"Big brother, I know my ID doesn't match, so I prepared a joke. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

This player called [Perfect Life] also knows that his ID does not match, so he will make a joke.

"Let's talk about it" Lin Qingfeng didn't add much nonsense, and directly let this guy speak.

In this case, [Perfect Life] also spoke: "The ant and the praying mantis are bragging, and the ant says, 'I bit the goddess twice, and those two points are still red now.'" The praying mantis was not convinced by the ant's words, and then said, 'How many do you count, I slashed her, and she is still bleeding every month'. ”

After speaking, [Perfect Life] looked at Lin Qingfeng, looking forward to passing.

"OK, this paragraph is okay, although it's not funny, but you passed the assessment" Lin Qingfeng glanced at [Perfect Life] and then said.

Although this paragraph doesn't sound funny, it's a bit dirty, so it's barely qualified.

When Lin Qingfeng was about to assess the next player, [Drunken Beauty Yin] suddenly rushed over.

"President, I have a friend who wants to join the guild, I don't know if you can make it easier." [Drunk Beauty Yin] came to Lin Qingfeng's side and directly expressed his intention.

Behind him, a sharpshooter pro with the ID "I'm Not Guilty" was standing.

Seeing that this guy's ID was called [I shoot you not guilty], Lin Qingfeng's eyes lit up.

It seems that this guy is a first-level character for [Drunk Beauty Yin], and his ID is so dirty.

"Slut, you want to go through the back door, this can't be done, and you have to ask the players around you if they are willing." [Lao Tzu is rich] came to the side of [Drunk and Rubbing Beauty Yin], and then said.

For the product [Drunk Beauty Yin], [Lao Tzu is rich] has accumulated a lot of resentment in his heart.

In the PK field, he was abused very badly.

And when he heard the words of "Lao Tzu is rich", the players around him agreed.

"It's just that if I want to cut the line, I'm the first one who doesn't want to."

"This can't break the rules, I've been queuing for a long time, and you have to treat people equally."

"Resolutely protest those who go through the back door"

Hearing the voices of the players around him, [Lao Tzu is rich] had a smug smile on his face.

Seeing the under-pumping appearance of this product, [Drunk Beauty Yin] gritted his teeth with hatred, and really wanted to go up and beat him.

"Dead fatty, next PK, Lao Tzu wants to teach you a good lesson and let you know how to behave." [Drunk and rubbing the beauty yin] looked at [Lao Tzu is rich] with an unhappy face and said.

I didn't expect this guy to embarrass him, and [drunk and rubbing beauty yin] can be regarded as admitting it.

For the words of [drunk and rubbing beauty], [Lao Tzu is rich] directly ignored it, and made a provocative look.

It seems that after getting the Flowing Wind Thousand Shadows set, his confidence has increased greatly.

"Okay, next" Lin Qingfeng didn't bother to pay attention to these two bickering guys.

Hearing Lin Qingfeng's words, a player with an ID called [Evil Right Hand] walked over.

"Big brother, I'll just have a limerick poem." [Evil Right Hand] came to Lin Qingfeng and said.

Hearing that this guy was going to write a limerick poem, Lin Qingfeng was interested.

I don't know what kind of limerick this guy will make, if it's not good enough, the result will be to get out.

"Boy, your limerick has to be interesting, otherwise you know." [Lao Tzu is rich] glanced at the [evil right hand] and said.

In response to the reminder that Lao Tzu is rich, the evil right hand nodded confidently.

"Ahem, listen up, only some old drivers can understand my limericks" [Evil Right Hand] said first, and then began to recite his limericks.

"The investment is small, the results are fast, and the legs are broken for hundreds of dollars. It is both comfortable and real, and the goods are still there after buying, wash them, and then sell them, and there is no big problem with repeated use. The skin is not broken, the meat is not bad, the length and thickness are all-enabled, the front is also in, the back is also in, and it is not bad if you grind it thousands of times. As long as the pants are raised, who says that the girl is not decent. ”

"Ahem, my limerick has been finished, I wonder if the eldest brother can agree?" [Evil Right Hand] looked at Lin Qingfeng with a smile on his face, and he had the urge to smoke wildly when he looked at it.

