Xiao Hei's pursuit of the wolf king was fruitless, and finally slowly returned to the camp, Xiao Hei slowly walked into the camp, Yue Shen looked at Xiao Hei's slightly gloomy face, knowing that Xiao Hei was in a bad mood. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay." ”

Xiao Hei was still expressionless, just clenched his fists and said softly: "It is my prey." And he went out into the crowd.

"Oh, it's really extreme, people who haven't tasted failure, the first time to chase someone, isn't it particularly uncomfortable." Yue Shen spread his hands and walked towards the camp.

"Did you catch it?" Mo Yuan and Ruan Yun asked.

Xiao Hei shook his head, Ruan Yun saw the loss and depression hidden in Xiao Hei's eyes, smiled at him lightly, and didn't say anything.

Everyone returned to the tent and clicked to submit the rescue mission.

A golden shadow rose from Charles's body, and the other three pioneers fainted, and his appearance was somewhat indistinguishable in the brilliant golden light, and only a pair of elves' signature pointed ears and long hair hanging down to the waist could be faintly seen.

"Brave adventurers, thank you for your help to my juniors and his companions, and you are grateful to you......

"If you have something to say, just give us the reward directly." Xiao Hei said with an impatient frown.

"This adventurer seems to be a little impatient." Although the golden phantom could not even be seen clearly, a playful smile could be clearly seen on his blurred face.

"If there's a fart, let it go." Xiao Hei said with a cold face.

At this time, the atmosphere in the camp became heavy, Yue Shen, who jumped out, and the bear child, who couldn't figure out the situation, didn't speak, Xiao Rui slowly took Xiao Hei's hand and whispered, "Brother~"

"Looks like this kid is in a state of irritability." As he spoke, the golden phantom snapped his fingers, and a golden streamer burst out, tying Xiao Hei's hands and feet and pressing him to the ground.

Xiao Hei only felt anger rising from his heart, his eyes were no longer the usual indifference, but like a snowstorm in the night, sharp and piercing, Xiao Hei struggled, and a subtle "Hehe......" sound came out of his throat.

"It looks like we have to give some punishment to the children." The golden phantom chuckled, and a golden light appeared on his fingertips and was about to blast towards Xiao Hei, at this time, Mo Yuan, Ruan Yun, and Xiao Rui all blocked in front of Xiao Hei.

"Oh, it looks like you can't stop it." Yue Shen moved his arm and flipped his wrist and took out two daggers. The unknown bear child also clenched the tomahawk in his hand.

"Don't, don't be nervous~ It's this kid who is a little excited~" The golden phantom smiled wryly.

Yueshen dagger swung and sliced through the golden streamer that bound Xiao Hei, "Oops~ Speaking of the elf prince, you seem to be very weak now." ”

"Well, just kidding, yes, just kidding." The golden phantom shrugged, a hint of stiffness visible from his blurred face.

Xiao Hei stood up, moved his arm, and said with a wicked smile, "I'm sorry, the Elf King, or the phantom of the Elf King, I'm a little irritable now." Licking his lips, the ice flower bloomed in his hand, not condensed into a weapon, but only wrapped around the fist.

"What else is there to say? Beat him up. Yue Shen smiled.

Everyone looked at the golden phantom with a malicious smile, including Xiao Rui, who didn't know what was going on, also looked at the elf king's ear phantom with Xiao Hei's expression.

"There's something to say, there's something to say, oops......" Xiao Hei's fist slammed into the elf king's fuzzy face.

Seeing this, everyone also rushed up with their weapons in one hand and with their bare hands.

"You are disrespectful to the gods, oh ......"

"Thou shalt be damned, ah!!"

"Thou wait, thou wait, uh......"

“……”

"Uncles, don't fight, can't I be wrong? Yes......! ”

"5555, you bully God, 5555."

The elf king cried like a humiliated little girl, her long hair was also messy, her face seemed to be a little fatter than just now, and she was bent over her waist, like a shrimp.

"Whew~" Xiao Hei exhaled a breath of turbidity. "It feels pretty good."

"Uh-huh." Everyone nodded their heads

"Alright, it's time to give us a reward for the mission." Mo Yuan said with a big sting.

