Chapter 9: Killing the World (9)
"Don't you go?" Miao Wubing sighed, like a cat immortal on the top of the Kalin Tower who was disturbed by Sun Wukong, with a helpless face.
Qiao Xiaolong was stunned for a moment, his red tail covered his mouth and chuckled twice, and when he was about to tease Wu Bing, Lingli, who was standing next to Brother Meow, suddenly shouted: "Pretty Xiaolong, is it Qiao Xiaolong!" I've finally seen my real body! You, you, you're so beautiful! I...... Woooooooo Before she could finish speaking, she was gagged again by Miao Wubing, blocking the full words in her throat.
The beautiful snake was stunned when she heard this, and then smiled even more charmingly, as if with a fantasy magic that could make dead trees spring and grass and trees bloom. Her eyelashes fluttered like two small fans, and she bowed far away: "Thank you, Miss for the compliment, the slave family really doesn't dare to be." After speaking, she looked at Miao Wubing, and said with a smile: "As for what Childe said, the slave family should be regarded as a joke told by Childe, hehe~~"
Miao Wubing's eyes widened, and he said like a nymphomaniac: "You really make people angry when you laugh......
The beautiful woman blushed and said shyly: "Childe laughed again......"
"No, I mean it......" Before he could finish his attention-grabbing words, his pupils shrank sharply. Because, above the pretty dragon's head, a mace suddenly flashed and fell quickly!
Who?
Crocodile boss!
Miao Wubing's consciousness was agile enough to surpass the speed of light at this moment, if, yes if. If he helps the crocodile boss distract the pretty little dragon and let the other party eat this blow, then ...... Is it possible to avoid the trip to the Emerald Palace and ...... Going on the offensive to Music Town? When the time comes, casually pretend to push the death of the pretty little dragon to the remnant leopard Tiansha, and when the angry Five Heroes and the panda go to revenge, he carries all the military power and artillery fire of Lord Shen to attack the Jade Palace and seize the most powerful props and equipment in the world! It's not impossible!
However, this thought only stayed in his mind for a moment before he was thrown into the ruins of memory.
Not to mention anything else, it is very difficult to kill the characters in the plot, once it is revealed, it will inevitably cause the angry Peace Valley to attack with all its might! At that time, it is estimated that the only way for Shen Wang Ye and the injured to be injured is to hand over himself and the crocodile boss in exchange for an armistice agreement.
This method is too risky, and the danger index far exceeds the benefits obtained, which is not in line with Miao Wubing's temperament.
As soon as his thoughts turned, he decided to stand still and watch from the wall.
It's best if Qiao Xiaolong dies, but it has nothing to do with him at that time. Even if he didn't die, he could save the crocodile boss with some high-sounding excuses, and get the other party's gratitude and ...... A crocodile's, possible allegiance.
In this world, you either have soldiers in your hands or kung fu in your hands, if you don't have both...... Brother, let's go sell noodles.
But...... The next development of events greatly surprised him.
The crocodile boss shouted with the offensive not only shocked Miao Wubing and Lingli, but also made the restless injury and the pretty little dragon who was ready to kill him stunned!
"The lackeys of the Khitans! Death! ”
A hint of discoloration flashed in Qiao Xiaolong's eyes, and his body turned into green lightning to easily avoid the inevitable blow of the crocodile boss, and the red tail changed to a beat, fanning the crocodile boss's bulky body out of the distance, and after landing a few ups and downs, he didn't move.
It was only at this time that Miao Wubing discovered that the tip of Qiao Xiaolong's red tail had a murderous weapon similar to the snake blade tail of the [Pokemon] rice spoon.
His face was hard to look at for the first time after entering the dungeon.
You know, the pretty dragon tail in the animation never has such a sharp weapon! And now I have this snake in front of me! What does this mean? Illustrate...... The people of the Emerald Palace can kill!
He immediately swept his gaze to the dozen or so crocodile brothers who had played soy sauce as soon as they appeared, but fortunately, his chest was still rising and falling, and he was still breathing.
But what did the crocodile boss mean by what he just said? He hasn't seen the Five Heroes? After so many years of robbing bandits, have you ever heard of the name of the Five Heroes? And also...... Why did Pretty Little Dragon give up the killer of the crocodile boss after hearing those words?
