu, he naturally wants tons of revenge back, Zhou Yu is the first.
"Well, just call me Jiangdong Zhoulang, you don't have to say anything Zhuge Second." The corners of Zhou Yu's eyes twitched.
"Okay, Zhuge Er, I want to ask, that is, where do we come from?" At first glance, Lin Hehe's question is a basic philosophical question, a question that intelligent beings with self-consciousness will think about, and it is often a question that some people who love to pretend to beep in the Sunset Red Activity Center love to ask, in fact, he wants to go in another direction to euphemistically ask, "where do people come from".
"I didn't expect Brother Lin to be a man of insight!" Zhou Yu obviously prefers to chat with people whose IQ is above the horizon rather than with humanoid primates whose leg hair is thick enough to knit stockings.
"Hawkers, that's it, as the saying goes, the lonely yang is not long, the lonely yin is not born, I see that the yang energy here is too strong, it is a dead place of nine yang and yin, for a long time, we can't do it will be cut off!" Lin Hehe talked nonsense, nonsense, it's all if a man can give birth to a child, this is the Three Kingdoms, not the Legend of the Journey to the West, there is no Zimu River!
"I can't imagine that Brother Lin has such a deep study of Zhou Yi, my confidant! However, it is absolutely impossible for the heirs to be severed, and Brother Lin can rest assured. "Zhou Yu is very happy to live on a planet full of monkeys and meet the only non-hostile unit intelligent creature Lin Hehe, I am not alone.
"Ahh Don't! You guys! You guys actually play with imprisonment, cow raising! It's terrifying! You humanoids! To people like you, I just want to say four words! Add me one! Lin Hehe is very satisfied with the worldview that Luna has arranged for him, and he is extremely satisfied!
"Brother Lin, what are you talking about? Why did you suddenly scold someone, what to take you a. "Zhou Yu was in a mood at this time, as if he had finally met the only remaining of his kind, but he took out a piece of shit from the back of his ass and threw it at you, only to find out that he was actually a monkey pretending.
"What, otherwise how the hell are you going to reproduce! Don't tell me you have two devices! "What's more terrifying than a girl with a waist of 10,000 inches, it's a strong man who sits on the ground and sucks soil.
"Brother Lin, what are you talking about, I don't understand it a little." Zhou Yu was in a state of confusion from just now.
"How the hell do you reproduce?" Lin Hehe couldn't hold back after all, and lifted the fig leaf.
"Is that what happened?" Zhou Yu asked with some surprise.
An old man you think is full of wisdom comes to talk to you, from astronomy to Trump, he can come together, listen to you willingly, only to find out in the end that he is just to distract you and take away the lollipop in your hand.
"Yes! Behold, my crotch, the red mule! Even it has a female mule to talk about comfort, and I don't even have a female human in this Jianye City, is it the so-called lonely sun that does not grow? Lin Hehe expressed the sorrow in his heart.
"Hahaha! Brother Lin, I heard that you were born from the deep mountains, I still don't believe it, but now I believe it! Zhou Yu laughed heroically with a wave of formulas, who said that Confucian generals and handsome guys can't laugh heroically! Then he said.
"Oh? I don't understand you like this, is it because people who come out of the mountains have a better desire to mate than ordinary people? Now it's Lin Hehe's turn to start being stunned, Zhou Yu's heroic smile and the combination of wanting to talk and stopping punches stunned him.
"Hahaha! Brother Lin, I didn't mean that, you must know that we are the spirits of all things, and the heavens have given us such love, which is naturally different from those wild things that have no intelligence! Zhou Yu said.
"Well, even Kong Sheng has to eat and drink Lazar three times a day." Lin Hehe couldn't understand what the inevitable connection between human beings being the spirits of all things and whether or not they had the desire to mate.
"Hahaha! Brother Lin, the reproduction of the spirits of all things does not depend on mating, but by mitosis! Zhou Yu said.