Chapter 37: The Friend of Life and Death
Also in the men's dormitory of the University of Finance, he was frightened by Zhang Mingyu's crotch..... Faeces. Even now, when Li Xianyu sits on the toilet, he has to look down and look again from time to time..... He doesn't look at women as often and seriously as he sees himself.
Since opening the door to the new world, the world in the door has never been kind to him, Zhang Mingyu made him have a psychological shadow on the toilet, Bixian made him have a psychological shadow on the public toilet, Qingqing made him have a psychological shadow on the pop, and grandma made him have a psychological shadow on women.
After five minutes of silence and terrible, it was midnight, Li Xianyu sat on the toilet seat, his waist was straight, his muscles were tense, and he was vigilant in every inch of the dark, especially under the partition.
I don't know if it was lucky or unlucky, the pen fairy did not appear, everything was calm, there was no strange movement in the toilet, and there were no suspicious shadows in the darkness.
Maybe she's out on the jungle and won't be back tonight.
Maybe after killing someone, she was already gone.
Li Xianyu flashed all kinds of speculations in his heart, and he really breathed a sigh of relief, and he didn't have to face the pen fairy head-on, which was undoubtedly a trance thing.
"I'll wait a little longer, and if it doesn't come, then don't blame me, I can write the mission report above board. Li Xianyu lit up the screen of his mobile phone and swiped the "ancient demon" chat software with great interest.
Let's see what the bigwigs are talking about today.
It's all meaningless water group content.,The bigwigs seem to be quite shy about the content of their tasks on weekdays.,Occasionally, a few words will stop at the point.,Maybe the company has task confidentiality rules.。
Originally, Li Xianyu also wanted to spy on the world that could not be touched for the time being through the content of their chat.
Don't look at these ghosts, they are super fierce after death, but in front of the bloodline boss, it is probably the existence of a cat and a dog.
Sanwu and Grandma both said that the resentful spirits were very low-level wild monsters, and the gods were too lazy to fight.
So, what kind of magnificence is the world of bloodlines?
Walking pile driver: "Seniors, I'm in the women's dormitory of the University of Finance, how about I broadcast it live to everyone." ”
The fingering resembles that of Taka Kato: "Despicable and shameless, but if you have to broadcast live, I might as well take a look." ”
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "If you are young and don't follow the right path, if you have to broadcast live, we can't do it." ”
Vulcan: "Although the old man despises this kind of behavior, his hands and feet grow on you." ”
Li Bai: "Friends come from afar, and they are very happy, and they don't watch live broadcasts. ”
King Kong: "Gloss~"
Hitomi: "Perverted." ”
Archivist: Murphy: "Hitomi, you haven't slept in the middle of the night, won't you go to school tomorrow?" ”
Hitomi: "The one who wants to go to school is a little boy upstairs who died in a car accident a few days ago, and he came back tonight, came to my house to look for eyeballs, stood by the bed and looked at me, and asked me if I saw his eyeballs." I kicked him out, and now he's lying on the window looking at me, his left eyeball is gone, his face is rotten, and I can't sleep. ”
The little boy was lying outside the window, with a tattered face, a hollow left eye socket that was missing and bleeding. silently looked at the little girl in the room.....
After Li Xian's fish brain made up this picture, he slowly shuddered.
Walking piledriver: "Seniors, I'm not going to broadcast that live, I'm hiding in the girls' dormitory to catch ghosts, do you want to broadcast live to you." ”
Li Bai: "It's tasteless." ”
The fingering is similar to that of Kato Taka: "Don't look, get out." ”
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "Young people, thinking determines the way out. ”
Vulcan: "The old man is too old to take care of this nonsense. ”
Walking piledriver: "I'm a little scared, do the seniors have any secret methods for dealing with resentful spirits?" ”
Thunder Battle Princess: "Resentful spirits are quite troublesome to deal with, and we usually use the power of flesh and blood to deter and expel them, and we lack specific means. Taoism and Buddhism have a lot of secret methods, and there are disciples of the Maoshan faction in the group, so I will help you call him..... Eh, why is the Spirit Fu Zhenjun gone, and he still changed his vest when he quit the group. ”
[Archives Department Administrator] Murphy: "It's long gone, last month he applied to be transferred to the Xiangxi Branch, and the Personnel Department agreed, and it will be difficult to see him again in the future." ”
Thunder Zhan Ji: "Why do you want to go to Xiangxi, I don't know how many colleagues want to come to the headquarters to work." [Shocked]"
Li Bai: "Zhan Ji, he was sent to Xiangxi half a year ago to investigate a murderous corpse and wounding incident, and after he came back, he wrote a report to apply for transfer to Jiangxi. ”
Thunder Warrior Princess: "What is the reason?" ”
The fingering is similar to Kato Taka: "I know this, he said that he gained love, but the other party is an abnormal thing, so he can only stay in Xiangxi." ”
Li Xianyu looked at it with relish, and typed and asked, "What is an abnormal thing." ”
Thunder Warrior Queen: "Everything outside of people." ”
Li Bai: "Ah, no wonder I asked him at the time, and he said it was a friend of life and death." This guy is different from other Maoshan Taoist priests, he is very gentle with spirits, it can't be that he met a beautiful female ghost, tsk, this Yanfu. ”
Murphy: "He's doing it for love." ”
Hitomi: "A Chinese ghost story, I'm so envious." ”
King Kong: "What is there to envy, women are poop, and female ghosts are also poop." The Spirit Rune True Monarch has a lot of brains and gives up his good future. ”
Several women in the group and a Lori sent a [disgusted] expression.