"Don't look at me like that, you've passed" Being looked at ambiguously by the [Evil Right Hand], Lin Qingfeng had goosebumps.

Understood, the right hand of evil stood aside.

"Lewd talent, little brother admires" [Lao Tzu is rich] gave a thumbs up to [evil right hand].

He was also thundered by this guy.

"Big brother, I'll use the ten words one to ten to make a sentence." A player came to Lin Qingfeng and said

Hearing this, Lin Qingfeng's curiosity suddenly rose, and he didn't know what kind of sentence this guy would make.

The players around were also very interested, and they were looking forward to using a sentence from one to ten.

After all, they all need some excellent connotations, and everyone is looking forward to what kind of sentences Brother Ren can make.

"One man and two women play ***, I don't know how to be honest, five ashamed, six look at each other, but seven up and eight down, with nine postures, very bold"

After the player finished speaking, he winked at Lin Qingfeng, he was very confident in his sentence.

"Very good, you are a talent, and you meet the requirements of the guild." Lin Qingfeng said with satisfaction, admiring it so much.

Not only Lin Qingfeng, but the players around him admired it very much.

"I'm rubbing, it's just a lewd talent"

"Great God, my brother is willing to bow down."

"There is no great wetness in life, please take my knees"

However, this is not the beginning, there is a more fierce one.

One player stood up and said, "I can also make a sentence with ten words from one to ten." ”

Hearing that someone can also use these ten words to form a sentence, the players around him are very interested, and they don't know what this guy will create.

Lin Qingfeng was also interested, and he motioned for the player to start.

had to hit Lin Qingfeng's signal, and the player spoke: "Ten people, nine cheap, don't know eight shares, indulge in seven emotions and six desires, entangle five limbs, and also go in and out, with two women to orgasm, and a prostitute talent." ”

"I'll it, today is a long insight, and they are all lewd talents." After listening to the sentence made by this player, he was so impressed that he almost knelt down to worship.

The players around have been thundered, and they all feel that both of them are first-class lewd talents.

"You two are both prostitute, I have to say I admire."

"I'll rub it, you two are so wet with a lewd song, it's really a good wet song."

"You two are both prodigies in the world of prostitution, you should create some mistakes, otherwise you will be buried."

What else can Lin Qingfeng say, just let the two guys pass.

He has seen the sky for a long time, and if he can meet so many top players, it will be lively in the future.

Next, Lin Qingfeng continued to assess other players.

Over a period of time, Lin Qingfeng has recruited a lot of players, with excellent IDs, cheap and cute, all of them.

A player's ID is not good enough, and he can't tell jokes or the like, so Lin Qingfeng told this guy to get out.

But this player didn't leave, and even rushed up to hug Lin Qingfeng's thigh, refusing to let go.

No matter how Lin Qingfeng throws it, he can't get rid of it.

And this player is really lazy, Lin Qingfeng can't help it.

In the end, Lin Qingfeng entered the guild on the grounds that this guy would be cheap.

"Do you tell jokes or do limericks or something?" Lin Qingfeng looked at [I shot you are not guilty] and asked.

This guy is brought by [Drunk Beauty Yin], and the ID also meets the requirements of the best base camp.

But Lin Qingfeng is still a star test guy, and wants to see if this product can surprise him.

"Hehe, I won't tell the joke, and I won't write limericks, but I changed the advertising slogan of the advertisement, I believe it will satisfy you." Looking at Lin Qingfeng, he smiled.

He was very confident, because he felt that the advertising slogan he changed would definitely pass.

Seeing that this guy is so confident, Lin Qingfeng wants to take a look.

The players around are also curious, and they don't know what advertising slogans this guy will change, and they don't know what surprises they will have.