What is there in this that he doesn't know?
Miao Wubing's eyes gradually brightened, and there must be something strange in the Jade Palace!
At this time, the injury stepped forward, looked down at the little snake in front of him who was inferior in size to himself ten thousand streets but could kill himself in seconds outside ten thousand streets, and said in a flat tone: "You take the two of them back to the Jade Palace, what about me?" ”
Qiao Xiaolong didn't answer, but first glanced at the crocodile boss who had fainted, and then she turned her head to look at Miao Wubing, her eyes were still infinitely charming: "What does Childe think?" ”
"I'm ......" Miao Wubing hesitated for a moment, glancing at the wound, who looked at him expressionlessly. After thinking for a while, he said, "Why don't you let him go home?" I've heard that he has a wife at home, both old and young, and a wife waiting to be fed......"
"Puff ......" Qiao Xiaolong immediately laughed, she threw a wink at Miao Wubing and said, "Childe is so funny to talk about, so ...... Just as Childe wants. After speaking, she turned her head to look at the injury that still had a mahjong face, and chuckled: "Let's go~ Childe has said it, and I will forgive you for your crime." ”
Miao Wubing's eyebrows couldn't help but twitch again when he heard this.
Crime? What crime? Where did the crime come from? So, why is Pretty Dragon here? Just a copy arrangement? Or is it ...... Actually, she is here to kill? Or, is it to "please" yourself?
Miao Wubing felt that his brain was like a mess of mush, and more and more puzzles were mixed together and could not be solved, as if bundles of hemp rope were tied together and could not be solved.
"Childe, Miss, please~" Qiao Xiaolong slid forward, raised his tail and pointed to the way, and his upper body leaned slightly to make a gesture of invitation. Miao Wubing felt that if she was a human, then this leaning over would probably make his nose bleed like a river. He took the little princess's hand, who was glaring at him with angry eyes, too...... From the time she saw Qiao Xiaolong to the present, Miao Wubing has always been doing communication work, while Xiao Lingli has been gagged throughout the whole process and can't spit out half a word.
But now, he's not in the mood to care about those ...... After one last look at the injury, he turned around and kept up with the pretty dragon.
When their figures completely disappeared from the field of vision of the injury, the expression of the injury suddenly turned cold, and he raised the ring head and snorted heavily: "Come out, aren't you tired of hiding and hiding?" Or is it that the five heroes who are admired by the world can only do some sneaky behaviors? ”
As the words fell, there was still only the rustle of leaves blown by the wind and the slightly heavy breathing of the injured oneself on the small wooded path.
But, a second later, a smaller green figure suddenly appeared in front of him without warning! The figure was as if it had been there before, unobtrusively.
The body is less than half the size of an adult's palm, the body is small and thin, and the tip of the arm is sharp.
One of the five heroes of the Emerald Palace - the fast mantis!
"Huh." Hurt suddenly laughed, his laughter was full of desolation and sorrow, as if an upright man watched groups of passers-by pass by the fallen old lady, but no one reached out to help:
"Ben Jiang has known for a long time, you five heroes are all sinister, cunning, unrighteous and untrustworthy, how can you let the tiger return to the mountain? Come on, show your true skills, and add the last brilliant color to your grandfather's glorious life! ”
The fast praying mantis sighed, like a hermit who saw through the red dust: "Your Excellency...... In the end, it is worthy of being one of the five defeats under the command of Prince Shen, and with this courage and courage, it is not in vain that long-tailed chicken's cultivation of you. His voice, like that of a majestic man, uttered chilling words:
"Farewell."
The wound roared, and the knife pounced!
However...... Just a blink of an eye passed, and the fast mantis had flashed to his back, and the knife-wielding wounded face still had that terrifying hideous color, and his body was still surging with explosive power.
Until a breeze blows.
The injured body collapsed with a bang! It was as if he had been smashed, and his entire body was shattered into dozens or hundreds of pieces of flesh in an instant! The smell of blood and the horrific scene are enough to make the most skilled executioners in the slaughterhouse palpitate!
On one of the pieces of meat, there was a wanton smile.
That's ridicule.
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