Vulcan: "The old man suddenly felt that "friends of life and death" was very connotative. ”
Thunder Warrior Queen: "Uh.... As soon as the Vulcan God said this, he reacted. ”
Others chimed in.
The Vulcan let out a series of [hearty] laughing expressions, and he felt that although he was old, his mentality was still very young. When people and spirits love each other, isn't it a friend of life and death?
Walking piledriver: "Speaking of Xiangxi, I remember that corpse chasers are famous. Lingfu Zhenjun went to deal with the murderous corpse and wounded people...... I think there's a more substantial. ”
Vulcan: "What connotation." ”
Walking piledriver: "Haven't you ever thought that a friend of life and death may also be a corpse?"
There was a sudden silence in the group.
System Tip: The walking piledriver has been banned by Administrator Murphy for three hours.
Li Xianyu: "......"
Everything is a reasonable explanation, a scientific analysis, why ban me?!
After the quiet, the bigwigs in the group complained one after another.
Li Bai: "Is this newcomer the devil?" ”
Vulcan: "Li Bai is right. ”
King Kong: "The god of fire has a point. ”
The fingering is similar to that of Kato Taka: "Kick it." ”
Thunder Warrior Queen: "......"
[Archivist] Murphy: "I am more and more sure that in the future, his title will be Li Shizhen's skin." ”
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "You try." ”
Li Xianyu brushed up, watching the bigwigs complain all kinds of things, I don't know if it was an illusion, he felt that the air around him suddenly cooled down, the wind gusted, and it was cold.
"Do you have paper?"
Suddenly, a woman's voice rang out in the silent toilet.
"I don't have a paper .....," Li Xianyu replied subconsciously, and then his voice was stuck in his throat.
There are no outsiders in the toilet, only him, who is the woman who speaks?
The pen fairy is here......
Li Xianyu's chrysanthemum was tight, the kind that could easily clip off the, he didn't have time to turn on the flashlight, reversed the mobile phone screen, and the light shimmered, and the scene in front of him was so terrifying that Li Xianyu couldn't breathe.
In the next compartment, under the partition, a woman's hand reached over, her miserable white hand seemed to be coated with a layer of lime, and her black nails almost touched Li Xianyu's naked feet.
And what frightened him the most was that there was a woman's face next to his hand, and the face and hand were misplaced, as if there was a woman next door, squatting down, taking off her head and putting it on the ground, and then reaching out again and asking you: Is there any paper?
"Do you have paper....." said the woman's sympathetic voice.
The fluorescent light of her mobile phone illuminated her face, her pale skin covered with blue-black blood vessels, and her eyes had no pupils, only oozing whites.
Li Xianyu felt that his blood vessels were frozen, his brain twitched, and he trembled and felt the national emblem from his pocket, and handed it to the female ghost's hand: "I don't have paper, this.... Here you go. ”
The female ghost didn't seem to have encountered someone who really gave her something, so she subconsciously took it.
In an instant, her hand felt like touching a red-hot soldering iron, and green smoke was rising.
Terrible screams rang out in the toilets.
Li Xianyu took this opportunity to escape from the compartment like a wild dog, and shouted at the mobile phone at the same time: "She came out, she came out, three no help......"
The voice fell, and the right foot was suddenly grabbed.
Stiff, the blood in his body coagulated inch by inch, he turned his face pale, the female ghost grabbed his bare feet at some point, and she lay on the ground, with a pool of red blood under her. Raising his face covered with blue and black veins, he said sadly: "If you don't have paper, give me your life....."
The flesh on her face quickly rotted, maggots infested, her eyes rolled down, and thick black blood flowed from her mouth.
Downstairs in the dormitory, Sanwu looked back blankly and looked at his grandmother who was holding his shoulder.
Grandma squinted: "The little soldier still arrives at the battlefield in thirty seconds!"
Three Nos: "???"
Grandma sighed: "If you don't let him experience more danger, how can the little rabbit cub be willing to be motivated? Who gave him a name that ruined my great-grandson's life." ”
Li Xianyu's mournful screams came from the mobile phone.