"If you beat someone, you still need a task reward? Is there a royal law? ”

"Elf King Shu Huang, if you don't obey, you will be beaten." Xiao Rui blinked her innocent golden eyes and said, faintly a trace of fanaticism and excitement could be seen in her eyes, sure enough, there is a violent maniac living in every beautiful soju.

"Well~ People don't think it's enjoyable~" Ruan Yun blew her fist and said with a smile.

"Ahem~ Heroic adventurers, you deserve the reward at this time, but before the reward is distributed, why don't you tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere."

"It doesn't seem to be enough." Xiao Hei clenched his fists and rushed forward.

"Stop, stop, stop!" The Elf King said with his face covered.

Xiao Hei's fist stopped in front of the Elf King's face, "What else do you have to say." ”

"555 This is the process of the mission, you have to tell a joke to get the reward, please, I'm going to go through the motions too."

"Hmm...... All right. ”

"I'll come, I'll come, I'll come~" Xiao Rui waved her arms excitedly, like a scholar who was familiar with the answers to the teacher's questions in class.

"Hmm." Xiao Hei nodded.

"Shu Xiao, let me ask you a question, one day a big tiger and a person were caught by the cannibals and tied to two adjacent trees, a torch was about to burn the rope that bound the tiger, and the tiger broke free from the rope and was about to eat him, at this time this person said a word, the tiger did not eat him, do you know what it is?"

"Well, he must have begged the tiger for mercy."

"Wrong."

"That means Tiger is his long-lost son."

"Wrong."

"That ......"

"Wrong." "Wrong." "Wrong." "Wrong." "Wrong."

"Uh...... Little sister, tell me directly. ”

"Hmph, the man said to the tiger, happy birthday, the tiger turned around and blew out the torch, didn't burn the rope, so he didn't eat him. Hahaha, Shu Huang is really stupid. ”

Everyone only felt a cold wind blowing, leaving Xiao Rui alone with laughter.

Yue Shen turned his head to look at Xiao Hei: "Well, your sister got the point...... It's really different...... Kind...... Yes. At this time, Yue Shen saw a smiling expression on Xiao Hei's face, and couldn't help but sigh, what's wrong with this world.

"Hmm~ Did Rui Rui fail?" Xiao Rui looked frustrated, and ran to Xiao Hei's side in small steps.

"It's okay, it's okay, look at your brother Yue Shen, mine" Yue Shen said confidently, "Ahem, listen up, in the late Warring States period, Liu Xiang fought for hegemony, and Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, was trapped by Liu Bang's 100,000 horses on the edge of the Wujiang River, and Yu Ji said to Xiang Yu, "King, I want to live." Xiang Yu said, "You can think about it, there are 100,000 horses on the other side." Yu Ji thought about it, gritted her teeth, and said, "100,000 people can still survive by gritting their teeth." Then Xiang Yu said a word, Yu Ji drew her sword and committed suicide, guess what. ”

"I can't guess, please say."

"Ahem, what Xiang Yu said was, 'Then there are still 100,000 horses.' Truly, on the verge of a calamity. As he spoke, Yue Shen had an evil smile on his face.

Mo Yuan, Ruan Yun looked at Yue Shen with a disdainful look, and the Elf King and the five lakes and the four seas laughed obscenely together when they got to that point, as for Xiao Hei, the forehead ...... was very embarrassed by Xiao Rui's inquiry with a look of curiosity.

"You are very much in line with the king's appetite, but it's a pity~ I have the rest of my life, and I can't discuss it with Brother Shen in the same month."

"Then hand over the reward."

"The reward still can't be given to you."

"So, your special mother is underwhelmed?"

"Bridge bean sack, this is set up by the system, this kind of dirty joke can't be passed."

"Then I'll do it." At this time, Xiao Hei, who always maintained a poker face, said.

Everyone looked at Xiao Hei in shock.

Xiao Hei has already begun to say, "I want to tell a story, this story is very scary at the beginning, funny in the middle, and sad at the end." ”

"What a story." The Elven King asked.

"Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died."

“……”

Xiao Hei raised his fist, "Laugh." ”

"Ha, ha, ha." The Elven King laughed helplessly three times under duress.

"Rewards."

"5555, don't take such a bully, tat."